Would you hug the Lambdadelta?
Okay.
It wouldn't look good if a strange bearded man suddenly hugged a little girl. Are her parents okay with it?
I'd rather pat Bern's head, but hell yes I would.
Sure
>>14175904
fake loli
LAMBDA!!!!!!!
>>14175904
Second best witch.
Now, this is a Bernkastel thread.
>>14179278
>>14178907
>>14176119
>>14176031
Bernposters. Don't talk to Bernposters. Hide Bernposters. Remember: Bernkastel did everything wrong.
>>14181244
>>14181408
Ange best witch
Just remember that it is a dude, dudes.
>>14175904
Oh hey, it's the one month that she's actually relevant.
>>14182516
LIES!
>>14182516
I'm fine with that
But to me, she looks more like a cake.
>>14182516
Lambda being a trap would make perfect sense.
>>14176022
I'm pretty sure witches don't have parents
>>14181244
but anon bern is lambadelta's true love. every lambadelta thread is a bernkastel thread too
>>14175904
Yes.
>>14175904
I don't even know her. Though, I guess I'd inquire a thing or two about her, like why she's dressing up so fancy in a place like this.
>>14175904
I main her and Battler in the fighting game. She's tons of fun.
>>14183200
Who is she motioning to?
>>14190707
Because she doesn't exist.
>>14194564
Shhh, don't tell /jp/, you might blow their minds!
>>14194564
Her dress is like Erika's, in the universal catbox of indeterminate superposition of all the quantum state in the Dress possibility space.
As long as no red has been given to collapse the wave function, she can have all the dresses, and you can't do anything about it.
>>14194564
Lambda exists you fucking dweeb
>>14194564
Lambda, Bern, and Auau are real
unlike that faggot Beato
>>14208441
She's real in the metaworld.
Actually, I find Lambda to be the hottest and best girl from anything R07 has ever been involved with-- I would love to hug her and troll people in infinite worlds.
I never post, so I'll post now just to post Bern.
All modest posting guys please.
I can't accept canon Bern honestly I always think of her mostly like the first appearances on the novel and heavily related to Higurashi Frederica and a part of Rika herself. Calm, emotionally detached and intelligent thinker etc.
Thoughts?
>>14181244
Bern had to play the villain to help Ange accept the truth.
Bern did nothing wrong.
>>14176022
She's over a thousand so it's okay man
>>14213349
>>14215257
She's broken. She's the Rika who never got to experience the final timeline, who lived through the penultimate timeline and realized that no matter what, the Rika who would finally be free to live a normal life with her friends would never be her. She was trained in torture and suffering by Featherine, and she compulsively rejects any companionship and attachment as a self defensive measure. The only reason she's as close to Lambdadelta is she is is because of Lambda's incredible stubbornness, loneliness, and Bernka-sexuality. Bernkastel is FUCKED UP.
>>14219383
>>14213349
Bern and Lambda are a pair. Both wonderfully complete each others. Bern without Lambda is a lonely, friendless, pathetic broken failure of a witch. Lambda without Bern is a broken, delusional, suicidal witch. Both are perfect.
I want for them to troll all the worlds together for all eternity.
>>14219383
>>14220152
Imagine a meta-meta hypothesis where Bern developed beyond her broken state. What do you think it could be? I mean to be closer to Featherine or similar.
>>14220784
Bern unbroken can't be Bern. Bern is a selfish, violent, apathetic, murderous troll. She stems from her wonderful imperfections. Lambdadelta keeps her on a loose leash and defines somewhat vague limits for her. Both are perfect broken mirrors, shining into the void.
I wish Bern, Lambda were actual characters not just fake magic shit that didn't really happen. The real Battler is in a wheelchair and the real Ange is the one in the current day. Just because the story tried (and failed) to be moral and intellectual didn't mean it had to be so bland and boring.
>>14221399
So we can say if Bern wasn't broken would just be Rika no more or less?
>>14221505
But then that would kill the Bern. Rika is Rika. Bern is Bern. 'Fixing' Bern would only kill her.
I can only think of a Rika-acting Bern as an elaborate ruse of her to troll a lot of people simultaneously.
For the love of Featherine, I want a WtC 5 so much. I want to see her. i want to read about her new antics. I want to protect that smile so, so much.
Good thread
>>14224878
based
Beato plz.
>>14182487
now we are talking.
>>14221649
There's nothing really likeable about Bern. She's fun to despise, but actually "liking" her is pretty silly.
>>14226176
As a masochist I find Bernkastel to be very likable and charming.
>>14226038
best burger
>>14221484
That's just one fragment in the sea of fragments, and the metaworld is above all of them. Besides, the 'real' Battler is in the metaworld. The dude in a wheelchair is just the person in his mortal body.
as a law obeying citizen i would not.
>>14226038
Nice.
I want to cuddle and marry Bern <3
>>14231909
Triggered
>>14226176
She's not likable per se, but a very interesting character.
>>14234661
She's as interesting as the Joker to be honest
>>14231909
>>14236110
I fucking hate Bernkastel.
>>14175904
Best girl
>>14237383
What's up, Rikafag? Still continuing that endless battle against Bern?
umineko
I like Satoko
umineko
>>14238642
Yes, it's a constant struggle.
At first, I was bitching at the air for years and now she's materialized to laugh at me. It's horrible.
>>14238780
I don't get it.
bern
![3021307-inline-fb-thumbsup-printpackaging[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2E39f2r.jpg "3021307-inline-fb-thumbsup-printpackaging[1].jpg")
>>14246417
I was walking with a friend last weekend and they pointed out a sticker on a streetlamp post that said "Bern," and said "I bet I know what that's referring to!" And I was like, "lol, but it's probably not the Umineko character." They looked at me oddly and pointed out that they were referring to Bernie Sanders. Durr.
>>14249735
My, what a social disaster you are. I feel embarrassed in your place.
>>14249875
"E-Eto... Hai, moshi moshi desu?!"
No, but I would hug pic related.
>>14206123
Sexy.
>>14249735
Who is Bernie Sanders and why should I think about it instead of Bern?
>>14197815
Do you think lambda actually cared about them and their fate or she just did that to piss off bernkastel because fuck you that's why?
>>14259588
Are you not from the US?
He's a very popular liberal candidate for president.
>>14175904
i would hug a mikufag
>>14259610
Everyone was acting their part to help Ange accept the past.
>>14259610
She probably did care in a "it's nice to be good once in awhile"
>>14259610
It was a yhbtyhl moment.
>>14221484
Why won't you have a little bit of love?
>>14268678
Exactly.
As long as nothing wired happens
>>14273645
What do you mean?
>>14273645
>wired
>>14273795
>Lain.
>>14259610
>>14268678
Do people really believe this? She made it painfully clear that she was doing it because she has a soft spot for people with iron determination who work hard. That's her whole thing.
>>14259610
Lambda cared.
It's her thing after all.
She represents human determination, the idea that no matter what, people will push through whatever they're facing.
As long as people do just that she is perfectly willing to give out her blessing.
It's also why she loves Bern so much.
>>14274259
But Bernkastel is the breaking of fate, the slight sliver of chance that could change everything, and more importantly, the denial that this will ever happen. By her wilful absence, there is only fate. Bernkastel defines chance and fate equally, and she's far more liberal with the second than with the first one.
That is why she likes Lambdadelta too. Lambdadelta is the certainty that something will happen and Bern knows miracles won't happen.
>>14278066
>But Bernkastel is the breaking of fate, the slight sliver of chance that could change everything, and more importantly, the denial that this will ever happen
Yes, but at the cost of Bern's own will, her own determination. Bern needs to search the sea of fragments near endlessly to avert a certain fate.
>Lambdadelta is the certainty that something will happen and Bern knows miracles won't happen
Not at all.
Their relationship is not an equal one.
Lambda is the idea that determination can make uncertain events certain and Bern needs to have even far stronger will to make even impossible events certain.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JsIirg2CSw
don'lt let hte lambda die guies
Somewhat relative. A friend of mine recently did a thing.http://catadioptrictrap.deviantart.com/art/Jessica-Ushiromiya-DL-567700323
>>14285644
Cool. Always good to see folks making new stuff for the series.
