What lengths would you go to to have sex with Alice?
Alice is my favorite touhou, but she's for cuddling, tea, and talking about dolls. Not sex.
>>14158810
What if she asks YOU for sex?
i would sacrifice everything for a chance to be with alice. i would nuke my harddrives. i would burn all my money. i would kill my loved ones with my bare hands. i would torture children in front of their parents. i would drink bleach. i would take it up the ass from several strangers. i would do anything just for one night with alice.
>>14158793
About the same as she would to have sex with me.
Strictly speaking, one pussy is not that different from another one to bother going through significant lengths for sexual purposes alone.
Gitgud at magic, lose some weight. Usual stuff.
>>14158889
Would you not meet alice for alice?
>>14158793
Buy a shovel so I can hit her in the head.
>>14158793
I would kill her and have sex with her corpse while it's still warm
>>14158793
Couldn't you just offer her some sort of magical artifact in exchange for poontang?
I wouldn't put much effort in since apparently it's very easy to convince her!
Be her sex slave. If she wants me to stuff like get fucked in the ass by one of her dolls or wear her clothing I totally would.
>>14158793
>>14158793
I would even marry her
>>14160135
jesus christ how horrifying
>>14158793
I would insert my penis into her vagina if you know what I mean.
Ropes, chains, drugs, anti-youkai magic, stuff like that.
Is it still prostitution if it's unsolicited, and is intended to clear an existing debt?
Get out Alice, I just want to have sex with Shanghai-chan.
I wouldn't. Even if she begged I'd say no.
>>14160680
The correct way to train your Alice is to reward her after she properly begs and degrades herself.
Make the reward increasingly smaller, and eventually she'll do it just because it makes you happy.
>>14160697
Thanks for bringing back traumatizing childhood memories of family life, comrade
>>14160245
By the first definition, absolutely.
>>14160697
>Make the reward increasingly smaller
But I want my pet to be happy.
>>14161471
The loss in physical reward will be made up with the joy from knowing that she made you happy.
It is a gradual process, though.
Alice is NOT for sex!
Alice is for cute tea parties, playing with dolls. and trying on dresses.
>>14161540
Are you sure about that?
>>14161557
>>14161600
t-thanks.
nice dubs, too.
>>14160697
>and degrades herself.
Why would I deny myself that fun?
>>14161540
>Thin, easily restrained body
>Blonde hair, blue eyes
>Knows how to use her hands
She was absolutely made for sex.
>>14161383
Does something like thins exist with Yukari?
>>14161647
When you do it to her, it's punishment. Nothing worth rewarding, unless she's hit the point where she finds being punished its own reward.
>>14158918
But Alice's pussy is many times greater than that of all other pussies in .gensokyo!
>>14160697
Silly anon, her reward is my love. It gets bigger over time.
>>14161557
>You've gotten lost?
>This Isn't a place where humans should come, you know?
>It's already late so you'll stay the night.
>A place to sleep? There are no beds other than this one, you know?
>>14164223
Do you just look around for plebs in need or something to spoonfeed? That's, what, 5 year old level Japanese, using only kanji so common that you'd have to be retarded to not know them?
If you're going to attempt to "show off", at least develop a minimal level of skill.
>>14164256
He wanted to share the contents of the picture with someone else.
>>14164256
Are you extremely autistic?
I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.
>>14164256
Are you for fucking real now?
It's actually more enjoyable to be an learner unless you're some super hardcore faggot who never talks with anyone because while you are EOP or learning, you're embedded in this helpful community that wants to share things with others.
When you finally become a real deal 日本語 master a switch flips and you become this bitter asshole who thinks that nobody whose Japanese is worse than you deserves to have any content.
>>14164256
>That's, what, 5 year old level Japanese, using only kanji so common that you'd have to be retarded to not know them?
Roughly 3% of the USA population^ suffers from mental retardation. Are you telling me that roughly 97% of the USA population knows those kanji, since because they are not retarded, they would have to know those kanji?
^http://www.hrw.org/reports/2001/ustat/ustat0301-01.htm
>>14167605
>Roughly 3% of the USA population^ suffers from mental retardation
Oh wow are you for real?
>>14167711
100% of my sperm cells will never reach Youmu's Fallopian tubes
>>14161774
Maybe.
Gangbanging alice and passing her around like a doll!
>>14170123
I want to watch Alice getting fucked by muscular studs while I masturbate using Shanghai as an onahole!
Depends. If it's just Alice, I probably wouldn't go further than casually asking for sex. If Shanghai is involved, I'd throw away my pride and do whatever she asks of me.
What makes Alice the Rape/gangbang touhou?
>>14170731
She's a pure aryan.
Whats everyone's favorite Alice Doujin?
>>14170756
This.
Pure Aryan > shitty yellow fever asian fetish
>>14170790
The one where she got raped.
>>14170790
Maybe this one :
http://exhentai.org/g/599816/27d140f759/
I want to lick Alice's anus too.
>>14170883
Also the ntr one where Alice cheats on Marisa with an ugly dude.
I want to watch Alice get raped by dogs and giant insects while Marisa sucks me off.
>>14170790
Marugoto Alice by Poshi. It has every vanilla sex act under the sun, plus SPERM TOAST.
>>14170790
I want to ejaculate inside Alice!
>>14158793
From the OP pic I thought it's Shoukaku.
What is this kancolle clone called?
>>14170756
>>14170790
I find it amazing how inconspicuously Touhou manages to have so many Western characters, actually. You could say it promotes being a weeaboo.
>>14171049
I want to ejaculate inside every Touhou. Actually, I don't even need to have sex with them, getting to inject them with a medical syringe full of my jizz while they sleep would be enough.
>>14170883
All I get is a sad panda.
>>14170790
I can fap to pretty much everything with Alice involved as long as it isn't yuri
>>14171076
I want to give every Touhou my special love injection, having them lying face down on the bed with their butt exposed: "Don't worry, *****-chan, it's going to be painless".
>>14171049
I believe he meant this: http://exhentai.org/g/710789/b8da0fa7f5/
>>14160245
Couldn't find anything on reverse image search. Do you have a source?
>>14172249
http://exhentai.org/g/853360/1bb66f85a3/
Have a nice fap.
>>14158793
The only length that would be going through anything would be
>>14170883
I want to lick Alice's boots.
>>14173015
I did. Thank you Anon.
>>14171963
I know you gotta make the guy look all gross compared to the girl, but come on. Is he even human?
>>14170731
She pretty, sexy, smart, and dignified, but not physically very strong and lives alone in the woods. Plus the whole doll/toy thing.
>>14173725
Is Alice even human? Why should the guy be? A monster for a monster.
Male-domination is disgusting. So is any porn with ugly males.
>>14173795
That is (can be) part of the fetish, though.
>>14158853
>>14173065
I want to give Alice a tongue bath
>>14174269
You can't fool me, Cirno.
I want to hug Alice
>>14170790
Hard to pick just one.
http://exhentai.org/g/815687/42e91d101e/
http://exhentai.org/g/796794/1385d83fc7/
http://exhentai.org/g/816128/5804b1a0d1/
Honorable mention to http://exhentai.org/g/797299/12688cc1e1/ for page 15 alone, and to most of http://exhentai.org/g/486925/b9833e0a80/
>>14171049
I want to mix my DNA with Alice's!
>>14173840
Dude, that isn't Alice. The girl in your pic is clearly a young Yukari.
>>14174450
But anon, Yukarin is still young!
>>14160135
There's nothing in the world that would bring be greater joy than marrying a cute Slavic goddess like Alice.
>>14175529
Алиса is КГБ
>>14173741
She's cute, pretty and sexy. She's not a monster.
I'm not that attractive, but how in the world can I self insert?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84CPo4bVkMk
>>14158793
Is there a number lower than absolute zero?
>>14177950
The next absolute zero. It is not a exact measurement rather it is the lowest temperature ever achieved but can still be improved.
>>14177996
Uh, no? Please into physics?
>>14175529
Alice is a britbong though
>>14161767
She also canonically doesn't poop!
>>14158793
Womb deep.
>>14178772
That's a point against, not for.
Pixiv thinks otherwise, thankfully.
>>14178772
>>14187901
I wonder if any humans got so sick of pooping they threw away their humanity.
>>14178404
Yes, the Witch of Bucarest is a bong.
>>14190864
Not while Reimu's around.
Man, I just want to fuck alice.
>>14162749
Are you sure? Sakuya and Sanae have pretty big ones after experiencing thousands of miles of cock.
Guys
GUYS
guys!
What if Alice's blond hair is actually painted/bleached and her hair color is actually black or brown?!
>>14158853
I would say "I used to want sex,
But then I took an arrow the knee.
>>14200318
Alice looks pretty nice with black hair!
I want to be Alice and get fucked by all of /jp/!
I want tokissAliceon the forehead!
>>14175593
Go away you Communist
I'm over Alice.
>>14206078
Me on the left.
>>14203798I bet she wouldn't say the same for you!
>>14207831
I could just rape her with the gang and pass her around.
>>14158793
What doujin? Reverse search gives nothing.
>>14208449
Have you tried google.com? People recommend it as a good search engine.
Dunno. I don't want to force her into anything, but at the same time I want to have passionate sex with her while her dolls are watching us.
>>14208449
Maybe I shouldn't spoonfeed, but lovey dovey Alice books need to be shared. Next time do your best, anon.
http://exhentai.org/g/783891/490c69adc1/
Sperm toast with Alice!
>>14212043
i just unleashed a load so great on this doujin that my lower body is still numb and I feel mentally and physically drained
goddamn, alice is such semen demon
>>14208992
You don't want to force her but post her tied up? Anon...
>>14215302
Nothing wrong with consensual bondage.
Alice is skilled with her hands!
>>14214370
How can you fap to such poor art?
>>14220804
What if poor art is his fetish?
Who the fuck is Alice?
>>14222646
Goddamn. Poshi plus Alice is too much for my dick to handle. Love the clothed paizuri stuff.
>>14222646
He needs to do more futa.
>>14222779
I like the one where Alice fucks an ingenuous Remi, then knocks up drunk Reimu.
>>14219098
But it's so much less fun!
>>14223534
>>14223605
>>14223534
Which artist was this?
>>14158810
same I can say about all touhous
>>14224115
Not all.
Alice!
>>14224115
You wouldn't cuddle a cloud.
>>14200318
American McGee's Alice Margatroid
Alice is cute!
>>14228671
What about her?
>>14238103
She sure is.
>>14241777
She's made for fucking!
>>14246653
Youkai aren't made. They're born.
>>14250119
Oh, my bad.
They're *born for fucking!
Alice is cute and lewd!
Alice's mom!
>>14251226
Mother-daughter threesome!
>>14251336
>threesome
The dolls can join in on the fun too!
>>14251348
Oh yes! That would be even better.
>>14251408
Forget Alice and Shinki, Shanghai is all I need.
>>14251419
That's right. I'd rather masturbate with her dolls than touch that crazy slut Alice.
>>14251489
They're filled with gunpower, you know.
>>14254684
I'll bang Shanghai and then go BANG!
This thread makes me uncomfortable knowing I have 3 family members that hold resemblance to Alice.
>>14255895
don't worry they probably prefer black guys
>>14255895
Do you think Alice and Patchouli would want Marisa to become a Youkai so that they can spend more time with her? If Marisa became a Youkai would it cause a rift in her relationship with Reimu?
>>14222708
Is there a tag for clothed paizuri? Why not?
>>14256131
着衣パイズリ
>>14255895
What lengths would you go to to have sex with family?
>>14259354
I would commit a crime to have sex with that anon's family.
>>14256131
http://kakuretenai.blog103.fc2.com/
>>14200318
edgy
>>14256107
Out of them, only Reimu is actually her friend.
>>14272087
Marisa and Alice slept together. Canon.
Rember this face and after you can cum
>>14277970
Really? Source? I'm interested now
>>14282743
IN bad end
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>>14284761
>just available in Spanish
Alice's mom!
>>14287597
Has got it going on!
>>14287597
I want to make Alice a new little sister!
>>14291377
What happened to her old one?
>>14291636
She died of anal and vaginal bleeding during a brutal gangrape.
>>14291646
The day /jp/ went too far
>>14292278
But they're youkai, so that couldn't have been it.
>>14294861
Alice was a human before becoming youkai.
>>14294874
Sounds like she became a youkai exactly to avoid being raped to death, then.
>>14296716
That and for revenge. The day Alice became a youkai was a bloody one.
>>14296740
I hope she allowed the /jp/sies to triple penetrate her before clamping her unnatural youkai muscles shut and castrating all three of them with her orifices. It would be even hotter if she had allowed them to cum and castrated them just in time to have their bloody semen shoot out of their stumps all over her alabaster skin. I guess she could have magic'ed the other to have their testicles explode or something, I dunno.
Why is there so much gangrape porn about Alice? What's in her and Kasen that makes men fantasize about rape?
>>14299667
Alice is literally perfect in every way. Why wouldn't men fantasize about raping her?
>>14299697
We don't know her sexual orientation.
>>14299667
With Kasen it's because she's so pure and anti-sex, yet sexy as hell. All the lecturing doesn't help either.
Alice is in a similar boat, but less pure and more aloof, and she lives all alone in the middle of nowhere. Also dolls.
>>14302065
Anything with a dick.
>>14302065
Why would that matter to a rapist? They're not considerate people, anon.
>>14302099
I meant as far as being perfect, but it affects rapists, too. Straight rape is completely different from homo rape.
>>14282787
When he said slept together, he meant, in the same room, not in a sexual way
They're seen together in some of the other canon games, not just IN, so you can assume that they like each other at least a little bit
People also ship them all the time, for what it's worth (which isn't much)
>>14302090
For me it's partially a punitive rape: I'd ream Kasen's holes until she bled and got pregnant exactly because she's such a prude kindergarten teacher.
>>14302435
To elaborate, she's utterly sexually unavailable despite being so sexually desirable. Even if I imagined myself as a rich, handsome bodybuilder, Kasen would still never become my bride. The resentment turns my attraction sour and makes me want to rape her instead of loving her.
17 inches thats the lenght i would go to
Alice is not for sex.
Alice is for talking about dolls and having tea on a warm summerday
>>14306635
Alice is for raping and sharing with /jp/!
>>14310640
Yay!
>>14306635
>>14310640
why not both
>>14310640
Passing around Alice like she was a doll with /jp/!
>>14310640
How can you enjoy Alice with another guy's sperm clinging to your dick?
>>14310795
Gangbanging Alice with /jp/!
>>14310822
Just come on her belly instead of inside! Covering Alice's tummy with thick hot cum together with/jp/!
Now I'm horny. Give me an alice doujin /jp/.
>>14310865
I don't have a dick to cum with.
>>14310889
Then you can sit on her face, humiliating Alice together with /jp/!
>>14310881
Marugoto Alice.
g.e-hentai.org/g/600812/bf1e6e251b/
>>14310822
Sloppy second are rhe best. Imagining myself pushing a tidal wave of cum out of her used-up pussy and shooting in some of my own without her even reacring anymore gets me way harder than going first and taking her virginity.
>>14310822
If it's you guys I wouldn't care that much, I'd just be happy of sharing Alice with my friends!
>>14310881
That one where she is a psychotic lesbian, you know, and fucks Marisa
>>14310822
It's my fetish anon.
>>14287597
>>14168887
How horrifying
2hus turn asian when they get older
>>14313675
I want to fuck Shinki in front of Alice!
>>14302449
>>14302435
Exactly.
It's sad, though. Any sex with Kasen has to be rape. She'll never know happy sex, unless she breaks or something.
It's not like she's a bad person either. She's just trying to help, she doesn't deserve any abuse. But it'd be hard to find a Touhou who's got it coming more than Kasen.
Kasen and Alice are rapemates!
>>14314486
I'm sure there's someone out there Kasen could fall in love with and have passionate consensual sex with.
>>14314507
Kasen and Alice are meat toilets for /jp/ to refresh themselves!
>>14315174
(Kasen x Alice) x /jp/!
>>14314486
i'll cuddle with her after i rape her
>>14315106
Maybe? It's a long shot.
>>14315229
That doesn't help, you know. Might even make it worse.
>>14315190
Operations in parentheses go first! Alice rapes Kasen and then /jp/ rapes both!
>>14315581
Alice consoling Kasen then /jp/ raping them!
>>14314507
Which girl breaks first, provided they are raped by one man at a time?
>>14317744
Alice. Kasen's mind is strong.
>>14317744
Both at the sametime.
>>14318146
One has to go at least a little sooner then the other. Gotta have that money shot of the sane looking at the insane.
>>14318169
Are there any doujins or anything with this? I didn't know I wanted this until literally right now.
>>14318175
That happens a lot.
>>14318175
Mindbreak is about as stupid as ntr.
>>14170908
What this Dojinshi ???
>>14319929
No argument here. Broken toys are no fun.
>>14318175
Almost every mindbreak manga featuring more than one girl
>>14319929
I personally enjoy more the lovey dovey sex with a very willing girl. I suppose that it requires a certain type of personality to enjoy rape oriented works. Although rape in doujin can barely be called rape, since the victim always ends up enjoying it.
In the end, it is just bad writing.
>>14320283
[Shironegiya] Netorare Alice
>>14320411
>always ends up enjoying it
Says every vanillafag ever.
>>14323701
Sorry, what?
>>14323701
Tell me how many hardcore doujins go like this:
「チ○ポなんかに絶対に負けないんだから！(ｷﾘｯ」→「ちんぽには勝てなかったよ…」
Remember that doujin about Komachi being forced to work as a whore by Johnny? Johnny was actually honest enough to have Komachi not enjoy the experience in any way, and end it with her sobbing in the darkness. Guess what happened? Plenty of dorks begged him to give it a happier ending.
>>14325749
He's talking out of his ass; a common trait amongst vanillafags.
>>14326193
But he's right, for the most part.
>>14302090
>less pure
She performs for kids in the village.
>>14329086
I mean she's more likely to have had sex at some point than Kasen, and probably isn't as totally unable to deal with it as her.
>>14329431
Hermits are bad by definition. She's just trying to make up for her slutty younger years.
>>14332280
>he's still spamming his channel
