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Hello, I am currently 12 years old and I want to become japanese. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to nippon (japan in japanese); home of the greatest japanese people. I’ve already cut off half my arms, and now slide on my knees everywhere I go as training. I may not be japanese yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest japanese girl ever. If you have any questions or maybe advice, just inbox me. Thank you all so much
in all seriousness.
all complete seriousness, as in no more memes or witty comebacks.
all of that shit aside, completely serious right now.
if I had a gun with one bullet, and you were standing in front of me.
but next to you, was Hitler, alive again and ready to kill another 7 million or so Jews.
Honestly, I would shoot you. I really would. Why you're even on /jp/ is something I really would like to know. I want to know how you managed to stumble into this place, and who told you about this secret place of the internet.
Honestly, you're the sole reason /jp/ is full of fail nowadays. It would give me great pleasure to know that before I left, I could at least convince one idiot to leave this place for those with a positive IQ.
So please, in all seriousness, just leave this place and never return.
This is a difficult question. What defines a loli?
Let's say we had an all-female race, human in all accounts except for their gender ratio and method of development. For the purposes of this discussion, call them the lolis of Theseus. They would be born as normal little girls, though they would develop secondary sex characteristics suddenly over the period of several seconds. In addition, instead of being governed by hormonal changes that transform several aspects of the body at once, their secondary sex characteristics would develop independent of each other. So a loli of Theseus may gain large breasts at age 10 and live as an oppai loli until she gains pronounced curves at age 12, the tendency to say "Ara ara, ufufufu~" while smiling and holding her hand to her cheek at age 13 and so on until she becomes an onee-san. In addition, the order this changes occur is also random. Surely, the initial little girl is a loli, while the end product is not. However, where is the point where one should consider a loli of Theseus to be a loli no longer?
In short, if we take a little girl and start replacing her parts with that of a mature woman, as occurs in both this thought experiment and plain old puberty, at which point exactly does she stop being a loli?
post the one where a penis assaults you
>>14377517
I don't actually know that one
I like Konata because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;
Konata also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the show and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!
Konata is like my dreamgirl she has a :3 face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love konata and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.
We would play videogames all day and watch Naruto and other cool animes on TV, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.
Reported so hard my reporting hand (right, fyi) gained a life of its own, clicking my mouse rapidly for 3 hours straight with such a tenacity it became clear arthiritis was the least of my worries, so clear was it that I could lose MY ENTIRE HAND to this bizarre possession. Suddenly my mouse smashed through my floor, pulling down my report hand as a hapless hostage. Smoke filled my bedroom and I woke up god knows how many hours later in a small village south of Aokigahara.
The people of this modest commune emerged slowly from their shacks, all of them viewing me with what I can
only describe as suspicion mixed with awe. Suddenly they began throwing spears into the air and running towards me. I SHAT BRICKS, but then they GRABBED ME and LUNGED ME INTO THE AIR, praising my name and kissing me. The chieftan came down later and over a feast-for-one explained I was to be crowned The Chosen One, the Kamisama of Reporting foretold in Nihonese folklore to appear in the year 2012. At this moment an old Japanese woman - she must've been 85 years old at least - began doing some kind of dance, spinning around in circles whilst singing "Sorairo Days" and throwing confetti into the air. I was DOWN with this state of affairs, let me tell you.
For 300 years I trained with the chieftan in his private dojo, reporting shitty threads, every day becoming quicker. At first I could report 10 threads per minute. After only 2 weeks I was up to 5 threads per second. After a century my KTPM (kuso thread per minute) rate rose to and stalled at 200 per second.
On the last day he graced our planet, my sensei bestowed one last task to me: the reporting of this thread, the shittest of all shit threads.
I did not respond with words. Rather, through our eyes he knew I would obey.
This one's for you, Otousan.
>>14377517
Imagine a giant penis flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant penis. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant penis rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant penis is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant penis slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant penis finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours. That's what tanasinn is like.
Last night, I dreamt that I awoke to find that someone had somehow gotten a real fir tree into my bedroom and placed three gaudily wrapped presents beneath it, one small, one the size of a briefcase, and one the size of the boxes computers are shipped in. Each gift had a little tag tied on, which I quickly read: the littlest box was from Chen, the middle box from Ran, and the biggest box was from "Lady Yukari, praise my name". Not being much of a believer in the "save the best for last" school of philosophy, I immediately unwrapped Chen's puresento and found a cute, badly handmade scarf and some childish drawings of myself and the Yakumo family.
After recovering from some heart palpitations, I moved on to Ran's gift. It contained four old books, written entirely in moonrunes and filled with occult symbols. Attached was a note: "Maybe this will finally give you the motivation to learn my language. Remember, you mustn't show this power to anyone else. -- Yakumo Ran"
I stacked the books on my desk and made a mental note to find some OCR software, then turned to the final gift. It would no doubt contain something devious or embarrassing or both, and I blushed just thinking about the possibilities. Finally I mastered myself, undid the wrapping paper, and opened the box, revealing [pic related]. She said something, but it was in unintelligible moon language, the only words I recognized being "goshujin-sama" and "gokigenyou". I tried to communicate to her in English and she tried to communicate to me in Japanese, and it became readily apparent that neither of us could understand the other in the slightest.
And then I woke up. The first thought that came to mind, "idiot, you could have spoken to her through Google translator and Microsoft Sam," was immediately followed up with soul-crushing despair as I realized that I would never have a Yakumo family Christmas ;_;
So how was your day?
What happens to product
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（⊂_ ﾐ Invented by German
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ﾐ ´_＞｀） Invested by British
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<ヽ｀д´> Claimed its origin by Korean
All you faggots that claim to be NEETs but have a room fucking stuffed to bursting with posters, pillow cases, figs and more deserve to die for not being true NEETs.
Where do you get the money for all that shit? How dare you live so opulently and claim to be one of us!
The life of a true NEET is one of ascetic living born of necessity, of bare rooms lit by the PC monitor you got for your birthday years ago! Of cowering against the cold in your blankets because turning on the heat costs too much! Slashing your food budget to make sure you can afford internet another month and eating only what can be ready in minutes!
Reviews of media you will never buy!
Arguing on message boards about your nostalgia!
Torrents!
Danbooru! Pixiv! Nico video!
Living vicariously through the internet because everything else in life costs money!
I spit upon you NEET pretenders! You know nothing of the life save for it's label!
>>14378723
I like this one!
>>14378017
What the fuck is up with all the idealized, sexy, sultry Konata fanart? She isn't a Venus, people. Consider the kind of activities she engages in and the shit that goes into her (once again, not in the context of your shitty art).
First off, her figure. She's abnormally short and skinny, with a chest like a wall. Probably isn't going to change, either. Second, hair. She has dark, messy, probably frizzy hair down to her (flat, see previous) ass. Third, face. She has the goofiest face any of the characters have ever seen, them being brought to raucous laughter with the mere sight of it. She has an IRL catlip. Pic very related, that's her normal expression. On top of that, living off of chocolate cornets and other junk and staying inside for eternity probably hasn't given her a particularly vibrant complexion.
All this, combined with the fact that she probably fucks like a minx, make her over nine-thousand times sexier than the way you ingrates depict her. Picture this goofball at her monitor, in a dark room, with stoner-eyes from solo hunting for 7 hours straight, smelling like instant ramen and bed B.O., butt-fucking naked and horny off of some ero game. Her mouth tastes like the cheap, salty residue at the bottom of the styrofoam cups that litter her bed, and her hair sticks out every which way as she sticks a filthy finger into her dripping cunt, one hand still on that nasty, mucous-covered mouse. A few double clicks later, the chair where her plush, pasty pale ass is situated is sprayed with cum, and she STILL smells like morning mouth. That's the Konata I want to fuck.
>>14378813
this had me in stiches, why does it work so well fo ZUN?
>we're all little girls right gaies :3
>purest form of love
>but that's forbidden love
>semen demon
>what are you, some kind of faggot?
>edgy fujoshit
>ha ha I bet u havent even watched 20 shows, Naruto/SnK/KlK/whatever fag
>boku no pico
>pls don't sexualize my daughteru
>I want to fuck X
>hey, X is my waifu
>mah nigga
>shit taste detected
>why is she so perfect
>i want tohold handswith X
>b-b-b-but anon, that's l-l-lewd
>h-h-hesitant typing
>i want toabuse spoiler text
>you /v/ermin scum are ruining my perfect board, fuck off before I email Moot
I know you love to call the people you disagree with you outsiders, but the problem with /a/ is you. Every posting style that /a/ has developed memetically is unfunny and obnoxious. You can find better discussion in youtube comments, and most of /a/ is best girl flame wars and fawning over softcore porn. You assume your board is a paradise and redirect anybody who doesn't fit in to /v/. You belong to both the dumbest and most pretentious board on this site. You are misguided. You think you are protecting something valuable when you are only fitting in to delusional groupthink. The project of your life is a vapid wasteland, a glitzy casino made of recycled water bottles, a treasured nothing. You will believe you've won an argument when I stop responding. You are an idiot and belong in the prison you built out of strangers.
[aa]IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW IN A SHITPOSTING RELATED ACCIDENT,
I WOULDNT GO TO YOUR FUNERAL BECAUSE ID BE HERE SITTING ON A TABLE
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>>14379041
IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW IN A SHITPOSTING RELATED ACCIDENT,
I WOULDNT GO TO YOUR FUNERAL BECAUSE ID BE HERE SITTING ON A TABLE
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WE SIT TOGETHER ON A TABLE
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∵∴∵∴∵ /:∵(・)∴∴.(・)∵ヽ ∵∴∵:::
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三三`-' ヽ / `-'三三
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IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!
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send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
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／ ＼ ＜ Jaypee class is in session. Everyone take your seats.
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>>14379175
IF ANATA WERE KILLED ASHITA, I WOULDNT IKU 2 UR
FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA BAKA THAT KOROSU U!
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WE TRUE TOMODACHI
WE RIDE TOGETHER
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>>14379213
cute bunny...
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／ ＼ ＜ It's okay. >>14379197 just transferred in.
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| Hey, I heard that >>14379197 plays on easymodo
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>>14378745
I'm hard, I don't like it
You are a proud warrior in East Asia, serving a most charismatic and ambitious young warlord by the name of Temujin. In his glorious unification of his ancestral homeland, you serve him with the might and energy of a hundred men. After the most magnificent of battles, you see a strange distortion of space, where two oddly clothed women, one who somehow appears to have several large furry tails, are dragging exhausted sleeping soldiers. You, knowing no fear, charge towards the women full bore. However, you misjudge the distortion, falling through time and space.
When you finally gather your wits, you find yourself in a strange world, one you gather must be tales of the land far to the east beyond the sea. You find you have landed in a place called "Hakurei Shrine", and that the lady in charge is a miko by the name of Reimu. She's rather annoyed by your less than pleasant smell and tendency to devour a small feast at one sitting. Worse yet, you don't have any of this "money" stuff she keeps going on about. She mutters under her breath how you must be another "oni".
Upon those words, a young girl with horns sticking out of her head leaps at you and pins you to the ground. "Another oni!" she squeals with delight. The two of you certainly seem sure to get along well together.
As time passes, you enjoy the company of this young oni girl by the name of Suika. Even your remarkable strength is easily matched by this girl, and her tolerance for alcohol outdoes even your own. She loves competition, and you find yourself exhausted, bruised, with many hangovers, and with a very sore pelvis (Although you agree that both of you won that competition very much.), and you couldn't imagine a greater reward for a warrior who must have been slain in battle and granted the delights of the heavens.
One hot summer's day, you mention to Suika that the sun is a terrible thing, far too hot and far too bright. She agrees, and insists you two get drunk in order to cool down. Her answer for everything, and not a bad one at that. After what seems to be endless amounts of this liquor she calls "sake", you get a brilliant idea. "I should punch the sun!" you exclaim. Suika agrees emphatically. However, you sadly remember that humans cannot fly, and you just can't quite reach the sun to punch it, even though you try for a full hour. Suika then has a brilliant idea of her own. She will use her awesome strength to throw you at the sun, so you can punch it.
You fly through the air so fast, you are shocked to find that up in the sky really high, everything is black with a bunch of tiny spots of light. There doesn't seem to be any air up here... However, the woman you saw on that fateful day peeks her head at you, somehow traveling at the same speed you are, and explains briefly "Mongols are like Batman. You can breathe in space."
What this means, you never manage to find out. As you reach the sun, you punch it with all your might. Or rather, you fly into the sun with your fist mightily stretched out. Even a mighty Mongol quickly burns to a crisp when he lands on the sun.
Suika has realized this, far too late. She's sad that her new friend is gone. However, the freak occurrence of a total solar eclipse the next day warms her heart. You really did beat the crap out of the sun after all.
>>14379161
>‐ ∵∴∵：;;;;ゝ__`ト､
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i∵∴∵∴∵､l＿＿_ノ
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／i､∵ / ○ ヽ.∵ /＼
/∵ ﾍ,：〈.三|三 〉：/∴：ヽ
_/∵∴. ＼ヽ.― / ／∵∴：l
|/∵∴/￣￣~~~~￣￣￣￣￣|￣＼
/∵∴/ |~| | |~⌒ヽ
l∵∴l tanasinn |ﾉﾉ ﾉ| | |
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l∵∴l ..r=ｧ /~| | | ｜|
.=-―‐‐l∵∴|-,,,_ ‐r=- ／| | | ∪∪＜ Feel it. And, despair. I am nearby soon.
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~'''‐- ~"'''―-----―'' |ノ |ノ ＜ Don't think. Feel and you'll be tanasinn.
>>14383154
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∴∵∴ ∴∵∴ ∴∴
∵∴∵ ∵∴ ∴::: i^i_i^i_,‐､
∵:: . ∵:. ::/U::∪:｀U ..::∵∴
∵∴∵ : . .. :∵..::(つ/ ⌒ヽ).） ∴∵
∴∵∴∵∴: : . . : : . | : | | | ∴∵
. : ∵∴∵ ....... : .::＿＿＿ . : | :∪ / ﾉ ∴
.. : :∵ ....:: :: . :::::::∴∵∴＼. :.: | ∵| ｜| ∵ ∵
.∴∵ ::..:: .:::::::∵∴∵∴∵:＼: |∵∪∪ . : ∴∵
.∵ ∵:: :::∵：(･)∴∴.(･)∵. l / . ∵ :: . : ∵
∵ ∴∵::. ::∵∴／ ○＼∵∴ | / :: .∵
.. ∵∴:: .::::∵/三 | 三ヽ∵ |/....:∴:: .∵ ∵∴∵
. ∵:..:.:/⌒ヽ::l⌒`i::..| ＿_|＿_ │∵|...:∵:: .. : ∴∵
. :/⌒ヽ| |;; ;| |､.| === │／∴:: . : .∵∴ ∴
. :（ ヽ;;ヽ__ﾉ;;; ヽ__ﾉ !＼＿＿＿／∵ :: . ... . : .∵ ∴
..∴ >‐ ／￣.. ＼;;;;ゝ__`ト､.(●)━..:∴:: . : . ∴∵∴
∴. （ : :/ ,. i〃 l . . . . . . . . . . .... .. . : ..:∵∴: tanasinn
∴∵￣| /.| |､l＿＿_ノ _!＿! .∴:
∵ | | ：| |. | ./∵∴ﾞi . : .:∴∵∴
| | | | |. /.∴∵;;;;/‐‐| .∵∴ :: .. .... . : .∴∵∴∵
| ｜ | Ｕ.::､∴∵;;/;） ﾞi∵∴∵:: ... .. ... .. . : :∵∴∵
| ｜ | :: .￣￣￣ ﾞi∵∴∵::.. ...::∴∵∴∵
/ / / : . . . （￣￣.... ::∵
/ / / : :∴∵ : . ￣.:∴:.
.しし’ :: :: ∵: : .
>>14383157
,. -─ '' "⌒'' ｰ- ､ __,,. -──- ､.
.／ ,r' ´ ￣￣ `'' ‐-r--､ r=ﾆﾌ´ ￣￣ ~｀` ‐､ ＼
／ ,r--‐''‐ ､.._,,二ﾌ-､ ,. -‐ﾞｰ-‐ ''､'ｰ--''-_､ ＼
／ / , '´ ,.ｲＶヽ__ }ノ´二 -‐ヽ._ ＼
{ i >∴∴∴L ,'ｰ 'ー ''´￣}
ﾄ、 !. 〈∴∴∴/ } / ,.ｲ
ヽ､＿＿_ヽ、 .／＼∴ / ￣レ' ＿, ‐'
、 " ｀,二ヽ! /∴ .| r''二 ￣
` ‐- ､..＿＿,. -‐─┴─' /∴∴| ﾞ─‐'--''─- ､..＿＿_ ,.
/∴∴ ＼
／∵∴∵∴＼
/∵∴∵∴∵∴＼
/∵∴(･)∴∴.(･) |
|∵∵∵／ ○＼∵|
|∵∵ /三 | 三| |
|∵∵ | ＿_|＿_ | | tanasinn
＼∵ | === .|／
＼|＿＿＿／
>>14383162
＼ ,r'┐ .〕 .| :| ﾉ .,/′
.＼ .,/′ '┐ ） .| 〕 ,rv ,「 .,ﾉ
＼ _/∵∴∵～─┴─--vﾐ､､.,,__ .| .,,ﾉ′'i, ﾉ /′
v_ ﾉ′∵∴∵∴∴∵∴∴∴∵∴∵¨∴∴｛ ,/′
ﾞ＼ .ﾉ∵∴∵∴∴∵∴∵∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∴∵^┐ ,/′
ﾞ'┐ ,ﾉ∵∴∵∴∴∵∴∵∵∴∴∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∨ _,.-ヾ
^'r!∵∴∵,v‐''¨￣ﾞ|∵∵∴∵∴∵厂ﾞ'‐,､∵∵∴∵.＼ _,v‐″
.ﾉ∴∵／′ 丿∵∴∵∴∵∴ )_ ﾞ'!,∵∵∴∵ 'v:''″
ﾞ'ｰv., ,「∴∵.ﾞ＼､､v-‐′∴∵,＿＿＿__∴＼, ）∵∵∴∵.'l ._,.
¨ﾞ'┤∵／￣.. ＼∵∴∵ .ﾉ |∵∵ ｀^^′∵∵∴∵〕_.,v-'''^′
.ﾉ∵/ ,. i∵∴∵｛ │∵∵∴∵∴∵∴∵ .｝
.ﾉ∵| /.| |.∵∴∵,ﾉ .|∵∵∴ / ⌒ヽ∵∴∵ !
￣¨^^'|∵| | ：| |∴∴∵,ﾉ 〔∵∵∴| | |∵∴∵.| __,,,..,､､
.|∵| | |：：| |∵∵.,r′ 〕∵∵∴∪ / ﾉ∴∵∴|'''^¨￣
.〔∴| ｜ |∵Ｕ∵,厶､､､..,,_ .|∵∵∴∵| ｜|∴∵∴｝ tanasinn
._,,,､∧∵| ｜ | ∵∵ﾉ∴∵∴´¨¨^''￢〔∵∵∴∵∪∪∴∵∴｝
''^″ .｛ / / / ∴∵.「∵∴∵∴∵∴∵.|∵∵∴∵∴∴∵∴ﾉｰ--､､､..,,,__
_,/ / /∴∵ |∵∴∵∴∵∴ ./∵∵∴∵∴∴∵∴/
_,／.しし’∵∵∴∵∴∵∴∵｀∵∴∵∵∴∵∴∴∵∴丿
,,／′ ﾞ'y∵∴∵∴∴∵∴∵∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∵∴∵/ﾞ'':v
′ .／.ﾞ<∵∴∵∴∴∵∴∵∵∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴ﾉ .¨'-,,
／ .〕∵∴∵∴∴∵∴∵∵∵∴∵∴∵∴∵ .i′ ^‐v
>>14383166
━┳━ ┏━┓ ┏┓┃ ┏━┓ ┏━━ ┳ ┏┓┃┏┓┃
┃ ╋━╋ ┃┃┃ ╋━╋ ┗━┓ ┃ ┃┃┃┃┃┃
┃ ┗┛ ┗┛┃┗┛┗┛ ┗┛━━┛ ┻ ┃┗┛┃┗┛
ｍ ｎ _∩ ／∵∴∵∴＼ ∩_ ｎ ｍ
⊂二⌒＿__） /∵∴∵∴∵∴＼ （＿__⌒二⊃
＼∵∴＼ /∵：(･)∴∴.(･)∵ | ／∴∵／
＼∵∴＼ |∵∴／ ○＼∵∴| ／∴∵／
＼∵∴＼|∵ /三 | 三ヽ∵|／∴∵／
＼∵∴|∵.| ＿_|＿_ |∵|∴∵／
＼∵＼ | === |／∵／
＼∵ ＼＿＿＿／∵／
>>14383157
>∴
> ∴∵∴ ∴
> ∴∵∴ ∴∵∴ ∴∴
> ∵∴∵ ∵∴ ∴::: i^i_i^i_,‐､
> ∵:: . ∵:. ::/U::∪:｀U ..::∵∴
> ∵∴∵ : . .. :∵..::(つ/ ⌒ヽ).） ∴∵
> ∴∵∴∵∴: : . . : : . | : | | | ∴∵
>. : ∵∴∵ ....... : .::＿＿＿ . : | :∪ / ﾉ ∴
>.. : :∵ ....:: :: . :::::::∴∵∴＼. :.: | ∵| ｜| ∵ ∵
>.∴∵ ::..:: .:::::::∵∴∵∴∵:＼: |∵∪∪ . : ∴∵
>.∵ ∵:: :::∵：(･)∴∴.(･)∵. l / . ∵ :: . : ∵
>∵ ∴∵::. ::∵∴／ ○＼∵∴ | / :: .∵
>.. ∵∴:: .::::∵/三 | 三ヽ∵ |/....:∴:: .∵ ∵∴∵
>. ∵:..:.:/⌒ヽ::l⌒`i::..| ＿_|＿_ │∵|...:∵:: .. : ∴∵
>. :/⌒ヽ| |;; ;| |､.| === │／∴:: . : .∵∴ ∴
>. :（ ヽ;;ヽ__ﾉ;;; ヽ__ﾉ !＼＿＿＿／∵ :: . ... . : .∵ ∴
>..∴ >‐ ／￣.. ＼;;;;ゝ__`ト､.(●)━..:∴:: . : . ∴∵∴
>∴. （ : :/ ,. i〃 l . . . . . . . . . . .... .. . : ..:∵∴: tanasinn
>∴∵￣| /.| |､l＿＿_ノ _!＿! .∴:
> ∵ | | ：| |. | ./∵∴ﾞi . : .:∴∵∴
> | | | | |. /.∴∵;;;;/‐‐| .∵∴ :: .. .... . : .∴∵∴∵
> | ｜ | Ｕ.::､∴∵;;/;） ﾞi∵∴∵:: ... .. ... .. . : :∵∴∵
> | ｜ | :: .￣￣￣ ﾞi∵∴∵::.. ...::∴∵∴∵
> / / / : . . . （￣￣.... ::∵
> / / / : :∴∵ : . ￣.:∴:.
> .しし’ :: :: ∵: : .
that's incredible and creepy
>>14383171
＿＿ ＿＿＿
|∵∴ ＼ ／∵∴∵：＼
|∵∴∵ ＼ /∵∴∵∴∵：ヽ
|∵∴∵∴ ＼ i∵∴∵∴∵∴ |
|∵∴|＼∵∴ .|∵(・)∴∴(・)∵|
ヽ∵∴ヽ＼∵：i､∵ / ● ヽ.∵ /＼
ヽ∵∴ヽ＼：：ﾍ,：〈.三|三 〉：/∴：ヽ tanasinn
ヽ∵∴ヽ∵∴＼ヽ.Ⅴ / ／∵∴：l
ヽ∵∴i￣￣￣￣~~~~￣￣￣￣￣|
,,.-‐i∵∴|ｰ-､ |
//;"⌒Y⌒ﾞ::ヽ |
,/:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::｀.､ l
.,／:::::::: :::: ::::: ..::::::::､ /
／::: _,..,,_ _,,..,,_ ::::`.、 ／
,r'::: : '"..,,_:ﾞ` '" _,,,...` ::::ヽ
,i:: ﾞ=tｩ_､:::ヽ ,'"::;, rtｩ='' :::ヽ
.i':: ''｀ー' ;:::: :: ｀ー'ﾞ :::::i
|: :::;j :: 、 :::::|
i: ,.(｀ ． j;．´）､ ::::|
i /:､_,,-､)-､_, ::､ ,i
;-‐ ヽ ヽこ`",ソ /ｰ-
=-―‐‐二 ￣ :::::::::::::::::::: 二二ニ二ﾆ=-,,,_
-‐=ﾆ二二二二,.＿ 二二二二二:､二ﾆ=-‐'''-
>>14383172
SJIS craftsmen are really impressive.
>>14383182
＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
| /| ｶﾞﾁｬ
| /⌒i / .|
|-/`-イ────────ｰ' .|
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
|__/⌒i_＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿／|
| '`-イ /∴∵(･)∵∴.(･)： |. |
|ヽ ノ. .|∵∴∵／ ○＼∵.| .|
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
|__/⌒i_＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿／|
| '`-イ /∴∵(･)∵∴∴ .|
|ヽ ノ |∵∴∵／∴∴∵.∵ .| ： . tanasinn
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣∵∴(・)∵∴∵∴∵∴
○∴∵∴∵∴∵
∴∵∴∵ ∴∵∴； .
・
>>14383189
││┝┥┌──────────────────┴┐＜ I am previously ..your looking...
│││┝┥┌──────────────────┴┐＼ ／￣￣￣￣
││││┝┥┌──────────────────┴┐＜ Have not you noticed it yet?That it is to be near I
│││││┝┥ tanasinn... .[×]｜ ＼／￣￣￣￣￣
┤│││││┝━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━| ＼ｶﾁ＜ Or, have you already noticed it?Me on the inside
└┤│││││∴∵∴∵＜●＞∴∵∴∵＜●＞∴∵∴∵ヽゝｶﾁ ＼／￣￣￣￣￣
└┤││││∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴| ｶﾁ ＜ Feel it. My pulse.
└┤│││∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴--'""ヽ∴∵∴∵∴| ｶﾁ ＼ ／￣￣￣￣
└┤││∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵//二二ノ""^ソ∴∵∴∵∴| ｶﾁ ＜ Don't think. Feel and you'll be tanasinn.
└┤│∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵ﾍ,＼┼┼┼,!ヽ∴∵∴∵∴| ｶﾁ ＼＿＿＿＿
└┤∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵;.,＼"ヽ-;:,,,,,,ﾉ /∴∵∴∵∴| ｶﾁ
│∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴^＼,,,,,__,,,ノ∵∴∵∴∵∴| ｶﾁ
. └─────────────────――┘ ｶﾁ
I love kopipe culture.
This is somehow the best thread up
>>14383473
thanks man..
I made the thread but the people posting kopipe are the real stars here
>>14377394
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as 2chan, is in fact, Futaba Channel/2chan, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Futaba Channel plus 2chan. 2chan is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning Futaba Channel system made useful by the Futaba Channel corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the Futaba Channel system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of Futaba Channel which is widely used today is often called 2chan, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the Futaba Channel system, developed by the Futaba Channel Project.
There really is a 2chan, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. 2chan is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. 2chan is normally used in combination with the Futaba Channel operating system: the whole system is basically Futaba Channel with 2chan added, or Futaba Channel/2chan. All the so-called 2chan distributions are really distributions of Futaba Channel/2chan.
Here's the problem, OP. The Japanese ethos was warped forever by the atomic bomb attacks during WWII. Millions of Japanese men, women, and children were forced to come to terms with the idea of an overwhelmingly powerful entity outside of their control that could wipe them out of existence without warning using unspeakable weapons. They did this, for the most part, by exploring the idea in fiction. Godzilla is one example. Anime is another. If the United States of America were to deploy nuclear weaponry against Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan, Pakistan, and France, chances are the same thing would happen again: More Godzillas, and more anime. Do you think the world can really handle six animes? In the 1980's, United States President Ronald Reagan developed an idea known as "Mutually-Assured Destruction" (MAD). This philosophy stated that war with Russia would not happen, because there was no way to wage it without both countries being destroyed. I see this same situation today. We cannot nuke more countries for fear of mutually assured destruction when they create more anime. Thank you for your time.
Alright all you underage newfags, listen up.
Day after day I keep seeing you mongoloid virgins in here asking questions like 'What does a pussy feel like?' or 'What does a pussy taste like' and I am fucking well sick of your shit.
A VAGINA is like a new running shoe, OK? At first, it looks good, smells ok and fits rather snugly. As time goes by, it stops being all of those things though, especially after being used repeatedly. It starts to look beat up, smells worse and worse, and things get kinda sloppy. A VAGINA is basically a tepid reservoir of bacterial filth, with new bacteria and viruses being added every time a new strange cock goes in (which is usually fairly often, because all women are whores. Even Mom.). It tastes like it smells too, sour with a peculiar strongness. They all smell and taste like that. All of them. Wanna know why? It is also a drain for bodily refuse like dead cells, dead bacteria, and dead spermatozoa. It smells the way it does, because it is full of decaying things all closed up in a moist, heated pocket.
So go ahead, stick your face in it and lick up that stinking, rotting slime.
This PSA brought to you by a concerned /jp/edo.
There is no way to describe /jp/. Or 4chan. Any attempt by an outsider to describe us will completely miss the point. And I get where you're coming from because I was once there myself.
I've been here for years, but when I'm asked to describe /jp/ I'm at a loss for words.
To truly understand what it is like here, you must stay for at least a month. It's not about the memes, it's about the VNs, the Touhou, and the intentional stupidity.
The Internet (despite what people say) is not taken seriously by a /jp/edo. In real life, I smile and wave to people, I say thank you. But on 4chan, I discard my heterosexuality. I encourage people to host Melty Blood games. I call respected MCs of the Nasuverse faggots and say that the Cirno is the strongest in all of Gensokyo.
So, my friend, you would to best simply to say we are being weeaboos for the hell of it. Because Japan is not serious business.
Also, I know I'm going to get flamed up the asshole for this, but fuck off.
唐澤貴洋（授業中に出したら学生生活終わるナリ…）
唐澤貴洋（そうだ、大声出して音をかき消すナリ！）
唐澤貴洋「ああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ！！！！！！！！！！！」
先生「唐澤貴洋くん、ど、どうしたんだいきなり大声出して」
唐澤貴洋「なんでもな（ﾌﾞﾘﾌﾞﾘﾌﾞﾘﾌﾞﾘｭﾘｭﾘｭﾘｭﾘｭﾘｭ！！！！！！ﾌﾞﾂﾁﾁﾌﾞﾌﾞﾌﾞﾁﾁﾁﾁﾌﾞﾘﾘｲﾘﾌﾞﾌﾞﾌﾞﾌﾞｩｩｩｩｯｯｯ！！！！！！！）
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Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with today's special.
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I'd just like to interject for a moment. You are talking about "hard war"(te term hard war I pulled direcly out of my anus, the reall term whould be conventional war), a contry can be defeated allso by proxy war and soft war, and many more ways... proxy war is to destory the resources and power of the contry and allso to be the middel man in the war. soft war is when you kill a contry from inside out, like rodisa and kulture marxism -witch is promoted in the west by kike and chines. Yes, chines are promoting degnerat values just as much as the kike are doing to the west. Maybe kike 60% and chines 40%. But the chines are much better at hidding behind the curtion then the kike ever where. United States President Ronald Reagan Was A Kike Sucking Fagot And Made The America To A Biger Shithole, they should never have opened the American border in the year 1901 for south europe and east europe. Thank you NOY for your time.
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Lolis can do anything. They can create a rock so heavy they can't lift it, and then they ask their onii-chan to lift it for them.
Your body yearns for those temptresses, but does your heat? My penis is fully erect from this coversation, I'm caressing it just like I would to what would be left of your penis if you were here with me. I can just imagine it, blowing my load on your face. Your stubs (I'd make you an amputee and tun the hole in the stubs into mini anuses, like any good owner would) clawing at my crotch begging for more of my hot mayo. You're searching for something aren't you anon? The reason you're so angry and have one night stands with the wrong people. Once you come with me you'll become a part of me, no wait, an extension of me. I'd do whatever I want and you'd just roll your eyes back into your skull, arch your back and beg for more. Trust me anon you'll love it, they all do.
So as a joke, I went to my friend's house while wearing Tomoko's black wig and uniform. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a tomato and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made me feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said, "Yup."
He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his cock, but he instead shouted, "Oh God, Tomoko!" which made me get a boner myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came.
His semen was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to fuck you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me, "Why did we do that? Now I'm totally gay." But he looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his cum off my face, "Let's just pretend I'm still Tomoko."
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WHAT DID YOU FUCKING CALL ME? A FAGGOT? DO YOU FUCKING KN OW WHAT FAGGOT EVEN MEANS? IT MEANS A HOMOSEXUAL. A FUCKING QUEER. A WHOOPSY. A PRANCING LALA FRUITY BOY. YOU COME HERE, AND CALL ME FUCKING THAT? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GIGABYTES OF PORNOGRAPHY FEATURING ONLY FUCKING !!!FEMALES!! I HAVE? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I MASTURBATE TO THIS COLLECTION, HOW MANY HOURS I SPEND EXPANDING IT? NO, NO YOU FUCKING DON'T, YOU JUST COME IN HERE AND MAKE A FUCKING JUDGEMENT ON ME LIKE YOu"RE SOME KIND OF JUDGER OF FAGS WHEN I STILL SMELL OF THE SEMEN FROM JACKING IT TO THE PUSSY OF A FUCKING FEMALE THIS BOARD ISN"T FUCKING /GAY/ ALRIGHT IT'S /JP/, NEWSFLASH, JAPAN HAS SEX TOO, OTHERWISE JAPAN WOULD NOT EXIST AS A FUCKING COUNTRY WITH PEOPLE IN YOU PREJUDICED PIECE OF SHIT
WHIPE THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FUCKING FACE. I BET I HAVE AT LEAST TEN TIMES THE AMOUNT OF PICTURES OF VAGINA YOU DO, FAGGOT FAG FAG FRUITY WHOOPSY DOO-DOO LAA LAA SCOUT BOY GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
Someday I hope that otaku culture becomes the world culture, and that world peace is achieved because we're too busy figuring out how to craft the most ironic shitpost, the ultimate meme burn, to go about killing ourselves or raping the planet
Is this kopipe or is it not? YOU be the judge
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