Satori thread?
Each times i think of Satori, i always think about the color pink and pastel colors. I don't know why.
>>12787608
Me too
Pretty colors for a pretty satorin
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>>12787620
>shading the dress in purple
Satorin is droopy!
>>12787636
Drooping
Drooping
Satori-sama's lap. Why Satori have such god tier pets?
Lewd sex with satori
>>12787740
She knows all your dirty secrets and all your weak spots.
>>12787636
Post the figure.
>>12787739
In okuu's case, quite literally god tier.
>>12787765
Eating a sun god and not telling the mistress.
I love the Satorin!
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=47179541
>>12787788
Do not make the Satorin cry.
>>12787748
That's what makes it lewd
>>12787802
Knowing everything you think of can be kinky.
>>12787788
Here's another doujinshi I have no interest in. What's the point when the sample is nearly the entire thing? At least save the cumshots.
>>12787810
She knows exactly what you're thinking of
And if you know that you can start to think of even lewder things
>>12787838
Lewd.
>>12787766
Not that. The droopy one.
>>12787856
Sorry, i cannot find image of it.
>>12787827
hi-res Satori loving.
Do not bully the mind reading horror that can eat souls / minds.
>>12788012
more belly focused pictures, please
>>12787981
There is no love here.
>>12788031
But that's lewd, anon.
>>12788044
it's my favorite
How do you beat up someone who can read your mind?
>>12788075
You don't.
That's depressing.
>>12788075
>>12788080
Use interference.
>>12788042
What are you talking about? Getting Satori's face to turn as red as a beet is pure love!
>>12788031
This is a blue board, anon.
>>12788075
These pink stripped pantsu.
>>12788080
The only option is to submit. But that's ok. You'll be well taken care of.
>>12788101
Satori needs new pets?
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm23168698
My favorite Touhou pairing of all time.
>>12788128
That's supposed to make sense how? Other than Satori can almost do the exact same job than Shiki Eiki, that is.
>>12788091
I don't think just one person would work.
>>12788092
Yeah, that can be plenty loving. But...
>>12788132
Please, please, please don't torture Satori.
Satori can't do Eiki's job. Pairing is from them both being hell administrators of some sort.
>>12788147
Ok, no more torture.
>>12788150
Oh! Thank you.
>>12788140
I love things like this so much.
We all know what would happen if she doesn't like you.
>>12788287
You filthy creature.
Satori have the decency of hiding her pantsu.
>>12788343
I know, I'm sorry, but seeing cute girls scared or mentally anguished is one of my favorite things in the world. I don't know why that is. But I know that if I had a choice, I wouldn't change this feeling for anything else.
>>12788331
It's a process. You have to be broken down so that you can become better.
>>12788378
Lewd
>>12788370
Are you single?
>>12788424
Do you even need to ask? Of course I am. I don't think this is relevant, though.
>>12788378
fat bottom girls make the underworld go round
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm22708580
>>12788483
It's stuck in my head again. Thanks.
>>12788483
Her non lewd MMD model look so much better than the
>>12788549
*Lewd one.
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm21437896
>>12788571
English
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kPZF9gtEY8
>>12788571
>>12788577
Poor Satori-sama.
>>12788577
>I want to lick Satori-Sama
>Okuu cannot into memory
These pets are lewd.
>>12788581
No vag here. 100% boy.
>>12788577
What rude pets she has. Can't they even knock?
>>12788924
They are good pets.
>>12788968
They are, but they meed to learn some manners.
>>12788997
Not knocking on doors is a hell fashion.
How can the mind reader be so cute?
>>12789037
She have a good family that take care of her.
Would I get cancer if Okuu embraced me
>>12789124
Fusion nuclear reaction, which Okuu use, since she's now like a walking sun, emits beta decay emissions. Only alpha decay enissions from fission nuclear reaction give cancer. So it is perfectly fine to have your own tiny Okuu.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alpha_decay
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beta_decay
>>12789167
Gamma emissions can also mess you up but those are less common
>>12789175
I would say that she can emit gamma emissions only when she uses her cannon.
Or living around her would be impossible.
>>12789184
Of course. I find Alpha Decay the most interesting as the decaying thing is losing so much mass, it's very surprising
Post insane or elegant hell raven
>>12789167
GREAT
>>12789208
I want to be Satori and have my own hell raven pet.
>>12789218
I have a small pocketwatch with some nice art of her that I've taken to CERN, and down in the tunnel, with me. Not exactly nuclear, but close enough.
The pets, man.
>>12789234
Maybe I should deliver a picture of her to my local nuclear power plant
Christmas is coming.
>>12789269
It means it is time to wash the cat.
>>12789275
wanna tonguebathe that cat
>>12789370
That's lewd, anon.
>>12789275
Cats clean themselves constantly. Why bother giving them a bath yourself?
>>12789459
Because i want to rub and scrub that cat.
>>12788075
Plug the controller into the second port.
I can't say why, but seeing pictures of Satori fills me with this terrible, indescribable RAGE. It is as if there is something so utterly wrong about her existence my psychology rebels against the sight.
>>12788591
>I want to lick Satori-Sama
>>12789671
But she doesn't have existence, silly anon.
>>12789048
Oooh, I want the kimono Satorin to gently clean my ears!
>>12788075
Is very very simple
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4AUY-v1nsE
Satori is a domestic tyrant!
>>12788075
With sex, lots of it
>>12790602
It's only tyranny if you can't follow some very basic rules.
>>12790602
Koishi can be a bad person, too. That's what HM told me.
>>12790621
Koishi is beyond good and evil.
Satori is just totally evil. In term of /tg/ alignement, Koishi is Not Giving a Fuck Neutral, and Satori is Lawful Evil.
>>12790640
I want to hit Koishi's peaches.
>>12790654
You monster.Wait for your turn. I call shotgun.
>>12790663
Seems like she wants something.
>>12790678
I want to see Koishi (s)trolling in my house before I catch and spank her.
>>12790699
You might not be able to see her, unless you have some clairvoyance gifts that allow you to see the unseen. Or she wants you to see her.
>>12790708
Koishi causing trouble just to get spanked? That sounds incredibly kinky. And also a bit cliché.I should write that.
>>12790714
Celling Koishi watching you fap to lolis
Koishi walking naked in your house.
Koishi touching you during your sleep,you wake up every morning all gummed up and you blame it on wet dreams.
>>12790747
I don't know if I should be horny or paranoid.
>>12790765Both
Koishi is pretty cute.
2nd best Komeiji.
>>12790773
It is funny that if ZUN would have followed the satori folk lore, both sisters would be mind reading / mind eating monkey beast youkai.
>>12790767
>in your house in Gensokyo
>busy trying to calculate how much you'll earn per month with the debts you got when you arrived
>suddenly feels horny
>lowers your eyes
>you're hard
>think of an ice cube
>erection dies
>get back into math
>suddenly starts thinking about how sexy the schoolteacher is
>looks down
>still horny
>thinks of something disgusting, like Lady Gaga's meat coat
>erection dies
>back into math
>suddenly looks down
>a hand is rubbing your dick, and goes away as soon as you look
>look behind you in panic
>see a little girl for half a second
>she disappears
What do you do?
[] Panic.
[] Panic.
[] Yell "PANIC".
>>12790786
[x] Panic
>>12790786
At least she's not rimming you when you are going to take a shit, while crouching over the jaopanese style toilet stand. Imagine looking down and you see a little girl.
>>12790786
Why am i doing my banking naked? And why doesnt mathematics give me erection?
>>12790801
Why you are not getting erections while doing mathematics?
>>12790798
Or you walk pissed off after your boss insulted your mother and you see that in your living room.
>>12790805
Why is there a cute girl trying to seduce me?
>>12790808
>walks home
>there's a cute little girl waiting for you
>on the table, she disposed different kind of sex toys, going from a paddle to vibrators, complete with vaseline and sriracha sauce
>>12790815
There must be some kind of trap.
>>12790819
There's always a trap.
>>12790819
The worst that can happen is that those toys wind up getting used on you. And even that wouldn't be so bad
>>12790836
You obviously never were inserted sriracha sauce in your anus while being spanked with a paddle.
Never did I, I just heard it from a friend.
>>12790836
Or, you know, the little thing about her being able to snack on your mind and soul.
>>12790804
I want a sexy tutoring session with Satori
Satori a dead
>>12790924
We shall call this moment in history the "Triumph at /jp/."
>>12790924
She didn't listen to the doctor.
>>12790938
>breeding season
something tells me Satori would have no idea on how to handle a mansion full of horny pets.
>>12790959
You haven't read enough doujins. Only a youkai can handle what she goes through.
>>12790924
Nobody responded...
>>12790869
I want a sexy swimming lesson with Satori.
>>12790924
She ain't even dead, just taking a nap.
>>12790819
I want to cut a hole on the side of that sweater and enjoy the bellysandwich.
>>12791084
Belly sandwich is good. Tearing off sweaters is bad.
>>12791135
I want to slap her and scold her.
>>12791137
Two hit punch combo.
>>12791148
I want to fuck Koishi, but for some reason, >>12791135's Satori strikes me as a naughty girl.
>>12791155
There is something about Touhous and pastel colors.
>>12791181
Now I want to hold up under my arm while spanking her.
I'm going to leave that thread before I start spamming about my lusty desires.
>>12791243
Now now, don't be so lusty.
>>12791251
I want to impregnate Satori
>>12791260
That's lewd, anon.
>>12791251
I can't.
>>12790924
Satori a really dead now.
>>12792184
Don't worry, she's fine.
>>12792184
>>12792227
These silly pets.
>>12790815
>sex toys, complete with sriracha sauce
There is no, literally no scenario where this combination ends well.
>>12792328
get a load of this baby
>>12790640
>>12790602
Is this a /tg/ rewrite? Is there a link to the rest?
>>12788140
>I don't think just one person would work.
You underestimate the power of a fairy.Life sucks, I can't find that one comic where Cirno had a half a million thought-bubbles and overloaded Satori's brain as she tried to read Cirno's mind. Please someone know what I am talking about.
>>12792426
>>12792383
No. But the real translation is coming.
>>12792328
Everyone get a lot of that newbie. He probably never coated his dick with wasabi before inserting it in his grilfriend.
Their stupid eye things look stupid.
>>12793689
It looks cool.
>>12787720
It was so fucking good
Every time I think of Satori it reminds me of how she has no friends and no people like her.
>>12794273
B-but I like Satori's ass.
>>12794273
I love Satori and everything about her.
Why does Satori wear such skimpy clothes to bed? Isn't it drafty in the underworld?
>>12795597
Maybe she's sleeping between her two pets.
>>12795669
In those clothes? That'd be extremely lewd.
>>12795698
Why not? They are beasts, not people.
>>12795698
Her pets dont care. They're animals.
>>12795597
She wants the raspberry.
>>12795879
I could land a B52 on that forehead.
>>12795903
How about I land a 747 in your rectum?
>>12795597
It's comfortable. Also, that'd be really poor architectural design if you have drafts blowing every which way.
>>12795597
>drafty
>in a mansion next to a massive blazing furnace
>>12800420
Hot air goes up. And the mansion's in the way to the surface.
And what the fuck with that new captcha?
Balls deep in Satori
I want to wake up next to Satori!
>>12804512
The bed-hair youkai.
>>12804512
But first you have to sleep next to Satori :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq5T1torTcc
Do you think satori's pets havespecial feelingsfor her?
Well, /jp/?
>>12804883
NO!
>>12804512
I bet satoris don't move in bed. If they did so, they would likely roll over their third eye and die stupidly.
>>12804932
Why would that crush their eye?
>>12804932
I've never crushed my eyes in bed, and I sleep, like, all the time. I don't know what you're talking about.
>>12804975
Because I doubt their third eyes are solid enough to bear the weight of their chest if they roll over it while sleeping.
>>12804986
Learn to read.
>>12804932
>>12804992
They're youkai, they don't die even if killed.
>>12805012
And yet there's a reason two little girls are in charge of hell. I'm sure it involves Satori beating her sister with a switch on a daily basis.
>>12804571
This guy gets it.
I want to ruffle.
>>12804883
Yes! Yes!
>>12805664
I wantRemiliatoruffle Satori's hair.Write it.
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