Talk about Alice here.
Or don't, it's not like she cares.
I think Alice is a nice girl.
>>12615758
I know Alice is a girl!
I want to fuck her in front of whatever your OTP with Alice are.
I fucking love Alice. Best Touhou. I love her so much I don't even know what to do with myself.
>>12615828
I love fucking Alice.
>>12615847
I've come to terms with the fact that more or less everybody on /jp/ does.
Sex with her is likely at least as enjoyable as sex with any other touhou, after all.
Is Alice insane?
Why is she talking to the dolls that she herself is controlling?
>>12615896
Have you never spoken to yourself or your computer as you used it? It seems normal enough to me. But even if she is batshit insane, I'll love her anyways.
>>12615992
That's just my monologue!
>>12616029
And how is it not the same for Alice?
>>12616087
But she's talking to her dolls!
That's cray cray.
>>12616091
>That's cray cray.
Alice's doll-making skills are useful for microchip manufacturing!
>>12616094
But her dolls have gunpowder in them.
IAlice invited to play with Sanae.
>>12616201
Sanae playing with new doll.
>>12616316
yohane stop
>>12616316
>those hands and fingers
Why do I love her so much?
I want to be one of Alice's dolls. She treats them very well, and I'd get to be with her all the time.
>>12617357
And you get to see her naked when she takes a bath!
>>12617357
She'll turn you into explosive doll and throw you like grenade, and boom.
>>12617361
Side benefits at best. If I want to see naked Alice, that's what porn is for.
Ok, I won't then
Let's talk about Shinki instead. Pretty good Touhou, yes?
>>12617377
What happened to her eyes?
>>12617393
I want to put it in
>>12617393
Mommy!
>>12617408
>>12617408
>>12617403
>>12617415
>>12617427
>>12617434
I love you Shinji!
>>12617442
>>12615805
Patchoulli
Why is people sexualizing Shinki?
>>12617712
She's an attractive grown woman with wide hips.
>>12617712
Because she has brown nipples
>>12617728
lies!
I bet you just want me to post pictures of her lewd, pink, and possibly inverted nipples to prove you wrong
but I won't fall for it
>>12617640
I want Shinki x Alice doujins.
>>12615847
I fucking love Alice.
I wish I needed glasses. Maybe I should try eyeballing.
I want a mini-Alice like in this image set.
Alice is a tank crew.
>>12620366
Why would you want that? I bet it would be difficult to fuck her.
>>12620392
I want to make her have sex with Shanghai and hotglue the both of them.
>>12615758
Pretty sure that's Marisa cosplaying as Alice, Anon.
>>12620388
I'd play this game
>>12615754
Well, my friend, I'm pretty sure that Alice really loves to be tied up andfinger-banged in her pee-hole.She hopes that one dayit'll stretch enough that a cock will fit in there too, so she can be fucked the way she really wants.
I want to marry Shanghai!
I want to stoke Alice's cheek and kiss her lips.
Only die-hard Gundam fans will get this
Is the power of flight with touhous something that is used commonly for travel or is it reserved for only for combat and important events ?
>>12622614
[spoiller]I sure do.[/spoiler]
>>12622576
If I marry Shanghai, does that make Alice my mother-in-law?
Shinki finds something "odd" in Alice's drawers...!
>>12622752
So do I.
>>12622752
>>12623026
Then you guys are cool.
Help me with Alice character sheet for dnd 3.5
A genius gives you a chance to marry Alice. The catch is that you must live the events of "Annabelle" with your new wife. Make contract? Y/n?
>>12632186
She'd be kinda difficult to build right in 3.5 - Pathfinder gives more options, including a cleric build that'd get early access to Animate Objects as a spell-like ability.
Or you could play a more open classless system that lets you build your characters however you want.
>>12633537
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
no, dolls are my greatest fear
>>12633537
Can I ignore Alice and hang out with Shanghai when it is over?
>>12633571
Why is she so cute?
>>12620392
I would like to ram my dick into her tiny body, pushing her innards out of her mouth, killing her. I would then fap with her dying body until I came, my bloodstained cum seeping out of her mouth and nose.
>>12634122
Thanks for the boner.
>>12633537
Without having seen the movie, I'm sure that Alice could handle it no problem. It'd likely just be a prank on her part, even.
>>12634130
It's just too bad I could only do it once. Maybe I should get Alice to make tiny dolls of herself for me to use as single-use guro onaholes. She could watch it and shlick.
>>12634142
This one has inhuman beauty, I like it.
>>12634160
Alice is the most beautiful. Even when she has larvae in her breasts or is getting mindraped by some bugs.
>>12634173
It's true, she is. I can understand why that other anon wants to be that beautiful.
>>12634217
If that other anon can become that beautiful, I want to be the bug raping her brain.
>>12634273
Brain fucking, so good.
>>12634291
My mom says "if you want a pretty girl as your wife just look at his mother"
Damn she's right
>>12632186
Ask /tg/ or check their archives. I don't know if they've done anything with the newest touhous yet.
>>12634723
Well, time to break up with Alice.
>>12634730
But she was improved.
>>12634780
Improved too much for my taste.
Sorry Alice but fat pudgy bodies make me want to puke.
>>12634723
>>12615754
kiss on the forehead.
>>12634723
>>12635904
No more burgers for you, Alice.
>>12636072
What color?
>>12636077
invisible
>>12636086
is Marisa pulling her or is Alice flying on her own?
>>12636091
Both.
>>12636059
Tea with Alice!
>>12636111
That's a really small cup
>>12636607
She's a big girl.
>>12638090
For you
>>12622998
And does that make Shinki your grandmother-in-law?
>>12621626
I want to slip my hands under Alice's panties and kiss her neck!
>>12638131
Are you a snake?
>>12638113
I never understood whether or not it was canon that Alice was from Makai.
Love is over
>>12638209
It was retconned.
>>12638429
ZUN has said things from PC-98 are still canon unless something in a windows game contradicts them.
Akyuu doesn't count, it wouldn't be the first time she was wrong about someone's origins.
>>12633541
if it's pathfinder, wouldnt summoner work well?
Masturbating with Alice
>>12615754
Does anybody have the name, or a link of, that one Alice doujin where she's having a birthday party, and everybody cancels on her at the last minute, so she uses her dolls to stage a fake party.
I can't find it through google or Danbooru and it's driving me insane.
>>12648431
Alice's Birthday Party by Mizu Asato.
>>12648434
I love you.
>>12648438
>>12648431
The one where everyone pranked her and actually came together?
I wanna fuck Alice.
>>12649830
PC-98? Windows pre-retcon? Post-retcon? Fanon? Parasite? Stutterer? That new trans one? You have to be specific.
>>12649854
All of them.
>>12649854
>That new trans one?
Forgive me for not keeping up with the recent Touhou canon but what?
>>12650115
Someone who showed up in the last Alice thread who wants to become Alice. He was in this thread too but all his posts and replies to them were deleted.
>>12649486
Please don't look at me like that.
>>12650129
good riddance i guess
>>12650211
>>12650322
Huh.
>>12650334
Forget I said anything.
>>12650675
Hey Alice.
What does she dream about that's so terrible she needs to get pills from the moon traitors? Is it Reimu destroying her home and murdering her family? Or have all those shovel hits taken their toll? It is never stated that youkai recover from mental damage like they do physical. Alice could remain deranged for hundreds of years after Reimu's death.
ptsd with alice!
>>12634842
Alice's stockings are the best stockings.
>>12657873
Alice's simply the best at everything.
>>12657989
She wouldn't be a good slut, lifter, or politician.
>>12653524
To forget about the Makai Wars especially the part where she got raped by Reimu.
173 * bonk
Alice is a beverage ?
>>12661305
Alice is a muppeteer !
What was your latest Alice dream about? Was it lucid?
>>12665196
She may have smiled at me once in a dream, but that's about it.
>>12665196
I have good look of her face, it's really bright and pretty. That's all.
>>12665196
I remember having a dream a little while ago where I talked to her about dolls, but I don't remember anything past that.
>>12665196
Alice being fucked by Marisa and Patchouli while crying and pleading for help. Kinda weird and hot.
>>12615754
You know why she doesn't care?
Because she is not real
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
>Ctrl+F sex with alice
>no results
You guys are slipping.
Alice is a fuck doll.
>>12665843
Did you help her? There was still room for one more.
I really like Alice.
>>12666736
I tried to get closer to them but then I woke from my alarm with a raging boner.
>>12665196
10/31/14
I was playing/inside some kind of game where I was Alice. Exploring the hub city, I spent most of my time doing a sidequest where I had to take photographs of little sun emblems hidden around town on clocks.
Eventually, I went on the first mission and the gameplay switched more of a rail shooter style with me flying down a tunnel. Shinki flew up and started lecturing me about something.
!
>>12666589
Sex with the Anon that wants to become Alice!
>>12666758
Can someone translate this?
alice is a... maid?!
alice is a miko!
>>12666589
sex with marisa!
>>12668147
Hey man, if you give it long enough it'll return to just being sex with Alice.
Which artist draws the best Alice?
Here's evers.
>>12669754
There's no match for mochiki.
don't make me choose
>>12669754
Whatever as long as they get her hair right and don't go crazy with the cowtits.
>>12670064
Choose.
>>12670159
never
>>12670168
I want to know, old timestamp haver.
One day I will smoke weed with Alice
Alice is an agent of Makai!
>>12676291
those child rearing hips hnnnngh
How's Alice going to get out of this one?
I'm masturbating to Alice?
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm24885011
Alice is CUTE!
>>12680781
That's not a question.
>>12680789
Says who?
Alice is dollface.
Alice is a doll.
>>12686404
Wait. If Alice is secretly a doll, then who controls her? Patchouli?
>>12686413
Alice does.
>>12686413
Her dolls.
>>12686424
So http://simg3.gelbooru.com//images/ec/c3/ecc352a3930e947fdf77a6fbb8668e4e.jpeg ?
(I'd post it directly, but it'd get deleted for nsfw)
>>12686447
That might just be a very advanced form of masturbation.
>>12690217
Predatory.
>>12690217
I really like the suggestiveness of the picture, look at that chair's back rest.
I don't think it fits Alice, though.
>>12690300
I really like this picture dude.
>>12617357
i want to be Marisa to give her a kissu
>>12628284
lice mrgtrid is mei weifu
>>12690300
>I don't think it fits Alice, though.
no matter how well concealed or subtle they are like anyone else Alice does have sexual desires.
>>12691212
>no matter how well concealed or subtle they are like anyone else Alice does have sexual desires.
That's what her dolls are for, are they not? Use those things to repress your desire privately, and then be the perfect, elegant magician for everybody.
>>12694203
How rude
Some people truly are asexual, and Alice has lived for a long time. I'm sure she's hit menopause by now, and with that comes the death of any sex drive. That, or side-effects from Eirin's pills.
>>12682421
Haters must be gay
Alice and Patchy are sex friends.
If only she doesn't look very plain.
>>12638008
Silly Alice, your tiny doll can't play a piano that large. Even with magic it would be impossible.
>>12695946
Of course she can.
Picture your hand in front of the keys. Thumb and pinky are her legs, pointer and ring are her arms, and middle is her head.
Alice needs to be disciplined!
>>12697037
I have freakishly large gorilla hands, and I have at most a 10 key stretch. Do you know what you can play with that kind of range?
Chopsticks.
Shanghai can play chopsticks. That's a terrible waste.
>>12695946
There could be one or two other dolls playing the piano.
Alice is ready for winter!
>>12691212
Why is Alice reading "Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder for Dummies" while naked?
>>12694284
Eternal youth would imply that menopause is a non-issue.
