This thread is for all Hello! Project groups and soloists, old and new.
モーニング娘。'15『Oh my wish!』
http://youtu.be/XDw0rmCAZL4
モーニング娘。'15『スカッとMy Heart』(Morning Musume。'15[Refresh My Heart])
http://youtu.be/mx24IJTlffc
モーニング娘。15『今すぐ飛び込む勇気』(Morning Musume。15[the courage to jump in right now])
http://youtu.be/Fv_2OZuljHo
℃-ute『ありがとう～無限のエール～』(℃-ute[Thank you ~Eternal Yell~])
http://youtu.be/X_5I3WDw9ng
℃-ute『嵐を起こすんだ Exciting Fight！』(℃-ute[Make a Storm Exciting Fight!])
http://youtu.be/OA5VHIV823A
アンジュルム『出すぎた杭は打たれない』(ANGERME[TheNailThatSticksOutTooMuchDoesNotGetHammeredDown])
http://youtu.be/ZlCN5V0Zkk0
アンジュルム『ドンデンガエシ』(ANGERME[A Complete Turnover])
http://youtu.be/eBQcrpsJfMI
アンジュルム『わたし』(ANGERME[I am.])
http://youtu.be/bn47HtIy3k0
Juice=Juice『CHOICE & CHANCE』
http://youtu.be/XBQ0v95I9RE
Juice=Juice『続いていくSTORY』(Everlasting story)
http://youtu.be/E2AKITM9uA0
カントリー・ガールズ『わかっているのにごめんね』(Country Girls[I know but I'm sorry])
http://youtu.be/SdogeGsDHw4
カントリー・ガールズ『ためらいサマータイム』(Country Girls[Hesitating Summer Time])
http://youtu.be/CaPsoSJ3qnI
こぶしファクトリー『念には念（念入りVer.）』(Magnolia Factory [Be Double Sure (with ”NEN” Ver.)])
http://youtu.be/960j3j-XR4g
こぶしファクトリー『ドスコイ！ケンキョにダイタン』(Magnolia Factory [Dosukoi! Humble but Bold])
http://youtu.be/mh7kpsslCPQ
こぶしファクトリー『ラーメン大好き小泉さんの唄』(Magnolia Factory [A song of ramen loving girl Ms.Koizumi])
http://youtu.be/Mo6IhS3nAK8
カントリー・ガールズ＆アンジュルム新メンバー発表！モー娘。'15新曲公開！こぶしツアー MC:勝田里奈・野中美希【ハロ！ステ#143】
http://youtu.be/guTOhsKqmEs
℃-ute、こぶし、アンジュルム、チーム・負けん気の裏側！ゲストMC:古川小夏（アップアップガールズ（仮））【GREEN ROOM#29】
http://youtu.be/XejygstXID4
The Girls Live 【Episode 93】
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3dx52d
Previous Thread: >>14345790
every idol turns out to be a whore after grad edition
Because all of the previous H!P subbers are dead and the only one who seems to be around is that Skoban guy and his stiff English, and fuck that, I've been thinking about subbing JJ's upcoming drama. I've been thinking about this since it's been announced but I'm still on the fence about it, mainly because it'd be a lot of work. I'd appreciate it if you all answered this survey. Keep in mind however that whatever the responses come out to be, I'll still decided whether to do it or not purely on whim. If I decide not to translate and someone else wants to, I'd be willing to help.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1lJvFnLTwjCWIpvI8epbiQ4j0dlbXENHgNydcjrZ6YXk
>>14362896
I don't even know what it's about. Is it like a Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, except in TV format
>>14362843
True idols that are beautiful and aren't ugly embarrassments edition
>>14362955
so not Kumai
>>14362972
Funny jokes
>>14362936
Yes?
>>14363030
Well it sounds interesting but I'd need a few episodes to see if it's worth following.
>>14363232
I'm the same, idol starring dramas often seem pretty brain dead (ask yourself, in retrospect, if you would still have watched it if it didn't have your idol in it). Maybe this is one of the exceptions, I don't know.
>>14363232
There's an English synopsis of the novel it's based on. Some anon linked to it a while ago. That might help you.
>>14363391
I understand what you mean, but for people who don't follow other idols, I assume you're referring to the dramas AKB members constantly get, this is something new.
>>14363498
Yes it was a general statement, AKB is a good example.
Out of all of CG I didn't expect Yamaki to be the fearful one.
>>14363498
Read the synopsis.
>Focusing mainly on Aiko (played by Karin)
What a twist.
Judging by all that text, it's a high school drama by girls for girls. Meh.
Wasn't expecting any artsy character study anyway so I think I'll skip.
Making that kinda AR YouTube account was a nice touch though.
>>14363701
>Focusing mainly on Karin
yeah... no, thanks.
>>14363760
So you don't like being reminded how useless your juice is?
>>14363760
You're delusional if you thought it'd focus on anyone but.
Delicious Take thighs
>>14363768
>>14363769
you are right. I shouldn't expect good choices from this agency.
>>14363780
http://tver.jp/
Her ass not found... :(
>>14363815
>that's right, it's the same picture again
>>14363935
my apologies.
>>14363682
She shit her pants during the KSS show when someone told a spooky story.
>>14362936
http://helloproject.wikia.com/wiki/Budokan
>However, various challenges descend upon the girls. The ordeal that "idols should not be fat", injury as a result of an incident with a pervert, differences of opinion with a popular member, love problems, and so on...
It better not be Rurika, that has to deal with 'an incident with a pervert' and 'love problems'!
>>14362896
subs would be nice. but I really should get off my ass and make another attempt at learning the basics of the language.
>>14364109
I don't know about this pervert thing, but the love issues are Aiko's.
>>14363682
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3bj0o6
Risa seriously needs ahug
I wonder why there's not already at least one JAV featuring an OG? That kind of stuff would sell pretty well.
>>14364341
They make more money sucking men off in private. Why bother with recording it
>>14364344
There is no sucking off of men in private, except for potentially those they are in a relationship with, whether for monetary gain or otherwise.
>>14364356
Your claim is just as valid as mine
>>14364374
So is saying these girls are all space aliens learning the ways of the Japanese people. The difference is my claim(s) are far more realistic.
>>14364374
Enter the creationist argument.
>>14364383
>realistic
Nah
Bend over, /h!p/
>>14364344
None of them had hard times?
I heard that some AKB did jav, but I don't know them, so it's far less exciting...
>>14364420
Something strange is happening to JJ
http://i.imgur.com/700H0Zk.jpg
>>14363811
Yum.
Forgive my ignorance, but has she ever done a photobook or anything? I'd like to see more of her.
>>14364535
Just her Greeting DVD
I want that as my phone's wallpaper too!
>>14364537
>>14364535
No matter how often you reply to yourself to try to make people think that people like her and she isn't ugly, it won't work. Her ugliness is just that up front and easy to see.
![Bijo Gaku 08 (2010-05-20).mp4_snapshot_20.09_[2013.05.12_18.44.56].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/g0Lyzl9.jpg "Bijo Gaku 08 (2010-05-20).mp4_snapshot_20.09_[2013.05.12_18.44.56].jpg")
>>14364696
>Her ugliness is just that up front
gd1
>>14364732
No one wants her here. Go where you will be accepted. Back to the forums. Ugly idols have no place here.
>>14364737
it went straight over ur hed
>>14364341
they get their money from their husbands except for takahashi who probably makes more than him
>>14364750
I thought you were saying that Take is not ugly, but Kanyon was ugly.
>>14364763
both are cuties
>>14364778
That's objectively wrong as Kanon is cute and the other is shit and garbage.
![orig[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Cf39LeA.jpg "orig[2].jpg")
>>14364832
Oh Maasa, my Maasa.Beat me to the punch.
>>14364832
I swear you guys pick the ugliest and fattest idols to pretend to like in order to be different from the rest and so you feel special and unique and against the curve.
>>14364849
Would you like to hear me crying at the Berryz Budoukan screaming Maasa's name?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUu8tknbRM0
>>14364862
Out of all of the berryz you pick you pick the worst one. Even in the group no one really liked her.
>>14364870
Uh huh.
>>14364874
I'm glad that you acknowledge that I am correct
>>14364879
She did NOT actually say that, did she?
>>14364888
If you watch how they interact, they treat her like you treat someone that you are vaguely familiar with and they overheard you talking about going somewhere with your friends and they asked if they could come too. You don't want to be rude so you say yes but it's weird because you only sort of know them and you're not totally sure what kind of person they are so you have a guarded attitude towards them and are unsure of how to interact with them and your friends have the same feeling so it makes the whole thing awkward.
>>14364926
And you weren't about to take that lying down so you gave her a piece of her mind, right?
>>14364931
what
>>14364936
She ran away!? What a scaredy bitch!
>>14364939
what
>>14364941
I assume you haven't heard from her since.
>>14364945
what
>>14364949
What a dumb question. Of course you heard from her again. That's why you're telling me this.
>>14364956
what
>>14364961
Oh, you have to go? Okay. Call me back when you're not busy and finish telling me the story. Bye.
>>14364965
what
Oh man. I just remembered the dream I had last night about Kana's sister. Let's just say there was a lot of tongue. A lot. And Denpa Gumi's Mirin hitchhiking.
>>14364969
Not /h!p/
>>14364624
I hope she finds someone who can appreciate those fangs properly.
>>14364969
>>14364995
stay off this thread with your ugly nobodies
>>14364832
even Maasa is a whore...
>>14365380
No she's not.
Did the fat one lose weight and then gained it all back plus more?
>>14365808
You betcha!
>>14365808
don't worry riho is leaving, so her weight problems will not matter anymore.
>>14365808
Yep
>>14365860
yummy
![orig[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cr5MHee.jpg "orig[1].jpg")
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/666934662413942784/pu/vid/474x640/RIwGxSTJcXACd64Y.mp4
>>14365860
I still would. Just to know how it feels.
Miya's sexy ones :3
I wonder how many current and former H!P members have "stayed" at the BDSM love hotel where they shoot most of the BDSM JAVs, which is only 600m from the Up Front building?
I'm guessing at least Mari, Miki, Reina, and Miya?
アンジュルム新メンバー＆ツアー、カントリー・ガールズ新曲公開！J=J告知、石田ヘアアレンジ MC:小田さくら・和田桜子【ハロ！ステ#144】
http://youtu.be/x9g1jsajLhY
>>14366225
She posts these because she knows people like to jack to them
>>14366349
Miya is pure like the crystalline water of a mountain stream in a winter morning.
So nope, not her.
>>14366700
More like pure like the semen flowing out of her cunt and mouth
Maymay
>>14366709
>>14366700
Miya likes to sniff carburetor cleaner while spreading STDs left and right.
>>14366700
Why are Miya wotas always in such denial?
She has been getting her pussy penetrated every week for the past many years.
Same with probably many other H!P girls.
>>14366740
>every week
Talk about an understatement
>>14366730
those are some really nice pins. and that dress makes them even better.
>>14366740
It has been stated that she's just a look alike. If it had been Miya, she would have been sacked, like many others.
>>14366857
>It has been stated that she's just a look alike.
Only ever by miya wotas in denial.
There have been other H!P girls caught with boyfriends and never fired
>>14366938
Who is it?
>>14366446
>dem oda selfie master-classes
also happens to be great asmr material
>>14366927
>>14366938
>>14366955
>>14366977
>Who is it?
Reina with one of her minders
>>14366978
Oda has been born to softly whisper into your ears while you fuck her tight little pussy
>>14366990
> UFA paying for minders
Are you serious? UFA, the biggest cheapskate agency ever?
lol
If you went to Japan, and Momochi all of a sudden sat next to you on the train, what would you do?
What would you *actually* want to do, but don't have courage to do?
>>14366992
>born to
if thats so, she's taking an awfully long time to start fulfilling her destiny
>>14367018
Punch her in the face.
Bludgeon her so badly she'll never do idol work again.
>>14367018
Pretend to fall asleep on her shoulder and just drool buckets down her blouse.
But in reality I'dget up and leave becauseshit idol.
>>14367018
vs her in Advance Wars
>>14367027
>>14367018
>>14367021
What does Momo smell like?
>>14367077
Fresh flowers and baby shampoo.
>>14367077
Cat urine.
>>14367005
Hard to figure how Momo can be that stupid. Taking a purikura while kissing your boyfriend, twice, AND putting your name on it... lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3B2HItyqOU
>>14366927
That's her manager. Idols always have someone with them so they don't go off and suck a million dicks and make the whole company look bad
It's never been proven that Miya is nothing but a cum hungry slut and only useful as a fuck hole.
>>14367337
So instead they have designated guy called "manager" so they can fulfill their sexual desires with someone who will keep it a secret.
>>14367354
If that were true Reina's manager would be 7 foot tall and black
>>14345790
0.279
>>14367361
That's her dream manager but it's either guy that company picks for her or no one at all.
>>14367346
Come on... She doesn't even know what "semen" means. Well, of course she must know the name, but she certainly doesn't know how it tastes! Except daddy's and onii's, according to the japanese tradition, but that's it.
Let's face it, she's a virgin! Not technicaly of course, she fingers and toys herself, and perhaps insert her whole hand in her cunt, she's a girl after all, but she never had a dick! I mean in her vagina... Wanking the boy next to you in the bus doesn't count.
She's pure.
>>14367518
funny meme
>>14367361
Brothas only dig big booty bitches, nigga
>>14367622
Wallpaper time!
Sometimes it seriously hurts that Maasa will never be mine.
>>14367635
>>14367622
No shit idols please
Where's the Riko crane game set up? I want to give a shot.
>>14367997
Please, anon. You're giving me ideas.
I just want to fuck young, little, cute japanese girls.
>>14368057
Anyone who doesn't is just being an epic memer
>>14367997
Needs her throat demolished
>>14368386
No she doesn't.
>>14367622
Damn, Jermaine!
>>14368551
Dat Patpong feeling...
I can't get enough of Aikawa.
I always find the wota's coordination fascinating.
>>14366927
that's her uncle btw
>>14368678
Is she retarded?
>>14369014
Maybe a little.
Happy 18th birthday Arai!
>>14369014
Indeed, she looks retarded each time I see her.
>>14369090
Finally legal!
>>14369111
Like it ever really mattered!
I wish I could be the girl at school at everyone hears rumors about her being a huge whore who sucks boys off between classes. (And it's true)
>>14369565
>picture unrelated
:3
Lovely Miya.
>>14369686
Perfect shape for lips
Don't forget to submit to my tumblr!
http://helloprojectsexfantasies.tumblr.com/
>>14369565
momochi so cute
Now that's a hairdo!
there's still hope for Tsunku
http://www.engadget.com/2015/11/18/doctors-can-now-grow-human-vocal-chords-in-a-lab/
>>14370463
Will H!P even still be around by the time people can get these? I fervently wish for the day Tsunku's version of a song starts playing before he comes up on stage for an announcement again.
>>14370481
he'll be like 90 if he's still alive when they can
![o0480064013487852221[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/e2Jt909.jpg "o0480064013487852221[1].jpg")
miyabi so cute
>>14370511
Fuck off
>>14370511
>>14370667
>miya a kawaii
fixed
>>14371084
Miya is worse than Shitmusume. Not even fat tumblr kids like her. Just gays and trannies.
Is there going to be a fourth release of the Kudo digital sereis?
>>14371698
I'm also expecting this.
>>14370428
I usually prefer it black but I think brown is a perfect fit for her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJyoSZxpnbA
>>14371844
Miya prefers it black too if you know what I mean
>>14371870
She doesn't like blacks
>>14372040
Rest in peace
こぶしファクトリー、カントリー・ガールズ新メンバー、ハロプロ研修生、チーム・負けん気の裏側！ゲストMC:田口夏実（こぶしファクトリー）【GREEN ROOM#30】
http://youtu.be/VTMA1aatD24
>>14372043
too busy with sex
>you will never ever see Sayu again
![o0480064113488427020[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/R0HQkGG.jpg "o0480064113488427020[1].jpg")
pure sex
![o0480064113488427031[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EGjTDiw.jpg "o0480064113488427031[1].jpg")
>>14372156
>>14372156
>you will never be beautiful horror girl having sex with other beautiful horror girl
why even live
>>14372064
how are Momoclo going these days? I think the last time I really too any notice of them, was when 5th Dimension got released.
>>14372210
Kusumi Koharu is a beautiful woman.
>>14372040
the 1yr anniversary of her graduation/disappearance, is this time next week.
>>14372238
and look what happened to the world during that time.
>>14372108
I have to say that Yanagawa is quite intriguing. not only is she a looker, she seems to be brimming with confidence. where's as Funaki looked like she was crapping herself the majority of the time.
>>14372449
Throw burgers at her.
>>14372449
those fuckin bones
>>14372449
Throw skincare products at her.
>>14372518
Throw skincare products at her.
>>14372568
Imagine getting paid for doing nothing
>>14372568
Shakitamu, the tiniest form of life. So cute!
This year's Japan Record Awards
http://listenmusic.jp/store/musicnews/100308.htm
＜ 新人賞 ＞
lol
こぶしファクトリー
花岡なつみ
安田レイ
>>14372108
check folder for Kudou.
>>14372419
maximum squeak :3
>>14372638
lol exactly, ceferquin
>>14372064
>>14372210
haha, they put that Halloween costume to good use.
That's a really nice top Aikawa has on.
>>14372108
>>14372655
Dat Tagu.
>>14372638
Kobushi Factory has been nominated for a Best Newcomer Artist Award.
The 57th Japan Record Awards winner will announced on December 30.
The other nominees are: lol, Hanaoka Natsumi and Yasuda Rei.
>>14372864
lol
>>14372655
I bet their socks smell great.
>>14372623
Does Kyaputen know anything about boys?
>>14372882
Only that they have long, curved penises.
>>14372895
wanna see mine?
Cutie with nice hair
>>14372812
Looks like a cumslut to me
>>14373377
Idols love cum.
>>14373383
The statistics say that some of them are lesbians...
>>14373383
No they don't.
>>14373502
fuck off already
>>14373501
They love girlcum then.
>>14373516
No they don't.
>>14373128
photoshop a cock in there
>>14372586
you mean risako?
>>14373544
Who's paying her?
>>14373555
Some salarymen, here and there.
>>14372882
Kyaputen is pure.
>>14373900
She's pretty... hot?
Goddamn.
>>14373952
She's pure sex.
>>14372449
That's so sad. :/
![orig[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MMEPBxQ.jpg "orig[1].jpg")
take's legs
>>14373988
jesus christ, she should trim it out for fuck sake
>>14374009
So funny
>>14373988
>>14373900
Ugly
>>14373970
>>14373952
Funny joke
>>14373988
What's the pet in the foreground?
>>14374039
A poodle?
>>14374039
Carrot Top
Happy 23rd birthday Maiha!
>>14374094
not H!P
>>14374120
Not current, but former.
>>14374094
MAIHA!
>>14374188
Miya is like that, she needs to touch.
>>14374210
:3
Miyabi is the best Miya. By far.
>>14374519
>>14374094
Which idol gets bullied the most because none of the other girls like her?
>>14374858
Do you think little girls like to have their toes sucked?
