How fucked would ZUN be if his SD-90 were to break?
He couldn't just buy a new one? He's loaded.
>>14950858
He uses too much VST lately, i miss his MIDI sound module sounds.
He still uses them, but barely, probably to not scare old time fans.
I know a lot about SD-90 hardware and all VST's ZUN uses because i make Touhou recreations, ask me anything.
>>14950892
Where did your life go so horribly wrong?
Why is Sakuya so terrible at video games, /jp/?
She's a maid. You got to to be a pretty fucking pathetic human to devote yourself to be under someone else and admit to it.
she has a job
>>14941865
i think it's cute
WHY JAPANESE PEOPLE
KANJI MUZUKASHIIIII YO
This fucktard is so annoying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5lPUj_diuY
Can birds be bunnies? edition
>>14932853
>>14931735
Can japanese bunnies cook spaghetti?
Check out this big butt.
>>14904739
checked
>>14904739
Why does it feel like the Japanese don't like big butts?
>>14904794
because they are disgusting and stink
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All AKB sub-groups and related *48/*46 groups welcome.
FAQ: http://pastebin.com/y0xcf3Pt
>News
(02/06 to 03/30) HKT48 Spring Live Tour ~Sashiko du Soleil 2016~
(02/22 to 03/28) NMB48 Live House Tour 2016
(03/23) Nogizaka46 14th Single (Harujion ga Saku Koro). Fukagawa Mai center.
(03/26-27) Minami Takahashi graduation concert "148.5cm no Mita Yume" at Yokohama Stadium.
(03/30) SKE48 19th Single (Chicken LINE). Matsui...
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Finally I can feel the hype for ssk
>>14954822
is that a white girl?
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All AKB sub-groups and related *48/*46 groups welcome.
FAQ: http://pastebin.com/y0xcf3Pt
>News
(02/06 to 03/30) HKT48 Spring Live Tour ~Sashiko du Soleil 2016~
(02/22 to 03/28) NMB48 Live House Tour 2016
(03/23) Nogizaka46 14th Single (Harujion ga Saku Koro). Fukagawa Mai center.
(03/26-27) Minami Takahashi graduation concert "148.5cm no Mita Yume" at Yokohama Stadium.
(03/30) SKE48 19th Single (Chicken LINE). Matsui...
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Okapan ;_;
I have had the pleasure of working with people from Japanese production facilities and let me assure you that the Japanese take quality systems more seriously than anyone else on the planet.
Why do I mention this?
There is a facility producing these things somewhere in Japan and I can guarantee they take their quality just as seriously. Every 30 minutes at LEAST, someone on the production line pulls one of these packages to make sure that the exact right amount of cherry glazing pools around your finger when you stick it inside. That there is enough icing to fill the inner cavity. That the bread is properly spongy and that the inner cavity is tight enough.
There is a qualitative ranking system in place for how similar these things look to vaginas, and they will reject the batch if it doesn't meet the standard. Quality engineers have kaizen round-tables with production personnel to discuss how they can drive the defect rate down on their dyes. "We want the proper middle-ground between crimson and pink" they will say, and there will be powerpoint slides with examples where the vagina cake's 'virgin blood' looked too red. Production personnel will then be expected to offer solutions on how the dye dispensing process can be modified so the fake blood looks youthful enough.
Process engineers are working tirelessly, 12-16 hour days, 6 or 7 days a week, to produce 5% more vagina cakes this quarter over the last. The company President will randomly tour the facility and question personnel on why their vagina cakes aren't puffy enough. A polymer science expert is working on how to make the anime girl on the plastic packaging look more crisply drawn, he has been working for years to perfect a water-based ink that won't smudge, will pass Japan's stringent environmental regulations, and more adequately display the rosy glow in this girl's cheeks as she asks her senpai to rape her. An enormous amount of mental, physical, and capital labor go into making the very best product possible, so that you can truly feel like you're deflowering an anime virgin at breakfast.
Think about it.
this is pretty good
Keep it up, vagina cake producers!
>>14945801
I want one so bad...
>>14926798
Most people just say start with EOSD and go from there.
>>14926819
Why start at EOSD? Are others shit, just not important or EOSD is just a new story ?
>>14926843
Then start at what the fuck you want
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[New to the Game? Read first, Ask later]
Wiki:
EN: http://kancolle.wikia.com
EN: http://en.kancollewiki.net/wiki/Kancolle_Wiki
JP: http://wikiwiki.jp/kancolle/
Recent Updates:
http://kancolle.wikia.com/wiki/Recent_Updates
KanColle STAFF Twitter:
https://twitter.com/KanColle_STAFF
Anon's guide to KanColle: http://pastebin.com/ec862KsG
Air Superiority Calculator: http://aircalc.net
Combat Mechanics:
JP: http://wikiwiki.jp/kancolle/?%C0%EF%C6%AE%A4%CB%A4%C4%A4%A4%A4%C6
EN: http://kancolle.wikia.com/wiki/Combat
Fit gun for BBs:
http://i.imgur.com/j9p0mL4.png
Equipment upgrade values:
http://i.imgur.com/1JfCOmJ.png
Useful Akashi upgrades table:
http://akashi-list.me/
Voices, Sprites, Furniture Preview: http://www51.atpages.jp/kancollev
KanColle Viewer (JP): https://github.com/Grabacr07/KanColleViewer
KanColle Viewer (EN): https://github.com/Yuubari/KanColleViewer/releases
KanColle Viewer (KR): https://github.com/FreyYa/KanColleViewer
KanColle Viewer (yuyuvn successor): https://github.com/gakada/KanColleViewer/releases
PS Vita Game has officially released: http://kancolle-vita.com
KanColle arcade release date have been set on Apr 26, read more on the official site: http://kancolle-a.sega.jp/
Official arcade gameplay demonstration: https://youtu.be/GAjOfoutg5s and https://youtu.be/IPfFSo-hiWI
News:
- Daihatsu are now improvable
- New equipment: Daihatsu(T89 Tank + Landing Force), Ka-mi tank have been added to the game, both of them are improvable and will provide special bonus against installation
-- Now subs can (and only can) attack installations during day battle shelling phase
-- All of them provide expedition bonus but less than original daihatsu and they all count toward the 20% limit. However, improving them give (a very little) extra bonus and the improvement bonus won't count toward that 20% bonus.
-Akatsushima Kai and Hayasui Kai can now equip Daihatsu
-New Akizuki-Class spring furniture for all players
-New 6-3 quest rewarding daihatsu
-Second remodelling of a Shiratsuyu Class (Samidare/Kawakaze) and an Asashio Class (Ooshio/Arashio) in this spring have been hinted
-And then yet another Asashio Class Destroyer's second remodelling will come after
-Pola of the Zara class is ready for implementation sometime this year.
-Spring event will be themed "Total War".
-The Kamikaze class is still planned to be added
-The USN shipgirl is Iowa and is available in the PS Vita's edition. Later implementation is planned for the browser game on Spring.
-There are plans to implement friendly installation bases, land-based aircraft, and their famed pilots for the player side.
-Android pre-registration has ended, only 100k players will be selected via a lottery by the next maintenance.
First for Duck worshipping.
Second for wolf fuck best duck.
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Whose your Japanese actress crush? Mine is Arimura Kasumi.
Liking someone whom you've never met.
I don't have one because I'm not a flipping weeb
>>>/tv/ where you belong trash
Youmu has a mini skirt!
Okay.
>>14947370
She's wearing a miniskert and has a sperm on her hat. Is she trying to convey some implicit meaning?
Im starting to play Japanese Mahjong
Does anyone know why i cant tsumo? i click the button but it says "No multiplier"
need yaku. use riichi.
>>14946256
doesn't ñet me use riichi
>>14946256
let*
Does anyone have these?
Most of these links are dead I lost them all in a computer crash and was unable to recover. Would be a big help
I know a lot of people on /jp/ already have these albums, but I feeling like sharing them anyway.
ALiCE'S EMOTiON (Partial) Discography:
AECD-003 - Otonoishi 2
http://rapidshare.com/files/200516599/_AECD-003___2006__OTONOISHI2.rar
AECD-004 - Sugurashi
http://rapidshare.com/files/200530646/_AECD-004___2006__SUGURASHI.rar
AECD-005 - Atomic Ray
http://rapidshare.com/files/200543207/_AECD-005___2006__ATOMIC_RAY.rar
AECD-006...
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>>14941159
Sorry, I got none of those.
OP i have most of these on a hard drive along with other j-core
i'd love nothing more to send you some via mega/mediafire but im currently homeless and wont have access to my laptop for a while...sorry!
>>14941159
>rapidshare
could you mega?
How would your favorite touhou act in our modern society, towards others and everything? I need to know this so I can emulate them and be super cool out there.
>Mizuryu Kei doujins
there wasn't a guy that once made Gensokyou USA?
>sanae's a jew
>alice is a cat lady