anime gurls arnt real ed.
>>62290319
köksal baba
he died tho
>>62290313
What the fuck is a fellow Murican' doing making a limey thread?
>>62290372
wtf how?
>>62290380
But it's Irish themed
We're all Irish desu
>>62290404
this my great great grand dog was from letterkenny, ontario
He just got home from a long days work to find his loving wife, Anzu, made dinner for him. Köksal is pleased at first, until he finds out she made meatloaf, again. They had this last night, the man of the house can't survive off of fucking leftovers can he? Köksal Baba, prone to outbursts of violence, grabs the knife off the table and charges for Anzu. She uses her longer arms to shove him to the ground before he can do any damage, then she sits on his upper chest to subdue him to prevent him from making any further attacks. He squirms about trying to get free, but it is futile. All he does is rub his long, beak like nose against Anzu's clit. She was wearing a skirt that day, so Köksal's nose had almost direct access to her pussy. Anzu is on the verge of orgasm at this point, if only he was this good with his cock! She keeps creeping forward, until her pussy is on his mouth and the base of his nose is in contact with her clitoris. The smell of Anzu's moist pussy has Köksal extremely hard right now. He's so excited shoots his warm semen all over Anzu's back. She's taken aback, what a naughty boy! She didn't give him permission to cum yet! Now she gyrates her hips back and forth even harder to punish him for what he did. She only relents when it becomes clear that he's drowning in her juices. She gets up, puts one foot in his chest so he can't get up, reminds him of what a bad boy he's been, spits in his face, and then leaves. He just lays there, mesmerized by Anzu's hips swaying back and forth as she walks away to the bedroom. She gets in the shower, eager to get his disgusting cum off her back. Her pussy is still tingling, she's NEVER been eaten out this good ever before, and the warm water from the shower feels so good she almost had yet another orgasm.
>>62290391
fighting for turkish freedom
>irish americans
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hoUIqIQ1aj
>>62290428
`>tfw live in letterkenny
alri sham
>>62290504
is the letterkenya meme true?
never been to ulster as far as i remember
>>62290532
i suppose aye
voodoo tomorrow night lads
20 replies and I kill myself
>>62290532
Were you drunk touring the Irish isles?
@62290569
need a time frame before I commit to anything
it's no good you saying you'll kill yourself in 2100
>>62290555
theres actually a place in canada named after a tiny village near where i used to live
the one in canada has 1000 people, while the village has like 500
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emo,_Ontario
small world innit
>>62290313
Those fucks in your picture are SJWs.
>>62290592
>emo
fucking meme vilage
>>62290583
i used to live there lad
i dont drink
>>62290632
i know
its just its not the kind of place you expect to have anywhere named after
>>62290627
i dont care really, i like their songs, even the "fellas" one
>>62290670
They are dead to me now. I dont want that contagion coming here.
*wakes up covered in sweat*
phew
just a dream
>>62290692
whats so SJW about them?
giz an example
and being a bit lefty doesnt make them SJWs btw
unironically doing a poo
10 replies and I kill myself today
posting the Danish waifu
>>62290760
quite disgusting
who is that?
>>62290751
(Tú)
>make a detail post in /adv/ before going to bed
>wake up
>two replies
>only one offers tired generic advice
>thread archived
>>62290807
wats to do
>>62290770
Anne Marie Michelle and she's proper fit lad
>>62290858
White trash tier 2bh
The real heroes anyway aren't the people doing things; the real heroes are the people noticing things, paying attention
>>62290807
Link it friend
>>62290807
I never ask for advice, because I know what I must do. I just choose not to do it
So yes, Kys
wrote a song lads
what do you think?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19j9H6XAd7z
I hope shes dead
what is an 'uncleTom'?
>>62290890
Too embarrassing. Basically was just about being a NEET and how to pull myself out of it despite constantly feeling like I can't. Social anxiety and depression related. Not sure about my goals, how to set achievable steps, ect.
>>62290915
Somewhat true, somewhat narrow.
>>62290967
a coon who is seen as betraying fellow coons to whitey
RP me on brexit. Did Britain a bad?
>>62290987
like benedict arnold?
>>62290967
a choc ice
An American gf is required right now
>>62290883
Umm she's Danish so she can't be white trash
You're just mad cause you know you would never stand a chance with her
>>62290967
A black person that acts white or is joyfully subservient to white people
>>62290976
Im in same position and get those feelings too. I think you can find comfort in the fact that youre not alone. Take one day at time. We're gonna make it.
just got the old noggin shaved
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij-PqMA6_f4
>Mr Herrmann said authorities were looking into reports that the attacker had yelled out "an exclamation". Some witnesses quoted by German media said they had heard him shout "Allahu akbar" ("God is great") during the attack.
really makes you think
>climbs in the chest freezer
much better
>>62291063
Yeah thanks man, it does help to hear this.
What's your story? Where are you at and do you know where you'd like to be within the near future?
Another warm one.
Scantily clad slags are almost a guarantee.
>>62291123
post what you said m8 or a summarised version
>>62291029
Looks inbred
need an american gf to shoot me
>>62291161
delicious
>>62291166
mmm okay
pls no bully
>>>/adv/17369729
>>62291123
Looking for work but at the same time a full time job really scares me. I dont know what to do desu. How about you?
>>62291188
Well I suppose if anyone can spot inbreeding it's the British
Guys you really don't want an American gf
t. had one already
>>62291161
I ain't leaving the house
I don't need to until next friday
>>62291223
why only a full time job give the spoops?
We must remove the parasite to allow the land to breathe
This is my country, and it belongs to me
>>62290937
Holy fuck I nearly cringed to death. Go eat a horse dick and die you faggot.
>>62291220
M8 /adv/ is literally a bunch of teenage girls whining about how they got pumped and dumped by Chad instead of wifed up by him
You'll get much better advice here especially during these hours
>>62291220
my advice is to leave the fuckin house m8 are you touched
ater that idk go to a doctor
took 1 mg alprazolam on a completely empty stomach about 4 hours ago
feeling quite relaxed rn ngl
>>62291223
Just linked it but yeah basically the same, although I haven't actually been looking for awhile because I just feel defeated in a sense. Looking for a job is a horrible process, especially as a someone with little experience.
>>62291271
well ye can have a read, I won't copy and paste that here.
>>62291288
Currently waking up in the afternoons and going to bed in the morning. When I get back to a more proper sleeping pattern I was thinking about trying PokemonGO as an incentive to get out at first.
Quite hungry
Think I'll get a bit of breakfast
>>62291339
just go for a fuckin walk about in the evening you spacker
Was making real progress in my ballbuster's anonymous support group but I had a moment of weakness on the way home from work today and I'm fucking ashamed. I was desperate for a piss, so managed to manouver my cock and bollocks out of my trousers and started to go in a 330ml bottle of coke I had lying around in the footwell. However, the bottle starts filling up too quick. Luckily I managed to pull into a layby quickly and jumped out the car, slamming the door shut. Well, in my haste I managed to trap the twins in the door. It was total, euphoric agony.
As I pissed myself in ecstasy and pain I thought back to the words of my priest and case worker, but my animalistic instincts took over, I went into a frenzy. I began slamming the door over and over again, hoping to rekindle the flame in my heart that gave life to my love for having my giblets pulverised. It wasn't enough.
At this point I'm desperate, when I suddenly realise where I am, right next to one of the busiest motorways in the UK, the M6. I popped a stiffy at the thought and waited for a gap in the traffic to cast my family jewels out onto the tarmac. Thankfully years of voluntary work as a sous-chef in return for unlimited access to their pestle & mortar and rolling pins has made my scrot incredibly malleable and elastic, spreading it across the road was no trouble.
After my nutsack had taken a sufficient pounding from the late night trucker crowd I spotted some leakage, mainly from where the staples that were previously holding my boys together had come lose, I didn't think this was a big issue until an OAP-filled minibus aquaplaned across my scrotal discharge and crashed into the side of the motorway. I managed to scrape what was left of my goolies off of the road and get away before the air ambulance arrived, I'm just hoping they can't lift any DNA off of the tyres. I'm pretty sure the M6 is still choc-a-block because of it. I'm fucking wired.
Waiting for the bus to work lads
Want to play an early 2000's golf simulator for comfy relaxation
>>62291351
Don't live in a great neighbourhood so I'm not going to do that now at 5. I have realised though that I tend to view even 2pm as the day being over and I shouldn't.
Need to cuddle the bf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAkZT_4vL_Y
>>62291414
Poofter
>>62291220
You haven't accomplished anything because you have no goals.
You made it through school because your parents made you go to school.
After you came off the railroad and had to forge your own path, you didn't know what to do and have been stuck there ever since.
Breaking your routine is going to be the hardest thing you'll have to do. Perhaps a change of scenery would help.
See about moving out and getting your own place. Or sharing a place with someone you know and trust. And taking the steps you'll need to make that happen.
If you need help, don't be afraid to ask for it. Anything is better than thinking 'maybe some day' and never doing it.
Even little things like shopping. Ask your mum to go with you until you're comfortable doing it alone.
I know some degree of normalcy or pride in your life is a far away goal now, but once the wheel starts turning, you'll be too busy getting shit done to notice how fast you're moving.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTH71AAxXmM
like playing this to the stacy i fuck and making fun of her beta bf lads
Bus is late lads
Business idea: Sex, but instead of penetrating a woman's vagina, I penetrate a man's anus with the aid of a lubricant.
*drives over a speedbump*
feels like tallaght in here amirite haha
>posting a wall of text
Guaranteed way to make sure your post goes unwritten haha x
prostituting women is a difficult job
I havent slept yet, should I bother?
>>62291475
Used to be in the old days you'd put a ho under pimp arrest for wreckless eyeballing
>>62291454
I'm in
>bus is late
>driver decides to sit at a stop no one is getting on/off at for five minutes
ahh yes of course
I know how to save 4chan /b/ros
>>62291533
keep it to yourself fella
*slips a 20 in your lapel pocket*
there's a good lad
>>62291512
get a car you mug
>>62291539
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dl4P4wIYvm4
it's from this lad x
>>62291220
desu everything you've said is centred solely around your social issues. that's essentially the focal point of your problem. you aren't lazy or aimless, you're petrified of any sort of social expectation no matter how small and insignificant it actually is. there's some saying that says "dress like the person you want to be in 5 years". i don't know if you literally want to do that, but live like you have purpose before you find purpose. sleeping all day and staying awake all night is fucking awful - i've done it and i hated it. sort the small things out. the sleeping pattern for starters. then like you said, you can use pokemongo or whatever. just get out of the house. throw yourself in the deep end and really just try to experience things. pokemongo is apparently pretty social and everyones really nice so just go into the city or whatever and walk around and meet people (apparently every city's botantical gardens are good).
as dumb as this sounds, put that shit in your past behind you. it's done. stop living like you need to make up for it. it's over, it's not coming back so don't feel like you have to make up for it somehow and create anxiety for yourself when you can't.
we are blessed in this day and age to basically try as many careers and jobs as we want. this is a new thing; luxury for some and stress for others. if all else fails, join the army. the army is a brilliant way of hammering ambition and drive into people who can't find theirs. you get exposed to so many things in forms of trades, experiences and interactions that you will reach the end of your contract and have a good idea what you like and what you don't.
the army is obviously a long-term goal. sort yourself out first or you'll get cat 4'd for social issues. break your routine. fuck your routine. fake it til you make it m8, that's how everyone else does it.
>>62291533
destroy it and force the userbase to move somewhere else?
>>62291512
You are aware of "time stops" no?
>>62291562
I remember watching that on HBO a long time ago
Must've been 12 years ago at least
>>62291561
In a few paydays I probably will but I'm in a new job fresh out of uni and still in my overdraft currently
Poo won't come out
>>62291441
Thanks for your thoughts man, the first few lines are pretty much spot on. In my mind I'm still a boy next to my adult peers.
>>62291553
shit senpai that's 4gs in chicago
i hate chicago
I want to squeeze a girls bum I want to sck her tits smell her hair kiss her neck bite her lip
>>62291688
Don't let your dreams stay dreams
>>62291688
bit gay
What does it mean when the only porn a girl watches is solo vids of guys wanking?
I'm just sitting here, doing what I do
Smoking on a big fat zoot
báká désú sénpáí
>>62291688
It's not that great desu
>34°C
This shit should be illegal
Bit weird to think that some women have destroyed men's lives with a single accusation.
>>62291849
sounds comfy
I'm not going to make it through this summer, lads.
>>62291564
You're right about the social issues. The thing about the anxiety is it's almost entirely centred around the feelings of inadequacy, which manifests in even the smallest interactions like you've said. This is where the 'gap' in my past comes in to play, this gap has left me with inexperience (that I know can only be overcome by pushing my limits) but more significantly a heap of time where I don't really have anything to talk about. It's not that I don't want to put it behind me, but I find it hinders being able to connect with people in the present and there doesn't seem to be a socially acceptable way to 'explain' that to people. Upon reflection within the last couple of years I have gained some things to talk about and have had some experiences, but I can't shake feeling behind everyone else, which like I mentioned in the advice post has caused me to distance and avoid people.
Typing this out now though I think it's therapeutic. I'm recognising that the problem is mainly perpetuated by myself, and I do have the ability to overcome it. And yeah, fuck this routine I have. I definitely need to work on it. Dunno about the army.
Thanks for your thoughts man, appreciate it. This thread has done more for me than /adv/
day 2 of placement and losing will to live
refugees welcome
>>62291849
That's just normal
>>62291849
>cant go upstairs in my house incase i catch fire
ahh yes, the so-called "perfect weather"
>>62291813
It is pretty good desu. The feeling of the lips touching. The primal urges of sucking her tits. Squeezing her bum, your hands going everywhere. Asking each other where it feels good. When you finally get the kiss right anf the rythm. When her lip slowly overlaps yours vice verse. Touching her legs and her warm wet pussy. It can be one of the best things.
>>62292060
Hi I'm refugee
Every single day stress comes in every way
I ain't got no time for nobody
My style is rich, dope, fat in which;
we'll make a cake today that looks rich
who here woke up early and couldn't get back to sleep because of the heat
Anyone want to play footie in Putney?
Love when the captcha solves itself
munching a durrie on the veranda and drinking sweet tea while listening to smooth jazz
>>62292107
top lel
>>62292090
Yes but everyone here is autistic and won't have the emotional connection, and sex without emotion is pretty dead
If you really like them then yeah it'll be rockin
>>62292107
>stealing someone's food for no reason
prick behaviour
>>62292124
Haha sorry mate I've been ripping farts
*Prrrrrrrrt*
Ooh that makes 35 degrees haha
*Pbraaaaaart*
*Fthlthlthlthhhhhht*
>>62292124
>woke up early
how did you get to sleep in the first place
im suffering here
>>62292043
I'm 9 weeks into full time wageslavery lad. It doesn't get better.
>>62292124
I havent slept yet
>>62292188
it's 34 m8 no wokkas
*giggles*
>>62292144
>>62292151
just straight up stole a nigga's pizza lmao
>>62292195
>boy with 2 months experience advises boy with 2 days experience that it doesn't get any better
Comedy
>>62292204
>prison islander
do not respond to my posts here thank u
Lad who hides in the toilet at work here.
Hiding in the toilet before 09:00.
what do you lads think of the SUCC meme?
/tv/ is such a cringefest
>>62292241
2 months > 2 days. Literally indisputable. Do not even think about replying to one of my posts again, runt.
>>62292259
unfunny
cringey
>>62292124
I couldnt get to sleep until 4am and I woke up at 8am, feel like shite
Janitor just warned me for a post I made 9 hours ago
just stop coming in here does anyone actually want posts removed etc in here? How many of the posts you remove were actually reported? get a fucking life
>>62292284
Righto junior
Going for a swim at the seaside today lads. Water was actually warm yesterday!
>>62292253
Why are you hiding in the toilet?
>>62292314
Having a bad week anon?
New snickers commercial on TV, what did they mean by this?
>>62292314
you guys keep telling him to leave then that weirdo yank keeps coming in posting his bumhole
>>62292341
reddit: the webm
>>62292351
Well he can come in when we report the image
The only reason we come here is for gimmicks and banter and the janny bans us for it
fuck off to /b/ and ban nonces like you're paid to do
Some bender tried to tell me Judge Dredd isn't a British character.
Fuck off mate.
>>62292344
so many, many things
>>62292344
I could honestly wank to the image on the right
Chinese people are descended from aliens
Lads it is too hot, I think I'm going to die.
If I put sun screen on my window will it stop UV rays getting into my room?
Wearing jeans and a black T-shirt.
Properly going to die haha
is tomorrow going to be cooler lads
>>62292475
yes but it'll still be warm
>>62292475
thunderstorms tonight so yeah
>you can withdraw £5 from cash machines
when did that happen?
refugees welcome in norn ireland
she wants a man from brum
>haha its so hot xd
uck off reddit scum
Michelle Obama is a tranny
American gf required
Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
>>62292516
I'm sitting on a bus, it feels like a fucking oven
>>62292517
say that to my face
ahh it's mad
>>62292508
say there's a car fulla friends
and they're comin to the ends cos
>>62292508
its 30° but i dont even find that hot right now. wierd
Ah yes, very impressive
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36832909
>>62292520
She looks like my sister. Also, I've dated two American girls and both were annoying as fuck
Axe Afghan attacker had ISIS Flag in his room. Now not even the German libtards can deny that they have been importing Terrorists.
We predicted rapes; they happened
We predicted ISIS; it's there
Wonder if this is enough to wake up Germany.
- http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36832909
the smarter you are, the more you understand your own shortcomings and how you'll never be anything other than average
>>62292547
Reminder that Joan Rivers called Obama out for being a gay tranny lover and she was dead a few months later
>be chinky in taiwan
>bus crash
not very good meme but it's true
>>62292577
business idea: sell isis flags with radioactive tracers in them, then use a geiger counter to spot terrorists
>>62292563
>>62292577
you did it Reddit!
>>62292570
Jammy bastard
business idea: sell ISIS flags online then put the people who buy them on the terror watch list
>>62292588
There's nothing wrong with being average other than the ego taking a little hit when you realize it
Not everyone can be exceptional
>>62292570
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there are currently two thai women from tinder sleeping in the next room. netflixed and chilled but no fuck, they just fell asleep and asked me to drive them home at 7am. I just said o-okay and they are sleeping in my bed as I am typing this from the couch. now I know what being a cuck is like
going to the movies today
have to take the metro and under that weather i hope i won't die haha
>>62292619
i mean (((they))) obviously do this anyway
>>62292517
alright chris
>>62292496
They do it up North because sometimes that's all people have in their accounts
>>62292570
Speaks words of truth.
I dated an American girl once. She's a fucking psychopath.
>>62292606
Rasheed
>>62292570
>>62292681
all me
Bit of advice lads, most women will dump you and their reason for it will be "we're too different". It means that either she thinks you're a loser, or that she has already started seeing another guy. Women lie more than men and they have higher standards then men, so don't be too upset about it, they've been conditioned to be cunts.
>>62292681
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>>62292643
>Thai
>women
They're lady boys m8
This is top Green Party functionary Renate Künast. After the Würzburg attack she tweeted "Why was the attacker killed by police?????"
>>62292713
one is, I already know that. I met the ladyboy on tinder and her roommate wanted to come along. totally blue balled and drove half an hour away to pick them up. livid that I allowed myself to get this cucked
>>62292709
>tfw have been desensitised to the cuntishness of females ever since the girl I was going to propose to cheated on me and showed no remorse about it
>>62292776
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>>62292709
The one I was with straight up said she wasnt in love with me. Felt like Ralph
>Gosh Anon you're such a goy
>>62292577
>We predicted ISIS
Yeah. Thanks for constantly messing with the Middle East, America.
>>62292780
Don't worry runt, I'm sure some fat 3/10 single mother will settle for you eventually.
Then you'll have fun raising your wife's son.
>>62292577
>>62292729
Why do you come to /brit/ and literally parrot /pol/ threads?
>>62291226
>American """""banter""""""""
might go to sleep and wake up when it's cooler
>>62292822
>replying to a post over an hour old
Wops out
korean gf required
>>62292833
like November
>>62292819
I'm bored and /brit/ is slow rn
I won't do it again if you ask nicely
>>62292801
Baby I could be so Abrahamic for you
>>62292792
She wasn't in love with you because she thought you were a loser.
>>62292861
alri matthew
>>62292819
why do you come to /brit/ and complain like reddit?
>>62292876
Pretty please don't do it again, you massive twat
>>62292894
>calling out yanks is reddit
Fuck off you daft prick
ahh yes i have to take a shower if i plan to go out
very good
Got to say lads, putting water and ice in this vacuum flask water bottle thing I got on prime day has been an excellent idea
![iib_death_wellcome_collection_fullsize[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/hRMvUOL.png "iib_death_wellcome_collection_fullsize[1].png")
Communism is an ideology of peace.
>>62292861
Waheyy it's Matty!
I HAVENT SLEPT YET HAHAHA FELL LIKE THE JUST MAN LOOOOL HOT
>>62292916
it takes a will of steel to humiliate yourself like that
>>62292905
>Sorry sissy brit boy I only date Amerigods
>>62292930
None of those countries are actual communist countries though
Your point is invalid
>>62292949
You're a fucking idiot
good penis size
bit skinny maybe
>>62292729
>Green Party
>German
And you are surprised by cuckery?
>>62292981
pics please x
Bit warm out, good thing I restocked on rocket lollies the other day.
i'm a sissi negboi who needs to get all pozzed up
![220px-КПСС.svg[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/5IqlvDn.png "220px-КПСС.svg[1].png")
>>62292962
ah yes comrade, those countries were never communist, i forgot!
>>62292882
Probably. Its difficult to get one if youre neet
>>62292996
ahh yes, like the nazis were socialist
time to change my wet cloth lads
brb
Posting an slag
>>62292962
They were communist they just never took the step of abolishing the state apparatus because then all of sudden the people in power no longer are
having a ciggy x
>>62292729
Because he was trying to kill people with an axe and wouldn't surrender I imagine
>>62292930
>condom edicts
what?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQbwlh4Sb6U
>>62292996
they may have been communist by name, but they were never truly communist
having to change my pants every day now from this swamp ass
awful
>>62293034
Me too!
yesterday i had quite the ass sweat, but now I have literally nothing
its even warmer but i feel nothing
Realised I will never get a woman and have decided to live a life of solitude and mental enlightenment
Soy un perdedor
>>62292914
Hygiene is important
>>62293049
So which of these planks of the Communist Manifesto didn't the Soviet Union implement?
>>62293049
Ah yes, not REAL communism!
they say crack kills nigga my crack sells
>tfw someone writes a concept album about you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q92QibNpb0A
>>62293045
Pope says no condoms, so Africans give each other AIDS because they're incapable of not raping each other, maing those deaths the church's fault
>>62293091
enjoy your anime lad x
How brave!!!!
