Karen wakes u up at 4am in the morning wot do u do???????? Edition
>>62286748
shitpost on /brit/
i made this thread
my tongue is red
and now it's time
to go to bed!
>>62286748
>>62286834
mmmm karen.....
>conservative party
>doesn't conserve anything
>labour party
>doesn't perform labour
explain
gonna get fucked on benzos before my graduation so i can't feel the embarrassed
business idea: a house number captcha that never ends and only gets harder but you have to restart every time you fail so you never know if it's infinite or not
Why do the Irish hate this great man who introduced justice, liberty and prosperity to the English speaking people? Confounds me it does.
gf just did this on my willy
>>62286820
FUCK OFF DULLARD. By your logic the Republic of Ireland is a stupid name.
>Colloquially
REEEEE. I guess the use of the flag of Ulster is just colloquial, that the Ulster 3rd Wayers have a stupid name, that all of the institutions like the Royal Ulster Constabulary should have changed their names. FUCK OFF
>>62286905
Why would you feel embarrassment for graduating?
How easy would it be to remove a tooth?
It's a lower canine btw.
>democratic party
>not democratic
>republican party
>not part of a republic
explain
>>62286748
fuck her and laugh at all the britbongs
USA USA USA USA
>>62286908
>Removed the ban on Jews, allowing them back into England
Wh-what a h-hero!
>>62286945
>The Republic of Ireland is a stupid name
You mean that Republic? That is of Ireland? That one? I suppose "Republic of Ireland" is a really stupid name for a Republican that is of Ireland.
>I guess the use of the flag of Ulster is just colloquial
Huns don't use the flag of Ulster. They use a made up flag that was discontinued in 1973.
The Irish Nationalists use the flag of Ulster. Pic related.
>>62286900
>Civil with fair concerns on both sides ultimately resulting in a stalemate as they are polarised
is this before or after unionists burn tricolours all over the 6 counties then accidentally burn down their homes through retardation?
The Parliamentarians and The Commonwealth were absolutely based weren't they lads?
>Alone managed to surpass all other protagonists of the War of The Three Kingdoms
>Rekt Irish
>Spread English liberty
>Manage to also defeat continental superpowers like France, Netherlands, and Spain
>All within a few short years
>>62287010
>not letting in the master race
Silly goyim
>>62287010
>They use a made up flag that was discontinued in 1973
All flags are made up brah
*hits bong*
>>62287010
Jews pretty much funded the British Empire, la.
>>62286945
Here's Ulster, if it was partitioned as Ulster fully then there'd definitely be a Democratic majority to join with the Republic do you want the other counties temporarily?
>>62287047
>Trying to restart your shitposting because it failed so miserably in the last thread, but ensuring not to actually quote anyone for fear they embarrass you again
Cute.
>>62287020
haha le funny loyalist meems xD
why do republicans march like they need to take a wicked shit?
https://youtu.be/yD_-0SmaBBw?t=5
WHERES THE FUCKIN TOILETS IM BUSTING
*click*
nice
>>62287047
And then they gave it all up to put a Scotsman in power. Absolute mistake...
Why am I still awakeeeee
>>62287010
>>62287085
Eat shit and die pricks.
>>62287086
Don't know what you are talking about t b h. Also, eat shit and die.
>>62287113
Because you havent gone to sleep yet
>>62287047
fuck off republicuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXKIBYnM_9Q
absolute belter of a choon
>>62287090
>haha le funny loyalist meems xD
actually happened though you thick shit
https://youtu.be/UZM9Z0NbQwM?t=399
If this was loyalists instead of republicans you just know this would be over every sort of republican memes page
some double standard hi
>>62287130
I'm embarrassed for you.
>>62287090
It's clearly done for that sweet stomping.
Can you people stop arguing about Ireland so we can speak about the greatness of the fathers of English liberty for a minute please?
>>62286748
kidnap her and ask her rich parents a lot of money
>>62287150
I thought we already discussed the hypocrisy of tribalism in the last thread?
>>62287104
I know lad. The one mistake Cromwell did was make his son LP. Should have given the title to Fairfax t b h.
>>62287150
>some double standard hi
>hi
Fuck off Ballymena.
woo-ooo-ooo-ooo camouflage
things are never quite the way they seem
woo-ooo-ooo-ooo camouflage
i was awfully glad to see this big marine
>>62287180
If I remember correctly he didn't even nominate his son. He didn't even want to be Lord protector. His only mistake is not helping choose a worthy successor.
>>62287169
Aye we did it was a smashin post on your part
ah yes, the cool morning breeze
I shall savour it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXKIBYnM_9Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXKIBYnM_9Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXKIBYnM_9Q
>>62287180
fuck off cromwell autist
>>62287219
>Okay lads we just just won the bloodiest war in our history, united these fair isles under one holy union, got rid of tyrannical rules, and we're doing pretty good with victories against the continentals
>What should we do now
>Eh just go back to normal t b h
>>62287263
>>62287212
>>62287145
bizarro shilling for some shit music from the 80s
itchy arsehole
>>62287328
threadworm
>>62287325
low tier vietnam tune 2bh
high tier:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghllgDOV8uA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Urtiyp-G6jY
>>62287360
were australians involved in the vietnam war? please tell me no, i should have known this
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468891958306.webm
me showing the gf off down the pub
>>62287298
Monck ruined fucking everything and shouldn't have been trusted to begin with.
eating some Raw carrots lads
Sounds like a perfect way to end my life
toot >>> karen >>>> the rest
>>62287399
yeah m8 australia played a pretty sizeable combat role in it
Shitposting during work lads, and I get paid for it too.
>>62287399
Yes, and heavily too, they flew tanks and planes as well as tons of troops on the ground. they smashed the gooks up with artillery and had entire battles without US help
the ozzie SAS wrecked gooks in vietnam too. There was probably british SAS over there to help them but of course that's off the record as we weren't involved :^)
>>62287399
Ye lad. South Korea sent troops too because he wanted to combat Communism in Asia to prevent the strengthening of North Korea's position. Thailand sent some too but ive no idea why desu
>>62287471
Fuck off nerd
>>62287471
are you a scientist?
the demon dance from the neon demon soundtrack is a banger
>>62287462
>flew tanks
haha what am i like
>>62287471
rare niamh
>>62287471
identify these slags
>>62287463
i meant to say the South Korean dictator wanted to send troops
>>62287471
based
>>62287462
>ozzie
don't do this please
roundhead or cavalier?
>>62287471
suppose i knew all those girls really well and they invited me on the trip
what would happen if i just whipped my dick out when they were all looking at me behind the camera?
>You know it's a funny thing, every one of the bastards that are out for legalizing marijuana is Jewish. What the Christ is the matter with the Jews, Bob, what is the matter with them? I suppose it's because most of them are psychiatrists, you know, there's so many, all the greatest psychiatrists are Jewish.
based nixon
Love our Ozzies lads :)
>>62286905
They mispronounced my name at my graduation 2bh
>>62287471
Isn't this from a year or two ago
Did niamh delete her facebook
>>62287471
C I A R A
I
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R
A
>>62287533
*Parliamentarian
I'm not some tyrannical Catholic bender
>>62287463
>>62287462
>>62287453
thanks lads :) feel a bit silly for not knowing this haha, not like i study military history or anything >.>
dumb pirate frogposter
LITERALLY raining cats and dogs out there rn
*meo-THUNK*
Can't sleep because of heat but want to be up early to enjoy sunshine
Aroooo
can hear the runts squealing if youre real quiet
but what does "runt" means??
i think this is a bad ass
>>62287642
you
Need some business ideas to get rich
>Irish Yanks and mexicans
/brit/
>>62287665
vagina boobies
>>62287642
**what does "runt" mean
when you say does you take the s off the verb
what does tim play?
tim plays the flute
OR
tim does play the flute (to imply that you were suggesting he didn't)
>catholic world cups: 15
>proddy world cups: 5
why are we so based bros?
hahahaha the green letters
Why when you hear a Northern Irish voice in the Commons do you know it's going to be redpilled?
>>62287714
>we
Hang on you're not quite British mate calm down.
>>62287644
right is pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2NiwSb-4_U
what did he mean by this?
How redpilled is Theresa May?
the red pill
>>62287758
who's the kew-tea in the boots
Who went to a Jesuit school here?
>>62287788
the soccerette la
my mum and sister
Big storm lads, much excitement
>>62287798
they look fuckable haha
dumb pirate frogposter
>>62287834
oh shit
real caucasian hours
>>62287866
Just took 93yr Mum to vote, she's registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, "here come dat boi!" A cheer of "oh shit, waddup?" went up from waiting voters
>>62287866
ahahaha what happened
>have a comically huge erection right now
>cant wank because ill be having sex later on tonight
there is arguably nothing worse than this
>>62287952
FONT
>>62287952
>can't wank because i'll be having sex later on tonight
you know you're getting old when you can't wank before rather than HAVING to wank before or risk blowing ya load within 10 seconds
>>62287952
can you not cum multiple times in a day?
I can get at least three big cums out before returns start to diminish and numbness sets in.
>>62287972
how about instead of criticising you provide a solution?
thanks sweety
>>62287976
>>62287977
gf's pussy becomes too sore after 10 mins so i gotta make myself go FAST
>>62287952
low test
if dumb frogposters are able to fuck....then tell me why are you all virgins haha
>>62287976
i dont wank from wednesday to monday for this reason
>>62287985
how about you FONT
>>62287985
Fuck off normie shitter
hitler did NOTHING wrong
>>62288013
>>62288026
*groans* uhhhhhhhhh seriously boys?
>just watched a nice film about a dom/sub bdsm couple
>unbelievably cold and empty feeling looking at porn after
I shouldn't have done that...
>>62287714
really makes me think
protestants are just basically not people
Cromwell did NOTHING wrong
>>62287985
>>62288033
post pics of your gf's ass
>>62287714
prodestants judt work all day and sleep all night. The "prodestant work ethic" meme might make their countries rich but the people are miserable fuckers
*kills you*
>>62288077
also they smell of sour vagina
source: I lie in a country with poretsterands
*FOY*
>>62288112
moe?
my sister and mom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeUx5sdp3qM
*unsheaths Katana*
You're in my realm now, kid
bart
>>62288077
up early to finish off the marking for my y9 class. catholic school supremacy
>>62288151
where are you from in mexico autistic mexican
sex is best when you're on no fap
cranky brits WILL disagree with because it's 20+ degrees and they become hormonal little children there abouts
wow he is making me bullyng :(
>>62288187
short but sweet seems an appropriate term
>>62288187
and fapping is best when you're getting regular sex
why did god make world like this
>>62288100
is that you caralad?
>dad made my sandwiches for work
>literally put like 100g of cheese in ONE fucking sandwich
uuuuuuummmmmmmmmm cheesy?
Eat your pea professor!
can't be bothered with this living shit, feel a bit like dying desu
NEED a painless death
the powerful girls
>the satisfying 'thunk' sound from the head of the sledge hammer meeting the head of the Mexican poster
name a better feel
>>62288261
jump into the crocodile enclosure in the zoo
>>62288248
no sinead, in fact I do not know who is a caralad
can a caralad upload memes like these?
(specifically selected meme for irish 4chan users)
>>62288271
las chicas poderosas? fuck me spanish is terrible for titles
>>62288284
I don't understand why he doesnt reply directly to people but it annoys me for some reason
In love with Fedora 24, lads
>inb5 Gentoo
>>62288310
It's supposed to do that you daft sort
How do I get a qt british bf like pic related?
>>62288310
there's only one way to fix brains that are faulted to such a degree
*taps sledgehammer*
>>62288308
>las chicas poderosas
yes that is correct
>>62288302
caralad is a dutch poster who replied with pictures of cara delevine as the first post to nearly every /brit/ thread for about a year
havent seen him in a while though
the gf
>>62288332
You're a disgrace you fucking faggot
>>62288367
>>62288332
lads
yank fight
>>62288351
is that a lip or her teeth
>>62288347
just kidding I am claralad, back by popular demand
post your gf's tits plz
>>62288288
>tfw no zoo
>>62288347
>nearly every thread
no it wasn't
I'd give it a solid 30% tops
>>62288383
>>62288347
>distance growing between the caralad poster and his potatofriend
sad desu :( be friends again
the old gf
>>62288412
/brit/ historian debate ongoing
Watching Broad City lads
>>62288412
every nightshift thread
>>62288416
im not the this 2bh lad but i just noticed he wasnt posting much
>>62288383
good to see you friend, are you still NEETing it up?
>>62288507
1,2
BASED 1 WHAT IS HER NAME
New Tinder match just came in
What do you lads think?
NORMALITIES ARRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo..........
>>62288525
>yfw the dog is the good looking one in the relationship
>>62288525
do you live in a regional town or something
>>62288525
She's a Yank so avoid
una normelas................
>>62288525
>american women
heh no thanks
what do you do if someone hits on your gf lads
>>62288578
Thanks for contributing something original to the conversation mate :)
>>62288590
take him outside and suck him off so he has no drive for your gf anymore
>>62288590
tell them to fuck off like Paul Newman would
i base my decisions on what movie characters would do and it works
>>62288590
back down like a beta
have no gf anymore though
wonder if they're related
>>62288617
2, 1
>>62288617
you can almost see the inbreeding
>>62288590
dead eyed stare then a snap hook if he doesnt back off
literally any non threatening or violent action literally makes you a beta cuckold
>>62288617
2,1
>>62288590
hit them back
NEED to impregnate ivanka trump
>>62288590
you're the gf now
lads what do you do when another guy eats your gluten free products
>>62288750
suck the shit from his anus
>>62288590
tell him to fuck off
if he does anything but fuck off ill break his nose
>>62288750
Hit on his gf
do you guys have gf's?
>>62288766
please submit yourself to the nearest mosque
Allah will help you
>>62288793
Why do OZZIES love mosques so much asking for a friend
when did americans get so cucked?
i was expecting atleast 1 assassination attempt on Obama but it never happened
>>62288788
this isn't a teen chatroom
this is a Hot Handsome Politically Inclined Men discussion page
please leave immediately
HMM
>>62288617
vintage gimmick
>>62288838
fuck off
>>62288844
Then why are you here??
>>62288844
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY52Zsg-KVI
Poo.
Really makes you stink.
Why does janny keep handing out temp bans for shitposting? What else do you think this general is for? do you think we are discussing british culture 24/7 100 threads a day? I don't come here to talk about or read posts about the queen you ponce. and the bans are entirely random too you just see some shit deleted while some slagposting stays up. bugger off and leave brit alone
San Felipe del Morro Castle
It's actually more of a fortress
and white nationalist fags or civic nationalists think russia is on their side hahahahaha
http://www.unesco.org/new/en/media-services/single-view/news/migration_an_opportunity_not_a_threat_to_sustainable_develo/#.V42xqfnhCM8
have to say aussies are my fave /brit/ posters
>>62288788
I do
aussies are boring though
>>62288913
civic nationalists are a meme
>>62288914
I think Brits are the best /brit/ posters but hey ho.
>>62288892
enjoy floating face down in the Thames when my men get their hands on you
>>62288902
Janny's are ALWAYS just a misguided teen tasting authority for the first time
>>62288957
>my men
You don't have the slightest bit of influence in England lad don't even joke about.
>>62288929
please tend to my donkeys immediately
I'm a girl
>>62288902
janny is incomprehensible to our simple minds
best not to worry yourself about him
*pats you on head*
run along now
>>62288936
well, by civic nationalists i was refering to opportunist parties like UKIP or FN
>>62288543
Yes I live in a small town
>>62288978
>his father doesn't have huge business interests in Aldersgate
worms like you don't deserve your fingers
>>62288980
colombians have sex with donkeys hahahahha
>>62289019
What are you saying about my wormy fingers cunt?
>Mexicans groom their prettiest donkeys to whore out to Colombians
poor Mexicans :^(
>>62289038
nothing, enjoy them while they last.
>>62289050
working class girls are bare grim
>>62288996
*marries you*
>>62289039
Mexicans have donkey shows for white tourists in TJ
>>62289022
I thought the Mexicans were the ones who had sex with donkeys while eating burritos with donkey meat.
I'd kill you quick as I'd look at ya
>>62288332
Anyone?
ia tu sabeh papi soy puelto liqueño
>>62289071
that explains how >>62289022 was born
he is trying to shitpost haha and fails
>>62289177
nice try donkey-boy
>We need to build a wall on our southern border and kick all the damn beaners out
what did he mean by this?
hahahaha LOL
>>62286834
why is she such a retarded and shitty character?
she ruined the whole damn show
>>62289231
the donkey fucker is posting here
gonna go out looking for pokemon, hope there are no normans skulking about
my boot will be having a wee word with jannys knackers if he pulls another stunt
>>62289361
nerd
> wipe my bot bot a thousand times
> poo mark still appears on the toilet paper
dumb frogposter
Need a weeb gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WavnA9cte5I
>>62289393
Don't you nerds use bidets?
how does this make you feel?
>she tries to make me jealous enough to talk to her by uploading random snaps of other guys
>I dont care
>>62289528
ive been in 12 countries and only seen a bidet in my uncle's house in dublin
>>62289571
good lad
>>62289582
just another example of the faggot pale
going to build a wall to keep out all the mosquitoes from my room
>>62289599
dunno if he even used it tb h
do americans think all yuros use bidets? theyre a rich people thing. even in turkey and egypt i didnt see any