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乙
I wanna see a cute girl walk around with her butt bare.
>>62040070
gross.
>>62039916
いや、さすがにノーパンは無理っすね
>>62040123
What's so gross?
>>62039916
otsu
'ポケモンGO'北朝鮮でプレー可能!
韓国サービス不可地域だが、北朝鮮の可能な地域
国内に発売されていない拡張現実(AR)モバイルゲーム'ポケモンコ(Go)'が江原道束草(ソクチョ)で可能な理由はゲーム開発会社が画定したサービス可能地域に北朝鮮が存在しているためだという。
'ポケモンGO'は、位置情報(GPS)を基盤にゲーム区域を設定しているのに、我が国のほとんどの地域がサービス不可地域に該当したが、束草(ソクチョ)は、サービス可能地域の北朝鮮に分類されているという分析だ。
僕の国でプレーするためには銃迎えることを覚悟して越北しなければならないww
>>62040370
A E S T H E T I C
>>62040370
今こそ脱北のチャンスだ
>>62040473
脱北じゃなくて脱南だった
>http://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/13/technology/where-pokemon-should-not-go.html?smid=fb-nytimes&smtyp=cur
"The digital creatures, which appear overlaid on the real world as part of the hit smartphone game Pokémon Go, have been reported at the former concentration camp Auschwitz in Poland, the United States Holocaust Memorial Museum in Washington D.C. and the National September 11 Memorial in New York, provoking frustrated responses from the representatives of some of the sites."
>>62040370
are you still mad at me for saying "korean size"?
I'm sorry
今日は野球の為にアニメの放送時間が繰り下がった
>>62040370
お前も大変やな
>>62040434
こらっ
>>62040473
北に脱出
支援せねば
そろそろ寝るべ
Every Anon
Good Night
Im so-called Pantsuya
See You
Are there any more in-depth Japanese political party matching quiz sites (other than http://nihonseiji.com/) ?
I got LDP and Nippon no Kokoro. Looking for something with more than 20 basic-ass questions though.
>>62040712
>http://nihonseiji.com/
why LDP or Nippon no Kokoro?
tell me
>>62040812
That's just the result that I got. Mainly because I support revising the constitution and continuing nuclear power. Unfortunately they're both so pro-US.
>tfw there are no parties who advocate and independent military + weakening the relationship with the US.
>>62040712
http://www.jcp.or.jp/english/
welcome to JCP
>>62040898
>http://www.jcp.or.jp/english/
Lol no thanks. I'm a member of Nippon Kaigi.
そんなことどうでもいいわ
天皇陛下が生前退位の可能性ってこれマジ?
Japan's Emperor Akihito has expressed his desire to abdicate in the next few years.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-36784045
>>62041111
とっくに前スレで話題になってたからもういいよ
>>62040887
>rivising the constitution
>continuing nuke power
what do you think of Japan's future?
>>62040887
Unfortunately, JCP is the only one influential political party, which declares military independence of Japan.
Do you know that?
It is not a joke.
>>62041207
lol
watch >>62041281
>>62041207
I think it's dismal unless some serious action is taken. I mean the debt to GDP is ridiculous, and the pension is a powder-keg ready to blow.
My ideal Japan:
>independent military
>say no to the US once in a while
>bolster military 100-fold
>shut down US bases
>retake Machukwo (but stop expanding there)
>secure borders, be militarily isolationist + economically free trade
>>62041111
>His passion is marine biology and he is an expert on the goby fish.
qt
>>62041111
今更かよ宮内庁が否定したりでよく分からない状態になってきた。
まあ本人は譲りたいのだろうけれど立場上言えないから、議論にする為に内部の誰かが言ったのかなという気がしてる。
>>62041281
>influential
kek.
Don't you guys also wanna overthrow the emperor?
I had like fifty JCP members swamp me in Amagasaki with petitions against revising the constitution. How exactly will the declare independence, without revising the constitution?
>>62041372
GDPの何パーセントくらいが軍事費として適切だと思う?
なにいってだこいつら
>>62041372
why does japan need manchukuo?
>>62041372
>retake 満州国
nice joke desu.
how can you claim Manchukuo ought to belong to Japan?
historically thinking, the northeast of China has nothing to do with our country.
why didn't you mention our Emperor?
you know, his imperial majesty is liberaldemocratic.
your ideal is totally against emperor's thinking
>>62041633
Precious precious resources + revitalized national spirit which will reinvigorate the birth rate. (Also I know this is utterly impossible, but a boy can dream.)
>>62041517
8-10% to begin with, 4-6% after it's rebuilt.
Sorry for not replying in Japanese I'm a piece of shit Australian who hasn't learned the language yet.
Random question, so there's a theme park in my town that specifically hires foreigners for the summer because its cheaper labor. They even provide housing, utilities, etc. They fly here at the beginning on the season and fly them back at the end. Are there any businesses that do something similar in Japan?
>>62041441
これに関しては我々が陛下のお気持ちを尊重仕るべきだよね
石原慎太郎は、「俺も老体に鞭打って頑張ってるんだから、陛下にはこれからも天皇で居続けてほしい」とかほざきやがった
さんざん皇室を政治利用しておきながら、いうことがそれかよ。怒り心頭だわ。万死に値する
>>62041494
The JCP aims at the socialism under the Emperor system of Japan.
The economy must be different from politics, they say.
Japanese Communists are quite complete liars.
They objected to the nuclear monopoly by USA & USSR incidentally in old days.
you know
that's not a joke.
bye
>>62041524
英語のわからない俺が翻訳すると明日は蒸し暑くなるらしい
>>62040520
>swipe up to pay respects
>>62041905
なんでint/にいるんだよ
英語わからなくてもイタリア語わかりますみたいなオチなら面白いが
>>62041858
>the socialism under the Emperor system of Japan.
you mean "皇道派"?
do you wanna be Kimimaro Konoye?
omg
>>62041494
hi いく
>>62041912
I will atract all the pokemon in Auschiwtz
>>62041720
What's good for Japan is what's good for the Emperor, even if he doesn't agree with the action taken.
Ni Ni Roku Jiken was the proudest moment in Japanese history.
>>62040520
probably a bunch of ghost types
>>62041973
荒らすために決まってるだろ。英語なんて分からなくても気合があれば何とかなる。あと日本語なら怪しいけれど少しは分かるぞ
>>62042108
the only pokemons you will find at auschwitz will be koffings
>>62041524
>>62041905
さて、私のレスはどれでせう?
>>62041973
と、ネトウヨ君に言われたら、そいつ落ち込むと思う
>>62042030
日本政治の基本すら知らないのね
日本共産党という馬鹿政党は、アメリカからの「独立」を目指して「軍事闘争」までしたの
暴力革命の方針を堅持する日本共産党(警察庁)
https://www.npa.go.jp/archive/keibi/syouten/syouten269/sec02/sec02_01.htm
>>62042303
頑張れば頑張れる
為せば成るつうことやね
寝るわ
>>62042303
ここじゃなく日本の翻訳サイトでホルホルしていてくれ
正直君程度じゃ物足りない
>>62042347
Good I don't have it yet.
not matter what you want in life
everything is already fucked
the world elite wants a world with only 500 million population
this means aorund 6 billion humans must be erased
soon a nuclear device will explode on israel , this event will start the WWIII
a nuclear war with the main objetive of decrease the population
the elite already have comfy underground bunkers
>>62042563
add me on wechat
>>62042347
Any pokemans on this monument?
The name of it really doesn't pull any punches, does it?
>>62042563
>>62042120
do you pretend to being Japanese?
your post is somehow weird
>the proudest moment 2.26
are you a communist?
you shouldn't think great deal of 皇道派
chinks really are the worst.
My landlord just tried to scam me, and it's now close to 2:00am and the chinks in the room next to me are yelling and screaming. I can't sleep and have to work tomorrow.
Go to Japan. Do not come to china. If u cant go to Japan, go to Korea or Taiwan.
>>62042696
Nope, but since I'm living in Japan I decided to educate myself on Japanese history and politics. I came to my conclusion based on what I think is best for Japan. As I live here, what's best for Japan is what's best for me.
>>62042796
what happened ?
where in china are you?
>>62040712
Got おおさか維新の会 (20.1%, not telling you the second place).
Who are these guys?
>>62042836
add me on wechat estupido
>>62042867
AFAIK they're a local-government oriented party. The product of a split like most Japanese small parties.
>>62042796
chinks are notorious for screaming loudly in midnight here too
>>62043028
Where?
>>62043028
my japanese neighbours fuck loudly from 11pm to 1am every night. bosozoku keep me awake from midnight-4:00 am on saturdays. glass houses.
>>62043097
do they not have manners?
>>62043078
Japan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u-kGYCA3Zg
Japan is shit.
>>62043097
>my japanese neighbours fuck loudly from 11pm to 1am every night
That's a long session of fucking.
>>62042992
But doesn't japan already have quite strong local governments?Prefectures and even cities can change laws, invite immigrants, set their own rulings and standards and such.
Is this party just Osaka wanting to say "Fuck off, Tokyo"?
>>62043137
Where?
>>62043186
dude seems a bit cucked, i imagine at least half of it is cunnilingus.
>>62043097
wonderful, the next time i saw the man i would give him an acknowledging smirk or nod and maybe ask him to quiet it down a little
>>62043186
make vocaroo like me
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rg798HOX7r
>>62040344
this dude has some aesthetics
>>62043155
>>62043191
>Osaka wanting to say "Fuck off, Tokyo"?
Basically everything Osaka ever does.
>>62043249
call the police on them
>>62043262
Why did you vote for Abe, retard?
Abenomics dont work.
Japan is fucked
>>62043262
>言いたいこと言えないけどここにいるよ
>泣きたくて笑えないホントの自分
まさにこの状況
>>62043186
Is that an apartment? It's so bad. I don't want to live in an noisy house like that.
>>62040370
>Pokemon GO in North Korea
>they don't even have mobile phones
>>62042796
So I guess I shouldn't learn mandarin after japanese
>>62043097
but your neighbor room is vacant
>>62043249
I was expecting a loud REEEE
>>62043283
I wonder why my political orientation is close to theirs...
Still, in the bottom in recommended candidates to vote for I got two LDP and one Kokoro
>>62043416
instead, they have smile of dear leader kim
>>62043464
愛女者非日本人, 日本人愛男.
>>62043516
you're secretly wanting to change politics of Osaka... I feel you
>>62043464
well that's creepy
>>62043521
he is smiling while his people are fucking starving
>>62043155
What's with Manboo and depressing stories?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtdupS0gRt0
>>62043655
he keeps smiling because even if he makes his people starve, western nations and japan will send food and money to them.
>>62043794
then we are either really stupid or he is a 悪のジーニアス (maybe I made a mistake, sorry!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIq-ApPC8Nk
>>62043155
In Japan, Customers are thought as gods. employees get stressed out. Boss are not kind. there are no place to rest. They become clinically depressed.
>>62043155
>that good feel when I never needed to work a single day of my life
アノンたちは中国語がわかりますか?
>>62044402
i thought you travel to asia and have to keep track of your mom's importing exporting business, and go on business and dinner meetings with chinks that lie to your face and scam you
>>62043667
you moved back to the phillipines?
that's why you weren't here for so long, I see.
there was a different pinoy who made fun of you and said he wanted to beat you up
彼女の関係でちょっと困ったことがあるんだ。この前、エッチの話で彼女に「何かされたいことがあるの?」を聞いたら「やりながら赤ちゃん言葉で話しかけられたいんだ」って言われた。エッチっぽい赤ちゃん言葉なんて、一体どんなことだろう?なんとなく日本語が喋れるが、さすがに赤ちゃん言葉を知らないんだ。
ついでに、彼女があまり英語が分からない日本人で、エッチをやるときは必ず日本語だから英語もうNGだ。
Do you guys remember the first Japanese friend you made online? What were they like?
>>62044659
his name was takahiro. he was very nice but one day he said he met a girl and wants to marry her. then he stopped responding to my messages
>>62044649
Use a suffix ~でちゅね
>>62044659
My first Japanese online friend was a girl who was studying Chinese and who hated all things Japanese, she eventually started to hate me too for liking Japan
>>62044440
>work for mom
>real work
>>62044859
xddddddd
>>62044820
What's your relationship with her like now?
>>62044947
Haven't talked to her in years
>>62044777
Thanks. Shit tripped me out because we've been dating for over a year and she's always been to shy to tell me any fetishes or anything and she hits me with some shit that I wasn't prepared for.
>>62044496
I think you've mistaken me for my other countrymen. I just pop in here to make a few comments and reminisce about my recent vacation in Japan.
>>62044659
I made friends with a Japanese girl online, I think she was 18-20 years old. I met her on japan guide.
We talked for months, until one day we decided to exchange pictures. She immediately stopped talking to me after she saw my picture.
True story.
>>62045042
lel of course. you don't have to pretend to be a different person just because we all know how you look now
I didn't even save your picture so don't worry.
>>62044977
If you neglect the garden of friendship, weeds will grow and strangle all the pretty flowers, Mayuyu.
>>62045173
>>62045358
so about selling me your cousin's used panties..
>>62045477
>buying filipino panties
>>62045518
>>62045477
>>62044739
>his name was takahiro.
>>62045618
did you know that women from the Philippines have the smallest boobs in the world?
>>62045166
You must be an Asian, right?
妹紅の画像ください
>>62046337
does your sister want a german bf?
>>62046615
what's wrong? i liked you better when you were in Canada
>>62046700
I liked you better with my cock down your throat now shut up and keep gagging bitch
>>62046823
can you get me a girl when I go to the philippines?
do the girls there have single eyelids?
>>62046983
I said shut up and keep gagging, and fucking play with the balls you fucking cunt.
Do you believe Emperor is divine ironically or as a serious?
>>62047096
stop pls and answer my questions
do they have single eyelids?
Business idea: Japan provides comfort gfs to everyone else as reparation for comfort women and other war crimes
>>62045734
takahiro is truly a legend, even better than Peru. Too bad he doesnt post anymore
>NEET hikki
>bakes pastries and sells them online
>gets welfare from Jap government
>cheats Jap government
>is into loli
>lives in Osaka
>>62047129
天皇陛下万歳!
*爆発する*
>>62047267
he's married to his fat zainichi gf now
>we live in a world where Japan didn't exterminate Chinese chink subhumans
Takahiro come back, we miss you.
>>62047267
>>62047357
his gf is 9/10 white
>>62047301
なあ、それ面白いと思って言ってんのか、お前?
>>62047481
you love that pic don't you?
>>62047267
Excuse me, who is he?
I had sex with a Japanese girl today.
>>62047267
He lives in Hachioji
>>62047692
rape her?
>>62047818
It was consensual, sadly.
>>62047665
a retarded Japanese child molester and police man who used to come here
>>62047942
>It was consensual, sadly.
All rapists say the same.
>>62048062
Doesn't matter. Had sex.
>>62048147
was she a prostitute?
>>62047665
Warrior. Poet. Lover. Friend of the downtrodden. Bane of oppressors. Baker too.
A man too good for this world.
>>62048495
I wish I never knew him, losing him hurts too much...
TAKAHIRO
a
k
a
H
E
R
O
I don't know if I can go to korea
it's the only thing I enjoy and I've been looking forward to it for so long but I'm old and fat now
last time I was 18 and in good shape but my mind wasn't ready. last year it was, but now, maybe because of 4chan, it's not anymore
how can I love someone if I can't even love myself?
in 60 years I'm dead and it won't matter anymore. pls hold me my friends
>>62049795
>19
>old
ffs
>>62049795
Or maybe you mean that last year your mind was ready...?
Then what happened when you were 18...
Ah fuck it, time for bed.
なんてクソ進行だ
What a shit thread
>>62050193
Sleep tight.
Amai yume.
>>62050298
do you want to skype? I need a friend now
>>62050298
なぜ言う?
>>62050298
なぜなら馬鹿外人だらけがいる?
>>62050785
スレずっと読んだけど変なやつばっかり……
あとなんでドイツ人はフィリピン人にケンカ売ってたの
>>62043155
Anyone else ever watch these interviews and imagine the awkwardness of being told to look depressed for effect that they randomly cut to.
>>62050955
それは4ちゃんの性質けど
実は他のスレと比べれば日本のスレがいつも超静かだと思いますけど
>>62050066
Hi, gramma, please bake me a coockie
花火がうるせぇ
>>62051452
>フランス
>花火
何を祝っている?
>>62051533
7/14じゃないの
>>62051533
これ
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E3%83%91%E3%83%AA%E7%A5%AD
>>62051597
西洋でまだ7/13だけど、ちょっとおかしいじゃん?
/polska/スレを見た、ポーランド語ばかりだった
/deutsch/スレを見た、ドイツ語ばかりだった
日本語スレに来た、英語ばかりだった
>>62051648
いや、毎年、7月13日の晩に花火がある
i really want to know how you all look
>>62051705
そんなスレでどんな時でも25人以上がいる
それで国語が話せない奴に出ていくまで軽視する
日本語スレで本物の日本人が10人以下がいるやいつも日本語できない奴に優しいからここで日本語の投稿がほとんどない
残念ながらもっと差別しなきゃ
>>62051705
そういったスレはほぼ母語話者しかいないから
あれに比べてここには外国旗が圧倒的に多くて、その分日本が好まれるというわけだしむしろいいことじゃないの
>>62051761
なるほど
その時期にフランス行きたい
>>62051705
深夜にもかかわらず日本語ばかりだった場合、それはそれで問題がある
>>62051984
>残念ながらもっと差別しなきゃ
日本人の性質を考慮すると、それは無理desu
>>62052023
明日の軍事パレートは日本人に面白いかもしれない
朝だ仕事行こう
>>62052179
いってらっしゃい
let's make a pact together
We will all come back to /in/ in exactly 20 years and tell each other about our lifes
some of us may be dead by then, some may live in Japan, some may have married a korean football player
it would be so great to hear your stories
>>62052110
>日本人
>外人に対して差別が無理です
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>62051705
そのうちスウェーデン語だけになるよ
>>62052309
正直いえば外人観察番組とか見るとすぐに思い浮かぶ言葉は、偏見の塊や井の中の蛙です。ごめん
それに我々もクソ移民をこう差別すればよいのだという場合も多い笑
>>62051705
でもほぼ全員英語喋れて自由に切り替えできるらしい
>>62051984
でもこのスレの日本語能力者のパワーインフレが凄まじいから、君くらいの日本語力だとすぐ置いて行かれるぞ
>>62052466
スウェーデン語が超醜い
むしろポルトガル語だけになった方がいいよ
あとキリスト教に転向しなさい
>>62052309
>>62052512
いつも僕ら人間を楽しませてくれてありがとうございます、動物園の檻の中のゴリラさんたち
>>62052597
>あとキリスト教に転向しなさい
Go home Xavier
>>62052623
>>62052512
インタビューされてる外国人が気の毒に思う
>tfw wish I went to Japan instead of China
>even if Japs hate gaijin and Japanese girls are harder, at least they are 1000x more pleasant than chinks
>>62052931
I don't hate foreigner
But I hate fatty
>>62052931
enjoy my hell
at least you are white
>>62052597
光あれ
>>62052931
You can't even use google in China what did you expect?
>>62051761
今気づいたが、そっちは今PM11:00ぐらいだろ
そんな時間でも花火打ち上げているのか
>>62053123
今日は特別だからね
独立記念日おめでとう
>>62052992
How do you feel about people who used to be fat
仕事いきたくねえええええええええ
>>62053306
なら自殺しろよ
>>62053218
アメリカじゃないんだぞ
フランスが何から独立したって言うんだよ
>>62053187
小さい子供が寝れないんじゃないかと思って
と考えたけど、そうか翌日は休日なのか
なるほどねー
>>62053298
They are ok
Are some japanese fat?
La Marseillaise
https://youtu.be/QXXstOweChc
>At this point, the Bastille was nearly empty of prisoners, housing only seven old men annoyed by all the disturbance:[4] four forgers, two "lunatics" and one "deviant" aristocrat, the Comte de Solages (the Marquis de Sade had been transferred out ten days earlier).
>Bastille Day
>>62053524
Best day
>>62053357
自殺したことないからお手本見せて
おはよう、Betaの諸君
私は電車の中
夏服のJKがいっぱい
ええ薫りやぁ
>>62053553
vive la France!!!
>>62053657
あ?
そうかまだ夏休み入ってないか
>>62053548
it's more a symbol
>>62053657
Good morning gozaimasu, nihonjin.
Good luck today.
>>62053657
写真?
>>62053657
>私は電車の中
この汽車と同じですか?
>>62053357
お前それしか言わないよな
もっと日本語勉強しろよ
>>62053553
あんなパレードってテロの目標になりやすそうな気がする。
IS対策は万全だろうな?
>>62054004
了解しました
今日はもう遅いので寝ます、明日から本気に日本語を勉強する
おやすなぞい
>>62053438
邪悪なドイツだろ
>>62054061
どこでも軍事があります
>>62054089
独立………?
>>62054064
無駄だと思うけど頑張れ
お前の実力じゃ、ここの人と話せても普通の会話は出来ないよ
>>62054235
どしたの
>>62054234
フランス占領されてたし、ある意味正しいよね
>>62054299
解放記念日とかじゃなくて?
バスチーユ監獄を襲撃して
サッカー場で誓いを立てた。
欧州一のサッカー王国になる
>>62054299
解放記念日は8月だった
今日は革命記念日だからドイツからの解放を今日祝うのはおかしんじゃない
>>62054386
>>62054456
そうでした
パンがないなら
>>62053929
お前は完全にペドだな
>>62053047
What happened?
You were so excited and admired Chine.
>>62053903
電車の中でJKを撮ると
へたすりゃ失職
>>62053929
通勤ようのただの箱
>>62053824
夏休みはゆっくり座れる
>好き画家をPixivメッセージする
>絵が好きくらいと申し上げる
>彼は感謝がる
>他事は言いたい
>話をとまれ
P L E A S E
france just pure shit
they abused several countries
they dont have honor and dont deserve any admiration
>>62053842
Thanks
But it will be so hot today
>>62055365
t. Spanish colony. I wish they had completely removed the filthy abos, that way you wouldn't have been here complaining, shitstain.
>>62055576
fuck off frog
>>62054707
パンツを貼ろう
>>62055049
you too
>>62055680
>>62055511
It'll be daijobu as long as you drink enough water.
Winter will be here lickety-split, and we can all go back to being comfy again.
>>62053657
そんな女の子は可愛いな。。。
彼女のお尻は激しい当たりたい
>>62055975
可愛い二次美少女を犯さないでください
>>62056118
美少女の胸を触らせてくださいいいいいいい
ここはボボの多いスレッドですね
so are there two Canadians in this thread right now?
素敵なダジャレを思い付いた
Bakla Obama
>>62056386
there's a real lack of canadians here yeah
