a french cousin of mine just told me that he has 41 days of vacation per year and I'm stuck with only 24
why living ;___:
366
60 days
>Europeans take vacations
>be american
>break leg
>sell house to afford treatment
'''''''''''''''''''''''''''1st''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' world country lmao
>>57380425
kek,
trigger muricans in 3, 2,1...
>>57380490
HELLO EVERYBODY!
>>57380425
Why do we do this? Why do we push Americans around? Most of their bitter and somewhat clumsy (or deemed "stupid") responses and "banter" or outright insults are simply a defence mechanism against European harassing
When will we stop harassing Americans and give them a chance?
I HATE SPICS
>>57380352
CHI
>>57380352
t. Fernando Martinez
Why?
This is a vocaroo thread. In this thread, we read, sing, play instruments, try to speak languages we had no idea even existed, make fun of each other's ridiculous accents and so on. We also bully people until they leave crying.
Invited : traps
>Obligatory english for the day
“Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the United States. There's never been a Secretary of State so bad as Hillary. The world blew up around us. We lost everything, including all relationships. There wasn't...
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I'll bump.
>>57380150
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QlPQHSwAlS
rousing
>>57383298
Wow, I had no idea how bad things really were. This really made me think. Thanks Nigel.
"United states of [continent]" is NOT a valid name for this country. "America" is also invalid, since America is a continent.
Compare this to Germany:
By this logic, my country's name would be "United states of west/central Europe", since we also consist of several states, like this unnamed country here does. But we still have our own name. So why does this poor country here not have its own name?
perfectly valid, it means that they are united states in a certain continent, enough shitposting hans.
>-t. bavarian federal republican
>>57379477
Mongrelia
- the land of the Mongrels
>Be British woman
>drown because too stupid to realize that going swimming at 3 AM after drinking is a bad idea
>parents complain that it's the Spanish government's fault for not putting up warnings on the beach
Are Brits even capable of reasoning and logic, or are they just overgrown babies?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3522886/Two-British-mothers-drowned-holiday-Costa-Brava-one-tried-save-15ft-waves-went-swim-way-home-nightclub.html
>>57379288
>Are Brits even capable of reasoning and logic, or are they just overgrown babies?
this made my day.
Brits are retarded people and all of them deserve to die desu. Also, the look 40 something.
>>57379288
amateur
>walking with your daughter down the aisle in the frozen section of the grocery store
>"Daddy! Daddy! I want this one!"
What you gonna do?
Tell her she has shit taste in mousse
>>57379257
tie her up at the cashiers belt and impregnate her in front of everyone
>>57379257
I say: Girl that thing right there is a male negrid. Stay away from it.
why are Italian women so perfect?
not all Corsicans are ethnic Corsicans (Italians), she's most likely French
1st for okayish russian videogames
>>57379359
Most of Corsicans are pure Corsicans, and she looks more Italian, stop playing the wannabe Aryan Giuseppe!
Average Bulgarian poster on /int/
Thoughts?
>>57378990
bet he just wanked to bes girl
>>57379067
what did you mean by that....
>>57378990
If it's piss, gross. If it's precum then who cares, it's normal
>Raising your hand is now haram in the UK
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/04/03/student-accused-of-violating-university-safe-space-by-raising-he/
>>57378976
Don't get banned
bin that hand.
>>57378976
Fucking wish this was law in the US
I would never be expected to participate in class again.
COMMENT RUQUIER RETIRE SA CAPOTE ?
EN PETANT :)
ta gueule tu bide tu pue
omg french is not funny, i hate french
You should go to jewcity
What would happen if Australia started militarising and went full imperialism in its local vicinity?
>>57377827
they'd get embargoed by everyone else, and they'd starve/die of thirst.
>>57377827
what would they do? shoot the water if it doesn't behave?
'oh no bumfuck island #125 is Australian now'
Is this character an accurate representation of the average Kurdish woman?
>tfw my shelf is full of cute anime figures
Yes.
now you must support their anti-arab separatist movements like a good goy.
>>57377769
>Anti Arab
I'm in
Do you love Russia?
>>57376817
I like Russian culture/posters.
But I don't like Putin.
I love the russian animeposter that sometimes visits /carib/
>>57376817
I like them rather than scums of America and Europa.
I live in desertic shithole where everyone is a normie shitskin with the same tastes (reggaeton, parties, sex) and dull personalities, my uni is full of them, so I have literally no one to talk to.
>>57376655
You should be friends with that Chilean girl studying in Finland you're both autistic and love Finland.
>>57376728
Theyre a girl?
Thought he was just faggot.
>>57376655
You're welcome. Come in Europe.