>wake up
>you are the all-powerful emperor of europe
What do?
>>57467858
like Spain
>>57467858
Kill myself
A N S C H L U S S
>Be Aussie
>fail to load this image
Not even worth loading m8
>>57467817
>be aussie
>fail at life
Do you use patriotic t-shirts often? I often go to my university wearing a BR jersey
>>57467697
wearing football tops any time except during sport activity is absolutely unacceptable for an adult
>>57467697
>Brazilian football t-shirt
>at the same time representing CBF, FIFA and Brazil
This shirt is the embodiment of corruption tbqh
>>57468100
I support his decision, it's good of him to show solidarity with rape victims
>A team of German computer scientists has created a piece of software that needs only a webcam and 15-second YouTube clip in order to realistically make anyone appear to say anything…
>well, everyone except Vladimir Putin.
https://player.vimeo.com/external/161551044.hd.mp4?s=9cfd0811a33c5746654b0ad1d6b8f63e909634f3&profile_id=119
You gotta love those Germans. This isn't exactly on par with their usual spate of creations that are actually useful but this is really cool, nonetheless.
are NATO-ZOGs paid extra shekels for anti-Russian bullshit?
He's autistic so it's perfectly natural
t. autismpro
You don't hate the Philippines do you?
>>57467493
Where can I find slutfu like pic related?
No, I had a fun time there
>>57467493
I'd like to exterminate them but I don't hate them.
Your cunt
How long do you last in bed?
>It didn’t much matter which country the couples came from either – unless they came from Turkey, in which case their sex tended to be significantly shorter (3.7 minutes) than couples from other countries (Netherlands, Spain, the United Kingdom, and the United States).
http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/how-long-does-sex-normally-last
>>57467362
As long as I want to
I never understood why some men can't control that
>>57467643
how?
>>57467771
There's just no compulsion to cum until I'm very close and to get very close I usually have to concentrate on it for a couple of seconds
I blame too much masturbation in my youth
edition: australia is rangebanned
>>57467358
thank you but I specifically requested the opposite of this edition
>>57467409
Yeah but some gay cunt asked for this thread.
>>57467358
In your dreams bru
Are you an alpha male?
Inb4 pic related.
I like to think I have alpha traits. I can be very pushy and rude.
>>57467390
But he is right.
Rate and anyone find fucking Yemen
>>57467323
Regional/city flags:
https://github.com/flaghunters/Extra-Flags-for-4chan
>>57467323
Yemen isn't that rare, it has an attendance above 10%.
>>57467323
Also how can you not have Sudan? There's 3-4 regular posters from there
>>57465219
aredition
1st for fuck all of you nonces
maisie
*splooges*
>>57467094
Eat a lot of pasta. I learned english by eating burgers.
>>57467094
You go to Italy. Stay there for a few months and try to find a woman.
>>57467094
What made you wanna learn Italian?
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same
>>57466969
Who makes these dumb maps
Why do we get the SJW-parts thats not fair, give us Texas.
Why do Hungarians hate Finns?
WTF i hate hungary now.
>>57466867
It's natural.
It's a fringe autism group. Hungarian nationalism is pretty retarded though, it's like those 1/64 Cherokee Americans dressing up in Injun clothes and headgear.
Imho whole Europe should convert to Islam
Then we can reform Islam from inside and all arabs in Europe will be happy, so no more terrorists, girls can have fency scarfs and no more alcohol related problems
We have so many churches so just one minaret to every of them and we are ready to go
Give me one reason why this is a bad idea?
>>57466836
first for /bantz/
anime
>>57466836
I agree, we should create our own branch of Islam that allows alcohol and pork and then go full jihad against filthy sunnies, shias and wahabies.
>mfw a yuropoor was poor and worshipped allah near me
>>57466651
>mfw /bantz/ claimed this thread
>It's an american attemp to banter thread
Wow this was pretty clever my man. Original and witty. American humor is really something else huh?