>Canadians and Australians are obligated to the defend a foreign monarch
>Canada and Australia printed a foreign monarch on their currency
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP!
>>58409504
at least our foreign monarch is white
Their obligation is to the realm first so there could be a case in which realm before crown
theoretically
>>58409549
>I-I'm proud to be a cuckmaster, so what?!
Okay guys hear me out for a second.
It's just.
A fucking.
Leaf.
How do you even manage to fuck uo THAT badly?
I could take a giant fat explosive shit on a white piece of velvet and come up with a better design. Aren't Canadians ashamed? I'm being serious here.
>it's another third worlder talking shit
I just can't take you seriously
wwelllllllllllllllllllllll in mai opinion canadians are gay and redditors
salutations2
Americans are known as Burgers
Turks are known as Kebabs
Germans are known as Krauts
The French are Baguettes
The Irish are known as potatoniggers
Now we come up with ones for those that don't have a food nickname
I suggest Australians be called Fairies after fairy bread
>>58408523
>baguettes
They're known as frogs.
>it's a "American posts about food" rerun
>>58408523
Mexicans = beaners
Indians = curryniggers
Do you love your country? I sure love mine
Australia's alright, people here are good and genuine but I'd rather live somewhere else because it's too fucking dry and culturally irrelevant
>>58408021
Of course I do. Everywhere has its problems, but it's home to me.
turey is great
>tfw fell for the Japanese gf meme
>Implying you've ever had a gf or seen a real life vagina
>>58407713
For once I agree with the fucking leaf
>>58407713
>A FUCKING LEAF
1. Country/State
2. Your personality
3. Where would you live?
>>58407624
>commiefornia
>"""""relaxed""""""
>>58407624
M I N N E S O T A
>>58407655
what do you mean? at work i take phone calls for alex jones' infowars store, meaning i talk to people from all over the country, and californians are some of the most laid back and friendly callers. on the other hand, minnesotans are surprisingly difficult, and new yorkers are fucking insufferable. southerners tend to be very pleasant.
>be me Turkbro in northern Ontario
>look like guy in pic related but taller and a bit lighter
>on tinder tons of matches
>fucked like 9 white grils and an Asian
>tell them im Turkish
>oh wow that's so hot
Lol memes are just memes women love Turkish guys irl
Like irl when Canadian girls are like where you from and I say turkey you can see in ther eyes they want my...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>58407519
Me expect I'm Algerian my nigga
>>>/r9k/
Nobody is gonna fall for your low quality shitposting here
That's nice Mehmet.
What kinda flag you want?
Just LEAF my shit up pham
>>58407442
We never had a flag, the union jack still flew above the parliament building in the 50's.
*raises paw*
Uhh, I'll take a cuckstamp, please!
feels bad man
me
>socially awkward
>disgusting acne all over my body
>scars
>can't go out because hot ass spic weather
>more than half of the girls of my age (19) are already taken and have kids
>everyone is poor and savage
>>58407235
The same as you desu
but I have one. Granted, I wish her tits were a little bigger but... Eh.
the best white is dead white
why don't americans celebrate anzac day?
>making fun of americans for muh heritage
>celebrating anzac day
Which is it.
>>58406983
anzac day?
because we're too busy celebrating whenever Christchurch gets a bit wobbly
Oh don't mind me fellas. Just countin' all the gold bars left in Canada, eh
>gold
>valuable
>2 0 1 6
gold is a stupid meme, investing in foreign currency is the true financial method of things
>>58406707
So how many is in US federal reserve?
Oh its closed to inspection and stuff eh?
How do we stop the Canadian menace? How did they get so powerful anyways? That must be stopped
embrace it :^)
you idiot you're supposed to turn on the proxy first
>>58406443
I had chocolate whey protein for breakfast is that unhealthy
>>58406302
no braaaaaaah dat dere celltech fwwwwwwuaaaaarrrrrrk natty brah see you @ stereo
Sounds more healthy than vegemite
>>58406302
>>58406314
anzac day?
do you love america
Yes, we have a lot of issues but we're the least cucked 1st world country there is
No.
What's your opinion about gay marriage?
It's pretty fuckin gay if you ask me
>>58406041
I've never understood why people care so much about what other people do with there lives, I couldn't give a shit what the laws are on gay marriage let the fags do what they want
yeah