>when your alcholic piece of shit father sucks the alcohol out of a 24 set of copics beause he smelt them once while I was coloring at dinner
Word to the wise, keep them hidden. I can just buy juice but it fucking sucks and he nibbled on some of the tips so a few are ruined.
>>2576685
dude no one else will probably have this problem. dont color at dinner thats rude.get help for your dad, dude
>>2576685
Sounds like you live an interesting life, anon.
>>2576744
If domestic abuse and dysfunction is interesting, sure, but fuck that. I just want a normal family.
>>2576712
I'd rather he just steal my money while I'm out. It's a lot more cost effective to buy handle of popov, which he could have if he had just taken my money, instead of ruining my money. I just hope he doesn't learn how expensive they are and try to pawn them in the future.
>>2576685
Sycra plz go
>>2576685
I'm sorry senpai. <3
>knows dad is alky
>baits him with alcohol non toxic markers
What kind of house do you live in where you can afford Copic markers but not hootch?
>>2576843
I work and have an apartment and he was visiting. He has a key to my place because they watch my dog when I'm out of town and otherwise watch my place.
pics or it didnt happen.
>>2576685
Nigr what the fuck. You can't be serious.
>>2576685
Kill him in his sleep, anon.
Do it, do it now.
i honestly wonder what his piss looked like after.
>>2577032
Probably normal, urine is generally unaffected by anything you eat. If you eat gatorade is your urine blue?
>>2577260
Well anon, first of all, I don't eat Gatorade, I drink it. And second of all, asparagus.
>>2577260
This is not true. Drink enough energy drinks, your piss turns green. My teacher told a story of how he binged on a blue drink once (Like super artificially blue) and peed blue green as well.
You're stupid if you don't think it's not affected by what you eat.
>>2576685
Such a tragic story OP.
I drew this for you - may your markers RIP
>>2578469
You've been getting lewd lately Tableguy
>>2578469
Kek
>>2577260
My urine usually smells like coffee. I don't even drink exessive amounts of it.
>>2578481
You probably have diabetes
>>2578469
I'm laughing my ass off brah. Thanks makes me feel better. I bought some Spectrum Noir markers today that are okay.
>>2576872
Guess it's time to change your locks?
la la la.
OP is tragic
>MARKER ART THREAD
>MAKERKER ART DISCUSSION
>MARKER ART MARKER ART
>RAH RAH RAH
>>2578662
Mermaid? M-more like whalemaid lmao
>>2576802
right, next time use toxic ones
>>2576685
Hope you die in your sleep attention faggot
This thread made me want to get a set of neutral greys
>>2578469
blog?
>>2576685
Are you native American by chance?
>>2576685
Get the ones that smell like diesel fuel next time.
>>2576685
You made this up
