How do I become a pretentious modern artist? I am willing to do literally anything if it gives me fame/distain but most importantly lots of money.
>>2333665
Be jewish.
If you're not a jew you should do porn, pron commissions are baby mode easy dosh.
The lewder the better.
>>2333665
Be an obnoxious, pretentious left-wing cunt who reads far too much meaning into things where no meaning can be found.
>>2333670
>commissions are baby mode easy
Post your commissions.
>>2333674
I really can't be connected with 4chan professionally, my buyer base is one that often receives ridicule here.
Pro-tip: Pony vagoo and stephen unitard are high sellers.
>>2333670
I would do porn
I got the skill
I don't know where to start
Even registered on furshitfinity but not know what to do
>>2333675
>drawing mlp porn
>I really can't be connected with 4chan professionally
You know that clop started right on this site, right?
Besides I honestly don't remember when was the last time someone here was ridiculed because of being a horsefucker.
>>2333670
You don't need to be a jew.
Just try and grab the attention of wealthy jewish art collectors.
>>2333670
>be jewish
>have an aunt that works as an art teacher
>all of her work is shitty postmodern paint stains
>can't into basic anatomy
>have to pretend that I don't hate her work everytime she shows it to me
life is pain
>>2333665
>How do I become a pretentious modern artist?
be born like 100 years ago.
because modern art ended decades ago you dense cunt.
>>2333725
Sorry bud
>>2333737
>muh semantics
You know what people mean by "modern art", but still you decide to "correct" people; maybe so you can feel better about that degree you'll be paying for until long after you're dead, who knows. It's really not important though.
>>2333725
>have to pretend that I don't hate her work everytime she shows it to me
Or you could, you know, stop lying to her.
She would either:
a) stop wasting her time showing you her work
or b) git gud
It's a win-win strategy for both of you.
Um, its all about being able to justify things. As long as you can write a few thousand words explaining exactly why you did what you did, its art.
Pic is something I made, with a short explanation i just knocked up to justify the components. hope that helps.
>>2333737
Nah it's modern, because people are too fucking dense to say "contemporary art" instead.
>>2333757
>hurr fags actually caring about what words mean
that's how language works. words carry particular meanings.
also I have 0 debt from my degree, scholarships paid for my education. ujelly because you're a neet who doesn't actually exhibit his work?
>>2333692
Fuck, been busy for the last day.
You want hentai foundry..
A tumblr, an instagram and a facebook. censor your porn for facebook and instagram. The more your work is seen the better Build up a portfolio based on fan art (because that's what people look for when they google porn, they come for the fan art porn and stay to commission your OC)
With commissions make sure you state how many redraws and collect a deposit first, fuckos won't pay after they've jacked off to your work.
Also post anything you won't do, i actually had to ask people not to open their commissions requests with dick pics they wanted used for reference.
>>2333709
You can still be banned for fur art, more to the point the MLP fanbase just doesn't like artists who come from the four chins. Even though most of them are probably users themselves.
NEPOTISM
It's because of fucking Contemporary art that technical ability is so undervalued these days.
