Today we're going to attempt to reach the centre of the earth!
It's very scientific.
This here is a hyper-modern disintegrator-drill that I've borrowed from Doctor Schmidt of the University of Dresden.
It should have more than enough energy to see us well past the centre.
Nifty, innit?
>>439085
Well, It's a bit too small for a driller don't you think? Also, My Machete is not gonna do any work. Where is the fastest way to get to the centre?
>>439086
Don't underestimate small things! It's compact and very modern.
I think we should just go straight down really, but hold on, gotta change into my Drill-Tastic™ suit!
>>439087
Right, well, just warning you it's gonna be hot down there. I've mark a spot down here for our descent. If that contraption works...it should be.
>>439088
Oki-doki!
I think this suit is built for the temperature, have we food suplements and water to drink?
>>439089
Got a whole supply on nifty backpack. Equip with a parachute as well. Good to go.
>>439091
Huzzah!
Okay, stand back, I don't know how much power this thing blasts, as I've neglected to test it - because ADVENTURE! and really wild things.
Also I'm kind of stupid that way.
Hell yeah. I love you guys.
>>439092
You should've tested it BimBim. This is why I brought them parachutes.
>>439094
HOLY CRAP, THIS IS GREAT! LOOK AT IT GO!
SOON WE'LL BE AT THE VERY MIDDLE OF EVERYTHING!
>>439093
<3 <3 <3
>>439095
Down the rabbit hole~~
Pull the parachute behind my backpack. Swim near here.
>>439096
Okay, just gonna strap in here... hold on...
Okay, ready?
>>439097
There's an opening from below...looks like light.
Rape the earth!!
>>439098
Is that... a road or a river? Is the earth hollow?
>>439100
Wow....looks like a road? this place is massive!
>>439101
Definitely a road, which we're landing on, you're good at this parachute thing!
There's a sign as well, let's check it out.
>>439103
Be careful Bim Bim. We never know what lurks around here. Anyway, what does the sign say?
>>439106
Watching us? Nah man...
uh... I can't read this sign, it's totally alien script man.
This is cool.
>>439108
Weird....Looks civilized. Guess we need to find out. Let's go.
>>439109
AAAAAAA IT'S A BIRD! A BIG BIRD!
I DON'T WANNA BE BIRDFOOD!
OW OW WEDGIE WEDGIE!
Another one of these threads? Fuckin' sweet!
...you don't mind if I watch you guys doing it, right?
>>439110
Wait! Put her down you mangy thing!
Where is that bird taking you?!
>>439112
I DUNNOOOOO, BUT IT'S GIVING ME A KILLER WEDGIE!
Also it's telling me I'm ludicrous, I dunno what this means!
(if there's a giant statue of Arthur Dent then we know what those birds are.... but I digress)
>>439111
Welcome! <3
>>439113
Looks like an ancient bird city has been uncovered underground.
I gotta get Bim-Bim back. I'm coming BB! Imma coming!
>>439114
I DIDN'T EXPECT THIS!
FIND MEEEEEEE
>>439116
I will BB. I will.
I need to get to that giant Totem. I need to get my bearings.
Seriously, don't try this falling business at home!
AAAAAAAAAA!
>>439121
>that's how I roll
rofl. I love the easy-going, goofy personality of the writing.
So was the bird just coming to the realization that his own behavior was ludicrous? Or does Ludacris rule a secret underground bird kingdom that nobody knows about?
Also, do you guys have a place you upload doodles and/or "serious" art regularly?
Geez....I kept getting this feeling that I'm being followed. I need to keep going to that giant totem. Hope BB is doing alright.
Ow my everything - what frightening kind of place is this? Ugh ugh and I'm claustrophobic!
I shall scream in a moment or two, when I stop hurting...
>>439122
Thanks <3
hellströem over at DA, not very active (at all).
>>439126
I hear voices! This is getting really creepy.
>>439127
(Whoops. forgot pic)
WATCH OUT FOR LANDMINES
Eh? writing... I wonder what it means, it could be an "exit" sign... or a warning, dangers behind this door... or food? Food behind this door?
I can't climb up, too steep, so it just leaves this door thing...
>>439130
Okay...I'm gonna ignore the fact that I'm gonna attempt to asked an OWL for some questions.
1) I think this is .... uh...
2) I have done a wrong thing, I so often do a wrong thing - I dunno why, it's just my luck...
Hunted? From what? Get off of me'ead!
>>439132
Kaepora Gaebora, is that you?
>captcha: fugsa :DDDD
AAAAAAAAAA spit spit spit AAAAAAAA
Owl: Well, somebody open one of the mystic wellspring.
SG: That's BB's Voice! We have to get her to safety.
I didn't see any nets or huge pillows or haystacks or mattres factories or anything like that.
Perhaps some of the rocks are softer?
No silly Bimbim, there's no such things as soft rocks...
Wise Owl. Let's try to get of hold of whatever the hell is behind me. Because why not put myself in danger.
Okay... those things are huge, but looks sorta soft, I shall attempt to land on one!
This is of course entirely safe and doesn't represent any kind of danger at all!
Hey, at least were flying.
Ouch... well, semi-soft at least...
Were at the top of the Totem!...Looks like a soft landing...
(ludicrous)
It seems I struck water, and then cleverly I managed to find you!
Who's your feathered friend?
Don't know how you made it BB, But Huzzah! You're back! What? the owl?
It may appear that my little companion is one of the locals living in this ancient city. Apparently he speaks the language of the signs. Weird fellow.
Wait just a second Owl Guy... gotta take in this fantastic view!
I think I started a flood, or something... I dunno, to be honest, I don't know how I made it...
Wow... look at that view, wonder who build all this.
Nope, yeah, you flood it. good work BB. You managed to sink the lost world of Atlantis.
Oh, and you released something else.
Oh oh oh... do you know that feeling you get?
That chilly chill that makes your hair stand on end?
That sinking, cold feeling in the pit of your stomach that tells you you've done something very wrong?
That is the feeling I have right now!
On second thought...keep feeling bad about yourself. Yup, nothing to see but a sunken city. ehehe...*gulp*
Never pegged you as a drawfag. (I miss Wednesday)
AAAA I KNEW IT!
It's the elder gods coming to eat us all!
We're doomed, DOOMED!
>>439226
I never pegged me as one either, but suddenly, one day, it was fun stuff :)
This is really neat.
C'mon BB, down the hatch we go! Owl, you come too. You're not safe.
This doesn't sit well with my claustrophobia...
but then huge monsters doesn't sit well with my fear of being crushed and eaten... so...
I used to train with bears during the army. Got alot of hugs that I learn the secret technique to squeeze out of their furry, soft exterior...
You've had a weird life mang!
woah... it's bigger on the inside...
Because of BB we lost our food and drink back there....*cough* *cough* So we need to grab a snack.
Wait a minute! How can it be my fault that YOU left everything behind just because I was temporarily kidnapped by a strange bird-like creature?
Man, I'll catch such flack for not bringing the super drill back again...
We can only move forward now...hopefully Doctor Schmidt doesn't freak out that you left such a useful breakthrough prototype....
I hope that sign says "pizza" or "shawarma" or something equally yummy...
and we shall have to go back for our stuff!
woah...it's dark. Helllo?? Is anyone there?
OOK OOK OOK WELCOME TO THE PIZZAMONKEY PLACE!!!
OOK EEK OOOK WE MAKE YOU FOOD NOW!
Umm...aren't you supposed to cut them first?...
NU!
WE ONLY PEEL, THEN PUT ON BREAD, WITH STRAWBERRY SAUCE, HONEY AND BLUEBERRIES!!! DEN IN THE OVEN AT HIGH TEMP FOR 10 MINUTES, DEN SERVE DELISH SWEET PIZZA!
THE SPECIAL VITAMIN C ALA GRANDE!!!
Low and behold, there was much eatings that day
Wha...what jid ya put in ja pijja?
What are you on about, there's nothing wrong with... this... pppp... eeeeeetzaaaaaahhhh
Ook ook! The bread is made from de bes mushrooms ever! Good for flour, good for brain expansion!
guys...you guys look soooooo beautiful....
You look really cheery and bright and I can fly now I think...
Ooooh I believe I can flyyyyy
I believe I can touch the skyyyyyy
Things are getting really trippy...
(you got me with the "hooty")
We must go this way, I dunno why, I can just feel it in my wibbly nose hair!
(heheh, it's always a delight playing with you)
Theres vines up here~~C'mow wittle buddy follow her nose!
(Thanks and to you.)
And it's never a bad time to get high.
Oh... I can read that! D'you think the mushroom translates?... I mean.. woah.. it's not rock, it's fluid... it's like... cool smooth porridge!
>>440155
I NEED TO KNOW WHAT IT TASTE LIKE!
>>440160
WAIT! Jeez... impatient.
We have to read WHAT IT SAYS FIRST!...
>>440161
(Oh...bim bim...look....)
I think maybe we should be really, really, really quiet?
Shhh....
BimBim you come back here right now!
Shh....
Shhh, not so loud man... I'm just having a look, I mean, what could happen?
BimBim you silly goofball! Come back here!
You know that feeling we spoke about earlier?
That cold thing in the pit of your stomach?
I've got that right now, again...
Something is coming out of its mouth.
When...when was the first time this god brush its teeth?
The power! The power of eternity!
Filling my very being!
I'M BECOMING A GOD!
*hoot* She's gotten a dose of Gods breath!
She's now taking everything in! *hoot*
Shes blabbering...something.
Who knew?
Well... I did, actually.
Things are getting real....
....for the bananas.
Oy, you little things - what time is it?
I mean, what millenia is it?
It's the 21st Century...uuhh...O Shining God of slumber. We want to pass through.
Let us through.
Please.
>>442623
Eh, don't wake me up before the 30th, I'm sleeping this Aeon.
Off you go then, pass all you want.
>>442627
I wonder what he's purpose was...
Anyway, move deeper to the earth!
Oooosh, headrush, I think the godly brain-buzz is wearing off.
This random portal of unrandomness will lead us down to the earth. We may never know where it will lead us. But I'm sure it'll be somewhere deep in the earth. Of randomness. Hoot.
I'm fine, I trust our luck, we may find some long lost civilisation or some alien stuff or maybe even all the gold that we can eat!
You got your alien stuff right. Hope I don't eat gold next...Unless you want grilled gold teeth. To eat out of trouble. But hey, I dig the alien stuff.
It looks alien - or it could be a long lost civilisation? Like the legendary city of Mu?
Or even older? This is great... if a bit green.
Perhaps leaving the rations behind wasn't such a spiffing idea after all?
>>445784
Im so glad that this is still going
I don't trust that water, but there's no harm in checking it out. Besides, we have eaten much worse.
>>445785
Yeah, It's been slow, but it's still running:)
Ooo, water! Stuff that looks like water!
Maybe drinkable! Glug glug glug glug
>>445785
Thanks <3 It's fun making it.
What a nice view~~*cough*...um... Is the water good?
Definitely, deliciously and downright drinkable!
Also, what view?
Anyway! glowy water is good, now we need foods for later, and to find out if anything down her works, or if there's people or aliens or alien people...
It's pretty damp here... we might need to find a place that is warm.
... wait a minute...
>>448124
>... wait a minute...
A minute? It's been two weeks!
>>448124
What a queer little thing...
>>451016
Yup, I know, I'm a bit slow. sorry.
>>451404
>Yup, I know, I'm a bit slow. sorry.
Nah, think nothing of it. I was just goofin'
What kind of scam is this? Are you a sneaky confidence trickster?
You can't just give something away, and then suddenly demand payment... and do you have peanuts down here?
DO WE HAVE ANY PEANUTS? Or were they lost with the bag?
>>451016
>>451426
We're a bit slow these days.
We lost the peanuts in the bag...um...that you lost. Ask the little dude where we are...and give the lil' dude his towel back.
>>451581
>bird face
This is great!
>>451581
What a sh... I DIDN'T LOSE THE BAG!
Ack, he's mussin' up my hair...
Old gods and weird animals seems to rule this subterran adventure, what's next?
>>451619
Hey, wait, it hears something. Do you think we should follow it?...they might be peanuts.
I'm game if you are!
FOR THE PEANUTS!
I said they MIGHT have peanuts *pant* When we get back home, I need to do more cardio *pant*
to that alleyway!
You need cardio, you big lug!
It's good for us.
Alright, slow down a bit, stairs are dangerous. Watch your steps. (phew..no need to run at least)
Come one, we almost got him, just a few more turns...
I just went through the whole thing. This is wonderful, OP.
Are you archiving these somewhere, or do you have a personal gallery or blog?
>>451770
I don't really post much these days - but me and my co-conspiritor have talked about collecting these and making some web comic(ish) pages so the story is saved for prosterity. Well... I say "story", improvised nonsense would be more precise.
Woa, woah there! It's getting away. now what? Seems like their version of a sewer.
Woah boy, thanks, heh... *sniff sniff*... doesn't smell like a sewer...
Do you think we can reach those ropes?
It looks risky, and far. Unless we had trampoline here, We might reach the rope. or the owl could hold it in place near enough that we might catch it. I still not sure what wondering in the water. curious.
Do you even think it's water?
Man... we should have a boat, did we bring a dingy?
We need our bag! Ack ack.
You got germs on meeeeeeeeee........
Aw shiet, I swing around /i/ and what do I see?
Is this actual Hellströem?
I freaking love your drawings, keep up the great work!
The fates are cruel, so cruel...
>>451839
Yes, Drawgod and I found that we work well together, we have fun improvising silly adventures.
Thanks man <3
BOING!
>>451839
Yeah, I love his Drawings too. He's too good. Too good.
I dunno why they use the ropes at all, perhaps they're not as bouncy as us?
Or too light?
>>451947
D'aw, thanks man.
Maybe they have fur. Might create a static discharge. If they rub it in. Almost there!
Just read it all, shit man. It's awesome
Maybe they're just little cowards?
We'll soon find out!
>>451985
<3
>>439085
>butt
I Made it! C'mon Bim Bim, It's right there!
*groan*
... I may... have overshot... ow ow ow
>>452124
>R.I.P. BimBim
Post-Month old bump
Is this being saved somewhere else?
>>452124
oh man! catbim! everyone posts here! I outta too
Let's keep going!!
>Been a while...
What is this, and where can I find more?
