Mommyfu Thread #3 - Antje Traue edition
>Antje Traue - mommy's uptight little sister who looks after you when she's out with friends.
>[Jessica Chastain - loving mommy who misses daddy that passed away dearly (who you look at a lot like)]
>Bryce Dallas Howard - supportive auntie who will help you and mommy in any way
>Christina Hendricks - friendly neighbour who invites you over for cookies when her abusive husband is away
>Emily Blunt - strict teacher that knows your tragic home situation and frequently asks you stay after school if you fall behind
>Jessica Biel - two-aced babysitter that watches you when mommy goes out; sweet and kind when mommy is around but shows her true colors when you're alone
>Sofía Vergara - mommy's spicy best friend that you often spend time and play games with
>Kate Beckinsale - mommy's work rival/frenemy that is invited over to discuss business some late nights on occasion
>Eva Green - mommy's and aunties strange cousin that inherits grandpapas house in town and meets you for the first time at his funeral and is very fond of you
>Marion Cotillard - your special tutor mommy hires to help you through school
>Charlize Theron - the reserved psychiatrist you're taken to due to your constant sexual abuse
>Evangeline Lilly - tomboy-ish and bubbly PE teacher who is especially involved with you on swim day. she's also teaches sunday school and frequently asks you to stay behind for a bit longer to talk about the word of god
>Amy Adams - quiet but funny librarian who always encourages you to spend time there with her so she can show you new books
>Gemma Arterton - mommy's other neighbour who often watches you after school when mommy isn't home. she runs a bakery and is always inviting you to try her goods
>Brie Larson - the checkout girl at the local market who always looks forward to seeing you
>Amanda Peet - mommy's best friend from college who comes over for parties and is goofy at times, but gets noticeably frisky after a couple cocktails. sometimes makes passes at you when standing around grill
>Cate Blanchett - mommy's strange foreign cousin who's a little cold and distant towards you at first, but when it's just the two of you she molests you. you feel confused because a part of you enjoyed the experience a lot.
>Winona Ryder - auntie who mommy says "went away for a bit on a vacation" who constantly steals your clothes (and then your kisses when you try to get them back)
previous thread here >>2592166
Aunt Claire Fixes a Broken Heart - http://pastebin.com/9ZKFj9Pe
Mommy Chastain- Coping With Not Having A Mother 1 - http://pastebin.com/VmixpUt7
Mommy Chastain- Coping With Not Having A Mother 2 - http://pastebin.com/xWJNLCe8
keep bullying to a minimum.
writefaggery encouraged. don't be afraid to expand upon existing works.
>>2616533
>Jessica Biel - two-faced babysitter that watches you when mommy goes out; sweet and kind when mommy is around but shows her true colors when you're alone
Now this is waifuposting
>>2616544
>>2616553
pls post easy virtue pics with greentext
>>2616556
Okay, but I'm not good at greentexting.
I'm going to bed.
this thread better be buzzing with activity by the time I wake up
>January Jones, a cold but playful mommy with an obsession with your prostate
>>2616567
>an obsession with your prostate
How does that happen? How someone developes an obsession for prostates?
>>2616574
Mommys husband died of prostate cancer, and now she is obsessed with the health of your prostate. She checks it daily, and drains it.
>>2616533
>it's the weekend you spend with your Aunty Antje
>she spends the whole morning teaching you how to fight because she wants you to be stronger
>she's much better than you, and you've been hit so many times, with a smile on her face as she does it, always encouraging you to go harder
>eventually you slip and just lay there, tired
>she comes over to you and gets on top of you and pins your arms down
>"oh anon, you'll never get stronger with that attitude", she says with a smile
>"g-get off..." You say
>"what will you do if I don't?", she responds with a coy smile
>she feels something moving in your pants and sees you blush, "and I don't think you want me off either, hmm?"
>she leans in close to your face and speaks softly, "you know honey, there are other activities and exercises you can do with your Aunty, if you think you're a big enough boy..."
>>2616589
Should have left off with
>as she slowly moves her hand from your arm, down to your neck, then chest, then belt...
>unzipping your fly with her teeth while staring you dead in the eyes
>your manhood practically removes itself from your jeans, hitting her nose
1/?
>come home really late one evening
>mommy has been drinking hard
>she slaps you
>''Where were you?! I was worried out of my mind!''
>you apologize
>she slaps you again
>''Don't ever do something like that again. You promised me you'd come home sooner. I don't want you staying out for so long. I thought something happened to you.''
>''I know. I didn't mean to...''
>''And yet you did.''
>after a prolonged silence, she looks at you sadly
>''I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hit you, I'm so sorry.''
>she hugs you
>''You know that I love you. I just can't help it, I love you, and I care about you too much.''
>''I love you too, mommy.''
>''Were you out with that girl again?''
>''Y-yes...''
>''You shouldn't. She's no good. I'm here for you always.''
>She rubs your back and runs her fingers through your hair.
>''Instead of spending time with that girl why won't you spend time with me? Am I not good enough?''
>''Of course you are.''
>she kisses you on the cheek
>''Come to bed with me. We'll watch a movie together.''
>>2616547
It's autism, anon.
2/?
>''You go and see what's on and get into bed, mommy has to change.''
>you go to your room and see what's on
>Face/Off is the only good movie you can find
>you undress and get into bed
>hear soft footsteps approaching
>mommy opens the door
>she's wearing nothing but a t-shirt and a pair of blue panties
>''God it's hot in here. You didn't leave the window open like I told you?''
>''No.''
>she sighs and takes off her shirt, revealing her firm breasts, wearing nothing but panties now
>she lifts the sheets and gets into bed with you
>she starts cuddling with you
>''What's that?''
>''Face/Off.''
>''I don't think I've seen it before. Is it an action film? I don't like action films.''
>She moves closer and wraps her arms around you
>you feel the warmth of her body on yours
>she rubs her nose against your face
>''I love you so much. You know that, right? You're my special little boy.''
>she gives you a kiss on the cheek
>...and another one
>she places her leg over your crotch
>she is now wrapped around you totally, as if trying to hold on to you for dear life
>''I'm sorry for hitting you before. I just... I love you, and I want you for myself. I care about you too much.''
>''I know. I love you too, and I know that you love me.''
>you feel her hand moving in a weird way, moving crotchward, finally reaching your pee pee
>you have an erection, and there's nothing you can do about it
>''That feels good doesn't it? I've been so lonely. But you can give me what I need.''
>''I don't think...
>''No, it's okay. I want you to relax, just relax...''
>>2616593
Meh, I disagree
>>2616576
These threads are creepy as fuck. I love them.
>>2616533
She's so perfect
>>2616533
This type of degeneracy should be banned from /hr/
>>2617360
Do you not love your mother?
>>2617363
I think he does... That's why it should be banned.
>>2616994
>why are you not in bed yet, kid?
This is the weirdest thing on 4chan that I'm aware of
>>2617885
t-too busy thinking about your feets, mommy
>>2617902
That sounds like a seal of approval to me.
>>2616533
>>Emily Blunt - strict teacher that knows your tragic home situation and frequently asks you stay after school if you fall behind
>>2616598
More pls
>>2616567
She's definitely a wild card. She's insane in real life, so she's an interesting addition.
Still looks like mommy in recent photos, as well.
>>2618056
>She's insane
Why is that? Don't know too much about her
you folks are mentally ill
>>2618060
I remember quite some time ago she was going on some weird tirade on twitter about how men were the Sun and women were the Moon, concluding that because women are the Moon, women are allowed to be solemn and upset, whilst because men are the Sun, men are supposed to be happy, chipper and should make women feel better.
I honestly have no clue what the fuck she was talking about, but she was weirdly implying that men aren't allowed/supposed to be unhappy about things, whereas women have an excuse for it. 2bh it was so weird and silly sounding that I actually found it pretty endearing, it sounds like the type of claptrap you'd hear an ACTUAL mommy tell you.
>Anon, are you looking at my ass?
Happy birthday, Mommy!
>>2618067
It tells me women don't understand men, not one bit. We need to talk. We need companionship. We need to talk about our feelings.
>>2618403
>Anon help me get out of this dress, will you? The zippers on these things are impossible to get open
>hi honey
This shit is just to good.
posting a few rare mommies
what happened to that fag that wrote "Coping With Not Having A Mother"?
not enough write faggery 2bh
also, is the guy who wrote the original mommyfu list in da house?
>>2616600
3/?
>she's kissing your neck while her hand is rubbing your erector set
>her gorgeous red hair smells like vanilla and angelbreath
>''just relax, honey.''
>even though it feels wrong, you let go and try to relax because it feels so good
>her bare warm ruddy feet are rubbing against yours
>she starts kissing you on the lips and removing your pants
>you resist slightly, simply out of instinct, but she is very insistent and pulls them off forcefully
>she laughs
>''whether you want it or not I'm going to screw your brains out''
>she then starts removing your underwear
>you try to roll around, giggling, because you think of it as a game almost and you don't want her to remove them because you'd feel exposed
>no matter how hard you struggle, your underwear go the way of your pants and come off
>with her hand on your penis, she gets close to you
>''I want you to eat me out. You know what that means?''
I just wanna get with a loving older woman before I die.
>>2618432
>It tells me women don't understand men, not one bit
Sadly I think it's been that way for a while. Some do, though. Just a matter of finding a more switched on/legitimately sensitive girl.
>>2616534
>Winona Ryder - auntie who mommy says "went away for a bit on a vacation" who constantly steals your clothes (and then your kisses when you try to get them back)
Insane old aunt Winona. I'm glad she's cute again. Had a scare there for a few years, but I found out she just looked that way cause she was depressed for a while.
>you come home after a particularly tough day at school, you're very tired
>mommy is sitting on the couch, under a blanket
>"Hey sweetie! Did you have a nice day at school?" she asks as she notices you
>"Sure mommy it was good." you say and yawn immediately
>"Oh sweetie you look really tired! Come here and sit with mommy."
>you go over and sit next to mommy, yawn again and struggle to keep your eyes open
>"You poor baby! You really are tired aren't you?" mommy says
>mommy drapes the blanket over you so that you're both under it and she pulls you in for a hug
>you can smell mommy's lovely gentle scent as you hug her which makes you relax and close your eyes
>"It's okay sweetie just relax and go to sleep. Mommy's going to take care of you." she whispers in your ear
>slowly falling asleep you place your head on her bosom, mommy's body is really warm because she's been under the blanket for hours
>you get even closer to mommy, so that eventually you're sitting on her lap with your face buried deep between her breasts
>mommy starts playing with your hair and kisses the top of your head
>thinking that you're completely asleep she hugs you even tighter and whispers in your ear
>"I don't know what I'd do without you sweetie. You're the most important thing in the world to me. You're mommy's whole world...my special little boy."
>with mommy's soft and angelic voice in your ears you finally drift off to sleep
>>2619129
not lewd enough. what if i had a stressful day at school and she tugged me to calm me down?
bryce helps make the best cummies
>>2619795
>>2619795
Would wife and impregnate several times
>>2619793
>implying you wouldnt wake up to PB&J+tuggy time
>>2619802
I'm OK with this.
>>2619795
>that bareback and ass
So hot
I wanna get jerked off by Chastain while BDH plays with my balls.
>>2619796
>>2619809
>>2619808
I wanna cum inside Bryce while she calls me a good boy
I wish there more HR pics of high test Bryce.
>>2619823
>she will never be pregnant with your retarded incest baby
>>2619833
auntfu probably needs an oily foot rub after wearing those heels all night
>what's happening Aunty?
>you're losing your virginity, kiddo
>you like Aunty's new dress, anon? Or would you like it better off me?
more antje pls
>>2618702
god DAMN
>>2619843
>>2621115
>>2621116
>>2621117
>>2621118
>>2621121
>>2621122
>>2621123
>>2622032
>there's a parallel universe somewhere where Antje conquered the earth and drove humanity into the space age
>tfw some lucky fuckhead is terraforming worlds in the name of Empress Antje RIGHT NOW
>>2622033
>there is another where you are her sexslave and boyto
feels bad, lad
>will never have a strong rapport and sense of comraderie with her forged on the battlefield
>will never engage in flirtatious and witty banter with her in your off hours
>will never cultivate romantic and lustful feelings for her, but suppress them because you are brothers in arms
>will never fight side by side with her in myriad battles across countless campaigns
>will never take a mortal wound meant for her
>will never look into her eyes as she holds you, your final moments drawing near
>her name will never be the last words to escape your lips on your last breath, there on the battlefield
>anon, can you help me out of the tub?
>>2623114
>tfw ywn be mommys lifealert
;_;
>>2623114
You're not supposed to drink out of the tub.
>>2623195
That sounds inappropriate, considering you're supposed to be her son in this scenario.
>>2623213
Where do you think you are?
>>2623215
/hr/.
Chastain will forever go down as one of the best milfs that never came to be.
There any pastebins or greentexts I should know about? I really, really, really would like to read one or two.
Guess she belongs here. I can't stop fapping to Jessica Simpson lately. What a hot bimbo slut mommy.
wow you guys are sick!!
You guys are very sick, seriously.
NOOOOOO 4chan. NOOOOO do not change the design. The new design is incredibly stupid! round previews in a board about images?! Seriously?!!!! The preview deletes 1/5 of the image. WTF! What are you thinking?
>>2624445
April fools, fucker!
>>2624445
I hope this is a troll. If not, you are a dense motherfucker.
FUCK YES A MOMMY THREAD
>>2624445
Lucas you nig
>>2616593
Should be more concise. Rewrite a few times and it could get better :)
You only ever addressed her as Miss T.
>A couple times when you were really really bad with your computer, Mommie and Auntie decided to board you in a home specifically designed to punish and correct wayward boys. Miss T was very creative and even more demanding. But she seemed to care.
is it just me or is this specific thread still april 1st'd?
>>2625484
You just fixed it. I noticed that all the threads stay like that until someone posts after April 1st. Also, all the threads without any new posts on April 1st never got Google+'d.
>tfw idiots ruined yet another mommy thread on /tv/
RRREEEEEE
>>2625512
I'm usually not that into women as young as her, but I have to say Brie is a real cutie.
>>2623213
it sounds amazing :3
>>2626328
Sexy Aunty
>>2618702
Jesus Christ
moar from this
mommy trying to hide her cleavage
More of Mom's Frenemy, since she's cute.
>>2626452
>asians and pooinloos
has to be Canada
>>2626611
But pooinloos are Asian.
>>2626728
>>2626730
Kinda cute in a goofy way. To bad she's a FILTHY COALBURNING WHORE.
>>2626835
>i think movie sex is real
>Sweetie, you know mommy can't sleep if you're not in bed with her
>Please darling, come to bed and cuddle with mommy
>>2626893
D-don't you usually sleep with some clothes on..?
>>2626906
>Mommy didn't mean to make you uncomfortable sweetie
>Is this better darling?
>>2626916
does mommy ever peg bad boys?
>>2626925
>you never know what can happen sweety.
>>2626893
>actually slept in bed with my mother way longer than I should have
>probably one of the many reasons why I'm even in this thread
It was nice at the time and it's a great fantasy, but in retrospect I really shouldn't have let her be so "liberal" with how she showed her affection towards me. I'm pretty messed up, now.
>>2627020
come on anon, explain "liberal"
>>2626925
>ruining it
>your father called sweety
>he has to attend some urgent business meetings.
>i think we will be alone tonight
>>2627022
Not the same guy, but my mom slept in the same bed for way too long too. She also used to wake me up in the morning by kissing my face until I woke up, until I was about 12.
Neither of those things was meant to be sexual in any way of course. I don't know if they contributed to my fetish, but thinking back on it, it is really weird.
>>2627022
She was just a very touchy-feely mother who was (and still is) pretty ditzy, so I don't think she knew that this might give me some weird problems down the line.
The most prominent in my memory being that she didn't really cover up all that much. She'd never get completely naked but she never cared much if I saw her breasts. I would sleep in bed with her and she'd be topless pretty much every time (and she's a well-endowed woman).
She got especially weird when she and my dad split up. She would do outright incest porn shit where she would spoon me and I could feel her bare breasts against my back and she would ask if I enjoyed sleeping with her, as well as kissing me on the cheek mindlessly when she was half-asleep. Fuck I even remember she used to let me walk in on her pissing when I was younger.
There's a lot more I'm forgetting and it seemed very innocent when I was a kid, but I can't help but wonder if the reason I like all of this stuff is because of how she was with me.
>>2627028
>d-do I have to sleep naked too mommy?
>>2627030
i can understand anon. same here. :(
>>2627031
Incidentally I should say that I used to sleep with her pretty sporadically, but I think I stopped all in all when I was about 14.
>Please take a bath with mommy. Mommy needs help washing her back sweetie.
>Yes mommy can help you wash yourself
>>2627053
i don't have time mom.
pepe and wojack are waiting for me.
>>2625584
>that cold stare
I'm in trouble, aren't I?
>>2627404
I don't know. I just don't like that stare. There's something sexually frustrating and ominous about it. I've never felt anything like this before.
>>2627592
It's the face of a woman who has already cut off all emotional attachment to you so her feelings won't get in the way of the punishment you're about to receive.
>>2627594
You've gone down the wrong path of this fetish.
jewshit about to get btfo by based auntie Antje
>>2627806
Does that mean Auntie Antje is taking over as Wonder Woman?
>>2627967
Most anyone could do a better job
>>2628048
I feel worse knowing she'll never tie ME up as Wonder Woman
>>2628054
>Diana Traue hogties you with the Lasso of Truth and makes you tell her all of your fantasies about her
Well do go on.
>>2627053
You're supposed to take your clothes OFF before plunging into the tub and making unnecessary mess! How much did you drink while I was gone?
And PLEASE don't drink from that tub. It's bad for your health, mommy!
>>2628117
>tell me more
>>2628128
>all those freckles
I'm going to lick her to orgasm for every single one!
what did she mean by this?
>>2628334
That Gook underage boys are okay too, as long as they meet her size requirement.
>>2628364
What is her size requirement?
>>2628372
3 inch max.
>mommy never loved me: the thread
>>2628388
My parents were totally normal believe it or not
It just so happens 90% of the celebrities I'm attracted to are in their thirties
>>2628417
>thirties
REEEEEE
>>2628388
Hey, I'm legit attracted to my aunt, not my mom.
>>2628656
Lad most ladies posted ITT are thirties
>>2616598
mY C0Ck is har d
>>2616589
Cont.
>she moves her face right up next to yours with a dirty smile
>she starts kissing you on the lips
>at first they are small pecks but then she plants a very long one
>you just lay there, stunned and breathless
>she pulls away and smiles
>"what's the matter, sweetie?"
>"why... Why did you do that?", you ask, still stunned
>she giggles and says, "I'm just showing you how much I love you honey, don't you like my kisses?"
>"ye-yeah... You... Taste like strawberries..."
>"I'm glad you like the Chapstick I put on, honey. I wanted you to notice. I'm so glad I get to spend time with you here. I want to make sure you grow up to be... Nice and fit".
>she slides her hands underneath your shirt and feels around your upper body and sides
>she feels your heart racing and your body tremble as her soft, cool hands run across your body
>>2628813
>soft, cool hands
I refuse. Antje's hands are warm. WARM!
>>2628887
>Do you like aunty's new dress?
>I'm so glad you like it.
>It means a lot aunty Bryce that you like what I'm wearing.
>Why does it mean a lot? Well....I really shouldn't say anything. It's not appropriate, you're my nephew after all.
For some reason, none of them makes me feel like they could be my mommy. Maybe I'm getting too old.
Any idea for older MILFs?
>>2628902
How about Lorraine Bracco? She's getting quite old now, but looked really hot during the Sopranos when she was in her 50's.
>>2628982
That's more like it!
>>2628887
H-Holy FUCK, auntie.
>>2628827
You'll get cool and you'll enjoy it
>>2630379
impregnate your pillow is what you can do, kid
BDH is disgusting
someone write for Gillian Anderson
>>2630373
nice auntie
>look up her name
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dPZgtxkoA1M
>it's pronounced "An-tee-uh"
>aunty
>>2630452
auntie confirmed
>>2630452
>that look on her face when the interview starts
That interviewer is going to get some.
>>2628334
>>2630386
> BDH is disgusting
No one has been that wrong since Neville Chamberlain.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Lay down, honey
So mommy can screw you
There once was a boy from Nantucket
Who bought her mommy a locket
She gave him a hug
Then his penis a rub
Which made the boy cum buckets.
me on the left
>>2631006
>>2631013
>>2631014
Damn mommy is looking fine. Those dark colors look really good on her.
>>2630939
>ywn be mommy's little kangaroo
>>2631045
look at that little bastard. oh, he knows the score.
>>2631033
>Those dark colors look really good on her.
>>2631071
yeah I know. I wanted to write ''that black looks really good on her'' at first but you know.
>no winslet
hr pls
>>2630939
You let her thread die!
I'd like it if Carice was the eldest sister to Jessica and Antje.
>>2631355
I'll try to think something up
>>2631180
MOAR.
>>2616533
>did you post about me again, anon?
>>2631458
all day every day, Auntie Antje
I think I found my new home on 4chan.
My brothers... thank you.
May you all find an older woman that wants to take care of you and help you grow into a man. Mommyfus are real.
>>2631471
these threads have corrupted us brother
>>2631486
We haven't been corrupted. We've found true love, we've found mommy's love.
>>2631528
she has done the most damage to me.
i never liked her much but now i want to do funky stuff to her. :(
>>2631486
ACCEPT MOMMYISM INTO YOUR LIVELIHOOD
>>2631587
You just want express how much you love mommy.
>That's okay sweetie, mommy loves it when you want to show your love for her.
>>2631597
oh no, you red haired witch.
i will not succumb to your magic again.
my mom is old with round face and round belly
>>2631094
yummy
>>2631601
>What's wrong sweetie, don't you love mommy?
>Don't you want to show mommy just how much you love her?
Mommy Cinematic Universe?
>>2631659
>ywn see Mommy Cinematic Universe phase one with individual movies for individual mommyfus culminating in Mommies Assemble where they're all together
>>2631674
all the mommies, aunties and friends need to assemble to achieve one goal: tugging mommy's little boy to completion
they all take turns, of course. and the "non-active" ones caress your little body in anticipation
>>2631289
Not a good look!
>>2631180
MUH DICK!
