The one and only Taylor Alison Swift
Taylor on /wsg/: >>>/wsg/1073954
>>2655974
>queen
No. Please stop. No one wants this
rumours going around that she is about to announce her pregnancy
>>2655988
she has looked a little plump around the waist the last month, I hope it's Kanye's
>>2656022
probs one of her nigger back up dancers or B.o.B's
>>2655988
Ridiculous. She's not yet married or even engaged. She's an old fashioned country girl at heart.
>>2656041
>She's an old fashioned country girl at heart.
>Thinks he knows her
>Forgetting Taylor is a modern feminist and can have a baby any time she likes weather she is married or not.
>>2655988
No! My Tay Tay is pure!
She would only have sex with a man if shes been married to him for at least 25 years. Only around the 26th year of marriage would she start to let him touch her! You're talking about a girl that would only want to cuddle during her honeymoon.
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>>2656029
DELETE THESE LIES!!!
>>2656048
>posting a pic from 3 months ago as proof she isn't.
that's literally a 1/3 of pregnancy time
>>2656054
well she did say she was taking extended time off
>>2656054
Some of her song were alright. Don't go to school tomorrow if you're in LA.
happening thread will be posted instead of daily taytay /b/ thread
so long swiftbros
>>2656060
you really shouldn't make posts like this on 4chan on an fbi controlled site even if joking lol
>>2656057
and once she has had a kid calvin's gonna just about have to stick around
Taylor reminds me of Elizabeth Montgomery, just less beautiful.
>>2655974
OMG! she looks like a Cylon
>>2656088
except that cylon has tits and ass lol
>>2656145
Oh well I called Taylor yesterday and she said no but I wouldn't expect you neckbeard permavirgin to know.
Hopefully she'll be giving birth to a beautiful bundle of mix-raced joy in a handful of months.
>>2656147
yeah i'm the father (one of her black back up dancers) and i went to her first scan with her the other day but i wouldn't expect you neckbeard perma virgin to know that.
>>2656153
Yeah I'm Taylor and I'm sitting alone in my house watching some TV and lurking moar on 4chan but I wouldn't expect you neckbeard perma virgin to know that.
>>2656155
Im Taylors unborn child and i'm here to tell you bitch you be preggo now stfu and go eat some KFC and cool aid you stupid coal burning bitch.
>>2656160
I'm Taylor's ovaries and there is no child in here mate.
>>2656175
I'm Taylor's obgy and can confirm she's NOT pregnant
>>2656175
>no child in ovaries
Well I should hope so; that's not a viable pregnancy and it could kill the mother.
>>2655988
I hope the dad is a nigger. I will shitpost so hard on /pol/
>>2656212
and all the tayfags here will anhero lol
>>2656145
>referring to the cuck voices in your head as "people in the entertainment world"
>>2656048
Name of this event?
>>2656245
I run a popular tumblr page that Taylor visits often and iv had contact with her in the past, Just wait and see it will be announced very soon, They are just waiting for the 8 week period to end then will announce it, and of course the father is Calvin.
>>2656267
which tumblr?
>>2656269
obviously i'm not going to say on 4chan.
>>2656274
>I'm obviously full of shit
Gotcha
>>2656276
Believe what you like but by me saying i'm in contact with her by saying my blog she would have no contact with me there after you idiot, but yeah 3-4 weeks time and you will see i'm correct.
I'm Taylor's offical Gynocalagist, she is 6 weeks preganant. The baby is 1/2 black, 1/2 asian
>>2656280
She's carrying Tiger Wood's clone; makes perfect sense.
Hey, it's been a long time since I was here. I said that I wanted to create a thread on /b/ sometime, but I'm really busy lately.
But I'll try to do it when I have time.
So how have you been?
>>2656271
Oh and nice sideboob. I've neever seen this one.
>>2656321
I'm making one tomorrow (16 hours 6 mins from now) because it's the weekly thread but if you could make it multiple times a week that'd be awesome.
>>2656324
>not having a daily thread any more
>being this unpopular on /b/
kek
>>2656324
I'll try to be there. But I don't think that I'll be able to start a thread every day.
>9 hours
>60 replies
why the fuck is she so popular on this website
>>2656212
If it's Calvin Harris, he's from my town. We're basically the country niggers of Scotland.
>>2656349
Offical trash tier now.
>>2656212
I just hope these rumors are more widespread than this thread. It will be pretty fun if they catch on.
>>2656355
most of its hate tho...wouldnt really say she is popular its more like reviled and mocked
>>2656373
should try and get it to trend on twitter lol
>>2656087
Is that her brother ? Hes got the swift chin.
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>>2656087
Anyone else notice that her skin looks kinda orange or tanned in these photos. Shes never given into the whole spray tan fad in the past. Shes always been known as one of the few A lists celebs with very white fair skin who wouldn't darken her skin to fit in. I wonder why this has changed ?
>>2656278
It's pretty easy to fabricat random lies in hopes of trolling when you are anonymous.
When nine months go by and there is no child how will I be able to directly tell (You) that (You) were a lair and that (You) were full of crap without the thumbler page?
>>2656402
He has Taylor's moms pig nose so I would say yes.
She's a massive coal burner. I got my sources.
less stupid arguing, more perfect tswizzle feet.
please
>>2656526
I'll post the dearth I do have to try and get the ball rolling.
>>2656526
>>2656528
All I've got thats hi-rez of just her wonderful tootsies.
*prays for more*
>>2656366
Shut up, fag. Stop posting TayTay
rumours going around that Taylor was abducted by aliens
>>2656643
and that bleached hair girl is just an alien in disguise
>>2656335
Cool, sure not every day, but sometimes would be nice.
>>2656530
I'm sorry dude I'm not a feet person so you'll have to do with regular Taylor.
>>2656643
>tayfags really triggered by pregnancy rumors..
>tayfags on suicide watch
>>2656456
wtf is a fabricat ?
and why you so mad that taylor could be pregnant? some fan you are you should be supporting and celebrate that it could be true....
>>2656643
that picture is edited from lowerrider on deviantart to make her look taller. This is the original
>>2656717
>post feet pic
>her feet look disgusting
>>2656643
>rumours going around that Taylor was abducted by aliens
That impregnated her?
>>2656827
turns out it was illegal aliens that impregnated her...
really need to build that wall..
>>2656831
>turns out they were aliens in the illegal AND extraterrestrial sense
Build a dyson sphere... and make the Rigellians pay for it!
>>2656705
>wtf is a fabricat
It's that thing that comes out of a Disney princesses side kicks eyes when they cry on a full moo once every five years.
>>2656857
kek'd
look at this slav bitch tryin' too hard to be TayTay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRzASa4mDzY
>>2656913
She even had her mom give birth to her in 1989!
>>2656913
I just watched the eurovision song contest with my roommate. Germany is by on the last place with a big margin.
For fucks sake!
>>2656913
not even close to taytay. How the fuck got this bitch a better rating than germany...
>>2657020
She didn't, Slovenia didn't even qualify.
>>2657023
Oh I was looking at the wrong chart ( http://www.eurovision.de/news/Radikale-Aenderung-beim-Voting-zum-ESC,finale1300.html )
I should have noticed, because Germany isn't on the last place on this one (but close)
>>2657026
And my roommate and I were way too late. We could only see the ranking ...
>>2657027
I didn't watch it anyway don't care for it, at least our song was kinda decent.
Wanted Australia to win though.
>>2657028
Yeah Australia was better than Ukraine.
But last place with 11 points and the next place has over 30. Come on
>>2657029
And you only got to be in the final because you pump mad money into Eurovision.
>>2657037
Ya. Totally not worth it.
>>2657027
maybe you shouldn't have been fucking ur room mate in the ass and u wouldn't have missed it tayfag
>>2657049
So creative
>>2657054
he's got a point tho...
>>2655988
What will taytay and calvins baby look like ? Big forehead apparently.
>>2657095
so precious!
cuTAYst ever
>>2657212
>nig baby
>cucked
Don't use words you dont know the meaning off
>>2657265
not sure is retarded...race has nothing to do with being a cuckold...that's a meme, fatfag
>>2657282
>not sure is retarded
English this time. Cucks are disgusting and should be killed along with black's and trannys
>>2657306
we got a grade school teacher over here, fellars! it was a typo, trying to deflect your retard comment will not work
>>2657338
I bet you support cuckism
>>2657103
TOP FUCKING KEK
do one with B.o.B the rapper her ex bf lol
>>2657469
>attempting to deflect accusations of deflection by accusing him of being a cuck
Good work, champ.
>>2657560
>do one with B.o.B the classical countertenor neuroscientist Pythagorean humanitarian Nuwaubian pescetarian veterinarian Aryan Shaolin monk her accountant lol
>>2657677
I heard he does have all those titles, yes.
>>2657469
what the fuck is me setting you straight instead of being a memetard have to do with supporting said thing?
for real...that's how you think?
>>2657677
>being this mad that his waifu got blacked
What happened to Daily TayTay? I used to tell people in the thread that I fucking hated her, but I secretly used to fap to her during the thread all the time
>>2657793
>I used to tell people in the thread that I fucking hated her, but I secretly used to fap to her during the thread all the time
well i guess if your a trap lover you would do that..
and the OP got arrested for child porn was on the news in holland
>>2657793
It's only on Saturdays now.
>>2657799
I did?
>>2657803
who paid your bail? was it another tayfag?
>>2657817
Leave him alone
>>2657803
>It's only on Saturdays now.
Due to taytay being so unpopular on /b/ lol
>>2657820
or what? you will hit me with your handbag?
>>2657823
>I respect /b/'s opinions
>>2657839
It's literally just 1 dude shitposting all over the thread don't worry just report and laugh like the rest of us.
>>2657824
No. I don't like TayTay that much, but you're being stupid. Go away
>>2657848
actually its about 5 guys and were not shitposting just replying etc, shitposting that's what you guys do in chloe threads lol
>>2657848
>saying he is reporting people on 4chan is a bannable offence
>read the rules
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>>2657904
have you considered posting pictures faggot
>>2657911
sure btw she did a great job photoshopping that pic lol
>>2657927
she didnt even upload it to her instagram what are you on about
>>2657948
her bf did lol
>>2657927
>a fake forced hollywood friendship
have you seen them together lately?
like they stand a mile apart from each other.
Their friendship was a meme pushed by vanity and vogue and others in the fashionXmusic world and as soon as they stopped pushing them together it became just any other gal pal friendship.
>>2658068
they keep it secret kalor forever, she even lives with taylor
>>2658112
>she even lives with taylor
bruh it's so over, follow karlies snapchat and instagram
Karlies and taylors interactions are so awkward now, there's even rumours of them having a legit falling out or fight because of comments Karlie made on "friendships having their bad times and their good times" in a recent conversation on what it's like to be friends with taylor.
And supposedly Taylor went on a "girlsquad" friend collecting spree for her 1989 tour and a lot of the "girlsquad" girls feel used.
>>2658184
>trying to argue with someone that's shitposting
come on
>>2658184
I'd believe that. Taylor did use them to fill a void while she was single. She's that girl that is impossible to get a hold of once she finds a boyfriend.
Am I the only who dosen't get lust or horny from looking at her? She seems so plain looking and if I looked at her naked I feel like her body is so boring.
>>2658475
How can you not fall in love with this qt3.14 face.
>>2658477
I sort of get what anon is saying. She's almost "too" perfect.
I find her beautiful and whatever else but in the same way a sunset or mountaintop are beautiful.
>>2658480
She's there to be loved and admired like indeed a nice sunset or mountaintop.
>>2658475
Probably because she's a 6.5/10 without the fame points. Keep in mind you're looking at a $xxxx makeup job, multiple layers of photo editing through a shitty computer monitor. I guarantee there's at least 5 women at the grocery store right now that would put her to shame.
tldr: anybody that says she's perfect needs to get out more.
>>2658475
dude if I saw her naked I'd cum so hard I'd fill a swimming pool.
>>2656267
If you were you'd probably either be ohsoswiftly or dirtytaylorswift, I know @swiftonsecurity lurks here from time to time as well, none of this matters though because you're a shit.
>>2655974
That hair makes her look very manly.
>>2656954
this.
+1
underrated post
>>2656355
/pol/ and stormfront love her
>>2656717
he's pretty tall desu.
she just another submissive gal
>>2658895
No just a giant ugly cunt
I want to feel her weight in my arms.
>>2659002
I wanna eat her asshole out
>>2658729
>being this butthurt that he is a nobody and has never had contact with taylor like i have.
>>2658296
LIterally the best pic of her of all time
>>2659115
Prove it
>>2655988
Now what motherfucker had the insane luck to be able to actually squirt his load inside of Taytay. Like an LSD trip from space.
>>2659391
that Jock Jock Calvin
>I was screaming long live all the magic we made
>>2659391
Doubt he ejaculated much most of the semens probably got stuck under his foreskin
>>2659638
>amerimutilated doesnt know the foreskin retracts when inside pussy
I'm glad taylor has a real man now who's dick doesnt scrape her walls raw
>>2659645
>American
no
>raw
She dried like a prune inside?
>>2659544
>I had the time of my life posting TayTay with you?
>>2659391
that rapper B.o.B her ex
>>2656406
Because she's been B L A C K E D.
>no ass (belly sticks out further than her ass does)
>no tits
>looks like a trap
>shit feet
>shit body
>shit singer
>man hands
>blacked
Taylor cucks are truly pathetic.
>>2660160
>shitposting in so many threads you lose track of who you're actually mad about
whew lad
>>2660165
>had so many nigger dicks you cant tell who the father is
wuwuwuwu as joey would say
>>2660168
>d-d-d-damage control!
Thought nobody saw that, didn't you
>>2660170
saw what? you post something then reply to it and then delete it?
trust you tayfags to do weird shit lol
>>2660171
that's what they are known for..samefagging and trannie cercle jerking.
For fucks sake when is she going to do something lewd?
>>2660170
Now I'm curious.
>>2660199
Shitposter was being pathetic and bashing on his former waifu Chloe instead of Taytay
http://archive.4plebs.org/hr/thread/2655974/#2660160
>>2660202
>being so paranoid that he thinks everyone is me
kek
and for the record my only waifu is goddess tier Rachel Riley
>>2660202
He's fucked up a lot in the 7 months he's been here, but this has to take the fucking cake.
>>2655974
Christ she looks like a dyke
>>2660220
>he trolls things he dislikes all day everyday
such a life
>>2660390
>he spams trap pics all day every day
such a life
>>2660395
even if I did, I would be doing something I enjoy...you post negative things about things you dislike, that's way more...autistic
>>2660398
that actually made me chuckle, your purposely spamming pics of a trap idol, calling her a goddess and making a 4chan religion around her "taytay vault" and thinking thats not as autistic as laughing and mocking you guys...lol
evaluate your life choices tayfag ahaha
>>2660430
>/REKT
fucking trap lovers lol
>>2660395
Psst, there's no image attached to the post you're replying to.
Shitposter needs to leave, permanently
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>>2660473
This is all the same person. Seriously, get a life son.>>2660475
>>2660475
Haha yeah that too, kid's just a bit too autistic (sorry for including you in the previous reply forgot to type)
>>2660555
>filename
>trips
checkd
>>2660555
Fucking checked.
>>2660555
The Get gods will this.
>>2660562
>This is all the same person. Seriously, get a life son
http://imgur.com/6O4wFOo
now please kill yourself in shame tayfag
>>2660786
>TyrannosaurusREKT
>>2660988
Knew you was going to use that excuse after getting proved wrong, but i guess that's because you are a paranoid shut-in.
Sort your life out dude.
>>2660988
Doesn't even need to be photoshop, ms paint or inspect element.
shitposter could literally just close his browser at any point, open it and start posting again and his previous (you)s would disappear and he could take screenshots and it'd seem like his previous posts weren't him. Not to mention shitposter samefags like crazy and a lot of those posts are from before yesterday.
>>2660995
We all know they're all you shitposter. You still post the exact same shit in the exact same way. Couldn't be more obvious if you literally signed "shitposter" at the end of each one.
>>2661159
I have the same bucket.
>>2661159
Shitposters could also just press F12 and remove the (you)'s or add (you)'s
>>2661199
Well it's not a secret. Just normal chrome dev tools.
>>2661159
>Couldn't be more obvious if you literally signed "shitposter" at the end of each one.
I never knew how to explain it, but you just did. You read the post and you just KNOW.
>>2661214
>You read the post and you just KNOW
>Because the voices in my head tells me that can only be one guy who mocks us about our autistic "goddess worship" and "TAY VAULT" and creepy shit like pic related
>>2661230
or i could just inspect element and make fake (You)'s and then post it here, but unlike you tayfags i don't need to fake things to be believable.
oh, this trap thread again...
>>2661448
and here you are ...
>>2661463
had to stop by and laugh..its like when you drive by a car crash ....you just gotta look..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj-eQFam5-s
>>2661466
I think if you purposely drive to the same crash over and over again knowing what it is..."just to look" you might have unresolved issues
tl;dr you like traps and there is nothing wrong with that, you go gyrl!
Post her nip slip guys
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>>2661604
And in the Out Of The Woods video at 2:20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLf9q36UsBk
>>2661644
It's a fake?
>>2661646
No
ayy
