Daughter of the Commander in Chief and future President.
>mfw Bernie adopts Donald's Jewish daughter
Yessss
She's such a babe
Trumptards are the dumbest people in the country
>>2650338
>her father wants to fuck her
>I want to fuck her
Don and I agree on the big issues
>ywn make love to her while thinking of her father
>>2650391
You still have to go back.
>>2650392
>implying he hasn't already
>>2650494
I would have
anybody have pics of her from the guggenheim young collectors ball 2006? That dress and that woman together was perfection
>>2650800
Better version, actually.
I'm waiting for the parody porno film about all of this, where Ivanka and Melania fuck The Donald. Based on a true story, of course.
Yep president Trump that wants to bankrupt the US and destroy the global economy
but
>MUH WALL
>MUH INSECURITIES
>MUH FEELINGS
Right wingers are a disease
>>2651078
Take that over to /pol/ and see how far you get.
>>2651078
>not wanting to bankrupt the US and destroy the global economy
>>2651091
>cigarettes are objectively bad for you
>t-take that to the smokers lounge and see how far you get
Cute
>>2651096
>my opinion is the objective truth
I take it back, you must have already been to /pol/
>>2651096
this is a wonderful analogy for /pol/
She sure is pretty, it's a damn shame that her upbringing almost definitely made her a bad person.
>>2651078
anyone who actually supports trump is an enormous fucking idiot. But his daughter is hot.
Yeah she's hot, until she opens her mouth!
>>2651176
let her suck, not talk, stupid
>>2650340
Wonder what her cunt looks like, probably flappy as fuck from all the cock she gets
>>2651178
Anon you're right! What was I thinking?
>>2651078
Feelings and insecurities? You mistook right wingers for tumblr bitches.
>>2650787
only stuff I could find is from Getty Images
>>2651124
she seems nicer than most of her ilk
>>2651217
such a classy looking lady
>>2650338
And Trump wants to bang her.
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/73fxht/the-daily-show-with-trevor-noah-don-t-forget--donald-trump-wants-to-bang-his-daughter
>>2650391
Who cares if they are or not? They are getting rid of smelly wetbacks and posting sexy pics of Ivanka. Seem like great folks to me.
>>2651452
You breastfed until you were 15 and we don't judge you.
>>2651452
worldstarhiphop com/videos/video.php?v=wshhyhq634DxYp7W33zO
If ur not merican or u know, a mexican living in the US illegally.
>>2651452
He probably has and still is
>>2651470
beautiful makeup but that mouth is a bit too friendly
>>2651078
> to bankrupt the US and destroy the global economy
I would really, really, REALLY love to see how you've come to this conclusion based off of anything other than the feelings you mock.
>>2651096
>compares cigarettes to a political view
>thinks this is valid
>even has someone back that up even though I'm not sure they even understand that point other that "hurr /pol/ tho pham"
wew
>>2650391
>>2651078
Well if Trump wins you can always emigrate to Mexico....no no wait sorry I meant Canada - none of you actually want to live in Mexico right?
>>2651559
not even the fucking Mexicans
too bad Hillary already has the seat
>>2651078
Getting this hysterical ( the business man is going to destroy the world ) and then talking about other peoples feelings and insecurities.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection
But msnbc said he would....
Truth is if you want something done about illegal immigration Trump is the only game in town. None of the other candidates are as serious. And it's not as if it's doctors or engineers that are literally just walking over the border week after week.
Then there's Clinton. Another 4-8 years of her supporters pushing gender identity "everythings the fault of the white man" feminism does not appeal. Her policies are one long list of "promise everything" left wing talking points. She doesn't have any original policies. I don't even know why she wants to be in charge if she has no plans other than regurgitated polices.
>>2651176
>>2651124
I haven't seen that much of Ivanka but when she talked she always came across as bright,intelligent, and a credit to her father.
His sons on the other hand come across as if they would swindle pensioners if they had the smarts to get away with it. They're not on the podium for a reason.
>>2650339
literally perfect
>>2650787
You mean this one?
>>2651635
A lot better than Chelsea Clinton who is not even Bill's Biological Daughter.
Pic - Chelsea Clinton and Webster Hubbel - a partner at Hilarys law office. She looks a lot more like Webster than Bill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdW8n7snfHU
>>2650395
21 Mp image - largest I could find
>>2651604
I would vote for her if she ran for President.
And I'm betting she does in 2024
>>2651500
>trump turd smoker detected
>>2651695
>he disagrees with my views
>let's call him names
The left, everybody.
>>2651702
>The left, everybody.
Yeah, what a libtard.
>>2651707
>guise look
>I called myself a name
Wew
>>2651695
Oh fuck oft
>>2651642
yes, this one. She looks so dreamy and elegant in it, I love it
>>2651500
more like the words that came out of his mouth, you mong. Typical trumptard, low IQ, low information
>I am the king of debt," he said. "I love debt. I love playing with it.
>I would borrow, knowing that if the economy crashed, you could make a deal," Trump said. "And if the economy was good, it was good. So therefore, you can't lose."
He thinks the government is one of his shitty ass casinos, he beyond incompetent, worse than Bush. He doesn't know shit about economics. He doesn't know the fucking difference between government debt and private debt. But im gonna vote for because political correctness! I hate brown people! Make American great again! John Cena!
>>2651702
>Trump, who literally can't do anything else except call people names
The right's lack of self-awareness, everybody.
>>2651840
>strawmanning this hard
We should cock tribute her and tweet at him
Ivana Humpalot
>>2651179
>Virgin: The post
>>2652052
wow, that top is gorgeous. What does the rest look like?
>>2652053
such a perfect beauty. She and that dress were totally made for each other.
>>2652054
>>2652057
oh yes, perfection all the way down. I love it
>>2652086
I love her eyes so much. She's a real beauty
>>2652090
almost a miracle that there are no slips available from this outfit
>>2652102
that circlet turns her 11/10 face into something that is off the charts. I adore it
the fact that she came from Trump, and trump came to make her, makes her super unattractive tbqh famalam.
>>2652142
thank you very much for the dump, anon. She's gorgeous
Ivanka Drumpf
>>2652122
>not fucking ivanka while imagining you're anally sexing her father
Gay tbhfam
>>2652053
We haven't unlocked the bodyguard in the back of the picture, yet.
>>2652164
>>2652444
trumprage
>>2650787
>That dress and that woman together was perfection
>>2651832
>yes, this one. She looks so dreamy and elegant in it, I love it
>>2652054
>wow, that top is gorgeous
>>2652056
>She and that dress were totally made for each other.
>>2652059
>oh yes, perfection all the way down. I love it
>>2652103
>that circlet turns her 11/10 face into something that is off the charts
Y U talk like that?
>>2652540
He's trying to make you understand that people appreciate the pics.
Going a little over the top, though.
>>2651872
No. Cock Tribute is lame,beta and weird. Besides the Donald won't get butthurt, he'll just ignore you.
>>2651840
"I am the king of debt. I do love debt. I love debt. I love playing with it," Trump said.
The FULL quote: - Context He was asked to paraphrase "Should we raise interest rates to help solve inequality."
"what do we do with all of the money that we owe everybody when rates go up and now all of a sudden we have to borrow at two points more. one point more even is devastating. but two, three, four, five points more. it's a real dilemma and we have to be very, very careful, and i am the king of debt. i do love debt. i love debt. i love playing with it. but of course, now you're talking about, you know, you're talking about something that's very, very fragile. and it has to be handled very, very carefully"
He say "very, very carefully" TWICE. It's totally Cherry picked. Borrowing wisely is necessary for most businesses - being good at borrowing is part of being good at business. This is why you should NEVER trust the mainstream news when it has an agenda ( Hillary ).
http://www.cnbc.com/2016/05/05/cnbc-excerpts-donald-trump-republican-presidential-candidate-and-trump-organization-chairman-speaks-with-cnbcs-squawk-box-today.html
you can listen to trump himself here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhVc5tnzdRU
or
http://video.cnbc.com/gallery/?video=3000515269
Cnbc won't even publish the other quote In context - Honestly See if you can find it. They've pulled the video.
Whose really "low IQ" - People who have listened to a lot of his speeches and trust him or people who are led by liberal media with just 2 out of context, cherry picked quotes. But they tell you your smart eh? just like a farmer patting their cattle on the back as they walk into the slaughter house truck.
>>2652585
Donald?
>>2652588
Fucking based as shit.
>>2652588
complex problems meets vague generalities.
but it's the librulz who don't understand.
Name one things politics doesn't ruin.
>>2652650
Balloon animals.
>>2652914
>the person who creates the balloon animal can not be dressed as a clown due to those w/ phobia
>when the balloon inevitably popped brown people shout ALLAH ACKBAR
no, they ruin everything
just here to ruin ur post with this: she voted hillary clinton in 2008, and isnt a republican. doesnt support her father's policies at all. she donated over 1k to hillary. not a hillary supporter here, but just ruining your post :)
>>2652095
An anti-miracle
She is NOT an especially attractive woman
Why does this thread exist?
>over 9,000 threads devoted to tay-tay
Oh... okay
>>2653489
Gay spotted.
>>2653328
>voted hillary 2008
>isnt a republican
>doesnt support her father's policies at all
>donated over 1k to hillary
Yet she keeps getting photographed on the podium at trump rallies.
>>2651600
>>2651559
>voted hillary 2008
>isnt a republican
In 2008 the democrats weren't as far left. In 2016 Dems are too far left for a lot of centerists including the Trumps. In 2008 we had Bush, a lot of centerist went dem cos of Bush.
>donated over 1k to hillary
Policital donations to Hillary are usually political protection money, bribes, requests for favors or just keeping her sweet. It's like a tax if you wanted to do business in New York when Hillary was senator. Everyone know's that.
>doesnt support her father's policies at all
Please Read:
http://edition.cnn.com/2015/10/14/politics/ivanka-trump-donald-trump-defense/index.html
http://www.nytimes.com/politics/first-draft/2016/04/13/ivanka-trump-proves-a-savvy-surrogate-for-her-father/
http://www.bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2016-02-09/ivanka-trump-tries-to-convince-new-hampshire-her-father-loves-women
Yet she keeps supporting him.
TL;DR Ted, If that's you, I know you're bitter but stop lyin Ted
>>2653761
Dems far left?
Ahhahahaha.
Obama is a moderate conservative that passed Mitt Romney's pro-corporate health care plan and Hillary was literally a member of the Young Republicans who campaigned for Barry Goldwater.
>>2653773
"too far left for a lot of centerists" NOT "far left". There's a big big difference.
Dems moved left articles
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2016/01/13/obama-moved-left-on-the-economy-many-democrats-moved-farther/
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/05/27/opinion/have-democrats-pulled-too-far-left.html
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2016/3/27/1506462/-Has-the-Democratic-Party-Moved-Left-A-Look-at-the-Last-10-Years
http://www.the-american-interest.com/2015/10/09/study-democrats-moving-left-faster-than-republicans-moving-right/
http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2016/01/why-america-is-moving-left/419112/
Everyone from the Daily commie Kos to the Atlantic thinks the democrats have moved left and yet you seem to think you should be laughing at me. The communist theory they teach you in pol/sci-101 and NPR doesn't count in the real world of contemporary american politics. Maybe you're laughing out of bliss because you know....
Ivana + vank = Ivanka
Sorry
Bbbbtttrump
>>2653489
Zeitgeist fap ? /pol/ ? someone new ? so you can say "I was fapping to Ivanka before she succeded president Donald in 2025." There are a number of reason.
She's a whole lot prettier than Chelsea Clinton that's for sure.
>>2650338
>Commander in Chief and future Presiden
nigger, do you even?
>>2654476
I'd give her some white seed
>>2654680
Ivanka had plastic surgery to make her prettier
chelsea didn't
TOP KEK Drumpf would rather lose the election than let anyone know he isn't as rich as he says he is
>>2655038
Unbelievably >>2654680 that's Chelsea Clinton *after* plastic surgery. It looks like no ammount of plastic surgery can save Chelsea.
http://www.afterplasticsurgery.com/chelsea-clinton-plastic-surgery/
http://celebritysurgerynews.com/chelsea-clinton-plastic-surgery/
>>2650391
> the dumbest people
>>2651140
>enormous fucking idiot
>>2651840
>mong, low IQ
......actually
http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-mythology-of-trumps-working-class-support/
>Likewise, although about 44 percent of Trump supporters have college degrees, according to exit polls.... higher than the 33 percent of non-Hispanic white adults, or the 29 percent of American adults overall, who have at least a bachelor’s degree.
>The median household income of a Trump voter so far in the primaries is about $72,000,..... well above the national median household income of about $56,000. It’s also higher than the median income for Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders supporters, which is around $61,000 for both.
By Nate "Liberals jerk off to him" Silver
Cos U know .. stupid people tend to have college degrees and command high salaries.
Seeing as you think intelligence is such an important factor you'll be going round telling people that Trump is the smart people's choice right?
>>2655038
Yeah - she had her nose and chin done along with skin treatments and hair straightened. She's still disgusting but crucially she's not Bill's kid. Hillary had an affair with her law firm boss Web Hubbel. Chelsea REALLY looks like Web Hubbel and Hillarys kid. I mean if you didn't know who any of them were and you saw a photo of Bill and Web Hubbel and were asked to pick Chelsea's father everyone would pick Web Hubbel 100% everytime. Chelsea's surgery isn't for Chelsea's benefit, it's designed to make her look LESS like Web Hubbels kid and more like Bills - esp Bills nose and chin. Unfortunately the Clintons are psychopaths.
>>2655466
Dubs of truth.
>>2655466
>She's still disgusting
What's it like being gay?
>>2655500
Did you just call him gay for being disgusted by Chelsea Clinton?
>>2655506
I misread.
I'll leave now.
>>2655507
I preferred these when they were actual letters and you could have the satisfaction of shredding them.
Everything You need to know about Hillary
http://www.wnd.com/2015/05/here-they-are-hillarys-22-biggest-scandals-ever/
http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2016/04/22/pro-hillary-pac-spending-1-million-to-hire-online-trolls/
But but.. muh Brietbart is biased - okay here's the direct source:
http://correctrecord.org/barrier-breakers-2016-a-project-of-correct-the-record/
Would you hump Trump?
>>2651686
Well Played anon
>>2652105
>>2652106
Dat long neck
>>2651179
Hilldawg, pls.
>>2656645
I like how Ivanka is an assest to the Trump campaign because she's smart and likable whilst Chelsea isn't because she's an ugly robot like her mum and isn't related to Bill.
>>2656669
>I vote based on how fuckable the candidate's daughter is
>>2657353
How many fuckable Presidental daughters have there been? Or even just any world leader having an attractive daughter? Honestly I can't think of any non-royal ones.
I figured she'd be a bimbo with a valley girl voice then I saw her on Howard Stern and she became a 1000x hotter https://youtu.be/aHPUZk5HdRA?t=1651
>>2651457
You're a shallow, disgusting degenerate.
Really guys it wasnt me! It was an impersonator!
>>2657353
>I vote based on how fuckable the candidate's daughter is
It goes a lot further than that. Trump's biggest faults and perhaps his biggest assets is that he's brash, coarse, self promoter. Ivanka on the otherhand is refined and nuanced. Ivanka counter balances the percieved weaknesses of Donald and suggest's there is something more to the Trumps. With Clintons it different. Hillarys weakness is that she's seen as always on the make, lacks the human touch, is robotic, and shouldn't be trusted. Her daughter gives speeches for $65K, is robotic and lacks the human touch and ISN'T Bill's Kid - thus suggesting Hillary can't be trusted. Chelsea just reminds everyone on why they don't like Hillary.
http://www.politico.com/story/2015/06/chelsea-clinton-speaking-fee-university-missouri-119580
I would hypothesise that if Bill really is guilty of assualting all the women that people say he has it's probably "revenge-by-proxy" for the way Hillary has mistreated him.
>>2657596
That would perhaps be relevant if Ivanka was his wife.
>>2657355
George W Bush. But way to miss the point.
>>2657378
>>2657847
Aww...is this your first day trolling or are just a dumb Hillbot?
>>2657416
Yeah, I'm really not bothered by this. Firstly it's perfectly possible that someone would try and an imitate him to try and get a story in the press. New York is full of comedians, DJs, writers and actors that would love to have a story about the day they got an article in the Washington Post. Secondly even if it was Trump, and it quite probably is - I haven't heard the full audio, he's always been a canny self promoter. He was trying to generate free publicity using a pseudonym. It may shock some but it happens a fair bit with actors/performers pretending to be their own agent/publicist. Celeb friends submitting pics or fake stories pretending the celeb got papped.
Fake stories:
Would I Lie To You Rob Brydon's Agent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVq2XJv1Tmg
Fake press Stories in "Starsuckers Documentary" - Starts a 5 Mins 30 Secs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd8O6rhIGo8
Of couse major celebs don't have to do any of this.
It's good that all the dirt on trump is out in the open now, rather than have him being blackmailed whilst in office like Mrs Clinton will be.
Really! Its not me!
>>2655773
I don't need conspiracy theories or manufactured whatever-gates. All I need to know is that she's a warmonger and corporate shill who is cozy with Saudi royals.
From 2014:
>“[T]he neocons may be preparing a more brazen feat: aligning themselves with Hillary Rodham Clinton and her nascent presidential campaign, in a bid to return to the driver's seat of American foreign policy. […] And the thing is, these neocons have a point. Mrs. Clinton voted for the Iraq war; supported sending arms to Syrian rebels; likened Russia’s president, Vladimir V. Putin, to Adolf Hitler; wholeheartedly backs Israel;”
>>2658017
It's obviously him, and he's repeatedly lied about it. Which makes him a creep *and* a hypocrite.
Lyin' Don
>>2658126
>wholeheartedly backs Israel
You don't need to be a neocon to support Israel, you just need to be human.
>>2658360
>I don't like liars and hypocrites
>hillary 2016
pick one
>>2658379
> to support Israel, you just need to be human
..and not care about palestinians or dead children of course.
MuhIsraelNeverMakesMistakes.txt
WeDontContinuallyProvokeTheArabs.Propoganda
TheMagicBookSaysWeCan.StolenLand
>>2658414
>pick one
false dichotomy time
Lyin' Don
>>2658554
>false dichotomy
You seriously believe Hillary is honest and never went against her word? Are you new to politics?
>>2653837
Those are all opinion pieces. Claiming "America is going to the libs" is a popular tactic to get Republicans to the polls.
The last 2 are about democratic voters not the democratic party which has been consistently center-right since Bill Clinton. Bernie is the only far left Democratic candidate. Just compare his policies with the rest of the party.
>>2658379
Good goy.
Can't wait to see a man like Trump as the president of the most powerful country in the world
Based year man: 3
Drumpf: 0
>>2658564
>Those are all opinion piece
no they are mostly based on studies or lots of evidence.
Bernie Bro here's the thing. In the full scale of any policy spectrum from mass government ownership to small government libertarianism the conventional argument is that everything since Regan has been right wing. This is just a left wing talking point. In practical terms it's worthless. They want people to think that full government control of many aspects is "the center". Thus their big government solutions to problems can be considered "centerist". Right wingers do the same "muh repulican increases in medicaid is big government by the back door". Both the left and the right make false markers with their everything is too left wing/too right wing. They're both full of shit, the only true marker of left and right wing is the one that wins or looses you an election.
Honestly I took a politics class at college and it's full of this pointless classification. What they don't tell you is that it's largely irrelevant labeling. The only thing that matters is what will win you an election tomorrow . So yes compared to the "new deal"era the current "middle ground" is far to the right but that's irrelevant. What matters is that the policies espoused by Hillary or Bernie will be likely to the to the left of Bill and that is too far left for a lot of people.
TL;DR The Only worthwhile marker of left and right wing is the one that wins or looses you an election.
>>2658714
>Based year man: 3
>Drumpf: 0
Based year man?? Who is this? and why does he have a score of three?
Also "Drumpf" - no one cares. It just ends up as an over-repeated unfunny joke than kinda grates purely through repetition.
>>2658706
Someone Photoshop a cum blast onto her face.
>>2658731
Could I?
Yes.
Will I?
No.
>>2658731
Y U wanna see that?
>>2658728
you are so mad online
>>2658829
“I'd like to really show what I believe the men want to see: violence against women. I firmly believe that we serve a purpose by showing that. The most violent we can get is the cum shot in the face. Men get off behind that because they get even with the women they can't have."
The full family, but she looks cute in this one.
>tfw on tiffany train but have respect for ivanka
>>2658915
>“I'd like to really show what I believe the men want to see: violence against women. I firmly believe that we serve a purpose by showing that. The most violent we can get is the cum shot in the face. Men get off behind that because they get even with the women they can't have."
There is really violent porn out there - see paintoy, facial abuse etc yet they remain niche whilst solo-girl,girl-girl and mainstream boy-girl sites do well. If men really wanted to see violence then they can, They choose not to.
I thought it was a cum fetish ( although why other guys cum I don't know ) but thanks for the quote.
>>2658856
wut?
>>2659024
<Tiffany Trump with big sister Ivanka
FYI - Ivanka is Donald and Ivana's kid. Tiffany(22) is Donald and Marla Maples kid. She's just graduated from the University of Pennsylvania and Ivy League University with a double major in sociology (with a concentration in law) and urban studies. Smart kid.
>>2658554
>>2658554
>false dichotomy
Bernie can't win unless Hillary drops out/has another stroke/gets arrested or impeached.
http://www.counterpunch.org/2016/04/01/how-hillary-clinton-bought-the-loyalty-of-33-state-democratic-parties/
Hillary and her SuperPACs have rigged it despite what she says about wanting electoral reform.
http://www.opensecrets.org/pres16/
Neither Jill Stein nor Gary Johnson can win. Voting for them is, in practical terms, the same as not voting.
Realistically it's Trump or Clinton. Hillary is a liar. How is it a false dichotomy?
>>2659255
It's a false dilemma because you assume that anyone who doesn't support Trump must be a Hillary supporter (or a Democratic voter). Removing Hillary from the picture entirely and Trump is still a liar, a hypocrite and a terrible candidate.
>>2659280
>NoCandidateIsGoodEnoughForMe.txt
>>2650339
nice
