The one and only Taylor Alison Swift.
Today's Swizzle thread was a lesson to no longer make threads on Tuesdays
>>2616740
Does not sound fun, what did OP pick as Song Of The Day?
>>2616742
He didn't even choose one and just made it the entire Speak Now album.
>>2616763
daily reminder that Speak Now is and will always be her best album
>>2616740
i coudnt make it today but ill try for tomorrow
what happened?
>>2616806
Thread died.
I wasn't there, but from the archive, it seems like it was maybe two Swifties until one of them left cause it was too slow and he had stuff to do
>>2616822
thats to bad hopefully tomorrow will be better then
>>2616844
They didn't even manage to make it to image limit, so yeah, hopefully it will be better tomorrow
I swear this is one faggot talking to himself.
>>2616847
it says down the bottom how many posters m8
>>2616798
correct opinion
>>2616874
That doesn't mean shit
>proxy
>dynamic IP
>posting from mobile device and PC
>>2616874
Just learn to ignore him anon, he's literally got nothing better to do in his life and so he spends his time shitposting in Taylor Swift threads
Fearless/Speak Now era > Red era > self-titled era >>>>>>>> 1989 era
Both in terms of music and looks.
How about some newer pics ?
>>2616954
I prefer her old hair though, only like the new style some of the time
i would love to cum inside taylor swift
>dat face
>>2616886
I like pictures of Tay-Tay, it's the words I don't like.
It's the words man!
>replies with words
>harhar
>check & m8t
repeat after me, SHORT HAIR A SHIT!
>>2617051
amen
overrated
>>2616905
imo for both
Red > 1989 > Fearless/Speak Now
Why oh why did she cut her gorgeous hair that made her 3cutie5me?
>tfw her hair will never be long again
Never
Ever
Ever.
>>2617144
I miss this hair :(
<3
>>2617177
HHNNNNGGG
>literally one faggot just dumping the same pics for the hundredth time
And you shitheads wonder why these threads get autosaged
>>2617235
jealous, disgusting piggu's?
>>2617235
>17 posters
>being this jealous
>little bro has leukaemia
>Tay visits him and other kids with cancer in the hospital every year
>every kid loves her including the hospital staffs
>she holds a small concert with just her guitar behind the hospital building where there's a tiny park surrounded by fences
>concert finishes and she talks to the kids and my bro
>a kid from the group shows off the bike he got from last Christmas to Tay
>he does this to anyone who visits him
>he starts riding in front of everyone
>out of nowhere, some guy wearing a colorful clown wig comes in running next to him and pushes him off his bike
>he locks the kid's head with one arm and furiously rubs the top of his head
>for the first time, I hear Tay’s angry mom-like voice yelling “HEY!"
>a security runs after him
>the guy takes off with the bike
>he keeps pressing the bike’s horn while running
>kid starts crying on the ground
>Tay calms the kid
>she sings Mean afterward and says goodbye
>next year
>Tay visits the kids again
>this time, inside the hospital building because of the incident last year
>all a sudden, one of my bro’s mates comes in crying from the corridor with his hands on top of his head
>some guy headlocked him and rubbed his head pretty hard when he came out of toilet booth
>Tay’s face changes
>it’s obviously the same guy
>she says she wants to talk to the guy and walks off
>security follows her, I follow her too
>Tay bursts into the men’s toilet but no one is there
>Tay tells securities to guard all the exits and keep an eye for the guy with a clown wig
>I and Tay stay with the kids in case he comes back
>kid asks her what’s going on
>Tay tells them to stay calm and never leave her sight
>I hold onto my little bro and wait
>without warning, light goes out making everything pitch black
>girls scream and I hear people rapidly moving around
>I struggle to find the light switch from my memory
>turn it on off over and over again but it only makes honk sounds
>hear kids crying from everywhere
>Tay is yelling at everyone to come to her and stay calm
>soon, lights come back on again
>all the movements stop and no more noises
>I look around and see Tay and all the kids are closely holding onto each other in the middle of the room
>but then I find my little bro and another boy lifelessly lying on the ground with their faces down
>top of their heads are swollen in red
>I go to my bro and hold him tight
>securities arrive but it’s too late
>I start screaming at them in tears asking where they were
>they just keep saying sorry
>tears well up and I can't speak anymore even though I've got so much to say
>I look at my bro, he’s unconscious but still breathing
>hug his little body tight
>soon Tay holds me in her arms
And that's how I was hugged by your ugly queen and in turn cucking all of you fanboys.
>>2617074
Whatevs.
Her music will not outlast Beethoven, Mozart, Bach, Chopin, Tchaikovsky, Brahms, Mahler, etc.
>>2617348
Sadly, I think he's sober.
>>2617369
so is that true? never heard of it
bumping for the queen
>>2617399
No, dude with the leukemia story is shitposting, just report both posts for rule violations, they're low quality posting.
Tay with bangs > Tay without bangs
Bangs are an instant 30% cuteness increase on any gril.
>>2617578
Long 2cutie4me hair > short hair (with or without bangs)
>>2617051
>tfw her short hair makes her look more like a middle-aged mom
>>2617600
>tfw her short hair is making her look more like her own middle aged mom
>>2617606
Would you guys have a threesome with TayTay and Mama Swift aka Worst Case Scenario Andrea?
>>2617704
You've asked this before, why are you asking it again?
>>2617578
this
>>2617760
you appear to be in the wrong thread
>>2616798
speak now is by far the best
>>2617812
Maybe not by far but it definitely is the best.
Red-era style though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9EF-r4LMUI
I'd show it to my gf if I had one
>>2616961
I see what you mean about the new hair. In some pics it seems to have the effect of making her chin look more prominent which is not a good thing.
>>2617713
Better than that anon that kept asking about his quivering boipussy in every thread
>>2617600
She looks more like a futuristic prostitute to me.
>>2618033
Taytay left a dirty Qtip on the floor.
>>2617713
I want to make babies with her legs.
>>2618120
Just her legs? Shame.
>>2618157
Well I like all of her but I like her legs the most outside of her face, I think.
>>2618033
What is she drawing, /hr/?
>>2618176
You don't have to choose anon just let it all in.
>>2618269
She's writing music for her new album.
>>2618269
Dickbutt.
>>2617768
Can't the cute girl threads co-exist as one?
>>2618304
>there are individuals that do not recognize this as a 12/10
Kill me so I can meet Taylor in heaven please
>>2618332
in a perfect world yes but im afraid thats not how this works anon
>>2618496
Oh wow that is not as hr as I thought haha
>>2618519
Dat cavernous axilla.
>>2618259
that watermark is the meanest cockblock I've ever seen
>>2618654
Please don't remove this tag!
>there are people that actually deny these legs are god tier
I mean honestly, how?
>>2618671
People that deny that should probably get their eyes checked out.
knees and ankles down ruin her otherwise great legs
>>2618674
>ankles down
>he's a footfag
>mfw
>>2618674
the only thing down here is your syndrome
I mean there's nothing better in life than TayTay's legs.
>>2618709
Too skinny and man feet.
Disgusting
>>2618709
Her legs are shit mate.
>>2618696
Is this a thong line? Could it be possible!
>>2618783
Blasphemy
>>2618654
>>2618917
Would you still go there anyhow though? I mean, you'd be constantly bombarded with Taylor Swift in there.
hola
>>2618926
Tongue, finger, or dick?
>>2618945
All of the above.
>>2618783
http://www.wikihow.com/Improve-Your-Eyesight
>>2618922
Personally, I'd go there to get my Swiftology PhD
>>2616730
She's ugly and annoying and an earworm
>>2619064
Didn't know you browsed /hr/.
>wake up
>still not TayTay gf
>>2619071
Same, unfortunately.
>>2619071
Every day I'm sufferin'.
>>2619067
Yep. I do
>>2619113
Cool.
>>2619116
Why do you have a daily /b/ thread and a /hr/ thread?
>>2619123
Why not?
>>2618933
neoplatonist scum
>>2619123
because they're two different things
>>2619216
Katy Perry, pls stahp
So given the whole Tay AI thing recently, I kind of want to try working on making an AI based off a model made from Taylor Swift.
>>2619244
Go for it.
>>2619244
Just keep /pol/ away from it
>>2619267
It'll be mostly for personal use. I've been trying to work on an AI network to manage the electronics in my house. Might as well be Taylor.
I'll have to source lots of transcripts of her talking though.
>>2619294
>Might as well be Taylor
I see your point.
>>2619133
Because she's annoying. Almost every time I go on /b/ or /hr/, there's a thread of her
>>2618934
I blame swiftonsecurity for my cyberwar fascination.
It's why I do shit like databending >>2618709
into this
>>2619216
Post your high test memes somewhere else
>>2619318
That does look pretty cool through too trippy for me.
>>2619267
Good luck with that, cuckboy.
post moar teeth/mouth/saliva pics please!
>>2619436
I'll look for some more later.
Or right now I guess.
>>2619436
I hope you enjoyed anon
>>2619459
thanks m8
>>2618033
>missing toenail
>>2618069
>
>Taytay left a dirty Qtip on the floor.
Sigh. *unzips anyway
>>2619632
Disgusting
I have a request for a picture of Taylor I can't seem to find. Best I can remember, it's somewhat new looking, within the past few years. Its on some red carpet/at some event, and her dress is white with black and/or silver, and its sparkly. Shes got massive bangs going on, pure white pale skin, light pink lips, and its a headshot, tits included, but not even down to the waist. Please and thank you.
>>2618269
Racist caricatures
>>2619727
Don't have a large collection or anything but I can google shit at least
Is it from this event?
>>2619748
Or this maybe? Not sure how much white or black/silver you're looking for
>>2619749
Or this event?
>>2619752
Also found this.
Not perfect but it fits a lot of your criteria
>>2619754
And this
>>2619744
awwww
>>2619749
Thanks for all the effort anon. Honestly this one looks the closest hair/face wise and the dress isnt way far off but Im 99.9% sure none of the ones you posted are the set Im looking for.
>>2619749
Actually I think this might be it. 2010 AMA's? I googled it and it looks right but I cant find the specific one Im looking for. Its a great, high-res pic, shot including boobs but not much below, and just a little from the side so it shows max amount of cleavage.
>>2619768
If someone could upload this set, if it's on celeb mansion or anywhere, Id be very grateful. 2010 AMAs
>>2619768
Like this? or
>>2619771
More like this?
>>2619774
So more like this?
>>2619775
Yes, that is so perfect and so close but her face was not directly pointed at the camera like that. Her head was pointed towards the left of the picture a bit more. Again, thank you for helping so much.
>>2619778
To make it a bit clearer, her head was a bit more facing the same direction as her body, otherwise this is almost spot on with everything else.
>>2619781
Yes!!! Found it, thanks so much. Forgot her mouth being open, which could've helped. Here it is for anyone wondering.
>>2619785
Happy to help a fellow Swiftie
