Is there anything I can use for improvised lube that won't irritate the inside of my asshole or anything?
>>919414
I'm just gonna bump with some random pictures
>>919414
What a gorgeous human being.
>>919414
Soybean oil maybe
OP, why can't you just run to your local grocery store / walmart and pick up some generic water-based lube for like 3/4 dollars?
uhhh other than that suggestion, spit?
>>919421
I would love to bounce on top of that :)
>>919424
I'm just wondering if there's anything lying around my house already that I can use.
>>919427
I ran out of lube two and my bf refuses to let me play with or fuck his ass without lube.
spit is ok... :/
Lotion is always good for me but he says some for them burn on the inside... :/
Vaseline! - We tried vaseline last night and he really liked not as much as a quality lube but just a little goes a long way.
Also, we've used coconut oil that works great!
I would think most cooking oils would be fine but don't take my word for that lol
Lemon/lime juice mixed with cayenne pepper. Works like a charm
chapstick, oil, burn cream/neosporin, and as a last resort, hair conditioner
>>919436
never these, op
>>919414
try yahoo answers retard.
>>919454
Jesus fucking Christ...
>>919414
Butter?
>>920682
Butterrr!
>>919504
Crispy Critters!
>>919432
Don't use petroleum based lube (Vaseline) with latex condums - it eats up the rubber. Of course don't listen to the guys who troll about Ben-gay or capsaisin pepper stuff. Crisco, or any stiff baking grease will do, as will veg oils. But, plan ahead and get some KY in stock.
>>919504
Chernobyl
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Butter, margarine, lard, Crisco, olive oil, vegetable oil, Vaseline all work, but can't be used with condoms. There was time, not too long ago that lube wasn't that easy to find, now it's in walmart, target and every grocery store. What I do is buy a new tube when I first open the one I have, That way I never run out.
>>919414
More of this guy plz
this question isn't directly related to OP's but I'm in need of assistance on the topic of anal. Whenever I'm with a guy and he fucks me, he loosens up my asshole and pleasure begins to tkae the place of discomfort, however, there is a point where the guy fucking me always reaches deeper inside where it feels like he's poking something inside my asshole, something EXTREMELY sensitive and painful when jabbed and it's like the top's dick can't go any further inside me without popping whatever it is, like maybe a blockage of some sort. Does anyone know what it could be/ if this is normal?
aloe gel, like the clear all natural stuff you get to put on sunburns works very well and doesnt burn
>>920796
That's almost certainly your prostate
>>920796
Yes it's normal, it's another sphincter and it hurts because it's closed. Relax, take it slow (just like you do with your asshole, which is also a sphincter) and it will open.
Looking good
Nice!
>>920828
I know that my prostate is located only about a few inches inside my asshole and when I'm getting fucked the top is able to get way past that point before reaching whatever it is that is causing the pain
>>920829
This actually sounds right so I'll try to be more relaxed at that point and see if the discomfort eventually fades just like before with the initial penetration because the pain makes getting fucked a complete nightmare for me.
>>919427
>>919432
>>920703
any plant oil is fine. just maybe avoid the ones which are intended for deep-frying because of their anti-foaming ingredients, those could possibly have a chance of irritating your arse I guess.
or even butter. any plant or animal sourced fat/oil will do you no harm. the less synthetic additives the better.
>>920987
since when has the human arse two sphincters?
>>919504
the poster in the background clearly says meisterschaft, which is german for championship.
btw, it also says 2002
>>920987
you should buy yourself a toy and get used to it. Im not saying a monster dildo, but one that reaches that area. Get used to the feeling of that discomfort.
I used to have the same problem, but I realized that by worrying about it, it was causing me to tense up and make the situation worse. After buying some toys and getting used to being "poked", that discomfort became my orgasm really. Allow yourself to moan/scream/yell/etc due to the discomfort and massage your penis while practicing. You'll get used to it after a while!
some kinds of moisturizer are good.
>>920819
Yes, it's an inner sphincter and hurts a lot more that your outer sphincter (anus) . It can take a lot more going slow to get loosened up and unfortunately you can't knead it with your fingers like you can with your asshole
>>920999
Sphincter just means a muscle that clamps an anatomical tube closed. We have numerous ones. There is one T the top of your stomach which is what causes heartburn when acid leaks out (if you didn't have that, stomach acid would constantly be going up into your esophagus
>>919414
olive oil
I'm sure aloe vera gel would work just as well as any water based lube. Just don't get the kind that contains alcohol and artificial colors. Get the plant, cut a leaf in half, and scrape the goo out with your fingers. Always leaves my penor nice and soft.
is it normal to have blood in your shit after a really rough fuck? there were streaks in mine and I'm extremely concerned at this point.
>>921270
How long afterwards did it keep bleeding? If 12 hours, go to doctor.
>>921270
It's never normal to bleed out of any orifice, except for vaginas on certain times. You probably didn't use enough lube or went too fast. If it's been more than two days or so since you got fucked then you should see a doctor.
>>920796
both of the previous answers are wrong. That is the curve after the rectum. The prostate is not in your colon, and both anal sphincters are in your anus. That pain in the dick trying you get further in your rectum and the "popping" is your colon trying to accommodate. Don't try to pop it because it could be extremely uncomfortable and cause pain for a couple days.
>>920999
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>>921270
>>921274
lel, sex sent me to the ER.
>>921275
so how does Goatse man do it?
>>921409
lots of prctice and anal abuse. hes like 70 now, go figure his asshole looks like a pan of lasagna
Butter/margarine
>>919422
You dummy. Use coconut oil.
>>921391
her face says something else
>>919414
olive oil
crisco
don't use hand lotion...when i was a kid i used to use hand lotion to fuck guys and found out this was really bad thing to do
also don't use cream rinse if you're in the shower as an impromptu lube, since it can also do bad things to mucous membranes
olive oil is about the safest thing to use as a natural lube, but like most oils it will probably break down latex condoms, too
>>920999
Humans have a lot of sphincters. Your very mouth is actually a sphincter.
>The more you know.jpg
me and my bf once used butter when we didnt have any and were drunk and horny, turned out fine with no irritation
>>924073
This reminded me of a story
> be young, like 10 or something
> with grandparents for summer holiday at the beach in a caravan park (not trashy, I swear)
> heaps of other kids my age, and we'd all hang out together
> hanging with said kids
> a group of older (16yrs or something) kids show up
> find out they have a bad reputation
> ask why
> apparently they all have butt sex together
> use butter as lube
> I call one of them a butter butt
> he winks at me
> we all laugh at them and go somewhere else
> mfw as a 16yr old teen I would have done anything for a group of friends to have butter-lube butt sex with
> mfw upon reflection they were all hot surfer/skater dudes
Or just make your own natural lube OP
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsNNkmYWkfg
>>924809
>mfw colby keller makes his own lube
I don't think anyone got the Marlon Brando/Butter connection
>>924888
Does that surprise you, trips?
>>924913
I did. It's an old reference, though.
WD-40 obviously.
