Can you guys share sexual experiences you might have had with straight guys you are friends with? Does anyone have experience asking a friend to give them oral or things like that?
Sharing my experience...
>Get hella drunk at a friend's place and they offer to let us sleep over
>Sleep on the couch, friend sleeps on air mattress with another guy.
>thick guy with big arms and legs and somewhat hairy, has casually mentioned he has a big dick in the past. He's been on a dry spell lately so I know he's probably horny
>Friend is passed out drunk on his side, can't resist the urge to feel him up.
>Rub his crotch through his pants, feel his soft dick. After doing that a couple times he moves a bit so I go to sleep because I didn't want him to wake up and freak out.
>wake up shortly after and he's laying on his back now. Pull back the covers and his dick is out of his pants with his hand over it.
>move his hand and start jerking his soft uncut dick
>doesn't really get hard after a while so I go back to sleep
The next day he said he blacked out before falling asleep so he didn't mention anything about what happened. I want to ask if I can give him head because we're good friends and both sexually frustrated but idk how he will react. Wat do
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I work at a high end liquor store. It's a classy place, mostly focuses on wine and craft beer. The staff is super small and we obviously like to get together and drink and jerk each other off about how good our taste is, and open expensive bottles that we really can't afford. So one night last summer we are all at the manager's apartment. He's 23, I'm 25. Everyone gets piss drunk on expensive booze and they are falling fast. 3 am rolls around and it's just myself and our manager, talking about booze, drinking. I'm absolutely shitfaced, drunk texting one of my friends telling her I'm about to pounce on this guy because I'm drunk and why not. I've always thought he was really attractive. He's taller than me, and a few years younger, and he just comes off as a bit dominant and it's really sort of hot. So while I'm thinking about this, he starts cooking us some food to soak up the alcohol so we aren't completely wrecked in the morning, and in the moment it's so endearing to me because he's doing this caring act of cooking food even though it's 3 in the morning. So while we are chatting and he's cooking, I slide up alongside him and watch him cooking for a minute, and then I just go in and start making out with him. It took longer than expected for him to pull away, and he took it well. Basically just laughed it off and wrote it off as me being super drunk. After we were done eating, I got close to him again and he says "You want more don't you." I nod, and he says, "Ok, we can make out again, but as soon as I say we are done, we are done."
So we make out for a hot minute, he pulls away, we go to our separate beds, and never talk about it again.
It was pretty great. I wish it could happen again. Every time we get drunk around each other I have the urge.
A few months ago we had a party. A straight friend got super drunk and wouldn't leave. I wasn't so drunk anymore but was definitely tired. He asked to see something online so I brought him upstairs to my room. We sat on my bed but he started to drift off. I've known him for years and he's always known I was gay. Not wanting to push boundaries I just pushed him to the other side of the bed, got on my pajamas, and crawled in next to him. A few hours later I woke up because he was tossing and turning. He started by taking his shirt off then his pants and finally his underwear. I looked at his dick, because I'd always wanted to know how big it was (it's big) but just turned over and tried to go back to sleep. Then he—still a little drunk—got under the covers and pulled himself close to me. He started humping me with his rock hard dick. I asked him if this was what he wanted and he sort of mumbled and kept dry humping me. So I pushed him over and started sucking his huge dick. He kept moaning so it seemed like he enjoyed it. Then he pushed me over and fucked me raw (which hurt so fucking bad). We didn't talk for a few weeks after this and when we did he said, "I don't remember much that night but I think I owe you an apology." I said it was no big deal. A few weeks later we had another party, he came, got drunk, and hung back later than everyone else. This time he told me it'd be cool if we "acted silly sometimes when we got drunk." I agreed and sucked his cock again. Then I had him flip over and I rimmed him and finger his hole while sucking him off. I told him I want him to fuck me next time (so I have time to prep). That was maybe two months ago and things are still a little awkward between us. We never spoke of that second time but the next party we have I'm going to make sure I'm cleaned out down there. Just in case.
Any other stories or pics?
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>Staying away on a residential course with a colleague. Work in different teams so not that close.
>Both the same age 26. He's fairly good looking. Know he has a gf. He know's I'm gay but never says anything about it.
>Have to share a room because my employer is tight.
>Me been well behaved as he's straight so haven't peeked when he's getting changed or anything.
>Busy all day as a big group and together in the evenings so no private time to wank
>3 nights so far so hornyasfuck.jpg
>Leave my colleague in the room to finish up after us both showering (not together) before dinner and tell him I'm going down to the hotel bar and to join me when he's ready
>Get downstairs then realise I don't have my phone. Head back up to the room, only been gone 5 mins
>Walk in and find him totally naked sat at the desk wanking to porn on his laptop
>He gets flustered but doesn't have any clothes or towel to cover up. Freezes and turns off the porn.
>I just walk past, say nothing and get my phone, have a cheeky glance. Nice size 8" thick but starting to get soft.
>Don't know why but I jokingly say "Bet you're desperate for a good blow job"
>Nearly at the door as he says "fuck yea, I won't tell if you won't" and turns in the chair to face me
>Walk over slowly expecting him to say he's joking or something.
>Stand over him and reach down to his now semi cock and start rubbing it
>He turns the straight porn back on and leans back in the chair
>Get down on my knees and start sucking slowly
>He watches the porn and moaning quietly
>Start sucking him shallow and fairly quickly thinking he'll want to finish quickly, but he says slow down
>>1348516
(2/2)
>Must have been around 10 mins of slow shallowish sucking, start to feel his cock swell and his moaning gets more often
>Unexpectingly he holds my head and starts to facefuck me deeper and firmly
>Catches me by suprise and gag a little bit as of his size
>Do my best to take it as he cums loads into my mouth
>Pulls my head off his cock and grabs a tissue
>He starts to wipe his cock clean, looks so hot to see his semi cock, me proper horny
>He says "Now, what happens in this room stays in this room, yeah, so I'll meet you in the bar once I've cleaned up"
>I stand up ready to leave, my cock rock hard bulging out of my trousers, he sees it but says nothing.
>Wipe my face with a tissue and leave the room, head to the toilets in the hotel bar and wank off in a cupicle.
>So horny so cum buckets after 30 seconds of jerking.
>Neither of us say anything about it since. Still see him around in the office sometimes, almost always get hard thinking about it.
When I was 16 I sucked my friends ex boyfriend off..
Once cuddled with a straight guy on the couch, think he had a semi, maybe, idk?
>new intern starts where i work
>tall lanky build, amazing ass
>can't help but notice his thick thighs in his trousers
>turns out he's really into cycling, training for triathlon
>gradually befriend him
>go for a bike ride one weekend along the river
>his body looks even better in shorts/tank top
>amazing hairy chest for 18 yr old
>incredible legs
>i make a comment about his fitness
>"yeah, guys are always hitting on me"
>embarrassed, i change the subject
>after we go for a beer, i start to get tipsy
>comment on his muscular legs
>he likes the attention
>invite him to my house for a swim
>more beers, he is getting friendly
>i casually put on some straight porn
>he can't look away
>obvious bulge in his shorts
>'y-you ever had a bj from a guy?' i ask timidly
>'no'
>'c-could you let me?'
>'you really want to?'
>'y-yeah'
>he unbuttons his shorts and slides them down to his ankles engrossed in the porn (two chicks 69-ing)
>i drop between his legs and gratefully start sucking his 9 inch fully hard perfectly straight thick cock
>he groans and leans back giving me more access
>'fuck, that's good' he moans
>i'm stroking him with one hand, playing with his balls with the other hand and slurping on his fat cockhead looking up at him
>he is ignoring me focused on the porno
>i'm trying not to scrape him with my teeth but it is the thickest cock i've ever had in my mouth
>'you ever get fucked?' he asks me suddenly
>'uhhh - yeah' i stammer
>'you want me to fuck you?'
>'uhhhhhh - yeah!' i say bewildered by my good fortune
>my dick is leaking in my shorts and the head sticks briefly and painfully to them when i pull them down
>'you got a rubber?'
>i scramble to find a rubber and lube while he watches the tv his dick throbbing with his heartbeat
>he puts on the condom, lubes it up and bends me over the lazyboy, then slowly pushes it in
>so big i am struggling to adjust, afraid something might rip
>he goes slow and works the head in then starts giving me length a little at a time
>>1348544
>he goes deeper with every thrust then hits a point that feels tight inside my ass but he still has a couple of inches to give
>it feels like he is tearing something deep in my guts and i ask him not to go so deep
>he says okay but in a minute or two he is back at it, deep-dicking me and it really hurts and i'm scared because i never felt that before when i've been fucked before
>"i-it feels like you're tearing something, man, don't go so deep" i whimper
>'that's just your VIP room' he says still fucking me deep
>'what?'
>'your VIP room. every guy has one. i wanna get in there, just relax.'
>i struggle for a few minutes while he pins me to the back of the recliner before just giving into his thrusts and the pain gradually subsides
>suddenly something inside me gives and he slams deep into me
>'oh yeah' he groans 'i'm in'
>'you're in?' i ask
>'i'm in your VIP room now' he says and starts fucking me hard, his hips slapping against my cheeks and his big balls bouncing into mine
>he is really filling me up now and i can feel his cock head up inside my stomach ramming against my internal organs. 'i'm going to be walking funny tomorrow' i think to myself.
>he keeps long-poling me for about 10 more minutes, the longest i've ever had anyone last - before grabbing my hips and holding me tight while his cock starts pumping inside me, as he dumps his load.
>he stays inside me, throbbing, for what seems like an eternity. my cock is hard and dripping but i don't dare jerk off for fear of ruining his orgasm.
>finally he slowly pulls his entire length out of me, his horse cock starting to sag, the condom full of a huge load.
>i point him toward the shower and find him a towel
>he thanks me for a great day and leaves
>i find his condom in the trash and pour his sperm into a shot glass, then lick it and finally drink it while slowly wanking to an amazing orgasm.
>when i see him in the office on monday he acts normal but never mentions it again
A lot happened to me when I was a teenager.
Won't greentext because a lot happened, also sorry for grammar or anything since English is not lyrics native language.
First story :
So basically we had a school trip in London, for 3 days, and we were 4 per bedroom.
I got to sleep with my best friend who already knew at this time that I'm gay, another of my friends who's Muslim, and a guy I know because he's a common friend, not someone who I hang out often with but someone I know a bit, you see the type? Anyway lol;
First night, we basically all casually jerked off under the blankets. Found out the Muslim was a big perverr since he's the one who started. Later in the night we decided to not sleep and have fun, we talked about random things, sometimes jerked off again to see who lasted the longer, playing game which consisted of touching others in a total black room (lights turned off, etc). Just so you know, we were all sleeping in underwears, nothing else. So I enjoyed my best friend touching my body since I'm kinda attracted to him (to this day he still sometimes let me touch his butt or jokes with me about gay things, when I come to his house-often-and we play video games in his bedroom he lets me touch his legs and get close to him, but since we can hear everything on his house he doesn't like when I do this. Call each other Babe, etc.. but won't let me suck him)
Later a friend got out of his room and joined us in talking, then we eventually decided to sleep. We got our beds close next to each, to create a big bed you know? And we slept, the 5th friends (who joined us) didn't return in his room and slept in my bed. I was rock hard and turn my back to him so he didn't notice, and I was facing my Muslim friend who had a kinda hairy (Arabic) and athletic (because of sports) body.
More incoming
>>1347916
I cuddle a lot with my straight friends. We sometimes kiss when we're drunk. I notice they sometimes take a step back, because we can take things pretty far.
Never anything really sexual though.
>>1348556
My native* not "lyrics native". Changed my autocorrect to English to write that but I guess autocorrect is always shit in every language.
Anyway, cont :
(Forgot to say but my Muslim friend and C also knew I was guy but thought I was bi because I had a huge crush on one of our classmate and kinda every guy of my class knew it, anyway that's another story)
The morning our friend who joined (call him C, Muslim friend M, best friend D and common friend Y) wakes up everyone earlier than we should (before the teachers come, like at 6 instead of 7.30AM), he says his clothes are still in his bedroom and he obviously has to leave since getting out of the dortoirs was not allowed. (Yes he joined us already in underwears)
Since we were up early we decided to take our time to get up. We had 2 showers next to each one, with nothing but shitty blurry glass to separatw (we could see everything). So me and M were taking a shower while the 2 others were trying to figure out how the TV worked, because we had one but had no idea how to use it (had to connect all the cables to the TV and to the electricity and we had no remote either), seeing his shape through the glass made me hard so I just jerked off. Couldn't see his dick because he was turning his back, but with the sound of water we both knew we were masturbating. Tells me something like "you're jerking off?
-you too right?
-... do I make you hard faggot? (Since everyone in my class knew it we would often laugh it off in the lockers or things like that, never in an offensive way)
-what did you expect?
-..." then I guess he came since he came very fast last night, left the shower and I finished. D and Y wanted to shower but they had to wait for me since I explicitly told them what I was doing lol.
>>1348574
2nd night:
C joined us again and we did the same giant bed than last night. We watched the English channels, pretty fun since I was the only one with a solid English (could easily follow a conversation at that time, the others knew the basics but it was hard to understand on a TV with a low sound to not alert the professors and a British accent), until we found a channel diffusing porn. You get it, we fapped again, pretty hot since C brought porn on his phone this time and we also had on the TV even if we were all in the same bed looking at C's phone and jerking off under the blankets). The others were commenting on the lorn like "oh look at how this batch loves it, I'm sure she wants my dick" while I was just realising I was masturbating in the bed with 4 straight guys.
As usual M came first and went to the bathroom to clean up, then he called me. I was still rock hard but I put my underwears back on and joined him. He was basically standing with his semi hard uncut dick. Asked me if it was big, said yes (hell it was a monster even if he was only 16), asked me if it was attractive and if I wanted to suck it, said hell yes. Everyone heard that and he locked the bathroom. I was so happy I got on my knees then he said at a low voice that he was joking, he wasn't a fag. The others were trying to look through the window (yes there was indeed a window showing the bathroom ) but couldn't see because of the same shitty glasses like in the shower (but we really couldn't see with these ones). Then they went back to the porn and M and I talked a bit, while I was back to masturbating. I guess he liked seeing me masturbating on him since he was looking at me with a big smile, maybe I should have pushed the things further... anyway came in my hands and washed them...
>>1348585
Then we went back to the giant bed, M sadly put his underwear back on and as soon as we left the bathroom Y went in to finish himself. D wasn't fappinganymore and C left saying things were getting too weird. 5 min later Y called us to say there was jizz on the floor, M figured it was me even if he saw me cleaning (when it was obvious it was Y) but I had to clean up. God I wish I could clear more of my friends' jizz... Later that night when we went to sleep, cuddled a bit with D (he's great friend for letting me put some of my affection need on him without complaining much, only zhen I go too far) then got in M's bed. He was under the blankets and I scratched his head a bit. Then moved down to caress his neck, then moved my hand under the blankets to his back.. then his torso. He wasn't saying anything but he would have pushed me back if he wasn't enjoying it, and I could tell he was. Then I tried to move my hands in his underwear... hé pushed me off. Moved back to his torso/back with one hand and to the head with the other. I love this bastard''s body. Tried to move back on his scrotch again and he told me "I told you not there, fag". Hé took my arm and put it on his torso again. He wouldn't let me move my arm again, he must have feared that I molest him again, but I still got to sleep on him like that so it was still a win for me.
That's all for the England, I know I'm not good at telling stories it took me more time and post than I thought. Once again sorry for any mistakes. I have other little stories if you want, basically I got to suck my twin friends' dicks and.. stuff. But England was the hottest for me since I cuddled a lot and that's basically what I'm looking for the most.
>>1348585
Cut* dick not uncut. I read my post again and my English is shit I hope you guys can read and understand. Also the auto correct did shit
>>1347937
i like this story. what a guy
>>1348553
>>'that's just your VIP room' he says still fucking me deep
>>'what?'
>>'your VIP room. every guy has one. i wanna get in there, just relax.'
So... wth is the vip room?
>come out to best friend of 10+ years
>always had a crush on him
>he barely even believes I'm gay but is cool with it and doesn't care
>few months pass and I get the urge to offer him a handy-j
>finally mention it to him and he seems off put by it but I can tell he's thought about it before
>a few weeks pass and we're talking about it again. he says he doesn't want to do it because it'd mean he's gay. tell him it wouldn't change his sexuality and that it wouldn't change anything between us
>a few weeks pass and I'm playing skyrim while he's hanging out on the computer
>he leaves the room and when he comes back his cock is out and he says "okay let's do it"
>I'm shocked. I ask if he's sure and he says yeah
>he lays on the bed and tells me to pull his boxers down
>nice thick cock
>I remember grabbing it and my hand couldn't fully grip it
>start jerking him off (first time I jerked another guy off)
>he starts breathing heavy and precums the entire time
>tells me to go faster and faster
>his load oozes all over my hand
>go to the bathroom to jerk off with his jizz
>come back to play skyrim and that was it. it never happened again and we're still best friends and roommates.
>tfw I don't know how to go about asking again... I feel like if he wanted it to happen again he'd approach me
Be 16, bi, out to my close friends. Two friends (let's call them Nate and Chris) and I decided to hang out one Friday night. We got some rum from Chris' older brother. Couple shots in and Chris starts getting a little touchy; I start getting more touchy. When Nate goes to the bathroom, Chris and I are on the bed, I turn and face him, we talk for a couple seconds, then I say "fuck it" and kiss him. Fast forward, 4am, 8 shots (might I add it's my first time being this drunk), and Chris and I go to the guest room to go to bed. I move closer to him and put my hand on his chest. He looks at me and kisses me. We start making out and I get on top of him. He pulls my shirt off and I do the same with him. He grabs my ass and I move my hand down into his shorts and start stroking. I move down and take off his shorts, teasing him by kissing around his dick and licking the shaft. Then I go for it and start sucking. After a couple minutes he pulls me up and starts kissing me. "You know I'd never do this with any other guy right" he says. "Yes, now shut up," I tell him. Then he takes off my shorts and sucks me off. He pulls out a condom, puts in on, and spreads my legs. I had never bottomed before so he didn't get all the way in before I stopped him (what a waste, I know). We made out some more and I sucked him to completion; he came buckets all over me, then I did the same to him. We cleaned up and lied down. "It's a little awkward, considering I have a girlfriend" he says. "Now you tell me, thanks." I say.
Now we're still great friends but we don't talk about it and we haven't done anything since. He's still with his girlfriend. I don't feel anything romantic for him, and I don't really remember most of that night (I had apparently confessed my love to a girl over the phone), but I feel like it needs to be talked about. Thoughts?
Also sorry for lack of green text and overly long story. Yikes.
>>1348677
>So... wth is the vip room?
A Dick So Big, It'll Find Your "Second Sphincter"
We have to give props to Jessie, the Sean Cody model that doesn't just have the most adorable scene-stealing entrance in recent history, but also discusses his "second sphincter" and oozes precum as soon as his scene partner finds it. What exactly is the "second sphincter," you ask? We'll let Jess and Jessie explain:
Jessie: "It [the dick] goes into the point where it kind of stops a little bit, so you go a little further and it goes pop."
Jess: "Oh, the VIP room."
Jessie: "You call it the VIP room?"
Jess: "Yeah, when you get in the back door? It's like the second level."
Director: "So basically you just called his second sphincter—when you're deep inside—the VIP room?"
If there's anyone that would know the correct terminology for digging in and finding a second sphincter that's tighter than the first, it would be Jess. It's hard to imagine Jess sticking his whale-hung dick in anything without hitting some kind of euphoric G-spot—you could describe it as "too big to fail."
Have YOU ever found someone's second sphincter?
http://gay.fleshbot.com/5902537/a-dick-so-big-itll-find-your-second-sphincter
told this story before
>best friend and I hang around
>he's straight, I'm gay
>we're both drinkers. he gets loud/obnoxious when drunk
>go over to his place and have a few
>head out to the pub for a few more
>pretty drunk at this point, time to walk home
>punks outside pub start talking shit
>one comments on friend's mother's lineage
>it's go time
>friend goes in swinging. it's 4 vs 1
>can't let him go alone so I jump in
>a lot of punching, rolling on ground. luckily no weapons
>breaks up
>look at friend. he's got blood all over his face
>grab him and we stagger back to his place
>can't tell where blood is coming from so decide to throw him in the shower
>drag him in and clean us off
>get him out, dry him off
>cut on forehead. not bad, just a bleeder. patch him up
>we're both still naked and drunk
>decide to get him into bed to sleep it off. i'm in no shape to drive home so decide to sleep with him
>get him into bed. it's cold so I spoon against him
>about two minutes later I feel the bed shaking a little
>he's jerking off in bed
>wait a minute then reach over and start jerking him off
>not sure he's going to cum until he groans a little and I feel his cock pulse in my hand
>lay there with my hand on his cock, cum all over my hand and he's snoring
>take his cum, smear it on my cock, slide my cock between his legs and fuck his thighs
>takes about two minutes before I blow my load
>fall asleep
>wake up before him the next morning
>not sure what he's going to say about last night
>get dressed and take off
>get a call from him later
>"what the fuck did we do last night?"
>shit. how do I explain this?
>"what do you mean?"
>"how the fuck did my face get fucked up last night?"
>explain fight
>"cool. well thanks for taking care of me."
>never mentioned the rest of it
>>1348517
You cheated on your partner here or?
This story is about me and my friend. Let's call him Dan. We were great friends since little. The first time I touched his dick was in a children camp. He baited me with saying I should touch his swollen finger... it wasn't a finger. I pulled back fast. Fast forward we're 14 and we sleepover as we often do. That night I felt a little frisky and started to feel him up over the covers. I start to go under, always worrying he'd wake up. I pull his boxer briefs down and start to feel. He's shaved. Being confident that he's sleeping briefly, I start to suck at his growing penis. Every time he moves I instantly freeze. What I didn't know was that he's been awake the whole time. I came in to my hand, and called it a day/night. He acted normal the next morning and only mentioned that he had a dream. A few weeks later he said that that night we slept over, he dreamed about me sucking his cock. I shrugged it off. Dan repeated himself. First I believed that he really thought it was a dream. But it dawned to me. Half a year later we share a room in a camp. The first night he asked if I want to suck his cock. I said that I'd do it if he'd do it to and only after the overseer came in and said good night. 15 min later we start. Me fearing that he won't do it, proposed to try 69. I take his cock my mouth. He feels very big but I'm not sure because it's dark. I cum first and he swallows. He's not close yet. So I continue. I think he was really in to sucking because he started to suck my dick again and it was great. After he came I came again. We called it a night. The next day was awkward. About a year later without special contact, our families made vacations at the sea. We shared a bungalow.
Cont.
>>1348942
At that time Dan was writing with a girl. But either way we ended up sucking us a few times. On night he asked if he could fuck me. For that opportunity I brought condoms. But I was to shy and insecure and so I said no. Sometimes I still regret it. And I fantasise about me sucking him of in one of the big camping showers or fucking him.
Not to long ago he asked I if I wanted to do something again. I said again no.
Do you think I should ask him to try something?
He had a few gf in the past but I still think he's bi.
>>1348944
Fuck, man, what are you expecting to hear? Hell yes, go for it. It sounds like he wanted it more than you did.
>>1348771
>Jessie: "It [the dick] goes into the point where it kind of stops a little bit, so you go a little further and it goes pop."
That sounds... dangerous and possibly disgusting. Surely nothing in your body should be popped right? Also, isnt there probably some sorta liquid or shit in the "vip room"?
>>1348677
>>1348982
he's talking about the bend between the rectum and the sigmoid colon -pic related-
it is not dangerous or disgusting, just a slightly smaller section of the intestine. the 'pop' happens when you force the head of the penis through it, since it is a sphincter muscle that tightens to keep poop out of the rectum. it feels great on your cockhead because it is tight. guys with short dicks don't even know it exists.
this is why guys with bigger dicks get shit on their cock more often, because they are digging deeper.
So I would probably classify myself as heteroflexible. I typically gravitate towards women--especially romantically--but I can enjoy some sexual recreation with men. In college, after breaking up with my girlfriend and going home over Christmas break, my best buddy--a really horny fellow--and I started making gay bravado jokes/flirts with each other on an increasingly regular basis. He hadn't been with anybody in a while, and so he had been getting increasingly pent up. We were playing a game of mastermind (that 2player game where you have to break the 4-color code) and I kept winning game after game. I'm just better at cerebral stuff than him.
He is getting aggravated that he can't win, so I up the ante trying to taunt/motivate him. I tell him if he wins I will owe him a "favor" (innuendo for blowjob here). I had been contemplating the idea of sucking a dick for some time following my breakup. I was curious what it was like. Hadn't had any previous experience with men. So I now proceed to capitalize on the situation before me, and I always figured if I were to suck anyone off it would be my friend because he would be most likely to accept out of desperate need for release. Problem: he still keeps losing. So I decide to go easy on him and let him win so that I may suck his cock. He wins, we joke about the favor and let it go for the rest of the night.
When we are going to bed that night--we are sharing his room as I'm over at his house--he makes one final joke about the blowjob, but I can tell he is fishing for whether I was serious. I basically tell him he's my best friend and I'd be happy to get him off if he wanted it and wouldn't let it affect our relationship. I waxed on a bit about how the Greeks and Romans were very fraternal about their homoerotic activities and it was pretty normal for them. He thought about it a moment and made sure that I was cool with doing it. I said lets go and yanked his boxers--already tenting--and went to town. To be continued...
>>1348997
Part 2, analysis to follow.
His dick was a delicious surprise.
I took a moment to smell it, lick it, and press my face against it for a moment.
It had to be at least 7.5 inches long (maybe 8) and was just thick enough without being jaw-breaking.
After slavering it up a bit he started leaking pre "HE IS LIKING IT" I thought--that really lit a fire in me to work at it even harder.
My dick is as hard as a rock at this point.
After some basic dick polishing I decide to take the plunge and attempt to deepthroat.
It tastes so good!
I am delighted with my very weak gag reflex. I am able to take it like a champ down to the balls.
At this point he's just gushing precum into my mouth and his balls are churning up and down.
I make him edge for a while, trying to savor the ecstasy I'm bringing him to.
Finally he warns me he's getting close, and I grab his hands and place them on my head.
He understands, and as he cums he grunts and pushes his dick down my throat.
Spurt after spurt he unloads down my throat, probably four or five rounds.
As he withdrew I could taste his cum, which was very metallic...mine is much more agreeable to the taste.
I continued suckling and cleaning it off until he went limp.
And we sat there for a moment...
"That was amazing," he said with a shit-eating grin on his face.
"Want me to do you?"
"If you want too, sure."
And so began our time as blowbuddies. I swallowed many of his loads over the next 2 years.
>>1348998
Analysis:
If you want someone to casually blow on a regular basis, here are some pointers. Disclaimer: this applies to people with which you maintain a non-sexual relationship in the everyday world.
1. Be patient and vigilant. It takes time to build the necessary rapport to initiate sexual activity with someone that is not yet comfortable with homoerotic activity. You need to wait it out, be a good friend, gain trust, and never betray that trust. You also need to wait for an opening to capitalize on that trust--not exploit, but capitalize. You may be getting your cocklust fix by blowing him, but you are first and foremost lovingly bringing your friend relief from his sexual tension.
2. Try to target friends with obviously high libidos and delicate egos. High libidos mean they will be more open to any form of sexual gratification out of sheer pent-up need, whereas delicate ego means that it is much easier to build rapport with him by being a genuinely encouraging, supportive, and reinforcing friend. Not a panderer or sycophant, but someone who takes every opportunity to positively reinforce when given the chance. Guys with delicate egos tend to not have much legitimate confidence, but try to compensate by projecting confidence whenever possible. Receiving sexual services tends to do wonders for weak egos, and so again they will be more likely to receive such advances.
3. If you are a 100% homosexual--which I am not, so if you find this difficult to do...sorry--you should probably be discreet about this or ideally present yourself as at least bisexual (even if you're not), especially if he is pretty run-of-the-mill heteronormative. To be honest, this tactic works best when you're closeted. Guy friends don't really inquire into sexuality, so you won't need to lie, but don't offer unnecessary information or behave in a way that would cause him to question your--to the best of his knowledge--hetero-leaning sexuality.
To be continued.
>>1348988
So ehat youre saying is that the vip room is pretty shitty
>>1349004
Part 2.
3b. If you are ever caught in a situation--such as him noticing you oogling him--the key is to take refuge in audacity. Play up the gay bravado, if you were checking him out and he gives you a look or asks, just play it up in as exaggerated a way possible to reassure him how ridiculous it is. If you are looking at another guy, play it off as admiring something about him that you want for yourself--abs, for example. Guys of all sexuality admire other men for attributes that they desire, even if they are not outspoken about it. Basically, when the issue of sex comes up NEVER be serious about anything. Always play it off for laughs. If he ever asks you about lack of girlfriend or sex escapades just say you're too busy for female bullshit and its not worth the time and money right now. Every straight guy will completely understand this sentiment.
4. Try to spend as much time 1-on-1 as possible. Invite him to go to the gym, to go jogging, to go to the movies, to grab coffee and chat (for more cerebral types), whatever he likes to do try to do it with him and as regularly as possible. You are shooting for the BFF position. You want to be an integrated part of his life and his daily routine.
5. After becoming established, make sure you take every opportunity to make physical contact with him in a NON-sexual manner. Physical contact with others builds rapport and causes release of endorphins which increases his acceptance of you within his personal space and even associates it with emotional pleasure. Doing contact athletic stuff or even just bro-hugging, butt-slapping (where appropriate), taking pictures together (perfect excuse to make physical contact), etc., are all good avenues for this.
5. Get to know his family if possible. Again, all a part of being integrated into his life. If everyone knows you as the best friend it will reinforce it with him as well.
To be continued.
>>1349014
Part 3.
6. Back to #1, be patient. You need to wait for the right timing and environment to proposition him for sexual contact. Ideally it should be somewhere secluded where you will not be interrupted by outside sources, later in the night--libidos tend to heighten in the late hours--and maybe with a drink or two. Do not let yourselves get drunk. Drunken sex means awkwardness the morning after. You want this to be completely cognisant and consensual. At this point you need to go according to your judgment for what is the best way to lead your friend into it. In my case it was a game--I beat my friend over and over and goaded him toward victory with promises of service--perfectly capitalizing on his ego and libido. I let him win so that he could exert his victory over me. The key was that I made sure he always felt in control of the situation. You want him to feel as though you are rendering a service to him at his behest. You are helping him out. You never want it to cross his mind that you are doing this in part for you.
Pretend you've never done it before if you have. Say that you've always been a little curious about what it is like, and that whether men can give better blowjobs due to their understanding of the equipment. Act hesitant at first, like you are not sure of doing it yourself, but then conclude before you begin "It's just a blowjob, right? Not like it's any big deal." Emphasize that you are happy to help out your friend, because it sucks to be pent up.
Now this part is critical: you better be prepared to give him the best blowjob of his life. If you are not experienced then you should at least buy a dildo and practice technique on that, because whether he ever has you do this again will be contingent on how well you perform. If he can't get this kind of head from women he will always gravitate back towards you for it.
To be continued.
>>1349004
>>1349014
>>1349015
>>1349015
Part 4.
If he is curious to try blowing you then you better let him. He may be completely terrible, but it is critical as part of the fraternal bond that you let him reciprocated if he desires. It is necessary for establishing sexual trust. Just make sure you tell him you don't expect it and he isn't obligated. If he doesn't offer or want to, then tell him you got horny from sucking him off and ask if he'd be cool if you rubbed one out. He will most certainly approve, and if you're lucky him watching you jack off will either get him hard again for a second blowjob or have him offering to help out. Either way it is a win. Once the horniness subsides there is the potential for awkwardness, but again just play the whole thing off as inconsequential. Tell him he's your best friend, nothing will change that, and if you'd be willing to take a bullet for him it makes sense that you'd be willing to take a load for him. Tell him if he wants you can pretend it never happened, or you'd be happy to help him out again if he needs it. Even if he says the former, trust me...he will bashfully bring it up again if you get him into similar conditions again in the future and he is pent up enough--especially if the job was amazing.
Also, it kind of goes without saying that you should swallow his load. Psychological reinforcement and all that. If you don't like the taste of semen then just deepthroat it when he cums.
Most importantly, do not get sexually affectionate. No kissing, no cuddling, or anything like that unless he initiates it. He will get spooked very quickly if he feels like it is taking a romantic turn without his consent.
Have fun.
>>1349017
All human interaction is manipulation on different scales. Everything is cause and effect. The key is the ethical concern: is this bringing harm to another human being? If the answer is no, then I see no problem with it.
>>1349009
Kek
>>1349018
>goes without saying that you should swallow his load
i always have them shoot on my chest if i'm blowing them. nobody has complained.
fk green chat idk how to do that shitt/////picture related
anyway simple story. Friend lets call him Matt. me and matt been friends for 4years this was during high school junior year. skinny 5'8 mix asian/white guy. he always made gay joke with me. i started showed him that i could fit two navel oranges in my mouth. everyday after lunch i would do it. so one day in home economics class. we were talking about sex and we go to blowjobs as i was eating my two oranges. he asked if i like blowjobs and i said yes. then i asked him did he like blowjobs. he said yes and pulled out his dick. it was semi hard with pre cum on the top. i semi freaked out and looked away after staring for 20secs.
he then grabs my hand and puts it in his pants mind you we sit in a group of 4 in stations so no one is seeing this but me. i didnt show any resistance. and i got to feel on it for about 5mins all i felt was precum and it was throbbing in my hand. and thats where i made the move to ask him if he wanted a blowjob after class or tomorrow during class never gave me answer.
next day goes by 7th period i think i see him in the bathroom washing his hands. so i go to the big stall and leave it open and start to pee. he came in locked that door and dropped his pants and i sucked him off twice. it was rather hot after that happen never did anything sexual with him even when he asked. it felt weird as fk to suck your best friend.
>>1349057
more pics of matt pls
>>1347931
omg who is TAHT
>>1348730
>I feel like if he wanted it to happen again he'd approach me
Maybe he feels the same way, just go for it. Offer to suck his dick this time.
>>1348988
If you've really had a big man, they'll get beyond the bend - to the ascending colon.
Fisters are well aware of this fact. Just relax. Some men can take on immense dicks.
Paz
>>1349057
more of matt pls
Can you show us more of Matt?
>>1349057 more of matt please?
>>1349262
there's at least two of us who asked. four posts is a bit excessive though
So I was chilling with this guy I worked with... Let me describe him... Long hair, like viking long hair. bearded. He is [still] currently dating a foxy red head that also used to work withnus. One night, were partying, she out of town, and he invites me back to her place.... We hang out have a few beers, party a little, and then I call acab..... He is very adamant that I just stya over... But I call a cab anyways.... I elevator down, like 13 floors ......
.... and I realize that I left my bag and smokes... I call him, and he comes down to fetch me and tells me it would probably be better if I just stayed over..... I also didn't mention that this guy, I super built, like a hefty muscle chub, big juicy ass, big juicy biceps, .... either way I curl up on the couch, ready to sleep. He comes into the living room after about 10 minutes, and tells me, "it would be cool if you slept in the bed next to me" So... I layed there unresponsive, and I waited about 2 minutes before I decided to climb into bed with this sexy viking,,, I just layed next to him for about 20 minutes befor I got eh urge to touch his dick.... It was just like his body... Hefty, girthy, and hard....
>be 18, 2 years ago
>i'm just hanging around with my friend, same age
>we both look at each other and smile because last night I slept over at him and I stroked his soft cock a bit
>he knows I'm gay, he's straight as he says
>he tells me to follow him
>ok.jpg
>we get into his garden, it's a beautiful garden full of plantation, trees and all that jazz
>we get into a really tiny nice place where nobody could see us
>he tells me to sit all on my four
>do so
>he starts dry humping me
>ohfuckyes.jpg
>i do the same with him
>precum stained my trousers
>we're both rock hard about to cum
>we get up, have a drink and I go home
>never talk about this before
>tfw 2 years later he's married and has a preggo gf.
I often masturbate with the thought of me dry humping him
I have this blonde friend (Andrew) that I'm stupidly attracted to. It started a while ago when after a heavy night of drinking me and him were the only two left at my place. I cleaned up my apartment while he kept drinking, getting more and more wasted. After I finish cleaning Andrew is half asleep half singing to the music that is playing. I sit down on the sofa and try to talk to him, asking how he's gonna get home etc. He is barely able to speak but I understand that he'll call his mom to pick him up. As I sit there on my phone he pulls out his dick, soft, but plays with it a little. I pretend to not see (but secretly take photos on my phone, I'm a creep I know). He takes it back in as his mom calls. As I walk him out he does it again, and I kind of just laugh it off. That night I fapped 3 times to the thought and pic of his soft, blonde haired dick.
These little interactions continue over a while, sometimes he'll kiss me (with tounge) when no one sees and makes it seem like a joke. He'll come out from the toilet wearing just his boxers so I can see his bulge. The big thing that made me seriously want to have him fuck me though was when we visited some friends. He ended up sleeping in the same bed as I. I woke up at one point to him moving my hand to jerk off his dick while he was fapping me/feeling me up. Obviously I was rock hard and so was he. I didn't dare make a move and pretended to be asleep. After a bit he gets up and cums, dunno where, and comes back to bed. I didn't sleep anymore that night. When he was fast asleep again I felt his dick and ass and went to the toilet twice to fap off.
These things have happened a few times after, whenever we sleep in the same bed he always grabs my dick/ass, but I never dare respond. He is always. always stupidly drunk when it happens, and sometimes it seems like he does it in his sleep. He doesn't know I'm gay and he's very vocally anti gay. 4chan, what do I do? (Pic is him, idk if its creepy)
>>1349312
first of all u r gpoing to send more pics of your beloved friend then u should tell him to give wrong signals act like u r offended by them (whe he is drunk of course) and after a couple times just kiss him with tongue and everything and say if thats what he wants.
3 times with 3 different str8 guys and i let 2 of them fuck me and 1 just a bj. So it is a method that still works %100
Back in my final year of high school, I had a bunch of guy mates stay over at my place for a study camp. One was a legit hot dude who I remember at the time had massive arms (for an 18 year old anyway) that I wanted to fall asleep in.
One morning we were in the bathroom brushing our teeth etc. I started shaving when he reached over and took the shaver and said I was doing it wrong. One of the most homoerotic experiences I've had, standing there shirtless with another guy while he shaved my face. I remember trying not to look at either his face or body or else cum buckets so my eyes were fixed to his left ear.
And at some point in the week, we feel asleep next to each other. It was pretty hot and humid during the time so we'd all fall asleep shirtless. I remember waking up early just so I could watch him sleep and stare at his body. Then I would pretend to roll over in my sleep and 'unknowingly' leave my arm across his chest. Never went beyond that, but always regretted not copping a feel of his package.
>17 yo
>school trip, 1 week
>with three good friends in room
>2nd night we get a little tipsy
>joking about sex n stuff
>one friend, who was much more drunk, offers to suck a dick for a bottle of good beer as a joke
>I had 2 bottles, gave him one
>we laugh
>friend says he is a man of honour (still laughing)
>pulled me to the bathroom
>locked doors
>unzipped my pants
>touched my soft dick
>put his face closer
>naaaah
>he backed off
We came back like nothing happened, never talked about it. He is into girls only, now he has serious gf, so maybe he wanted to experiment a little. Well, at least he touched my dick with his hand.
>>1349125
It always seem awkward to bring up though. Who knows. Maybe I'll get horny-desperate enough to ask again. He's definitely straight btw, basically only watches lesbian milf porn.
I'm 30 and I've been letting gay friends eat my asshole for 6 or 7 years now. I did enough experimenting to know that getting my dick sucked by a guy or being kissed by one thoroughly repulses me. I just like tongue in the butt. And guys are a lot better than girls at this, and I get it whenever I want it.
I'm 18 yo and i'm scared to fuck my best friend. He said he is curious, but i don't want to ruin our friendship. When i was in 8th grade i sucked my best friend and he stopped talk to :|
My straight friend when a little drunk said that he thought about letting suck me his dick in past but he don't want to ruined our friendship :( what to do?
>>1350222
>When i was in 8th grade i sucked my best friend and he stopped talk to :|
You must give terrible head <3
>>1350273
nope, he met a girl and they are still a couple. At the least now they are fat and ugly
>>1350279
Holy shit, your dick sucking skills are so abysmal they cured a faggot of homosexuality and drove him into the arms of a chick!
lmao
>>1350282
lmfao
>>1350228
>he don't want to ruined our friendship :( what to do?
he is obviously fishing for a way to ask you to suck his dick. just tell him that sex is sex and that it won't ruin your relationship. reassure him that you're cool with it and he will probably let you - next time he's drunk.
>>1349018
who the hell has time for this shit lmao might as well get into the part where you convert him into a complete homosexual who becomes so attached to you you guys end up getting married and adopting children from 3rd world countries.
>>1347916
>be me 15 with ex-best friend Jacob staying the night
>stay up all night to catch up
>morning comes and I'm pretty tired
>make a joke about sucking him off for energy
>he asks "you really want to?"
>I'm like fuck yes and he says only if he can watch porn
>he starts watching straight porn on my phone as I suck him
>I can see my phone screen in his glasses
>I see the screen go off and he keeps staring at it to pretend he is watching porn
>he starts face fucking me hard which I fucking love
>he says multiple times that he isn't gay
>he cums in my mouth and I stop to get ready for school
We did a lot of stuff after that because he was staying at my house tell me if you want more
>>1350867
did he murder that ass?
>>1349192
mate its about 6 feet of intestine before you reach the ascending colon.
>>1350867
>tell me if you want more
>op is a req. for moar
Retardation is a boner killer
>>1350228
Bad idea
>>1350228
It depends. If you do it your relationship might start being centered around having sex.
Do you think the bond you have is stronger than that?
>>1351473
He is my friend for 15 years. I think he said that because he didn't have gf/sex since while (he's quite handsome but low self-esteem, chronic hbv, dad alcoholic etc.) he knows I'm gay. Maybe he thought about some pressure relies. I'm not sure how he would act after.
>>1351436
What is bad idea? And why?
>>1349599
...and that's why you're on /hm/
>>1351505
not that guy but I think the problem is you don't know what if anything might change in your relationship with him once you've crossed that line.
Some people have done it and have stayed cool and stayed friends, others will tell you things were never the same again, there being an underlying awkwardness to the relationship now.
The best you can hope for is that it all goes well, he thanks you and nothing else changes between you. The worst case is that he struggles to deal with what he's let you do, or you do, and the friendship cools.
If you decide to go there, you have to be prepared to risk losing him as a friend in exchange for one drunken night of cock sucking.
>>1349057
More. He's cute
>>1349312
gonna need more andrew pics
>>1351586
Ok sure, will try to greentext this one as it's relatively short
>be me, elementary school
>no friend at all
>one day, a guy of my class talks to me, call him J
>we become friends, and I'm always with him (since he's my only friend lol)
>become friend with his twin, call him R, who is in another class, year goes on and I know their family, often come to their house
>it was the time when we were experiencing with our dicks. showed it to each other, etc. we were all 3 cut
>we were too young to cum when we were masturbating together but we could tell when we had an "orgasm"
>one day I'm at their house, no one but us in the house
>we were masturbating again, it became a thing between us. I ask them if they want me to suck them, but only if they suck me back
>they say ok
>so I got to suck both of them. in the end they didnt suck me back but I was ok with it, I liked sucking them.
>one day I watched them 69 (told them to because I've seen it at TV). man that was hot
>during the 2 last years of elementary school, everytime I could I sucked them. in the waterpool's WC, at their house, one day in the cinema with school. someone spotted us, I asked him if he wanted to get sucked to
Sadly he said no :( And I went back to my seat
I miss these days, but even tho sucking them was cool (I was already ok with the fact I'm a fag), they never did me anything back in the end. While I could cuddle a lot in England, that's why I chose to tell this story first
>>1349599
You like dick in the butt too and just don't know it yet. Or maybe you do. :^)
>>1351818
damn, i'd hoped it had happened when you were older. thanks for sharing anyway, anon
>be camping with friend who's very gay
>he's drunk, I'm a little tipsy and very tired
>I'm bi-curious at this point
>horny as hell
>guy has a blog I know about full of furry porn and shit, start looking at it with him jokingly
>he brushes hand over my cock
>laughs when its hard
>tell him to go ahead
>plays with it a bit, I tell him he can do what he wants
>pulls down and gives some good ass head
>I'm about to cum, I pull down his pants
>mfw he's huge
>a little dissapointing I thought little dicks were cute
>fit as much as I can in my mouth and jerk him off
>we take turns, I don't finish but he does
>I'm unsure how I feel about it afterwards
>queue next night
>same start, he goes right to it and we start 69ing
>feels good man, grabbing his twink ass
>I finish really quick
>stop because I'm an asshole who doesn't reciprocate
>realize I'm not as into it as I thought
>all good we're chill about it
we still hang, I just like girls I guess, I'd go for a chick with a dick any day
There is no chicks with dicks there are only dudes with tits
>it was late 2014
>i was 18
>in high school and out of the closet
>had this straight friend studying in the same class as me, probably 18yo too
>he had just broken up with with gf
>starts talking to me more
>says his exgf told him he should experiment with boys
>i agree and dropped a hint that i'd love to make out with him
>we keep talking to each other
>he says he wants to kiss me
>he wants to do it somewhere hidden
>we go to the bathroom next to the school's football field
>enter the same bathroom stall
>start to make out
>he kisses so good omfg
>i reach to his belt
>he doesnt stop me
>i open it and grab his penis
>he moans
>i'm loving it
>i make him sit in the toilet and fully drop his pants
>starts sucking him
>he grabs my butt but i kind of dont like it, so tell him no
>keep sucking him
>he eventually says he likes to be fingered
>fingers him while sucking his penis
>people were using the others bathroom stalls while i was giving him a blowjob
>he says he is too nervous to cum
>i tell him it's okay, that the should relax
>he soon cums
>lick every part of his dick
>i kiss him with his cum in my mouth
>he gets dressed
>we have lunch together
>he says he liked it
Unfortunately, we never did it again. Oh well.
>>1347916
>be me
>like 22 or something
>guy at work is getting close to me
>start hanging out together
>good looking, build irish fucker
>uber masculine
>comes over one night drunk
>looks at me with bedroom eyes
>hangs out for awhile, then has to go
>makes out with me at the door as he's leaving
>then he's gone
>this happens a few times in a row
>i want him so bad it's killing me
>shows up drunk at my place after the bars close really late one night
>i mean shit-faced
>way too drunk for me to let him leave
>starts making out intensely with me
>i pull his face down to a full-blown kiss
>his mouth tastes amazing
>tell him i want him upstairs
>he's reluctant to go upstairs
>basically push/pull him up to my bedroom
>throw his drunk ass down in bed
>get him undressed
>he's sort of saying no, but his body language keeps saying yes
>i get his shirt off and take his pants halfway off
>i shuck my clothes
>start making out violently with him
>his body is amazing
>get his pants off
>his penis is small, but beautiful
>i start grinding my large dick into his
>he just keeps moaning 'o my god' over and over again
>he stops objecting and let's me have my way with him
>afterwards, it's really awkward
>he gets up quickly, tries to pull his trousers back on while he basically half falls down the stairs
>starts making out with me again at the door
>says he really wants to have sex with me but he just can't
>gone
>awkward at work from then on
>after awhile, he starts coming over again
>in order to have sex with him, basically i have to take charge, get him in my bedroom and fuck him usually after i suck his limp dick for awhile
>he comes like a son of a bitch when i fuck him
>finally he stops coming over, gets a girlfriend
>end of messed up whatever it was
>still bums me out 15 years later just thinking about it
>still do not know whether he was sexually repressed, closet gay, working out childhood sexual abuse or if he just got too close to me and didn't know how to handle it
>>1347916
Here's my story.
I went down with a good friend to the lake during the summer, we have a generally awesome fucking time swimming. I've always found him pretty cute, he's bigger than me and taller too, just how I like it. So we eventually get bored and decide to go back up. Go back to homie's house, we were just swimming in a lake so we decided to take a shower. Awesome fucking choice desu, so we decided to not waste water and just shower together in our swimsuits, you know because doing it naked would be homo. Five minutes in we're like fuck this shit and take off our swimsuits and I see his cock. Smaller than me but idc and I blow him anyways and he blows me, we go on through the day like nothing happened. Still see him around to this day.
I had one sexual encounter with a mostly straight dude and it ended horribly. We're on speaking terms but hes still standoffish and mostly just laughs condescendingly at my clear desperation to hook up with him again. Why am i such a thirsty pathetic faggot? Worst part is hes like 8 years younger than me.
>be me, 22
>no one that meets me knows I'm gay
>known as a total bro, cubbro by gay friends
>have a straight bro roommate that knows I'm gay
>had a crush on him since we moved in together
>he's hot, six-pack, crew cut, scruffy. huge dick. southern accent.
>know he has a huge dick cause I creeped on his laptop
>still have videos of him wanking
>he flirts a lot, always talks about how he wants to fuck me, holds my hand in public
>comes home drunk often, gets touchy feely
>friends always suspect that we fuck on the DL
>never goes too far. lots of hugs and petting
>one night he throws my door open and wakes me up
>he crawls into my bed, laying on top of me. arms around my neck
>tells me I'm comfortable
>makes like he's going to fall asleep with me
>his hard cock is drilling into my thigh
>i'm fucking fighting to stay soft
>try to get him to go to his own bed
>he's grinding against me. won't leave
>this is going too far
>i let out a vile fart on purpose and trap him in the sheets
>he's fucking disgusted and goes to bed in his own room
>did it because he has depression
>he'd hate himself for crossing that line when he sobered up
>he tried to commit suicide while we were living together
>would break my own leg before giving him a reason to be bummed out
>proud to this day I farted to save our bromance
>still friends with him
>fap to him grinding on me all the time
>life's good
>>1352296
>he crawls into my bed, laying on top of me. arms around my neck
How do you get friends like that? Tell me your secrets.
>>1352296
Aww
>>1352188
lol you added the sex to your story like it's an afterthought
>>1352296
You're so sweet. What a lucky mofo he is.
>>1349018
As a fellow bi guy who has pulled this off more than a few times, I can say that this is all GREAT advice.
I thought about writing something like this myself. I would only add a couple things:
1. Talk about girls you want to fuck, either IRL or celebrities, particularly in the immediate lead-up to your proposition moment. Be specific about exactly what you want to do with exactly which part of her body.
This helps reinforce your straightness and by extension your similarity to the person while simultaneously creating specific sexual images in their mind that are bound to get them more horny and more susceptible to your proposition.
2. I would actually advise against swallowing their load, especially early on. I'm sure some guys won't care, but other guys will notice and see it as a sign of your extreme fagdom.
I've noticed this with randoms that I've blown. The ones I swallow for right away assume I'm gay no matter what I tell them and are less likely to be repeat visitors. They associate swallowing with strong affection, like a girl who's super into them, and they don't want you to be into them.
I would wait to start swallowing until after you've been hooking up a while and they feel more comfortable doing shit with you. I didn't start swallowing the guy I'm currently blowing until after I admitted that I really enjoy sucking dick, but that I still like girls and have no romantic feelings for guys.
Of course, none of that matters if you just want to blow them once.
>>1350867
Lost my boner.
I just imagined a guy yelling "I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY!" repeatedly to the rhythm of facefucking and it turned into a giggle fit.
>>1352296
Maybe he's depressed because he's super repressed and into you but he doesn't know how to handle those feelings except letting them out more when he drinks. Just a thought.
>>1347931
Top 1% of Indian DNA from the looks of that
>be me 22-23 at the time, tall, fit, nerdy
>doing my gen ed at a local junior college
>make friends with cute guy and girl that sit near me in class
>bi so I kinda want to fuck them both
>I know my audience so I won't describe the girl, but the dude was super hot
>8.5/10 cute boyish face, jock build with nice chest and arms
>no six pack I guess bc it's summer and he's not playing anything atm
>always wears these grey sweatpants to class with a nice bulge.
>must freeball it, bc swear I can make out his cock head sometimes
>suggest a study group at my place for final exam
>both agree and we meet up, study a while. boring as fuck
>eventually get bored and start drinking in my room
>in no time, the booze has kicked in and we're both hitting on the girl big time
>she seems semi-interested in us, but not into getting double-teamed I guess
>leaves sort of awkwardly telling us not to have too much fun without her
>lol, if only she knew
>both of us laying in my bed buzzed, horny and disappointed
>hear her close the door downstairs
>we start talking about how nice her ass and tits were
>look over and see he's rubbing his cock through the front of his sweats
>hnnnng.
>"you mind if I crash here tonight, man? I'm fucking wasted"
>"sure"
>go back to talking about her. still watching him rub the half-chub in his pants
>sees me watching
>"I'm sorry, man," he says..
>"don't worry about it...... want some help?"
>"um, I don't know, man. I'm not gay."
>"neither am I."
>"uhhh.... okay"
>reach over and squeeze his bulge
>love how it feels 2/3 of the way to hard
>lean over and suck his cock head through the grey fabric
>"just hands, man."
>"uh, okay." bummer.jpeg
>pulls his shorts down and reveals a beautiful, white, slightly hairy 7in cock (pic similar)
>start rubbing him. slow getting hard.
>spit on my hands and start working his shaft with one hand, head with the other
>fucking diamonds now, moaning loudly
>"that feels so good."
>20 seconds later. "you can suck it if you want."
>>1354639
continuing
>so fucking happy.
>decide to torture him for taking so long to give me the okay
>lift his shirt up and kiss his belly
>teasing his cock by sliding his cock head between my fist only once every few seconds
>he's fucking dying for it now
>"fuck man, please suck it."
>that's better =]
>slap the head on my tongue, before going into overdrive
>give him full hands and mouth treatment, speed up like crazy at the end
>"I'm gonna bust. I'm gonna bust."
>pull my mouth away at the last second and watch the cum fountain go off
>cries out so loud, I'm afraid he's gonna wake my parents
>suck his fat throbbing cock head clean as he gasps from the sensitivity
>lay down
>"that was amazing."
He woke me up at like 3-4 in the morning by rubbing his cock against my ass and reaching around to jerk me.
Not a bottom, so I sucked him off again. He was gone when I woke up in the morning, and we never spoke again. Hardly made eye contact at the final.
One of the best experiences I ever had.
>>1354589
Try top .001%. Most Indian dudes are fucking gross.
>>1354589
>>1354589
>Top 1% of Indian DNA from the looks of that
nope, that would be the white-skinned aryan types mostly found only in northern india these days and some of the upland valleys in pakistan
>>1354700
Romani/Gypsies?
This didn't go as far as most of the stories in here, but I haven't share it with anyone and I thought some of you might like it.
I have a friend I've known since high school, and I've always been really attracted to him. I had some suspicions that he might bisexual like me, but I had never confirmed it. Either way, I grew up in a pretty shitty town with a lot of homophobia, and the fact that he was at least willing to pretend flirt with me as a joke and didn't want to "kill all the faggots" put him leaps beyond what I then considered an average response to homosexuality.
I went to the beach with his family once, and it had gotten pretty late before we were back. We were in an SUV and sitting in the two seats in the far back. He had fallen asleep and would wake up and readjust occasionally until he was eventually lying down. After a bit he ended up with his head on my lap. I scratched his head a little bit and he wakes up and looks at me and just smiles a little bit then closes his eyes again. I kind of just played with his hair and caressed his head for the next hour or so until we were home, and we never mentioned it again.
A few months later, he and I with two other friends went to the closest large city to see a band play. We got into town really late (the concert was the next day) and decided to just go to bed. Also, under 21 at the time and we didn't bring alcohol so what the hell else were we going to do? We were staying in a two-bed hotel room and I was sharing a bed with said friend.
It's totally dark and I'm about to fall asleep when he reaches over and pokes me. I thought he was just trying to be annoying so I poke him back. This eventually turns to more touching and after a bit I have my arm around his shoulder like I'm spooning him (he's facing away from me). I just leave it there to see what happens. Now I'm still a virgin at this time so I'm terribly horny and I have a very strong erection so I don't want him to get any closer and feel it.
>>1354952
cont'd
Next thing I know, he reaches back and puts his hand on my hip. He slides it down to my crotch and feels my cock for a few seconds before pulling his hand away. It was absolutely deliberate and I'm confident he was trying to see if I was hard. He adjusts in the bed and I panic and pull my arm away as well. Nothing else happened that night and I've wondered if he got cold feet, or if he was maybe adjusting to get closer and I misread it, and freaked him out by pulling away. Either way, we woke up and acted like it didn't happen and it wasn't really awkward at all.
So yeah that's about it, except for the time he left his underwear on the floor when I went to take a shower and I jacked off with it and came unbelievably hard.
We are still good friends but are both in long term relationships with awesome women. We never had any other semi-sexual encounters like that again, but I have to wonder if it could have gone further.
>>1354642
what was the second time like?
>be me
>in math class on day using rulers for graphs and stuff
>think to myself that this is a good opportunity for a lewd joke
>joke with guy next next to me about dick size
>straight up ask him his dick size
>he says 7inch
>continue joking for the rest of the class
>lunch is next
>jokingly ask him if he wants to measure dicks after class
>No
>well i know this guy uses the bathroom after class ever day
>follow him in with the ruler
>" hey anon"
>'you sure you don't wanna measure?'
>hand him the ruler
>he unbuttons his pants
>starts to get dick out 'anon this is weird i can't do it'
>'well let me measure and show you mine then'
>'anon ummmm what.....'
>whip out my dick and put ruler next to it
>'hey look at this'
> he does not look
>'ummm anon this is weird I've got to go see ya later'
>i'm going to try again tomorrow will update
>>1355186
Good luck?
>>1352296
This makes me so fuzzy and happy inside. Thanks anon.
>>1355186
LOL anon you're done for, if this isn't made up your reputation at that high school is going to plummet, fast. And not just because you're gay, but because you followed a guy into the bathroom and asked him to measure his dick for you.
>>1355186
u is one creepy inchworm
even if he was gay, this sort of thing is way over the line
he should have rapped your knuckles with that ruler, pal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0lQ0bdcjfY
>>1355186
>be me
>desperate fagget in maths
>using rulers
>bcuz
>desperate to rub diks with dude next to me
>cuz lik he waz there duh
>so do creepy conversation to find out stuff about his dik
>he freaks a little
>creepily follow him into the pisser
>show him my ruler and ask to mezure his pee-pee
>freaks cuz he really wants to i thinks
>pull out my boner and start to measure mine right next to him
>dude runs away
>can't figgure out whys
>threaten to do it again next day
>bcuz i keep doing stupid shit thinking its gonna work sometime maybe
>and i don't know how to seduce dudes proper like
>maybe i should go into the stadium locker room when the jocks is nekked, whip out muh ruler and asks to measure their pee-pees too and see what happens
>gots to work sometime right?
protip:next time be a real man: use a yardstick
>>1355186
well, see here, anon, THERE's your problem:
you should have gone metric
>>1355186
>i'm going to try again tomorrow will update
the story unfolds
>>1355186
>>1348771
I have an 18" doushe so I can flush out both rooms. You don't need a huge dick to hit it. The bottom and relax and push and the sphincter will come down lower and accept the dick. Poppers are the key to a wide open door.
The thing is, IMO, going that deep is not a lot more pleasurable for the bottom. It is an achievement, but once you go past the prostate and bladder, the rest is just storage space for big dick. Hopefully his shaft is still thick enough to rub your prostate while his head is getting off fucking your guts.
> Be me, 20 closeted bi guy, a little falmboyent but normal stoner dude, I live in Norway.
> I have fooled around with guys but always at parties and never for very long
> I worked at a local supermarket and christmas time comes around so the yearly christmas party is on
> Most of the people i work with are ok, but there is this 18 otter that i get along with so we hang out at the party.
>He is shorter than me, well buildt, semi long blonde hair and very cute
>Its norway so everybody get super wasted, but i hang back a little cause i got weed #superiordrug
> End of the night, i say i gotta go home cause the party was getting out of hand and i'm ready to blast off into oblivion
> Blonde askes if he can crash i my place cause he wants weed and he still lives at home
> I say sure and we go back to my place and smoke up
> we end up watching some shit on youtube and i'm starting to get tired
> I tell him that he can either crash on the sofa or he can sleep with me(I have a very large bed with plenty of room.
>He decides to bunk with me and now i'm getting horny of the thought of sleeping together
> we go to bed and we are just laying there talking about girl and shit.
> he mentions that his kinda horny so i jump at the opportunity to get some.
> Ask if he want me to blow him, his and free sprite and manage to persuade him to let me
> I go under the covers and find his dick, it's on the smaller side but idk cause now i have a dick to play with
> I blow him form like 10 min then i start getting tired, so i ask him to get on top of me an fuck my face.
> I will never forget the sight of him over me thrusting his dick in my mouth, he was so cute and i had him all to myself
> We both got whisky dick so its hard for him to cum
>we lay back down and start making out
>still cant believe this is happening, i'm in heaven
>he finally starts to jerk me off and is surprised that i'm so much bigget than him. I'm pleased
>I go back down to his dick and suck him off until i hear snoring
>>1355407
Cont
> play a little with him and jerk off, cum on his breast and proceed to lick it off. I know i'm gross
> next morning i wake up before him and decide to finish what we started last night, so i wake him up with a blowjob
> he doesn't mind but is a little weirded out about it.
> finally he cums and i slurp it up like the cookhungry hore i am....
> I walk him to the buss
> next time i see him at work we didn't talk about it. We have both moved on the other jobs so we don't speak any more, but i see he has a girlfriend now, which is good for him i guess.
But that was the first time i got to really suck a cock :) Very happy
>>1355407
Op of that post. I also have a friend who is a suuuuuuuuper heavy sleeper that I've fooled around with a couple of times, i use to have pictures, but i deleted them out of shame.....
>>1352904
>>1349018
Since you both seem intelligent bi anons - a fucking rarity in these parts- I ask for your advice:
I'm 27, getting my PhD. Last September got a 19 year old undergrad to mentor (school program to get more people interested in research.
He's a very fit, good looking guy, but too nice and repressed, hence, a kissless virgin.
I'm a theoretical bi with experiences only with women, also fit and attractive to the opposite sex.
Tutoring starts and I find out that apart from his looks I actually like spending time with the guy (last year's experience was awful). Invite him over to my house several times (I live with my fiancee), play videogames, chat, etc.
We become friends by December and he confesses me he has never watched porn! (Conservative, religious parents) I immediately remedy that. Long story, short: we now watch porn and masturbate regularly, for the last month even with the lights on and completely naked. The weird part is that he has never wanted me to give him a hand job or a blow job (the first I've seriously offered a couple of times, the second only half-joking), and I've never seen him get 'the look' when you're stupidly horny and will pretty much do anything if it's pleasurable (seen it in a lot of women IRL, I guess that happens even more often in men).
My fiancee (who's made of total win and actually helped me the first times by leaving us alone in the house) tells me that perhaps that's as far as he'll go and should leave it at that. What do you guys think?
>>1352179
Another category: Christian gay who feels bad afterwards
>>1352283
Description
>>1354642
I love your story telling and humor lol
>>1355899
I love how you left out the fiancee until mid story lol. I think you should leave it alone. He seems very innocent, and you shouldn't spook him or you'll lose what you have.
>>1356057
Read the end, seems like fiance is fine with it.
Go for it.
This past summer I had an experience with a coworker. He is a 22-year-old football player who started working at my job and the very first day you started I decided to befriend him. Immediately I noticed how good-looking he was. After about a month, I invited him to go with me to Haulover beach in Miami. He is originally from a small town in the Midwest and have never been to a nude beach. Initially I thought I would at least get to see him naked. I brought booze and we chose a spot in the str8 section. I did not get naked so as not to make him uncomfortable, and he kept his trunks on this on as well. After drinking for a while I decided to throw caution to the wind and take off my shorts, and he did the same. Once we are in the water, we were in waste deep and he said "yo grab my dick", I thought he was just joking, and he took my hand and he was rock hard. He then proceeded to start grinding up on me, and to try to fuck me. I have not had much experience with bottoming. However, his hot body pressed against mine along with the booze made me open up to him. His cock was a nice size, thick and cut. I am not sure if anyone noticed. But for the rest of the day we fooled around, I even sucked him off. He did get freaked out after we were kissing. Later on he passed out, here is the picture.
>>1356362
2/10
>>1356362
That's a very nice body. More pics?
And did you do anything else after returning from the trip?
>>1356091
She's fine with it and even encouraged me the first time because I was getting cold feet.
How do I up the ante? He likes straight MFM videos, and I was planning on showing him a bi MFM one but all the videos I've found are too far from the level of quality he has come to expect in straight porn, and gay porn might be too much too soon (and I wouldn't know what kind to show to him).
Never in a thousand years I would've thought that after getting to masturbate naked in the room with another man regularly the hard part would be to get him to accept a hand job or blow job :/
>>1350867
i liked it. his denials of "gay" are fine. str8 men are about 80% gay anyway. i am str8 and i don't care if a guy sucks me because they do it much better than females, in general. We all know this. nothing wrong with that.
>>1356362
more pics please
>>1355899
>The weird part is that he has never wanted me to give him a hand job or a blow job
Men from conservative religious backgrounds are accustomed to having 'limits' which they won't cross. They are able to rationalize their behavior up to a certain point but no further.
Be happy with what you have with him.
He may eventually open up and want to do more, but you shouldn't keep pushing him for more if he has already told you 'no'.
I laughed out loud when you mentioned your 'fiance' and I'm assuming it is a man? I swear the sluttiest people I know who are always trying to get into everyone's pants are in 'relationships'.
I'm not sure why you bother calling someone your 'fiance' if you are out skanking around with other people but I guess these are the times we live in.
