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So picture is relative
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So here i am horny af

>be me, young
>browsing the m2m section of craigslist
>find a somewhat promising ad
>"reward" offered
>intrigued i message the man
>reward is $70 and all he wants is oral
>thisiseasy.jpg
>talking for a while more
>he sends nude of (pic related) 7"
>find out he actually lives only a couple blocks away

Cont.
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>been talking for a few hours now
>set up a time and place
>im really nervous
>i want to back out
>but i have come this far
What do i do?
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>>1308444
for$70? do it. if you feel bad after just give the money to a confessional or whatever the catholics do. Or buy a dildo. or ice cream. Better to do it than regret not doing it
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>>1308446

I dont know, now that im not so horny and have applied some not-so-sexual related thoughts tonit, he seems hairy, he is an older male 37 ish almost 20 years older than me
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He is also a truck driver and a but chubby for my liking
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>update
Its now $100 if i do a massage
Also new pic
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First time i was young.
I was about 12
Me an a neighbor kid ended up finding his dad's extra pornos he threw away (DVDs)
But we watched them when his parents Where gone
Both got horny as hell
Both agreed on unleasing our young cocks
Both kinda just play with our selfs
I eventually ask to suck his dick
He agrees tastes like skin
But funny thing ever any farther
No climax even
I moved before anything else could happen
I'll continue onward about my cl hookups
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>>1308479
I know this isnt a cl story lol
But since then i Experimented with Anal
I used fingers, a toy container that was like 4 - 5 inches but not too thick
Eventually found my mom's bag of toys
Couple vibrators n stuff
Then there's was a green suction cup dildo about 6 inches
That's what got me ready to try real dick
That's when i was 16
I posted on cl
Chubby bttm 18 seeking top
I'm 6'2 chubby white bubble Butt
Friends used to say i had a girl butt
Got flooded with replies
Shit ton of flakes, mainly cuz no one could host
Finally found a guy
Lil shorter then me
Skinny dark Indian guy
Takes Me to his work
It's a warehouse for like painting wood n such
Go to the back to his office
He leans back on his desk and says Go ahead
Nervous i undo his pants
Nice Boner, like a 6 no bigger then the green dildo
I suck him off
He gets a condom and lube
It's that Warming shit
Tell him i don't want that stuff
I just use the spit and the lil lube form the condom
He's giving me some good pumps
Feels great
He finishes like 6 to 8 mins of sex
I didn't jerk it cuz busy being fucked
We just leave
Drops me off near home
Never hit him up again
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>>1308480
Later i tried a Mexican fellow
Chubby about a 5.5 inch cock
He picks me up
We go to a desert
Nice thing he had a truck
I suck his cock for a bit
We get out
Bends me over, my upper body on the passenger seat
Fingers my ass with a bit of spit
Sticks in his cock feels great
Fucked a good while but his cock wasnt really doing it
He finished after a good bit
About 30 mins
I was still jerking it
He was watching me
Close to cumming he asks if i wanna fuck him
I said if u want
He said he was curious
My dick is like 6.5 inch cut with a good thickness
I spit on my cock
Lube as much as i can
I get my head in about
He can't do it
I just finish by jerking it
Drives me home
Never hit him up again as well
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>>1308481
I was still 16 i tried one more time before giving it a break
It was a black younger guy
Skinny tall
Picks me up in his car
Go out to a store that wasnt in business
Drive down the side with the empty lot next door
Park inn the back
Leans back in his seat
Gets a magnum condom form his glove box
I'm hoping he didn't really need it like he was thinking he was bigger then he thought he was
Pulls out his cock
Massive cock super scared
I suck him still
Mouth soo full of cock
I'm slobbering I'll over it can't help it
He tells me to back away
Slips in his Condom
Lubes it with a lil simple packet or something
He gets on my side
Puts my legs over his shoulders
His gaint cock is against my cock at frist then he sets the head on my hole
I feel him
BIG!
He's pressing on my hole
I know he's too big its gonna hurt
He Presses a bit harder and then
Sirens go off
2 cops ended up going down the road near us
He jumps into his seat pulls up his pants
Drives away
Asks if i still wanna try
I lie and say cops Were too much n i just wanna go home
He agrees and drops me off
He texted me a couple times but i ignored him
Didn't play with craigslist till about a year
When i was 17
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>>1308482
When i was 17 i ended up trying again
Mom ended up getting rid of her toys
Didn't really anal to much
A finger every now and then
Watched gay porn still
Love to watch cock cum
Get super horny again
Post another cl ad for a top
Bunch of flakes again
Got a white guy this time
Chubby nice size cock
Avg 6 in cut
Go to his house
Has gay porn on
We suck each other off
Get me on his bed
Lubes me up
Starts to fuck feels good
He gets lazy
Wants me to ride him basically
He cums
I cum
Meh didn't care to talk to him anymore
Then i met my Mexican daddy!
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>>1308483
The next person hit me up was a older Mexican dad
Chubby but stocky, not much to look at but i don't care about that, just penis lol
He hits me up
No pic
Just stats
Won't Post pic or even tell any details about his cock
We only traded numbers
He Picks me up
We talk a bit at the McDonald's
He tells me his address
Not far away its cool
Can't take the wait i wanna see his cock
I grab his leg
He looks at me and says wanna take a peek
I just Nod
He pulls it out
Still soft sorta hard
I just hold it n stroke it
Can't really tell how big just yet
But it's a nice size
He put it away
Get too his house
Get inside i ask for water mouth is dry super scared
Get water inn the kitchen
He goes into his front room
I follow after i finish the water
He's standing near the couch
He asks if I'm ready
I just nob again
He pulls down his sweat pants
He sit on the couch
I kneel Infront of him
I grab him form the shaft and stroke him
Nice balls i grabbed them with my other hand
I moved my hand down and began too suck his sorta hard cock
Still holding his Balls
I continue too suck and i feel him getting harder and bigger
I'm drooling all over
I'm jerking and sucking and licking his sack
Hes fully hard
Nice 7 inch cut, thick puppy
He stops me
Leads me to his room
I tell him it's been awhile, I'm tight and need it slow at First
He says dont worry
Gets lube
Tells me to get on his bed doggy style
I take my clothes off
I'm Rock hard
He sees that and comments on how hard i am and grabs it
He jerks me a bit and says a have a Nice cock
I get on his bed ass up
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>>1308485
Fingers my hole
Fingering me with 2 fingers
Says a have a tight clean hole
Drops some lube on my hole
Rubs his big cock on my lubby hole
And sticks it in slowly
Not all of it like almost half
(btw i love that First hard push!)
Feels amazing
He's fucking me slowly with at all his dick
Starts going more deeper
Still in heaven
Bit faster but not all the way in
I try to flip on my back
He doesn't want that
Ask about different position
He only wants doggie
Ended up doggy on the floor
He's fucking me about same as before
I say more
He gives me all
He's thick at his base
Stretching my hole
I'm surprised i thought He was using it all
I'm like omg your big
Then he's like wanna keep going or finish
Completely flustered fucked
I just nob and say it don't matter I'm fine
He gets back behind me and pounds me
Just faster
I'm hard as a Rock
I yell I'm gonna cum
He says the floor is ok still fucking
I just unload every where
He Ask if he can finish in me
I let him
I feel him pulsing
Warm inside
Pulls out shots a bit on my ass
Tells me to push
Ooze out some outta my ass
Runs down my balls
Clean up
Drops me off
I did hit him up later
Only 2 more times when i was 17
Then one more time when i was 19 Before he moved
I actually didn't have his number anymore
I responed to a ad and went to his house
I was just following an address
I actually didn't have his number anymore
I responed to a ad and went to his house
I was just following a address and i got there and remembered the house
But I'm 23 now
Still a bit chubby but more slimmer
Bubble butt gf loves it lol
Been in a relationship for almost 2 years
I still want cock
I wanna tell her I'm bi or at less i like anal
Get her to peg me
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>further update

>arrived at his front door step
>wait a few moments, legs begin to get wobbly, im nervous
>proceed to walk away
>he opens door, looks much older than 37
>was really polite, asked me if i wanted food and water
>i havent done anything like this before
>procedd to his bedroom, he strips and hands me the oil
>i pour oil all over him and massage his old naked body
>i ask him to roll over, hes diamonds
>before long the oral begins
>he asks me to get naked

Cont
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>get naked
>he pulls me in and sucks me off
>im grossed out but it feels good
>im trying my best to please him as good as i can
>mfw cant get past the knob
>he pulls me in and stuff, pinches my nipples and tries to "romantically" bite my ear, grosses me out further
>goes on for about 10 mins, i cum on his floor, walk off and proceed to clean up
>he unleashes what ever he has in that dried up sac of his on his bed
>im in his bathroom, cleaning up
>i spit in to his basin
>mfw i see blood
>holyshitImighthaveHIVnow.jpg
>i get dressed as quickly as i can
>leave and run home
>mouth is dry and all i can taste is blood
>dry heave twice and come close to vomiting
>get home, run to shower, strip immediately
>shower is the fires of hell, im scrubbing like jim carrey in ace ventura
>finish in shower, get out the listerine, good bye 1 litre of mouthwash
>get dressed and drink as much water as i can

All the while im wondering where the blood come from
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>cont

Thats the story about the first time i ised craigslist (today) and how i earnt $100 in 20 mins and how ill be using my money to go to the doctors and perform an std\hiv test
Also the last time i use craigslist
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just use grindr you noobs. some good stories though.
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>>1308452

go for it

he ain't that chubby

and maybe you'll get lucky and get to fuck him, 2
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I meet this Mexican guy in a parking lot at night. I figure he's just some college kid, I had only seen dick pic. I get into his car, he's some big chollo, tattos, strong arms, strong accent, mustache and goatee. I don't even get his name, I just start sucking. He has a big uncut cock. He points out his piercing on the underside of his foreskin. He tells me he never got over blow jobs from men after 14 months in prison. I love this. I pushes my head down his whole cock, fuck my throat. I gag a little, take it so well. I pull his foreskin back and suck hard twisting my head. Finally he cums a mouthful. It's bitter, I swallow
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>>1308592
Nice
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>Lurking CL on Thursday
> see ad, weird looking dick, bad photo but says he's hung, says 8 inches, uncut, married dude from across the country
> meet him very quickly, hop in very nice car
> good looking, bald, 40ish, right up my alley
> start to head back to mine, I start talking about being horny. He's clearly a bit nervous, but very excited, big smile.
> stroking my cock through jeans, he's looking over and does the same
> at stop light, reach over to feel him through jeans
> feels good
> get to house, go to room
> he doesn't kiss, lame, but whatever
> start to undress
> he reveals the biggest cock I've ever seen in real life. It's twice as thick as mine and a bit longer
> He's got a bit of a belly and big enough arms
> cock is diamonds
> start sucking him, he is incessantly stroking me
> asks if I fuck
> think, "there's no way that'll fit in me"
> say yeah
> he puts condom on me
> oh-what-a-night.flac
> lube up, he bends over and shows me that sweet fucking ass
> that waist-to-ass ratio
> slip it in and reach around
> kiss back, hands on shoulders, start to pump it slow
> takes it like a champ, pushes back on me
> fucking for less than 2 minutes, he comes
> tells me that was the first time he's ever been fucked
> slip out, get dressed, he bails, tell him to call me if he's coming back to town

Pretty disappointing that he came so fast and I didn't get to come at all, but got damn, I really hope I see that dude again. Felt a bit weird about fucking a married man, but the glory of NSA is I don't have to care too much.

Tl:dr otter mode me got to fuck chubby bear with massive cock
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Found this. Hope they're still looking.
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>>1308501
get tested anon
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>>1308501
Anon you poor unlucky bad luck brian bastard lmao
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Should i commit?
Im ashamed of myself and disgusted with myself
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>>1309072
I wouldn't, if you are not happy with yourself then take steps to help yourself eg working out, socialising ect.. And if your angry or whatevs then take it out on something like a boxing bag or jews.. Don't be an hero
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>>1308592
I want that every day!
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>>1308452


Well, what happened? Don't pussy out on us.
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>>1308768

lucky guy
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>>1308452
>>1309743

Yeah wtf anon, did you do it or not?
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>>1308441
>be me, 20s
>browsing m4m section of cl
>only select ads with pics, bcuz of course
>see same ad i've seen for months
>dude in grey shorts flashing butt and average dick
>bubble butt
>never responded to ad bcuz i dont know
>horny, very horny
>talking, respond with 'slinger' in tagline
>wants pics
>send him torso and dick pic
>wants to meet nearby donut shop, he can't host
>kind of red flag i dont usually host
>clean up apt, shower and go to donut shop
>nervous for some reason
>don't see him at first, then see his hat on table
>go over, he's nervous kind of plain average looking, blonde hair on arms, short hair
>sit down order coffee
>warm up to the dude
>avoid topic of sex like a couple betas lol
>finish coffee, tell him to follow me back
>mfw he's on foot
>drive him back to apt complex
>bring him upstairs
>i start stripping off, dude looks scared
>get him undressed
>HE'S WEARING PINK PANTIES
>lose boner, tell him it's not going to work
>fucking pink panties dude?
>guy looks relieved and disappointed at same time
>drive him back to coffee shop
>go to gym in frustration to work out
>end up picking up some gym rat
>get off in the guy's car
>vanilla blowie, but hey i get off nsa
>chuckle every time i see anons ad on cl thereafter
>put up my own ad finally: "looking for REAL men to fuck can't host only travel"
>tonnes of reps, lots of jokers
>get two regular fuck buds after two months
>cl a big box of tricks, just shake it up sometimes and see what falls out lol
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>>1308441
>be me, 20s
>horny as fuck as usual
>spending too much time trawling cl for sex
>respond to add from m/m looking for top
>one dude is 23, the other like 38 or something
>mfw live like 2 klicks away down main artery in town
>drive over, house on a hill
>scruffy yuppy and his 'puppy'
>'puppy' is neet chav a real wigger
>older dude is fucken hot and looks like he seen a few elephants in his days
>turns out he wants the two of us to 'discipline' puppy
>not interested in puppy
>unfortunately yuppy is top only dude
>also...house smells like litter box
>exit stage left
>yuppy walks me out to car
>being a prick, tell him he could do better
>tells me to fuck off
>i deserved that
>fap when i got back home
>i really really really wanted to fuck yuppy guy
>picked up a hustler when i went to market the next day
>toughest, meanest punk i could find
>fucked him in 'his' alley behind a car park
>fucker tried to 'roll' me for my wallet after i got my prickie out
>smacked him around, fucked him, didn't pay anything
>tough being a street kid, but wtf
>don't try to rob your johns
>cl just makes me mean
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About to go get a facial and some thick cum!!
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I have one thats awkward as heck. Ill green text it.

>be me, 19 years old
>just gotten out of high school relationship with a girl
>a bit curious about guys
>go in CL and search around my town
>find someone near my age and we email back and forth for...lol 3 days
>neither of us have done anything with a guy
>only looking to do hand stuff
>we decide to meet up at a local lake
>get there, see the guy, and realize that its one of my good friends
>OhGod.jpg
>decide to leave.
>Sees me
>we talk awkwardly, knowing exactly why each other is there
>we talk for a while and decide to do this anyways
>pull them out and jerk each other a bit.
>He's long and thick
>im uncut, a tad smaller than him.
>he starts sucking me off
>better than my ex
>I decide to try sucking his
>I suck it for a few minutes
>he goes back on me
>cum in literally, 15 seconds
>finish him off with my hand
>we leave and never talk about it again.
>years later and we still hang out, go fishing, and whatnot. He and I actually just got back from a hunting trip with he, his girlfriend, another friend, and myself
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all that is on craigslist around me is an incredibly pale guy who claims to be 28 and looks 40, and old fat people
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>>1310384

so...

1. get grindr
2. start working out in gym
3. start hanging 'round muscle bros
4. make eye contact with guys in the head or at a store
5. find out where the 'public' action is like at a park

cl goes in waves where we are, some dudes are putting out ads like always, some come and go, lotsa dudes on business trips or here for games

most of the dudes in town for conventions and business put out cl ads and maybe only up and running for a coupla days

used to make money from them when i was younger, even ran a 'happy endings' feel-good massage 'business' for awhile that turned plenty of green when i was going to school

cl not what it once was with grindr, scruff, tindr and other phone apps skimming the cream you know
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>>1309098
>jews
lmao
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I guess what makes me feel bad about this is that i decided to stay and do the deed and the fact he lied about his age about being 37 when clearly he was 57
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>go on cl
>find a good looking guy
>check his profile, ask for his fb, seems like real person
>meet rl in public
>has a job, looks decent enough, really open and nice
>go to his place, kissing and he asks if he can play with me
>why not. he takes a dildo out and fucks me with it
>ready to fuck, takes out dildo
>got really surprised when he shoves in himself without cleaning it, he didn't even use a condom when he used the toy on me
>really horny so whatever, he fucks me with the dildo in him
>after sex I clean up but got curious and ask him if he used the thing on other guys
>said yeah and he was really proud of it
>he plans on using it on 69 guys but he's only at half
>go home with the thought that a degenerate just fucked me with a 30th hand sex toy
>std scare and got checked
never used cl since. I've gone through all the safeties like meeting the person and talking to him first but I still got a fucking degenerate. go to grindr or growlr instead.
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>>1310671
Practicallly how i felt/ still feel
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Put up an ad on CL looking for underage boys to fuck in the ass and it was flagged. Is it because of my looks? 6132847772. Text me, let me know what you think about it
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>>1311190
Maybe because you wanted to have intercourse with underage boys?
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>>1311190
NYPA
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>>1310671
I had a similar scare, raided roommates room when she out of town, found dildo and put in bum. I felt like a degenerate but fuck it I was young.

Found out later down the road that she had confirmed genital herpes and flipped out.

Years later and I'm good, posted about it somewhere recently and someone said it had to be direct contact anyways.
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CL in my area has a big resort, so lots of guys looking for M2M action.

>got paid to be subject for erotic male on male massage. Loved it and got paid too.

>They could see I was into it, so they asked if I wanted to be part of "Anal Massage" video for the Kramer Institute. Sure

> Got cleaned up that night and they went over what would happen while one did it to me without the camera. Under the camera not much different but I had boner most of the evening. Goes away once over and we go to dinner to thank us.
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>>1308501
you did the wrong thing by using mouthwash it just opened up the pores/possible cuts inside your mouth increasing the chances of contracting hiv/aids through oral
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>>1310289
you're an idiot
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>>1312887
Moar

> I got chatted up by one of the instructors (who didn't work on me) asked how I found it. I said really erotic at first but got more relaxing as he finished up

>we talked about or sexual pasts, my first BJ given at age 12, anal at age 14 from a teaching assistant. He asked me if I was molested, said "No. I wanted him as much as he wanted me and we were still on good terms"

>Got around to asking how long he was in town and he admitted to being there a few more days. One thing lead to another and I went back to his hotel room for a nightcap and then some really good lovemaking. He got me to practice giving him a prostate massage and just as he said he couldn't take any more, I took his penis in my mouth and swallowed him while he held my head down on me and came. We rested and had safe anal sex twice more that night.

>Next day, we went shopping at a local sort of gay clothing store, Macks Leather. I did photos for the owner and he gave me some latex clothes used in the shoot that he couldn't sell after that. I modeled it in the room after for him and presto, more sex. He took video of us and took that home, and mailed me a DVD of the finished video plus our exploits a few weeks later.

>I used to have gay/bi sex but adding this to my abilities really got me a lot of repeats with the same guys.

>Now that I live near a resort, I do out call work at their rooms, starting with massage that they pay for plus sex if we both want it. Best one is a guy with 3 kids who's 15 years older than me that still likes sex. Her goes skiing, gets a massage and to fuck a guy with a nice ass and good hands
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>>1308452
I wouldn't do it, he's too fat. But hey 100 dollars, bish
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>>1308999
Heyy, Im in slc
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