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>>1370064
mmmmm who is this
>>1370064
what is the name of this jew? i would like to employ his services.
Christian Zamora from Buzzfeed
>>1371065
perfect
>>1371066
This guy is a nerd and he under went pretty much head to toes cosmestic surgery to look like how he looks now. But without trying to be rude, he is still not attractive at all.
>>1371068
Fuck me.
>>1370188
Name of this ?
>>1371329
Why do I want to drag the edge of a piece of paper across his pee hole?
>>1371551
cuz ur weird
>>1371554
>Jeffrey Dahmer was "weird"
English isn't your first language, it appears.
>>1371559
what sort of justification is that? and my lazy grammar doesn't change your weirdness
>>1371560
you judgment, while it weighs heavily, is ultimately inconsequential
>>1371560
grammar doesn't have to do with adjective word choices
>>1371564
what, the judgement of saying someones weird for having the initial instinct to drag paper across someones peehole when they say a dick? i feel pretty confident in that, throw as many intelligent sounding words in there as you like
>>1371566
well, now the conversation has shifted to being about you. don't worry, we understand the attention-hunger.
but i think your point is valid: words don't matter. it's the act itself that is important.
>>1371568
attention hunger? youre weird, youre on 4chan, youre gonna get called out for it. you can't pseudo-psychology your way out of this one
>>1371571
I'm not on 4chan. You're on 4chan.
You can't prove that I'm on 4chan.
>>1371580
point taken, well played
>>1371584
I don't think he was saying it wasn't weird, I think he was saying that weird is mild word for unprovoked violence.
Like, if you said to John Wayne Gacy, "You're weird!" it would make people laugh.
That's the bonus for non-native English speakers. It's actually very cute.
There is, also, nothing cuter than a gay porn star who speaks English as a second language.
>>1371590
I think weird is a very appropriate word for what he said. Thinking about slitting someones peehole and stashing dead children in your basement are two entirely different things.
>>1371592
>Thinking about slitting someones peehole and stashing dead children in your basement are two entirely different things.
This is some insight. Something to think about.
>>1371590
Gacy was a real jerk.
>>1371592
True. When someone is described as "weird," I assume they physically hurt other people, too.
>>1371597
Again, thinking about and doing are entirely different things. I'll give you a while to let this sink in.
>>1371598
He didn't say he was thinking it, he said he wanted to do it, which is two different things.
Like a person who writes horror thinks of different horrific ideas--they might be described as "weird" but that is generally not accepted parlance for horror authors.
Stephen King probably doesn't want to do all the things he thinks about.
Wanting to do the violent things one thinks about is on a different level. Using the same word to describe both conditions is useless, if uninventive and uncreative. I could even describe it as being weird.
>>1371602
Weird is a perfect word to describe Stephen King, by all accounts thats what he is. Wanting to do things and doing them are still different. Keep thinking up examples though, It's nice to see youre taking this "debate" so seriously. Also
>parlance
>if uninventive and uncreative
Make sure to clean out that neckbeard every once in a while.
>>1371603
I was discussing, not debating. Discussions move forward, or hope to. Debates have to do with an unchanging, unthinking stance and merely wanting to be the only one standing in the end.
>>1371603
>Make sure to clean out that neckbeard every once in a while.
Your well-placed meme is telling. It's interesting because a neckbeard-meme is chalking up internet wins through "debating."
Thank you for at least not disagreeing that wanting to do things and thinking about them is different. Sorry that you couldn't further the conversation and had to stay in place, spinning your wheels. I had hoped for additional ideas from you, in vain.
Also (excuse me for fresh thoughts and further violating the terms of a debate and not respecting your terms) 4chan itself could be described as weird. Therefore its posters, also. Really, almost anything could be extending to fall under the "weird" umbrella. Weird, therefore, extends widely and broadly as being anything not a standard 50s family sitcom or a Rockefeller painting or a traditional Christian family.
That is your argument and I respect that.
You may now repeat yourself, with new wording. I will enjoy it because it will at least show some creativity which the straight-edged might describe as weird, but I find that inappropriate to apply in this case.
The original poster didn't deny he was weird, but just thought it an amusingly benign description. Kind of like Miss Swan saying, "He looka like a man" in all of her descriptions of somebody.
>>1371610
Oh my lord, do you actually think anyone would read all this lmao. Youre taking yourself, and this, way too seriously.
>>1371612
Some lurkers will, but some will not, obviously.
I understand attention spans are hard for some, as well as the difficulty in digesting what another says in the midst of a discussion when one is not really honestly interested.
The poster merely wanted satisfaction in speaking his mind, as opposed to posting memes.
>>1371613
Jesus, who are you trying to impress? You realize its just you, me, and about 3 other equally weird people looking at this right now. Or maybe your self-esteem is so low that it relies on feeling like youve won an internet discussion, either way I know I hit the nail on the head with the neckbeard thing. Also dont try and pretend you werent the OP, nobody else would spend as much time as you have arguing a non point, which was someone calling someone weird for wanting to slit someones peehole. Thats what youre debating about lol.
>>1371617
He wasn't trying to pretend--it's called third person narration. It provides different perspectives which the narrow-minded find frustrating because they cannot think more panoramically than one way at a time.
I'm fine being weird; it was funny to call someone out for using it which coincidentally resulted in all this. How could I resist playing along? It was never actually denied in the first place.
Your regurgitated psychoanalysis is "interesting" but, as predicted, your discussion of actual ideas is absent.
It is obvious who the OP of this thread-within-a-thread is because his posts have the most distinction.
If you're going to speak on self-esteem, yours relies on talking to me, right now. How does it feel?
>>1371627
>still trying to play the intellectual superiority card
>discussing weird anons who want to slit peeholes in the middle of the night on /hm/
And no my esteem doesnt rely on this discussion, I get laid, I have a job, I make money, etc. I just like online banter, good way to pass the time as I dont sleep a lot. But you dont want to here that, you're gonna keep pilling on the intellectual drivel until you feel youve won. So here you go, you win. How does it feel?
>>1371629
*hear
Since youre clearly the type who would write a 3 paragraph essay on one typo based on all the babble youve spouted about an anon and his dickhole slicing fantasies.
>>1371627
>I'm fine being weird; it was funny to call someone out for using it which coincidentally resulted in all this. How could I resist playing along? It was never actually denied in the first place.
>Your regurgitated psychoanalysis is "interesting" but, as predicted, your discussion of actual ideas is absent.
>It is obvious who the OP of this thread-within-a-thread is because his posts have the most distinction.
Also this has to be one of the most repulsive things every committed to the internet. You must be impossible to live with. I hope things get better for ya.
>>1371629
As he said, he was discussing himself. I guess should make my words more simpler.
Thank you for taking the time (let's see, discussion started less than two hours ago, so let's say an hour-and-a-half) out of your busy schedule to spend with me, here and now.
I truly respect your decision and I think that makes us all winners, here, tonight.
I am a little confused, if I may prod more "discussion" which I know isn't most desirable, that you want banter and I do not? Are you speaking of "aussie"-banter where eventually we become chums after taking the piss out of each other, hehe? *nudges elbow*
>>1371635
>all those long-winded points
>more simpler
>argument dead
Yikes.
>>1371630
typos aren't don't apply to inappropriate word usages, which you just did, again
I am gratified, however, that you are taking this seriously enough to proof-read your post and provide corrections--even though it is common sense and didn't need to be provided. The effort is admirable.
If you'd actually want to discuss papercuts on penises, I'm all ears.
>>1371631
>>1371638
>I am gratified, however, that you are taking this seriously enough to proof-read your post and provide corrections--even though it is common sense and didn't need to be provided. The effort is admirable.
Why does everything you say have to be so... disgusting? And glancing at my past comment and seeing a typo isn't serious proof-reading, this seems to be playing into your vanity and the odd, misplaced intellectual superiority you seem to feel for reasons I still can't understand. This discussion is taking place while I watch netflix and post on 3 other boards, just so I dont play into your vanity any further. Youre not making an impact on anybody, just as a reminder. And you already won, remember? You can sleep well tonight.
>>1371640
Well, it is hard to deny myself a technique that is serving me so well. You can understand the philosophical point of that, I believe.
Thank you for admitting that your psychoanalysis of myself failed and I will be thrilled at your response or sorry if there is no more.
>>1371636
irony is difficult for the humorless
I'll explain for those interested: Within the sentence that states that words should be simpler, he made them "simpler" in a derogatory manner, due to the fact that he doesn't agree with the statement in the first place and is being sarcastic. He didn't even expect an unintelligent person to "think" enough to assume something else, but everything is possible, as we can see.
>>1371646
>I'll explain for those interested: Within the sentence that states that words should be simpler, he made them "simpler" in a derogatory manner, due to the fact that he doesn't agree with the statement in the first place and is being sarcastic. He didn't even expect an unintelligent person to "think" enough to assume something else, but everything is possible, as we can see.
>tries to turn obvious grammar mistake into a lesson
This one actually made me laugh. The inappropriate arrogance is almost too much. Keep going, I love seeing you lie to yourself like this.
>>1371646
>serving me so well
More arrogance and delusion by the way, I wonder what actually happens in the quaint little mind of yours (see how it actually sounds?)
>>1371647
I just need responses--enough food to keep me fed.
You love seeing me lie to you like this.
>>1371649
Ah, now you're a troll? Disappointing. You were trying so hard for so long, its alright everyone eventually backs out via the troll route, nothing to be ashamed of. I wouldn't expect much from a simple 4chan dweller such as yourself.
>>1371648
Didn't you know that thoughts are what happen in the mind and your reading of my words gives you insight into them, as well as the fact that I would like to apply a papercut to your penis.
I'm just "weird," not arrogant and delusional.
>>1371652
>I'm just "weird," not arrogant and delusional.
You're all three, and the fact that you think you aren't proves the last two.
>>1371650
I am sad now you are gone.
>>1371650
You said you wanted him to "keep going"--which symbolizes him giving you food; we all know that feeding the troll is dangerous, ergo, you are the troll here, by proxy.
>>1371654
This was surprising little, and dull. What happened to the 5 paragraph comments? Running out of steam? But you're so smart!? And you've provided so many lessons for all of us lesser folks in such a short time!
>>1371653
"Weird" is the best word that encompasses all the rest.
The argument is that "weird" is the only word to best describe me and I accept it.
Changing your argument now is suspect that you are a troll.
>>1371655
Oh, so now I'M the troll, lmao. Looking for any way out eh? It's ok, go to bed, your bitter life will still be there for you in the morning. I'm sure there's another anon with pisshole fetishes for you to vigorously defend.
>>1371657
I'm glad you didn't go. Feeling glad is enough for me.
>>1371661
Is that what we're down to now? Yuck. You were actually fun there for a while.
>>1371660
I'm just sorry that you don't want to discuss the actual topic at hand that originally interested you: penile papercuts.
Your endless flailing is sad, but accepted.
>>1371663
Fun is all about me, not you.
I'm sorry this wasn't known to you. I figured it was assumed.
>>1371665
Now they don't even make sense. Fun is all about you? I assume you're trying to make a deeper point here, you do a lot of that. Throw out as many long words as possible and hope people project some meaning onto it. A college professor in the making.
>endless flailing
A perfect way to describe your last few comments.
>>1371666
Thank you for describing me as deep, 666. I am gratified for your respect and thank you for seeing my words as "perfect."
>>1371670
Now you're losing your ability to comprehend what you read? Eesh. Time for bed bud.
>>1371671
I thought you were going to bed. What changed?
>>1371672
Now you're losing your memory too? Are you ok? Are you having a stroke? At no point during this did I ever mention my going to bed. I did mention that I was watching Netflix and that though, I'm starting to think that's a more entertaining way to spend my time since your brain seems to be imploding.
>>1371674
I'm glad you're starting to have a new thought.
It's about time.
>>1371675
Yawn, troll tactics. I see you're just going to keep commenting no matter how nonsense what you say is because you need the last word, so I think that "new thought" that I had already mentioned and was referencing is the better one. I hope you and your brain recover and I wish you well.
>>1371677
Are you starting to sense a pattern here?
How many more hours until you are sure of it?
What the hell happened to this thread
>>1371695
Spectacle.
Uhm, I'm here to jerk off. Thanks.
>>1372167
Holy sexy Jesus, Batman!
>>1373416
damn I want that body!!
>>1375980
ryan bertroche
>>1377636
Oh, Airforcebro... I wonder if this kid knows how much semen has been dumped over his pics?
>>1377688
Who is he? Tried googling that image but to no avail
>>1377701
>>1377636
Don't know his story, but here's all pics I saved of him. There might be some of other people in there too.
http://imgur.com/a/mXASw
>>1377688
I've blown probably a few gallons myself. Jesus christ, he's so fucking hot, and he's got that cocky smirk too.
>>1383587
whoa, what a qt
>>1383573
holy shit
this guy needs to get fucked bad
>>1383751
or at least get fucked really GOOD by a really BAD man, lol
there, i clarified it
>>1370423
Source?
>>1384113
Solomon and Bentley
http://m.playvid.com/watch/D8ByoZsZrtK
>>1386255
source?
