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Getting one so I can eat my bf's ass out right after he takes a shit
And rimming thread!
>and rimming thread
>posted only one image
Fucking dipshit. I don't always care about the "at least 4 images" rule but being this lazy; seriously? Be a contributor then perhaps I'd join, if not then don't make a thread.
>>1348650
>>1348681
sauce please
>>1348689
http://www.men.com/scene/2997/top-to-bottom-part-2/
>>1348683
sauce pls
This is why people think LGBT are degenerates, please stop - for the greater good!
>>1348835
Are you implying that only fags does this? give me break..
Then your straight friends are also degenerates
>>1348835
Have you seriously never seen the amount of ass eating memes straight normies put up on instagram and fb?
>>1348835
Remember the "he gotta eat the booty like groceries song?" I don't think the chick singing it was talking about gay men...
My absolute favorite sex thing is rimming. Which is interesting because I'm a bottom, and kind of a submissive one at that. Rimming always seems to be associated as a top thing for many guys.
>>1348835
guaranteed replies
>>1349127
I'm also a bottom that loves rimming guys, but It's soo hard to find one top willing to do it, urg
>>1348783
I love that angle, I just wish that guy with his hole exposed would get rid of those unsightly calluses on his feet.
>>1349666
its not a callus. its dry skin. he just needs lotion.
>>1349127
Same here. I love rimming but I think my bf hates it. He accuses me of wanting to top him on the spot every time I do it. I almost always bottom and have to notify him like a week in advance if I want to top.
>>1349670
>>1349670
Damn my boyfriend is the same way about topping.
Which kinda bothers me because when we met he casually assured me he was vers.
Why do guys feel the need to lie about that kind of stuff.
I guess that's why some guys have started calling themselves a 'true vers'.
Ugh, I hate the gay community.
>>1349793
I'm guessing you're a bottom subslut? Not every fag enjoys bottoming 24/7 so pardon my disdain towards the idea. I love my boyfriend but sometimes he could be a annoying.
>>1349789
I'm a top/vers. Some guys I feel comfortable switching. Some guys I only bottom for. And mostly I only top guys. Depends on teh chemistry. He probably likes to top you mainly.
>>1348835
People think LGBT is full of degenerates because of pride parades, tumblr, and the other words thrown into that acronym.
what does it taste like...?
>>1350659
If they're clean, like any other part of the body.
If they're not clean, then it depends on their biology and diet.
omg this thread is homo wtf /b/ went to
>>1350731
what does it actually taste like tho
>>1350909
lick your arm.
that's what it tastes like.
>>1350909
warm, kind of sweet, a hint of nut
>>1348937
>chick
Americans don't know what a bidet is let alone on how to use it. Outside porn, their boi pussies are covered with dried poop. You really need to wet wipe it first or wash it before you can rim it. Unless they are muslim.
>>1353606
>their boi pussies are covered with dried poop
no, we shower after we shit.
it is cleaner than a little trickle of water.
>>1353614
You don't shower at work after letting out your poop, you don't shower at restaurant after letting out your poop, you don't shower at school after letting out your poop. So your post doesn't really make sense.
Bidet is not just a trickle of water.
>>1353631
are there bidets in restaurants and at your school and at work? what country to do you live in? i have traveled throughout europe and greece had literal holes in the ground for toilets. i never saw a bidet in france or germany or spain or italy. ever.
so stop talking out your ass.
>>1353632
The only one who is talking from his own anus here is you. Getting fired up all the sudden. I don't give a damn about your "travelling experiences" and "knowledge". I know what I know and I clearly know my country (which you don't need to know) better than you do.
>>1353649
>being this rustled
>>1353666
>is butthurt
>"I better act cool and use autism meme!"
Go take your pills or something. I don't give a damn if you're not that poster.
>>1353668
>>1353668
>autism meme!
that's not autism. it is downs syndrome.
which you apparently have.
>>1353632
Don't mean to interrupt but I'm Arab and we have bidets in every toilet across the country, no matter the facility you're in.
We don't need to shower after pooping, since the anus is rinsed on the spot anyway. The water usually finds its way inside too...
>>1353631
You should consult a doctor if you poop so often. Healthy people take a dump once a day and take a shower before going on a date.
>>1350909
or if it's not clean, it's usually bitter
This guy post porn on his channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FptLPa9ZukM
>>1354459
details
>>1353631
>not timing your shits before your shower
>not shitting only once a day
This is why americans are fucking disgusting. Youre all obese and eat enough to cause you to shit every hour. Then you need to use a stick with toilet paper on the end to smear shit all over your ass. This is why you end up with pilonidal cysts.
this thread is so hot I literally cum exclusively to rimjobs.
the vintage vids where you can see some brown or discoloration on their fingers turns me on the most, since their rimjobs actually involve tongue penetration rather than just flicking and teasing.You know they can taste it.
>>1354876
It's so obvious he was listing locations where one might have to poop and can't shower immediately afterward, not saying he poops 3 times a day in every place imaginable. But sure, it's because he's an obese American who eats so much he can't stop shitting. Very realistic worldview there.
