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Any experience with Craigslist?

I'm pretty new to it, but I've been meeting with a US military guy from a nearby base and sucking his cock.
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>>1338227
CL is okay, but in my town, I keep running into the same dudes.
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>>1338227
aids
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I've probably posted this a dozen times but CL is filled with psychos. A guy fucked me with a dildo he shared with 30 other people.
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Very hot experiences on cl, just need to weed out a lot.
My first time was with a guy on there.
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do we all get womyn names on april fools? :3
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>>1338227
I want a hot military guy to suck off :(
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>>1339059
D:
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>>1338227
I've hooked up with only 5 guys ever. But 4 of them were from CL. I have had horrible, funny, and one intense semi steady fuck buddy.
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met a cocksucker that drains about 2 loads every time I go to his house. just walk in porn on the tv, get naked, lay down and relax while I let him work my cock until I cant hold back and bust a huge load down his throat
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>>1338227
> find chubby but reasonable guy on craigslist
> wants to be viciously fucked
> no face or body pics should have been a tip off
> ass was from perfect angle to make it look big and hide the rest of him
> shows up
> takes a really long time to get up to my apartment
> arrives out of breath and 400+ pounds
> ask him why he can't breathe
> gets pissy, said there's no elevator in my building (its literally the first thing you see straight ahead when you walk in)
> fat, liar and stupid in under 3minutes
>" Please get the fuck out of my apartment"
> asks why, proceeds to undress
> "Get. The. Fuck. Out. Of. My. Apartment."
> ok.jpg
> I think he missed the elevator on the way down too.

> 2/10 would not recommend
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Here are my Craigslist rules. I've had a couple of bad experiences, but follow these rules and it'll be a hassle-free buffet of ass/cock.

1. If they're over 35, don't even bother. Everyone lies about being younger (except the teenagers who lie about being 18-19), so if they actually put down something over 35, they're fucking ancient. Being older also gives them a much bigger span of time from which to find old better pics of themselves to deceive you with..

2. When asking for pics in your post or email, demand recent/accurate pics. Taking the time to add one of those adjectives signals to them that if they show up looking dramatically different, they aren't getting any. They're fine with wasting your time, but they don't want to waste their own.

3. Have a zero tolerance policy for deception. It can be tempting to cave after you've gone to all the trouble of meeting up, but if they lied to you, showed old/false pics or exaggerated significantly, I guarantee that isn't the only thing they're lying about.

4. Know the relative dangers of the stuff you're going to do with these strangers and act accordingly. If you're just getting head, you're very unlikely to catch anything. If you're taking it up the ass, then they need to wear a condom.

5. Do like hookers do and inspect the cock/asshole before you let it anywhere near your orifices. Weird dark bumps and any flesh that looks like it has blood near the surface are signs to bail. Do it subtly, make it foreplay etc. This won't catch everything, but it definitely increases your odds of being safe.

6. If you're fucking, always use lube. Not just the lube on the condom. Pain sucks and too much friction = broken condoms.

7. If they look young, ask for an ID. "They said they were 18" doesn't work in court. Even if you have it in writing, they're not adults and they can't consent in writing or otherwise. The law expects you to have a reasonable person's sense of someone's age.
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>>1341252

continued

Bonus section.

8. If you're a top or you want head, you need to put up a cock pic, and only put up a body pic if you're hot. No bottom cares what your hairy asshole looks like, unless they're verse but I would avoid open-ended shit on your first meeting.

9. If you just want to suck dick, you're best off sending face (if you don't care about anonymity) or body, and cock if you have a nice one. In my experience, a lot of guys who want head are into reciprocating, but only if its a really nice/big cock.

10. If you're a bottom, for fuck's sake shave or get waxed before you take a pic. If you're fit, look up pics of hot women bending over and mimic that. Arch your back, emphasize the roundness of your ass. If you're overweight or you're hairy and refuse to shave, keep your ass cheeks closed. The same goes for anyone with major discoloration around their asshole. Keep that shit under wraps.

Hope you found this educational. I'll share some of my stories later.
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I posted an add to jerk off and frot with any guy at my local university gay/straight/bi and got a straight/curious guy way of my normal league to frot with me. nice dick, huge balls. He straddled me and we jerked our cocks together. Pic related
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I find that craigsless has less fake people and less flakes than Grindr. Most people on craigslist are serious about wanting to meetup and their standards are nowhere near as high as the princesses on Grindr. I got a lot of hotter-than-I-deserve guys from craigslist. Seems to be the go-to for very discrete "straight" guys (anyone and their mom can log onto grindr, recognize you, and out you/catch you cheating)
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>>1341263
yeah for sure! I've hooked up with three straightish guys who just need occasional dick. All of them hairless, jock type, six pack abs types and I'm basically out of shape, hairy, and glad they're willing to settle for less (and two of them actually turned on by me)
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>>1339059
audibly kekked.
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>>1341263
>>1341266
How the fuck do you guys do this? Ive found some super hot guys on grindr and the few times ive posted on craigslist, its the same fat, disgusting trolls responding to everything.

Do you post or reply to posts?
Do you repost often? I feel cheesy reposting the same thing every night. How often do you have to do it?

All I want is a hot closeted 'straight' guy to make me suck his dick, fuck my ass and then kick me out ;_;
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>>1341273
>live near a mid-size state college
>post ad looking only for guys under 30
>require proof in the form of cock/body pics where they're holding a note with today's date written on it to prove they're real and serious about hooking up, not catfishing.
>they're so curious and horny they'll apparently settle for less as long as they trust you're also real and not catfishing them
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>>1341273
>but they're all tops. Not one of them wants to suck dick or take it in the ass. They're normally into girls. You're substituting for a girl, so you have to be willing to do what a girl would normally do for them. Trying to coax the hottest one into fucking me eventually, but its gonna take time
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>>1341279
>you have to be willing to do what a girl would normally do for them

this is exactly what i want. i have twinks to suck my dick. i need a man to use my ass. off to craigslist!
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>>1341273
>All I want is a hot closeted 'straight' guy to make me suck his dick, fuck my ass and then kick me out ;_;

I have had success responding to ads in the M4W section. I tell them that I am a guy and that I know they are straight but I think they are really cute and I would do anything that they want and I don't expect any kind of reciprocation. I make it clear that I'm a cocksucker/cumdump/bottom and a surprising number (well, it's only 3 guys that I've done from that, but I've only done it 3 times - so 100% success rate) of times it has worked.

I have to say that some places just don't have any hot guys on craigslist. I have moved several times with my job and a few places I've lived there was always the same people on craigslist, on grindr, at the local gay bar, at the adult bookstore and at the cruisy parks. I kept running into literally the same people and eventually I just stopped trying because it was pointless. I had to move (or travel to the next town over) to find new meat.


pic unrelated
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>>1341289

can confirm, poaching from m4w works. lot of guys are just desperate to get off. they usually aren't the best looking guys in general, but some of them have amazing cocks.

I'm not into bottoming, so it's never part of my offer, which I think helps. I think straight guys are more comfortable around a guy who just wants to suck a dick (because many of them have fantasized about it at one point or another). Wanting to take it up the ass makes you seem like more of a stereotypical fag.

Just some food for thought. Happy hunting.
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>>1341259
hot as f.
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>>1341252
Some decent advice here, however...

If you're into older (35+) guys, then go for it. There are both younger and older guys who like older guys. "Don't like what I don't like" doesn't cut it here.

The zero tolerance for deception is great but let the other guy know in advance. Let him know that if his description or picture isn't accurate, you'll walk away.

Also, never use alcohol or drugs when meeting a guy until you REALLY know him. You've set guidelines (condom use, pain threshold, top/bottom, etc...) and drugs/alcohol tends to make you forget those guidelines.

I've always found it best to do a meet and greet before arranging a sex date. Public place for coffee or just a chat.

Finally, let someone know where you are going. If you don't have a trusted friend, make the guy think you do and just play with your phone and tell him "I'm just letting my friend know where I am".
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>>1341273
>Do you repost often? I feel cheesy reposting the same thing every night. How often do you have to do it?

This is the wrong thing to do. Those of us who go through CL regularly can tell who is desperate by the ads repeating daily.

Write a couple of different ads. Mix it up. Make sure to use keywords like locations, what you are looking for, what you want to do, age, age range you're looking for, etc...

Write more than one line. Write grammatically correct, use paragraphs, a little humor.
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So how many of you have gotten AIDS or been raped?
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>>1341904

i'm 53 and i've been cruising and having sex all my life.

the key is to be sensitive to your surroundings.

if someone feels creepy/acts weird/seems crazy then leave immediately. you don't have to have a reason, but 'i just forgot something i have to do' works.

always make them use a condom if you are bottoming (and use a condom yourself if you are topping)

if they don't want to use a condom it could be a sign that they are trying to infect you. tell them you always use a condom until you get to know someone better. if they refuse then don't let them fuck you.

i was with a guy once when the condom broke (or he tore it on purpose) and he came in my ass. fortunately, i didn't get anything.

always shit their cum out immediately/asap if they do cum in your ass, even if they are someone you know well, and then try to take a shit to flush out everything.

oral sex is relatively low risk. i had a guy cum in my mouth after i had been to the dentist (sucked him in the elevator and swallowed) and he told me afterwards that he was hiv+

i freaked out and got tested every month for the next six months but i never caught anything.

try and meet people in a public place with other people around on the first meeting. talk to them about general stuff, interests, where they live, what they do for work, to see if they seem normal or like they are evasive or hiding something. pretend to be poor and don't wear expensive watches or jewelry when cruising, to avoid being robbed/mugged. don't carry a lot of cash. if someone demands cash, tell them you only have $50 in your bank account and that you lost your job and are living on welfare. usually they will just let you go without hurting you.

i have only been mugged once, but i am tall and white and have lifted weights for years so i look pretty tough and mean. if you are small and skinny and feminine then you probably need to be more careful and take a friend with you when you meet them the first time.
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>>1341252
rule 3 is excellent, 4 occasions in a row where the person looked completely different, then as im walking out they beg for it too happen, i may want to suck a cock but at least be legit about who you are
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>>1338227
that looks really good
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10 rules guy here,

I'm closeted bi, tall, white, average-fit, reasonably handsome face with a 6.5 in cock if anyone cares.

Worst Experience

>be 20ish
>after a couple of good experiences early on, decide to meet up with a guy having only seen dick pic
>always be suspicious of dick pics that are all shaft/head with no belly/pelvis/legs visible, kids
>doorbell rings. he's fat. not like jabba fat, but flabby arms, legs and serious gut.
>he has a nice face and seems chill, and I'm horny
>we start jerking off to straight porn
>dick feels nice through his pants
>looks good when he pulls it out
>7ish inches and thick with a big head
>bush is a little overgrown,
>I'm not worried because it's a big dick. I couldn't get down that low on it if I tried
>sucks me for like a minute before he wants me to suck him
>kinda rude, but I'm more into sucking anyway
>get on it.
>nice at first. love that big juicy head
>"can you take it further down"
>"sure." I get down as far as I can go without gagging. start smelling fatty fat ball/leg sweat
>grabs my head and jams it down my throat
<gag like crazy, half from reflex, half from the sweat stink
>tell him I'm not into that
>giving him some sweet head for the next five or so minutes. have to edge him a lot because he has no staying power
>can tell he's close
>ask him to tell me when he's gonna bust
>says nothing
>grabs my head again and jams his cock down my throat repeatedly
>shoots a huge load
>oh no you fucking didn't
>spit it in his face
>me: "get the fuck out of my apartment!"
>him: "dude, chill."
>me: "get the fuck out!"
>him: wiping cum off his face, "dude, that was fucked up"
>me: "yeah, what I did was fucked up."
>tired of waiting for him, so I grab his jacket and boots and throw them out my front door
>him: "what the fuck?"
>me: "get out you fat cunt."
>him: "fuck you"
>leaves
>texts me two weeks later. "sorry. wanna hang out."
>fucking BLOCK/DELETE
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>19 crazy horny looking at ads for the thrill.
>get curious. see someone my age that wants to drain some dick.
>fuck it I'm going for it. I answer hes only 3 blocks away from me.
>hes on his way. I'm super nervous
>he comes in super nice guy he had a joint rolled and told me to smoke it while he worships my cock
>get naked sit on couch with my legs spread open and I'm in heaven.
>his rythym is literally blowing my mind I can barely take it.
>works my balls and I cum everywhere.im screamin in ecstasy it was amazing.
>ask me to fuck him and I'm iffy about it. I was still super hard so I let him keep working on my cock.
>hands me poppers... what is this?
>holy fuck.....I hit those things and couldn't think I had to fuck..like it brang out my animal instincts to just fuck whatever was near me.
>bent him over and went to down
>thrusting as hard as I can. feels so fucking goooood.
>make him cum with my insane fucking.
>oh shit... the juices are rising.
>where do I cum?
>"cum inside me don't pullout!"
>ive never came soo hard in my life.
>smoke the joint as hes lightly strking my cock and kissing my balls
>been fucking him for 5 years now
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I can't seem to post anything in casual encounters without it getting ghosted/ flagged ... whatever. Just looking for casual hookups or some camming and it never lasts longer than 5 minutes :(
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>>1343124
then go to /soc/
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>>1338227
>super horny one night and checking out CL
>e-mail some guy he says he's 32, no pics
>agree to hook up
>get there and hes a 5'3" out of shape brown guy
>whatever.jpg
> go to his bedroom
> he's a top
> blow him for a bit
> he fucks my throat
>then he fucks my ass
> keeps pulling it all the wait out and putting it back in
>pushes lots of air in
>this goes on for like 15 minutes
> he flips me over for doggy
>instantly start farting
>like 30 seconds farting all over him
>he says he thinks he's done, there's shit on his dick
>superFuckingEmbarassed.png
>leave and drive home
> realize I forgot my really nice underwear there
>worstHookupEver.exe
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I had my first Craigslist hook up, and by all accounts it was a best worst case scenario
>be me, 19
>not a virgin, but never sucked a dick before
>post ad for me to give my first bj
>get response
>decent enough dick
>fast forward, he picks me up in his vehicle
> old enough to be my grandfather
>goddamnit.jpg
> minor conversation, really sexual questions from him, but he can tell I'm nervous and quits soon enough
> go to secluded spot, not really excited, but would feel bad for making him waste the 20+ minute ride
> suck his dick, he's obviously into it
> cums in my mouth with no warning about five or seven minutes in. Not happy about that, spit it out
>kinda amazed I never did oral before, compliments me
>drops me off roughly where he picked me up
>walk to where I was staying, gargled with straight vodka and spit in the sink
>here I am
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>>1344163
TL;DR if you aren't into older men, always always ALWAYS ask for face pic
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>>1339059
can you verify the 30? sure it wasn't only 29 or *gulp* 31?
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I think it's funny all these complaints about ancient/old men and yet this board has so many old man threads
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>>1338227
I have had all kinds of results on CL.
From the unpleasant, to the hilarious, to the very erotic, and just what I was looking for.
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>>1341252
I'm 44. I say I'm 43, only in the spirit of keeping myself anon.I say I live somewhere different, but close. But every time I show a pic, it's recent within a few days, and I don't fool with angles.
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I really haven't had a bad experience with guys I've met on craigslist, probably because I take my time getting to know them. I always say we're not going to meet immediately and I avoid the "let's do this in three emails" guys.

I'm older and tend to stick with guys my age. We're more sexually compatible and I know I'd just waste my time trying to meet up with younger guys (although some younger guys have responded to my ads knowing I was older).

While I said I haven't had any bad experiences, I've posted here before about some weird ones... the lollipop guy and the poppers daddy. Weird but not "bad".
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>>1342069
besides the bad smell it sounds like the perfect date for me
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>>1341252
Man that rule n1...

A guy was coming on to me was telling me he was 33, but only sent cock pics, no face pics, and had his clothes hiding the rest of his body. His hands and arms looked off.

Guy was in his 60's.
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>>1338227
I made a craigslist ad just for shit & giggles the other day using my real pictures, I wanted to see the responses, turns out that people are horny as fuck, and some of them are willing to pay as well.
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>me 16, super horny, desperate gay virgin
>post i'm looking for experienced guy for sucking fun
>guy replies, tells me he's 23, chat for a bit
>arrange to meet
>picks me up, much older must be 30
>liar.jpg
>drive back to his house
>no chat, starts taking my clothes off on his sofa
>wanks me for a bit, feels good, start touching him
>he strips off, unexpected big cock, 8 inch
>tells me to suck it
>first time sucking, bit too much teeth action from me
>guy gets annoyed, keep going, gets more annoyed
>tells i'm sh*t at sucking, says he wants to fuck me instead
>tell him im a virgin, feel nervous but want to try
>starts fingering with lube
>feels tight and starts to hurt, tell him i'm not ready
>tells me it will stop hurting
>tries to push his cock in
>hurtslikehell.png
>start gasping
>pushes in more
>kick him off, get away, grab clothes and leave

never tried craigslist since
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>>1341257
>10. If you're a bottom, for fuck's sake shave or get waxed before you take a pic. If you're fit, look up pics of hot women bending over and mimic that. Arch your back, emphasize the roundness of your ass. If you're overweight or you're hairy and refuse to shave, keep your ass cheeks closed. The same goes for anyone with major discoloration around their asshole. Keep that shit under wraps.

says he hates deception, then counsels you on how to deceive, lol

WANKER!
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>>1341252
Also reverse image search any pics - it takes long but its saved me from catfishers so many times
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>>1338227

>horny
>go on cl
>find an ad i like, some curious bro
>doesn't want to suck, only get fucked bucket list shit
>yep
>back and forth email
>trade pics
>looks like a jerk frat boy, but wtf
>let's do this
>dude gets there an hour late
>came directly from a par-TAY
>smells like beer
>kind of a turn off but i'm horny and he's cute
>i have to undress him and get him into bed, he's nervous as fuck
>has thick, stubby cut dick, leaking precum
>i'm not supposed to, but i lick it for awhile
>he just lays back and moans
>i turn him over and fuck him for a long time
>don't pull out when i cum
>afterwards, he starts to fall asleep
>get him out of bed and cleaned up in bathroom
>he's cold sober now and a little sore
>says i was rough
>wtf did he expect?
>asks if he can spend the night....
>got him out the door in record time
>ignored his emails for a couple weeks, then forgot all about him
>accidentally responded to an ad of his about 6 months later
>ended up going to his apartment
>wtf, he wanted it i was going to give it to him
>fucked him without mercy
>he had more experience then
>don't know why i was so hard on him, he was a good looking fucker and eager for it
>seemed to bring out the worst in me
>if it hadn't been all about my dick i could have maybe been buds with him
>anonymous hook ups make me feel like a hunter
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I'm the same anon who posted >>1344163
And I am at a loss for words rn. The two ads I had up got responses from MY FUCKING UNCLE WHO IS MARRIED
> thank fucking God I used my secondary anonymous email that wasn't linked to my name, unlike him
No, I'm not going to blackmail him, I'm not a complete cuntnugget
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>>1344564

My rules are designed to help you (anons) succeed, not to make everyone in the world happy. I also think there's a big difference between deception and emphasizing your strengths while minimizing your weaknesses, aka not being a fucking moron on Craigslist.
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Rules guy here. First good experience:

>25 or so, it's late like 1am and I'm horny
>clicking around Craigslist. lot of oldfags and fatties.
>refresh page and see a pic of a nice 19 year old cock
>says he's tired of oldfags and fatties. lol jackpot.
>send him email. he likes my cock. says he's looking for mutual oral
>drive further than I'm normally willing--about 30 mins to his house in an upscale part of town
>wants me to park a couple houses away. sneaks out the front door of his house
>gets into the car and immediately grabs my cock through my gray basketball shorts
>tells me to drive across the street to the elementary school parking lot
>simultaneously turned on by the thought and terrified of patrolling cops and cameras
>he's thin and dirty blonde with cute face
>reminds me of my first time fooling around with a guy at the end of middle school
>oh fuck. "are you 18, man?"
>he laughs, "yeah." still stroking my cock.
>I'm tentpoling big time in my shorts
>"would you mind proving it?"
>he sighs and pulls out an ID. okay I guess he's 19
>we randomly start talking about League of Legends. I don't play, but have friends who do
>topic relaxes me, so I get up the courage to grab his cock.
>start rubbing the head through his jeans
>he's not huge, but I can feel the big pink cockhead that got me to email him in the first place
>finally settle on what I think is a safe place in the school parking lot
>tells me to put my chair back. pulls my cock out and starts sucking it.
>"I've never done this before" he says
>I would not have guessed from the way he's working my cock. slapping it on his cheek
>he's clearing been watching a lot of porn because he has great hand/mouth motion
>pulls down his jeans so he can jerk while he sucks. I rub his back and ass cheeks
>bout to bust. he says its okay.
>I cum thick ropes into his mouth. gags for a second, but recovers and slurps it up
>"I didn't think I was going to swallow."
>super turned on. can't wait to get at his cock

cont.
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>lay back I tell him
>"we can chill for a minute if you want"
>nah, I'm good man.
>take his cock in hand and start tugging it gently toward his toes
>kiss down his flat but not ripped stomach
>closes his eyes and breathes deeply
>that's right buddy. you're getting the royal treatment for your first time
>make him wait a while for my mouth, kissing along his pelvic bones and on his sparsely hairy mound
>press his cock back against his belly and start kissing and sucking his balls
>he hasn't showered since the morning probably. a little musty but nice
>he's moaning and tossing his head back and forth, looking at me and then not
>pulls my head up towards his and we start kissing
>mfw I've never kissed a guy
>I'm totally into it. We make out hard for a few minutes. kiss his neck. he kisses mine.
>get down on his cock. finally get that pink head in my mouth
>so fucking fluffy and warm, sweet with precum
>he's super amped from all the foreplay
>take my time polishing his head and shaft for a while before really going to town
>once I speed up, he cums almost instantly
>buckets.
>tastes mildly sweet. wonder if hes vegetarian/vegan
>"we need to do this again." he says.

we do three more times =]
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It worked well for me
I wanted an anonymous good time and it went well.
I got sucked and played with this butt. After I was slippery, I fucked it raw, busted a huge load and we went separate ways. One time deal with no drama
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Long time /hm/ lurker, signed up for CL today, 19, bicurious and recently out of three year relationship with girl who took my virginity, looking for a dude to blow for my first time with a guy. Got a message within a few minutes, 20 year old Hispanic dude. Checked out the picture he sent and it's only on a super small Vine account. What do you guys think, should I go for it?
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>>1341259

share your cock?
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what are the chances of catching hiv from topping. there is this mid thirties single dad I have been chatting up with a super fine ass and I want to breed him. never had sex bareback before
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>>1344741

No lube?
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>>1345327

lower than bottoming, but higher than giving head and a LOT higher than getting head

use a condom and lube. bare minimum, start fucking him bareback with lube to start, but put on condom before you really start pounding him
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>>1345327
You utter fool, helping to spread STDs thru your indefensible selfishness.

'single dad'. first time, I bet he promises.

Fool.
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>>1344572
>>fucked him without mercy
more guys should fuck like that!
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>>1338227
Met up with a few people, haven't had sex with anyone on there yet. Best experience I had was just mutual sucking with some guy in his late 30s. He was married (had ring) and was a pretty hot otter. He must not have been getting any at home cause when he busted his nut it exploded all over my chest like he hadn't cum in like months or something. Usually I can just wipe it off with some tissues but I needed a shower cause it was so much.
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>>1345327
Look... I go through craigslist a couple times a day. I see the same ads month after month. Guy is "trying it for the first time", "never done this before", "want you to be my first". Month after month the same ad. You know damn well that he's fucked and been fucked. Chris I'm a 4/10 old guy and have no problem hooking up. Why would this "virgin" have such a hard time that he needs to keep posting.

Threat every guy the same. Protection for anal, weigh your risk tolerance for everything else.
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>>1345330
Yeah, I definitely had to lube it, but not before rimming it.
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>>1344257
Didn't really know if it was 30. He said he was half way 69 so that could be 40 people if I'm unlucky.
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found this daddy on craigslist. he's offering a very cheap place to live all included in a very nice neighborhood in exchange for oral from time to time. should I do it?
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>>1346202

if you want to blow him anyway, why not?
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>>1344572
>don't know why i was so hard on him
it's because you're a worthles sociopathic waste of humanity.

>wtf did he expect?
That you aren't a disgusting rapist.

>anonymous hook ups make me feel like a hunter
Hahaha how embarrassing. I hope you never reproduce. No one needs more mongrels like you
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>Be 19, want to fool around with a guy but need discretion.
>Respond to CL ad, guy is late 30's, looking for someone to top him.
>Email back and forth, meet up with him at 1 in the morning, guy looks older than he said but I don't care.
>Go upstairs with him into an empty bedroom, just an air mattress on the floor, some condoms and lube next to it.
>He immediately gets naked, completely shaven, definitely works out. Great body for his age, uncut cock.
>I get naked too, he tries to kiss but I'm not into it, he starts sucking my cock, feels pretty good
>I don't have a huge cock, not small, just average, he deepthroats me as best he can.
>Keeps sucking my cock, lubes a few of his fingers and starts fingering my ass. MY GOD, feels amazing.
>Tell him I'm going to cum, he nods and swallows every last drop.
>Lay there, half regretting it, half in bliss
>He looks up at me, ask if I want to fuck him, of course I do.
>Had cum like 30 seconds earlier, need a minute to recuperate
>He starts sucking my cock again, I tell him to stop and he gets on his back
>His cock is soft still, start tugging at his foreskin with my lips
>Feel his cock grow hard in my mouth, start sucking him as best I can (had never done it before)
>Loving every second of it, the weight and the warmth of his cock in my mouth had me rock hard
>Stop for a second to breathe, he stands up, I get on my knees and start sucking his cock again
>Felt like forever, he told me he's going to cum
>Cums in my mouth, didn't love the taste but loved feeling his cock throb as he shot a load down my throat
>Gag a little bit, but swallow like a good little slut
>By this time I'm hard again, tell him I want to fuck
>He bends over, his ass is clean shaven
>Start fucking him, he moans as I bottom out in his ass
>Switch positions, he's riding me
>His cock is rock hard and bouncing as he rides me
>Want to suck his cock but I'm not flexible enough
>Grab his cock and start jerking him off as he rides me
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>>1346700
>cont.
>Tell him I'm going to cum, he slams his ass down on my cock, cum deep in his ass.
>Tells me its my turn
>I bend over, never bottomed before but I had masturbated with dildos and buttplugs in my ass before and always liked it.
>He starts fingering my ass, feels amazing
>Pours a ton of lube down my asscrack, feels weird but kinda like it
>Presses the tip of his uncut cock against my hole, slowly presses it in
>Thicker than the dildo I normally use, but I loved how warm it was and didn't want him to stop
>Slowly slides into my ass, kinda hurts but don't want to stop
>Slowly fucks me for a few minutes before I loosen up enough, he starts fucking me a little harder
>Cock is rock hard, dripping precum
>Smacks my ass, slams his cock deep into my ass
>Thought he came, he didn't, just needed a breather
>He grabs my hips and starts making these long, deep thrusts
>He pulls out, sits against the wall, tells me to sit on his cock
>Start riding him as he plays with my cock
>Tells me he wants to cum in my ass
>Freak out a little bit, forgot that he never put on a condom
>Whatever, he cums in my ass and I slide off of him
>Feeling of his warm cum in my ass feels amazing, want more
>Both lay there, no clue what to do now
>Ask him if he wants to keep messing around, he says we could 69
>I'm 2" shorter than him and probably 30lbs lighter,expect I'd get on top of him so I don't get crushed
>He tells me to lay down, climbs on top of me and shoves his cock in my throat, accidentally graze his shaft with my teeth
>Sucking a thick cock as I get mine sucked feels amazing, tell him I'm going to cum, he says he is too
>He cums first, lighter load than the first two times but I didn't care, loved the way his cock was throbbing
>I cum, he gets off of me and we lay on the ground for a minute before he sits up
>Talk for a few minutes, find out he's bi (me too), get pissed because neither of us used condoms
>Swap numbers, both get tested for a full STD panel, all negative
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>>1346708
>cont.
>Everything was negative, tell him we should HU again
>He responds, says he's dating someone now but we can all fool around
>Go over to the original guy's place for a beer, meet the new guy, mid 30's, an inch or so taller than me but in good shape, clean shaven, no pubes at all
>Tell him how we hooked up in the past, new guy (lets call him brian) says he heard I was a good fuck
>Surprised because it was my first time with a guy but still flattered
>We all finish our beers, original guy (lets call him Jordan) goes to the kitchen to get a few more
>Brian and I talking, brian asks me how many guys I've hooked up with, I tell him just Jordan
>He asks if I'd consider hooking up with another guy
>Tell him yes, thought that Jordan had told him we were all going to mess around but guess he wanted to be sure
>He nods his head and takes his shorts off, wearing tight boxer briefs but I can still make out the outline of his cock, doesn't look like anything special
>Move a little closer, hear Jordan coming back from the kitchen
>Jordan says he's glad we're getting to know each other, takes off his jeans, no underwear underneath
>thatsthecockIwant.jpg
>Sits on the other side of Brian, start making out
>Feeling a bit awkward, but liking the sight of jordan's cock slowly getting harder
>Go to suck Jordan's cock, brian pushes my head away
>Thought he was jealous, instead he wanted me to suck his
>Takes his underwear off, uncut cock, looked a little thicker than Brian's
>Start sucking his cock, cock gets harder..and bigger.. and even bigger
>Fully erect, remembering it now it was probably a little over 8", very thick with a big soft head that was already leaking precum
>Loving the feeling of his thick cock in my mouth, even better than the Jordan's
>Brian pushes my head down, gag and almost puke so I stop
>Jordan says we should go upstairs, brian and I follow
>Stare at brian's ass as he walks up he stairs, this guy squats for sure
>We all get fully naked
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>>1342655
HOT
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>>1346722
>Jordan asks me if I want to 69 again, obviously I want to
>Start 69'ing, this time we're both on our side, brian just kind of standing there
>All of a sudden he starts rimming my ass, feels amazing
>Continue like this for a few minutes, Jordan stops sucking my cock and I do the same
>He asks why I stopped, told me because he did
>He lays on his back, I didn't want to come yet so I get between his legs and start sucking
>Feel brian rimming my ass again
>Had been toying my ass before I came over, so I was ready
>Tell brian to fuck me
>He lubes my ass, says he knows I'm negative for everything and that he is too
>Asks if he can go without the condom, I say sure, he's clean so I didn't care
>Pushes his tip against my hole, feels much bigger than jordan
>Slips the tip and some of his cock in, feel like I'm going to be split in half
>Slowly pushes all the way in, feel him grab my hips as he bottoms out
>Cock is rock solid, love the feeling of being fucked by brian as I suck Jordan's cock
>Jordan cums in my mouth, tastes a little sweeter than last time
>Brain says "wow, he really is good isn't he" and Jordan nods
>Flattered, embarrassed, but with a cock in my ass I didn't care
>Brian tells me he wants me to ride him, pulls out and sits against the wall
>Slide onto his cock, feels amazing
>A little awkward staring at brian while I ride his cock, rest my head on his chest/shoulder
>Pulls my head up, starts to kiss me but I pull away
>Tells me he wants to taste Brian's cum, sounded hot so we started making out
>Realized what I was missing out on, makeout for a few minutes as I ride him
>Tells me he's going to cum, told me he wanted to finish in my mouth
>Slide off his cock, realize its going to taste like lube so I'm a little hesitant but he pushed my head down anyway
>Suck his cock, love how thick it is
>Tells me he's about to cum, start sucking harder
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>>1346728
>cont.
>Brian cums, nearly choked on all of his cum but it tastes better than Jordan's so I don't mind
>Swallow it all
>We're all standing around, Jordan is hard again and I'm fully erect, horny as hell
>Brian says to jordan something along the lines of "You were right, he's a little slut"
>Flattered and insulted, don't care because I'm still super horny
>Rest for a minute, Brian starts sucking my cock, he's not nearly as good as Jordan
>Tell him I want to fuck him, he obliges
>Start fucking Brian, his ass is super tight, feels amazing
>Jordan sitting there watching, jerking off, I tell him that he's next
>Cum fairly quickly in Brian's ass, Brian is rock hard again
>Tell Jordan that I want him to fuck me
>Jordan fucks me for a little bit, brian is laying on the air mattress, cock in the air
>Jordan cums in my ass, feels amazing
>Lay there with Jordan for a minute, thoroughly drained and used, ass hurts a little bit but it was worth it
>We all relax for what feels like an hour, was probably 15 mintues
>Realize that Jordan is asleep, I go to the bathroom to clean myself up
>Brian follows me in, tells me we should do this again sometime, I tell him that we will for sure
>Washing my hands and face, Brian comes up behind me and fingers my ass for a bit, bites my neck
>Turn around and makeout for a little bit, feel his cock getting harder, mine does too
>Drop to my knees, start sucking his cock
>Has me pushed against the vanity in the bathroom, shoving his cock in my mouth until I gag
>Tell me he's about to cum, swallow every drop and love his cock for a minute afterwards, love how when it gets softer I can get more of it in my mouth
>Return to the bedroom, lay next to Jordan with brian spooning me, cock resting against my ass
>We all fall asleep
>Wake up the next morning, suck brians cock until he cums buckets in my mouth again
>Jerk off as brian suck jordan's cock
>Jordan finishes me off
>Swap numbers with Brian, meet up once a week
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>>1346741
I have more stories if anyone is interested
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>>1346744

YES MOAR!!!!
Moar, Please!
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>>1346814
>20th birthday, celebrated with some friends after work, whole time we were at dinner Jordan and Brian were sending me text messages telling me what we were going to do
>DicksohardIcouldntstand
>Eventually get over to Jordan's place a few hours later, walk inside and they're just watching TV
>Go to the kitchen to grab a beer, Brian follows me in
>Grabbing a beer, Brian drops to his knees and starts sucking my cock
>Purposefully didn't jerk off for a few days, so I came in only a few minutes
>Brian swallows my load,
>Some cum dripped onto his chin, used his finger to wipe it away then cleaned his finger with his mouth, saying "I love your cum"
>Almost came again
>Told me he'd been practicing on Jordan
>It really showed, he had gotten much better compared to the first time he sucked my cock
>Walk back to the couch with Brian, jordan asks if we had fun
>Says "I hope you're not too tired"
>We all go up to Jordan's bedroom
>Jordan gets naked, his cock is hard as a diamond
>Jordan forces me onto the bed, starts kissing and biting at my neck
>Pulls my pants off, I tell him I'll be ready in a few minutes
>He flips onto his back, I start sucking his cock
>His cock seems harder than its ever been, I had been sucking Brian's cock more than his so I could take most of it in my mouth before I'd gag
>Tells me he's going to cum soon
>Slow down so I can keep sucking his cock, really enjoying it
>Feel brian tugging at my shorts, pulls my briefs down with them
>Feel his tongue start circling around my asshole, taking a break every few seconds to poke at my ass until I can feel his tongue penetrating my ass bit by bit
>Jordan cums
>Fils my mouth with a huge load, couldn't swallow it all in time so it drips back onto his balls and cock
>Start to get up, Brian tells me I need to "clean up my mess"
>Nearly came buckets
>Brian goes back to my ass, still swirling his tongue and prodding at my hole
>Go back to Jordan's cock, start licking his cum off of his balls and cock
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>>1346836
cont.
>Jordan is playing with my hair, moving my head around his cock by tugging my hair every so slightly
>5 or 10 minutes have passed by now, Jordan's cock is getting harder the more I lick and suck on it
>Take Jordan's balls in my mouth, sucking on each one seperately
>All of a sudden Brian stops tonguing my ass, hear him rummaging for something in the drawers at the end of the bed
>Feel him lube up my hole, I know whats coming
>ohgodyesfuckmyass.jpg
>Slips a finger in my ass, ask me if I like it
>Moan "mhmmh", my mouth stuffed with Jordan's cock
>Feel Brian press the tip of his cock against my hole, teasing me ever so slightly
>Like I said before, his cock is fairly large, so he normally will give me little by little, backing it in and out until it's all the way in
>Just pushes his entire girthy cock into my ass, not super fast but enough that it was only a little uncomfortable
>Slowly fucks me as I'm sucking Jordan's soul out through his cock
>Jordan tells me he's about to cum, normally when he says that I have 15 seconds or so before he does
>About to force his cock deep when he pulls out, covers my face and mouth in not alot, but a load of sticky warm cum nonetheless
>Surprises me by kissing me, sucking his own cum out of my mouth and swallowing it
>My cock is so hard it hurts, I had been dripping pre cum onto the bed the entire time
>Meanwhile I'm still getting fucked by Brian's meaty cock
>Brian starts fucking me harder, telling me how great my ass feels
>At this point I'm in bliss, Brian's cock feels bigger than its ever been
>Tell Brian I want his cum
>That sent him over the edge apparently because he told me he was about to cum
>Pulls out, I immediately flip around and take his cock into my throat
>Tastes miserable because of the lube but hey, a thick cock is a thick cock
>Cums buckets into my throat, again I couldn't swallow it all and it dribbles down my chin
>somuchfuckingcum.jpg
>we're all laying on the bed now
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>>1346844
cont.
>Both of their cocks are semi hard
>I'm laying in the middle of the bed, they're both laying on me
>My cock is covered in some lube and my own precum, hard as a rock
>Brian starts stroking my cock as jordan starts biting my neck, mygodineedthisnow
>Jordan and I start kissing, he's taking his time and flicking my tongue against his, teasing me like crazy
>Brian creeps down to my cock, starts teasing me with his tongue and sucking on my balls
>The entire time I'm thinking about the monster between Brian's legs, how badly I wish Jordan's cock was the same size so I could bounce on one while sucking the other
>Keep kissing Jordan as Brian lubes his ass and starts teasing my cock with his hole
>Eventually starts riding me, tells me how much he loves my cock, how much he wants my cum
>Jordan starts sucking Brian's cock as he rides me
>isthisadream
>imjealousasfuck
>I'm about to cum, tell Brian to slow it down
>he picks up the pace, Jordan at this point is teasing his cock against my lips
>wishitwasbrian'sfatcock
>I start sucking Jordan's cock as I cum deep in Brian's ass, total fucking bliss
>Brian slides off of me, my cum drips out onto the sheets and my balls
>He tells me he should "clean up his mess" and starts slowly licking the cock and balls
>Stops because he doesn't like the taste of the lube
>I don't mind
>We all lay there for a little bit, I play with Brian's cock as we're talking and relaxing
>Jordan asks me whose cock I like better
>I lie and say I like them both equally
>Jordan tells me that they both got me something
>Figured it'd be a shirt or some bullshit
>Got me a dildo
>confused.jpg
>Why do I need a dildo when I already have some at home and also have two wonderful cocks to play with (one better than the other though)
>Open it
>It was one of those dildo "replica" models
>They both had dildos made based off of a mold of their cocks
>ohyes.jpg
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>>1346872
cont.
>We're all still on the bed, both dildos laying between my legs
>watched tv for a little bit, then we all fell asleep
>Woke up a few hours later in the middle of the night and realized how gross it was, there was cum and lube all over the bed
>it was worth it
>I start moving around and Jordan wakes up
>Asks me if I had a good birthday
>I did
>Start kissing, grab his cock
>Started getting more heated
>I turn on my side, tell him to fuck my ass
>I forgot how it was nice sometimes to have Jordan fuck me, his cock was smaller than Brians so he could fuck me as hard as he wanted all the time
>We had been trying to be quiet so we didn't wake up brian
>He wakes up
>Jordan and I stop, change positions, I'm riding him reverse now
>All I need to make this perfect is Brian's fat cock in my mouth
>wishgranted
>Stands on the bed and sticks his cock in my mouth
>Suck until his legs got tired, plus its surprsingly hard to suck cock and ride another cock at the same time
>Jordan says he's about to cum, so I slide off of him
>Doesn't understand what I'm doing
>Tell Brian to fuck my ass, but don't cum
>Tell Jordan to jerk off for me
>Brian bends me over until I'm on all fours, Jordan jerking off inches from my mouth
>Once Brian is about to cum, tell him to stand up
>I kneel in front of both of them, frotting their cocks together and jerking one with each hand
>Surprisingly difficult
>Tell them to cum on me
>Jordan cums first, surprising amount of cum, hits me right in the nose and mouth
>Brian cums, less cum than Jordan but much thicker
>Scoop their cum off my face and lick it, noticeable difference in taste between the two
>Get into bed and fall asleep
>Wake up early to go to work, no change of clothes
>Fuck
>jaw is sore, ass is sore, cum in my hair
>doublefuck
>Call in sick to work
>Suck Brian's cock before I leave, swallow his load
>Brian starts sucking Jordan's cock as I leave
>Go home, shower and fall back asleep.


I have many more if anyone would like
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Diamonds
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>>1346910
We’re beautiful like diamonds in the sky
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>>1346886
Have some free time so I figured I'd tell about what happened after my 20th birthday
>Few days after 20th birthday, jaw isn't sore anymore and my ass isn't sore anymore.
>Brian texts me, not in the group chat we have with Jordan
>nocluewhatshappening
>Asks when I get off work
>5pm like every other day you giant cocked idiot
>Tells me to come over after work, bring a dildo
>Figure he and Jordan had something planned, few hours later he texts me
>"My place not Jordan's"
>Doesn'tmattertome
>Show up and Jordan isn't there, ask Brian where Jordan is
>Says he's not coming
>thatcockisallmine.jpg
>Asks me which dildo I brought
>Of course it was the replica one he made for me, only one I use any more
>Takes me to his bedroom
>Bondage gear EVERYWHERE
>instaboner
>Tells me to get naked
>Puts me in a leg spreader bar on his bed
>Plays with my ass, teasing me with his cock
>Feel the dildo press against my ass
>itsthesameashiscock
>pushes it all the way in
>Walks around to my mouth and tells me if I can make him cum he'll let me fuck him
>Oh yeah, I'll make him cum
>Suck his cock as he slowly fucks me with the dildo, spanking my ass the entire time
>My cock is hard as a rock at this point, turns out I like bondage
>Tells me he's going to cum
>Grabs me by my hair and nearly chokes me with it
>First time I didn't gag on his cock, cums straight down my throat
>The feeling of that fat cock in so deep in my throat as I swallowed his cum was unreal
>As he slides his cock out of my mouth he says "god you're better than Jordan"
>Says he needs to take a breather, doesn't release me from the spreader bar
>Comes back lube in hand
>Unlocks my legs
>Tells me to lock him up
>Put his legs in the bar, he tells me to fuck his ass as hard as I can
>letsgo
>Fuck that ass as hard as I could
>he moans the entire time, tells me to fuck him "like a dirty little slut"
>Spank his ass so hard he screams
>thatsrightbitch
>About to cum, pull out and walk to his mouth
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>>1346922
>blow my load down his throat, ask him if he likes the way his ass tastes
>Can't answer because my cock is in his mouth so all I get is a "mhmmh"
>Unlock the spreader bar
>Lay there with him
>We talk for a little bit and I eventually ask why Jordan isn't here
>Brian says they fought this morning after Brian moaned my name while getting fucked doggystyle
>OOPS
>Ask him why he'd do that
>youstupidgiantcockedidiot
>He tells me he that my dick is better
>Awkward pause.. we've been fucking for almost a year, first time we fucked was like a month after my 19th birthday
>Realize that when I fuck Jordan I'm thinking about Brian
>Respond with "yours is better than Jordan's if its any consolation"
>Tell him thats why I suck his cock so often
>Thinking about his cock makes me want to suck his cock
>Crawl off of him and get between his legs
>Edge him for what feels like an eternity
>feel his cock starting to pulse
>cums ropes into my throat
>cum so thick I can barely swallow it
>Keep sucking his cock until it goes soft
>Lay there for a few minutes then go home and go to bed
>Text him the next morning (saturday) and tell him I'm coming over
>Both of our asses were too sore to fuck so we just swapped blowjobs all day
>Edged for close to two hours, both of our cocks were so hard they were bursting and our balls were sore
>Got on my knees and had him paint my face with his cum
>I immediately stood up and did the same to him
>Spent the next 10 minutes making out covered in cum
>Decide to text Jordan and say that we're coming over

should I cont.?
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>>1346926
>>1346922
>>1346886
>>1346872
>>1346844
>>1346836
>>1346741
>>1346728
>>1346722
>>1346708
>Jordan x 1,000
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>>1346926

Yes you absolutely should
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yesfuck yes
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>>1346939

>Jordan texts back an hour later, all he says is "yeah"
>Ohboy.jpg
>Take separate cars so I don't have to go back to Brian's place afterwards
>Jordan and Brian immediately start arguing, I'm trying to stay out of it
>Figure I'd only make it worse
>Jordan turns to me and asks why Brian moaned my name
>"No clue"
>He was pissed
>I was still horny
>Brian leaves, pissed for some reason
>my thought- "no reason to be, you have a great cock and a dedicated little slut"
>Jordan and I talk
>Apologize if I made anything awkward, tell him I don't want to mess anything up between him and Brian
>Tells me that its basically a triangle now
>Couldn't agree more
>Grabs my hand
>thatsgay.jpg
>Leads me to the bedroom
>Start making out, not as good a kisser as Brian but whatever
>Grab his cock through his jeans, hard... but not as big as Brian's
>I figure another load couldn't hurt, pull his jeans off and start deepthroating his cock as best I could
>He's in heaven, I'm liking that I can suck his cock without breaking my jaw
>Want him to fuck my ass, but its still sore from yesterday
>He eventually cums in my mouth, cums buckets. some drips down my chin, I lick it up and note that it tastes better than brians
>brian's cock is better though
>...my thoughts- "guess he missed me"
>Swallow every last drop, suck his cock until it goes completely soft
>He tells me he wants to fuck
>ohshithe'sgonnaknowIwasfuckingBrian
>Hands me the lube and bends over
>Thankgod.jpg
>Tongue his ass for a little bit before he's loose enough to fuck, lube him up and slide my cock in
>Fucking him doggystyle for a few minutes
>Motherfucker moans "Oh Brian"
>Immediately knows he fucked up
>Smack his ass and call him my whore
>Fuck his ass as rough as I can
>Ask him "whats my name?" over and over
>Every time he says my name, I smack his ass
>Cum deep into his ass, tell him not to move
>Watch as my cum drips from his ass, mixed with lube
>Tell him to "clean up my mess" like we've done before
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I'm damn jealous of you. I am wanting to be fucked so bad! Looks like it's time to post up on Craigslist.
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>>1347195
Definitely do it.
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>be 16yo
>still confused about my sexuality, but really want to try experimenting with a guy
>but I live in a shitty rural area so there is little privacy, and no openly gay guys around
>turn to CL (claiming I'm 18, ofc)
>no young guys on there, just a bunch of older married closet cases
>fuck it, I'll take what I can get
>pick the best-looking of the bunch, muscular hairy 30-something guy with a huge cock
>I agree to sneak over to his place while his wife is away
>we haven't exchanged face pics at this point, but once I get there I realize I recognize the guy
>he's actually one of my dad's coworkers, I've seen him around at at BBQs and picnics and church and shit
>dunno what the fuck I was expecting, everyone knows everyone out here
>he recognizes me too ("oh shit, you're X's boy"), glances around and hustles me inside
>we spend several minutes exchanging excruciatingly awkward small talk about my dad
>I'm panicking this whole time, irrationally freaking out about my dad somehow finding out about all this
>then he snaps me out of it, puts his hand on my thigh and starts feeling me up
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>>1347370
>hadn't even occurred to me that he'd still want to go through with it
>especially since he damn well knew I wasn't 18 yet
>but it didn't take long before he had me shirtless in his lap, shoving his tongue down my throat
>and not much longer before he had me kneeling between his legs gagging on his cock
>I was kinda freaked out by how aggressive and dominant he was, felt like I was in way over my head
>but I was also really turned on by it, it felt really good to just give in and follow his lead
>so even though we'd agreed beforehand that anal was off-limits, I didn't put up much resistance when he pulled me over to his bed and started lubing me up
>tried telling him it was my first time hoping he'd take it easy on me... though I think that just made him more excited
>so of course it hurt like hell... though I still enjoyed it on a mental level (especially looking back on it)
>the only time I got particularly "scared" is when he got close to cumming, he got really rough and forceful
>dunno why I was expecting him to pull out, but of course he blew his load in me
>but then after he came he got really apologetic (I think he felt guilty for going too hard?), started jerking me off and sucking me
>even though I was exhausted and sore as hell, it didn't take long for him to make me cum
>afterwards he seemed super worried that I would tell my dad for some reason, as if I'd be willing to out myself
>ended up visiting him again a few weeks later, this became an infrequent but recurring thing for several years
>then his wife got pregnant, he wanted to hook up with me a ton during the pregnancy but pretty much cut off contact after the kid was born
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I'm answering an ad to give a blowjob, guy's offering to be generous, how much is appropriate to ask for?
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>>1347371
Sauce of that webm bro?
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Mmm
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>>1347382
$20-50 for a bj
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>>1347394
That's kinda what I was thinking, thanks dude, I'll post a story if It's worth telling when I'm done.
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>>1347396
He must be Shrek if he's offering to pay. Most fags do it for free.
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>>1347400
He sent me pics that seem fine, if he's Shrek I'll bail.
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>>1347396

watch out for undercover cops.

it is a 'donation' for time spent together, not payment for sex.
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>>1347415
Will do, but I'm in a smallish town, at this point I'm more worried about him flaking, it's been 40 minutes since I asked for a time and address
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Rules guy here. This is another favorite experience. You'll have to pardon all the detail, but I think it enhances the story.

>find a fit 20yo hispanic guy on CL with a thick uncut cock (similar to pic minus the ink)
>email him. seems legit and chill. lots of dirty talk to jerk off to between emails
>"will you suck my balls too? they're fucking big," he says.
>WILL I?
>decide to meet up. he's in a low-income part of town 15-20 mins away.
>that's not bad, but then, SURPRISE, he needs to be picked up
>fuuuuuuck
>this is usually a huge drag. bc you have to make four trips--there & back to pick up, there, & back to drop off.
>about to back out when he says he says he wants to kick it in bed, shower together, make a day of it
>starts to sound nice. always had brief encounters in the past.
>fuck it, it's just time and gas
>drive to his area. it's semi-ghetto, but doesn't feel dangerous during the day
>he's at McDonalds with a friend, so he asks if I'll pick him up there
>see him standing where he's supposed to be, on his phone
>looks young and semi-thug--shaved head, long basketball shorts, wife-beater
>feel a touch of fear for a sec, but then remember I'm not a pussy faggot
>pull up and wave. he gets into the car. can immediately tell he's the one that's intimidated
>he's talking really fast about what a nice car I have, asking me about women I've fucked (we're both bi)
>try to play along and make him feel comfortable. keep the talk pretty straight
>the toll road we're taking to my place passes between big green hills, and he keeps going on and on about how pretty it is
>start to get the picture. he's one of these underprivileged young guys who never gets away from his poor neighborhood
>he's in awe of my apartment. I keep it clean and I have some decent Ikea furniture that matches, but it's really nothing amazing
>says he feels too dirty to lay on my bed
>"why don't you take a shower then"
>almost suggest we take one together, but decide to delay gratification

cont.
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>take a seat on the bed to wait for him
>see him stripping down in the bathroom mirror
>nice arms and back, muscly round ass, low hanging balls and uncut cock just like his pic (similar to one above)
>as he gets in, he sees that I'm checking him out and rubbing the front of my jeans
>"eyy, don't start without me."
>"heh, I won't."
>he takes a fairly long shower.
>my eyes go back and forth from his silhouette behind the shower door and his cock pic on my phone
>can't wait any longer
>"can I give you a hand in there?"
>maybe."
>he slides open the shower door and shows himself to me
>beads of water running all down his shoulders and chest. he has a half chub that already looks amazing
>I kneel down on the shower mat and take it in my hands
>I start rubbing his cock head through the foreskin, then life it up and suck the warm water off his balls
>he tastes and smells amazing
>"come out an dry off"
>he turns off the water and steps out, grabs a towel
>I start sucking his cock while he towels off his chest and back
>reach around and feel his ass, still slick with water. he pauses a few times to savor the feeling of my mouth
>I get up and walk out of the room, tell him to hurry up and meet me in bed
>he comes around the corner and finds me laying down with my head hanging off the side of the bed.
>he smiles and walks over, puts his sack in my open mouth
>lets me suck his balls and lick his taint
>puts his cock in and throat fucks me a little. this is a good angle for it, so I don't gag
>decide I want more control and tell him to lay down
>kiss down his neck and his belly
>take his cock in my mouth again, slide back the foreskin and let him watch the head slap my tongue
>"oh man, I'm sorry" he starts to say as cum shoots up onto my lips and tongue
>immediately shove his cock into my mouth and start working his shaft
>"oh my fuck, fuuuuuuck."
>he unloads in my mouth
>I lay back on the pillow next to him.
>he rolls over and rests his head on my chest
>nap time
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>>1344702
is he hot, tho?
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>>1338240
Agreed. My city also . .. the same players, guys on the down low and a few bored veteran older faggots.

Had lots of good experiences . .
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Got pounded by this BBC this afternoon. Met up off CL. Great place to me DL black/latino dudes.
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>>1348139
The dude's face. Fucking sexy as all hell.
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>be me, 22, single for social ineptitude reasons
>use CL, little to no success
>be me 3 months ago
>placing ad...........complete
>sexy pictures
>short & sweet
>demand protection
>all bases covered
>wait...
>6 guys, 7 hours
>decide on 4
>top only one, one time only
>bottom other 3
>1st 30, good looking, 6" cock, openly bi, sexually exploratory, sets up threesomes
>2nd 37, 7.5 inches, intensely passionate, very handsome, married
>3rd (fav) 42, 8+, married, gorgeous, "straight" english teacher, indescribably beautiful, strong, charming, handsome, sexy, fit, huge balls, always wants to hold me after, stays hard, perfect, etc.

CL worked for me.
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>>1346159
Who the fuck cares? Do you throw away forks and knives? Have you never been in a restaurant? It's 2016 - we have the ability to share things we put in orifices because we understand germ theory and how to clean things.
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>be 16
>want to get my dick sucked
>hear about craigslist from tv
>look it up
>mfw no guys want to suck me off coz im 16
>discover gloryholes
>ask for location, ask if he is ok that im inexperienced and might cum too fast
>he doesnt answer my question
>tell him in 7"
>gives me his address
>its a suburb away
>bus it there
>the entire trip i had a massive boner just thinking about getting my dick sucked
>door is open
>there it is
>stick my dick in
>he fondles it a bit
>sniffs my cock
>licks my balls
>my breathing gets heavy
>im shaking from nerves
>he licks my head, and wraps his lips around just my head
>moan
>slides it all the way down his throat
>moan louder, legs quivering
>he deepthroats it a few cums
>tell him im about to bust
>he keeps going
>my legs feel like theyre about to give out
>i shoot load after load, my dick is pulsating so hard
>i hear him try to swallow my load while my cock is down his throat
>he gags and removes my semi-hard cock from his mouth
>"fuck dude you almost made me drown"
>he starts to clean my cock up, licking it, sucking off the remaining cum
>it hards to go hard again
>"suck it again please"
>he begins to jerk it
>i get hard real quick
>he starts throatfucking my cock again
>i last longer, im trying not to bust coz it feels so damn good
>my legs are buckling and my body is shivering from that post-cum sensitivity
>he goes at it for another 30 seconds
>tell him im going to cum
>he removes it out of his throat
>i cum all over his face
>"fuck dude that was amazing"
>im out of breathe
>random shivers run down my spine
>"thanks dude, that was my first time getting sucked"
>"....really? youre like 20 arent you? probably get a lot of tail with that cock" he says while licking my cum off his fingers
>"im 16"
>"...............................get out"
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>>1348324
You're an asshole.

You're placing MEN in danger of being IMPRISONED for PEDOPHILIA.

Childish prick.
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>>1348582
LOL, you can have sex when your 16..
Or is it different in the USA?
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>>1348607

it depends on which state you live in

there is a big fear of pedophilia in the states due to religious zealots and some men have gone to prison for fucking someone who was only a few years younger than them but considered 'unable to give consent'
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>>1348607
>LOL,
Well, HE CERTAINLY WASN'T LOLING, WAS HE??

You're a sociopath. When you finally end up with incurable Gonorrhea, you'll go around lying about that too.
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>>1347918

anything else happen?
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>>1348324
damn i mean if you were gonna go that far you could have at least lied and not filled the guy with instant regret lol.
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1/?

>straight guy posts wanting fem cd/trans
>he is 27, his pic is of him topless, shaved beard, perfectly trim chest hair, soft muscular build
>is my fucking type
>am neither, just a twink
>im pretty hairless already, just shave my hole and cock
>ask him if he is ok with me not being a cd or trans, send him a pic of me in my thong
>he is interested, tells me i can come over after his wife leaves for the weekend
>reach his place at the time he told me
>txt him that im outside
>he welcomes me in while he wears sweatpants and a tshirt, i can see his bulge
>he is wearing his wedding ring
>pictures of his family are all in the hallway
>the thought of messing around with a married man makes me hard
>eyeing my body as i walk pass him
>his cock gets harder, i can see the outline
>get on my knees and rub it
>gets harder
>he moans and grabs me behind my head
>presses my face against his cock
>i suck it through his pants
>ask him to let me suck it
>he says no, shoves my face into his cock, theres a precum stain at the tip of his cock
>i ask him again, throw in the puppy dog eyes
>he tells me to beg louder, i do it
>he slowly reveals his thick cock
>instantly suck it
>every 4th time i go down on it i deepthroat it
>he moans and his legs shake
>pulls me up by the hair
>holds me by the back of my neck
>directs me to the bedroom
>throws me onto the bed
>he instructs me "strip, show daddy your boyhole"
>i take my clothes off as fast as i can
>he is stroking his cock watching me
>leave my thong on
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>>1348836

2/?

>he approaches me, starts to rub my hole with his thumb "fuccck, look at that tight, pink, hole"
>i moan, he teases my hole by pressing his thumb against and rubbing it at the same time
>i tell him "its all for you daddy"
>"you bet it is"
>plants his face into my hole and pretty much goes to town on it
>i gasp at the sensation, i didnt know he was into that
>take my cock out from my thong and start stroking
>he spanks me "when did say you could touch yourself", he spanks me again
>i grunt at the heat his slaps leave on my buttcheeks
>he moves my hand away from my cock
>puts my cock back into my thong
>"youre going to get it tonight", eats my hole some more
>i coyly tell him "fuck me daddy, ive been a naughty boy"
>"flip over"
>i get on my back, he pulls me to the edge of the bed
>rubs his cock head against my hole
>i moan in anticipation
>he presses it in, just when i thought he was going to slide the rest in he pulls out
>he does this a few times
>"beg for it, beg for daddy's cock"
>i do as he says, "please daddy, i need your cock inside me! i need it inside my boyhole" i say rubbing my hole in the process
>he moves my hand away from my hole
>pins from my hands behind my head
>"what did i say about touching yourself?!?!!!!!!!"
>"sorry daddy" i say, again i use puppydog eyes
>he maneuver's his cock against my hole without using his hands
>presses into it, this time he doesn't back away
>i gasp at the thickness entering me "o fuccccck"
>he moves and puts his body onto mine, he moves my hands now theyre behind my back
>he fucks me slowly at first, it felt amazing, long slow strokes
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>>1348839
3/?

>i can't control my moans now
>he quickly places our mouths together and starts making out with him, i moan into his mouth and beg him not to stop
>he kisses my neck and nibbles my ear
>he removes his grip on my hands and wraps his arms around me
>he begins to quicken his pace until he is pretty much machine gun fucking my hole
>i can hear his breathing, its right next to my ear
>his chest hairs rubbing against my smooth torso
>i grab his back, trying to cling on, pressing myself closer to him, he is starting to really sweat
>i can smell his muskiness, its hot as fuck
>he grunts as i claw it firmly but gentle enough it wont leave marks
>i move my hands to his ass, his cheeks are slightly hairy too
>i grab it as he pounds me and hold on for dear life
>he fucks me harder "you like daddy's cock in your hole, boy?"
>i moan in agreement
>he stops and takes a deep breath
>his body glistens in his sweat
>gestures me to flip over
>i get on all fours
>"no" he pulls my legs, i fall onto my stomach
>"better"
>he climbs onto the bed
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>>1348840
>spreads my cheeks and spits at my hole
>rubs his cock against my hole to spread his spit
slowly presses his cock into my hole against
>my moans quiver
>once its all in, he lays his body on me
>i push my hole against his cock
>wraps his arms around my neck
>once again he starts slow but quickly starts pounding me
>his heavy body presses me into the bed, his arms limit my breathing
>i grunt and my breathing gets bated
>his head is right behind mine, his mouth close to my ears, i can hear his breathing getting less rhythmic
>i know he is close
>i tighten my hole and tell him to pound me
>beg him to cum inside me "i want daddy's load inside me!
>"you want daddy to cum in you?"
>"yes please, cum inside my hole daddy"
>a few minutes after my constant begging, he unleashes torrents of cum inside me
>i can feel his cock pumping his load inside me
>he keeps fucking me but the sensitivity makes his body jerk at the feeling
>he pulls out slowly
>lays next to me for a while
>i stay still, im tired as fuck
>his demeanor completely changes
>"fuck dude, that was awesome" he says as he smiles at me
>goes to look at the cummy mess he left
>"whoa i came a lot haha"
>"yeah boat loads"
>we talk for a bit, offers to shower together to clean up
>he washes me and i do the same to him
>wash his body, soap stays in his muscular hairy chest
>i tell him to leave the cummy mess and that i like the feeling of cum inside me
>but im going to go home and use it to jerk off
>as i leave, he pulls me back in and plants a big kiss
>tells me i was always, as i exit, he spanks my ass "good night"
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Met a guy off CL a while back, we have been talking for some time. I have been over his place twice. Older, daddy type, pretty good looking and nice cock. First time I went over I chickened out immediately, I've never done ANYTHING with guys before. Second time I went over, sucked his cock for a bit, but then got too nervous. I am talking to him again today I really want to go over, but my nerves are making me go crazy. I don't know if I should do it!
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has anyone sold their underwear on craigslist before?

how much did u charge?
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>be 23
>still look like a teen
>decide to sell my cum on craigslist
>basically ppl can suck, give a handjob, or get fucked by me for my cum
>a lotta old dudes
>mfw a straight guys replies that he wants to try cum/cock
>sends me pic of him
>ottermode
>wants to do all 3
>make $250
>fuck him in the back of his work truck

easy money
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I love guys and really gay, and don't actually like my girlfriend Isabella I just use her to suck my dick and lick her pussy, but she's really ugly, but who I really wanna get fucked in the ass by is min woo vang
...Fernando Jose Castro
04/20/16(Wed)19:42:38 No.4248436
And you can find me on social Media Instagram:Fernando_Castro_1 I will suck dick and take it in the ass
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>>1338227
>I've been meeting

Like it's a regular thing.. Fuck off with your lies. You bottoms get tired of the same old thing after like 5 "sessions".

I fucking hate bottoms with a passion
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>see a post, dude is a cumdump
>is blindfolded, will have doors unlocked, ass in the air etc
>has a pic of his tight pink hole
>says he only wants white dick
>fuck that shit
>send him an email and we chat
>say i have a fetish for bodywriting and want to write on his body
>gives me address
>walk in
>that pink hole is staring at me right in the face
>plant my face in me
>he moans loudly
>stick my bbc in there
>"oooooomgggggggg"
>breed him
>write on his body that he is slut for bbc
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>>1349095
seconding
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I was 19, never done anything but a dildo. Normally hairy, but I spent ~2 hours shaving to be safe. Was super picky, so it felt like forever before I found a guy. Late 30's, house sitting a really nice house for best friend. Heart was racing out of my chest because I didn't even know this guy, but was so horny I stopped caring. We made small talk, super nice/ chill guy. He moves in and starts making out, never kissed a dude before and it was getting me rock hard. We strip and go into this nice af shower. He washes me, I was him. First time with a real penis, I start going for it and he just sprang right up. Sucked him off. He takes me out of the shower and to the bed. He rims me, didn't even know how that was going to be... it was beyond amazing. He lubes me and starts fucking my ass, about average sized dick and smaller than my toys so not bad. It was mostly nice to be hands free with that. He pulls out and has me suck for a while until he busts in my mouth. He rims me again and sucks me until I finish. We chat a little, then I leave. I actually haven;t done anything like it since and now I'm craving so hard. I managed hiv- and no std's, so I'm terrified of trying my luck again. God that night was amazing. Any man straight or gay should try it at least once.
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>>1338227
I just got back from meeting a guy. He was a little chubby but had stamina to go. I decided it was time to finally pop my cherry, so the guy said we could use his enema stuff. I go over, he instructs me, I clean myself out mostly, and then he gets in the shower with me. Now mind you I've never been fucked and I've only used a dildo a few times and fuck did it hurt for the first few seconds. But right then, he goes like full throttle, 7inches all the way in, and it just made me go. I started pushing into him, back and forth, and before you know it we dry up, I get on his bed, and he drags me to the edge and lubes himself up. He goes to town on my ass and before I know it I'm cumming all over myself, and then he cummed all in me.

Fuck, my ass is going to hurt tomorrow.
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I am messaging a guy right now. He is 54, wants me to blow him. He is being super respectful, says he will buy condoms, and says he has not had unprotected sex for 15 years. Other than nerves I really want to be on my knees for him, is there anything I should be looking out for?
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>>1349205
>is there anything I should be looking out for?

Grey Pubes?
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>>1349227
So use the condoms and go for it?
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Got fucked today after several weeks of posting
>make craigslist post and get several replies
>one of them sent a photo; nice cock
>agree to meet up at noon
>go to his place, he lives alone and divorced a while ago
>we both undress, look at his dick
>around seven and a half inches and thick
>start to suck him off
>he asks if i can deepthroat
>say yes and manage to go balls deep, he grabs my head and just holds it for a bit while he moans
>we do this for a bit, then he lays down and i keep sucking him off
>after a while ask him to fuck me, he stands up, i get into doggy style position while he puts a condom on and lubes my ass
>he slowly inserts his dick, moan a bit when he manages to get the head in
>starts thrusting slowly and then goes balls deep
>he bends forward while grabbing my arms and starts pounding the shit out of me, he sometimes just stops thrusting and tries to go as deep as possible
>it hurt a little bit at first, but after a few cycles of pounding i was moaning like a bitch with every thrust
>we change into missionary and he keeps going in hard
>asks me if I want him to finish inside
>tell him to cum in my mouth
>he takes the condom off and start sucking his dick until he cums
>doesn't taste that good
>we lay down for a while so he can rest
>we chat for about 20 minutes and then tells me that he's ready again
>he's soft so I start sucking until he's hard again and proceeds to fuck me hard again in missionary
>he changes it up a bit and instead of keeping his thrusts deep, he pulls out about 90% of his dick and then goes in again
>feels fucking amazing
>cums inside (he put on another condom)
>keeps fucking me for around 2 minutes
>it was awesome (didn't cum though)
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>see ad
>straight guy wants crossdresser or fem
>not a crossdresser although i can fem it up with a thong and thigh high socks
>message back and forth
>Agree to meet on thursday
>thursday comes
>we talk about meeting
>i take the train there since he says he lives 2 minutes from it
>message him
>he fucking flakes me out

dont fuck straight boys is the moral of this story
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>be 19
>kind of a manlet, skinny and admittedly a little feminine
>have met a few guys for oral but want to try bottoming
>put ad in craigslist looking for a top
>plenty of responses but one stands out
>older guy (50), just lost his partner to cancer about 6 months ago, ready to move on
>his response was well written, about 6 paragraphs. includes a picture. nice looking daddy type. tall, muscles
>arrange to meet him
>he insists on meeting for coffee first so that I'm comfortable
>meet at lunch, talk for an hour. genuinely a nice guy
>agree to go over his place that night
>get there, have a glass of wine
>start making out on couch, move to bedroom
>strip down. he has a beautiful cock. uncut, 7", moderately thick
>fool around on the bed, suck him to get him hard
>he slips on a condom, lubes my ass
>we lay on our sides and he wraps his arms around me. I guide him into my hole
>he goes slowly making sure I'm OK
>eventually all the way in
>starts fucking me gently. not fucking, making love to me
>wrapped up in his big arms, him kissing my neck and shoulders while he gently slides in and out of me
>picks up the pace and I immediately blow my load
>few minutes later he does the same
>lay in bed spooning and fall asleep
>fuckbuddies for about 6 months until I fall in love with someone
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>be me, 19
>out of 3-year online relationship with chick from Canada
>been curious about guys since 15 or so
>mostly just crazy hungry for some cock
>dad recently retired from military, live in retirement-heavy and golfer area
>not into older dudes
>check CL
>willing to drive half an hour away just to suck something for once
>one reply, talked on Kik, guy said nothing gay, then stopped replying after two days
>only reply I've gotten in a week after is some super heavy black dude that didn't read the bio
Fucking help
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>>1348298
You're assuming he cleaned the thing
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>>1342069
Kinda the same thing happened to me, except I have demonic pointy teeth throughout my entire mouth. My molars are basically smaller canines.
Needless to say, triggering my gag reflex and sharp teeth don't make a good mix. He lost his boner just before he was going to cum.
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>>1349298
Make the profile yourself. That seems to give me the best chances. In my area theres far more profiles from bottoms and cocksuckers than thise that want to top or recieve. So tge logic followed that most tops answer ads in my area instead of making them.

Say who you are statwise, post a pic of your torso or something if you think it'd work on your favor, say of you want to host or travel, and then try again.
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>>1349108
Ive definitely had tops do the same thing anon. All gays suck. All people suck. It's the truth.
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Hi guys. Recently separated attractive dad here. I never been with a guy before but looking to find someone solid who's also new to fool around with and see if I like.

Where is the best place to look for an ongoing FWB thing? It seems grindr and CL are the 2 most common options is that right?

I'd prefer to find a "straight" guy like myself and Im scared to death about HIV and AIDS, so I dont want to deal with that. Basically im just looking to find someoen normal. Whats my best bet?
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>>1349458
>straight
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>>1349458

Where are you from?
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theres an 18 year old posting he wants to fuck, should i do it /hm/?

i mean not in a perverted way where im lusting after barely legal dick but im been meaning to tick 'get fucked by someone younger' off my bucket list

i dont know how 18 year olds work so wtf can i expect? is he going to even come? etc
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>>1349296
That sounds like heaven ( i would prefer it if he was a bit younger tho
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>>1349610
they usually only go for old dudes, im talking 40+year olds. nasty
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>>1349458

A "straight" guy I assume is someone in the closet. If that's the case they probably won't have tinder or grindr on their phones in case their wife/gf checks their phone.

I've done well with craigslist but you have to be patient. Put your own ad in, looking for someone bi in a relationship with a woman. A guy like that would love to hook up with another guy who can host.
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>>1349411#
Thanks, I'll keep trying and hope I can find someone.
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>>1349411#
Haha well I reposted my ad and managed to get a good handful of offers, thanks for the help man
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>>1350464
Glad it helped. Good luck and stay safe, anon!
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>>1349291
Similar story
>Be on vacation in San Diego
>Young and curious, reply to an ad for a horny twink
>Agree to meet, walk like a mile to meet him
>Message him, he flakes
>Feelsbad.png
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be me, 21, live near college campus
>post ad on cl looking to host
>27 year old dude responds, he's kinda thicker but very attractive
> hes arab, has a fat ass and a nice cock
>tells me he wants me to blow him and he wants to get fucked
>have him come over about an hour later
>he's actually spot on with pics he sent, rare that happens
>end up making out for a while, strip each other down
>he's got a FAT ass, like just incredible pics did it no justice
>decide to start eating his ass, he loves it
>after a while he asks me to blow him
>He's got a great cock, I suck him till he blows
>shoots a huge load, super spicy tasting and warm
>turn him over, lube up my cock and his ass and start teasing
>work the tip of my dick in his ass, he's insanely tight
>throw on a condom and go to work
>end up pounding him in 3 positions, before finally slamming him doggy until I nutted
>end up fucking again before he leaves
8/10 experience
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>>1350696

next time you are in san diego just go to black's beach in la jolla. it is across the street from ucsd. you park near the glider port and hike down the cliff. there is a road down from the glider port, or you can take a trail down at the north end of the parking lot. the straight nude beach is below the glider port. the gay nude beach is just north of that beneath the golf course. it is super busy all summer. the parking lot is cruisy in winter. you always find someone hot there. just have safe sex until you get to know someone. there are a lot of people with aids in san diego.
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>>1346957
You just glutted this whole thread with these shit fucking stories die in fire you cunt
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Man, I have a hookup today, but I just noticed that I have a cut in my mouth. Should I risk it anyway? Really want to suck some dick tonight...
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>>1351382
no
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I've met up a bunch of times on CL, probably around 20 different guys. Latest one was a hot asian guy. I dug my mouth deep into his balls and cock, rimmed him. for 45min. Then Fucked him super slow and he moaned the entire time. We cuddled for about an hour or two and I fucked him again. After he just wanted to suck on my nipples and jerk himself off. He got pretty aggressive, I had bruising the next day from it. But didnt really mind it at the time. Just wear a condom, and be open minded. I've lived with paranoia for a long time that I could have some kind of disease. A little bit afraid to get checked out so I just always wear a condom
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Craigslist is terrifying.
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I have met 100s of men off of CL...sucked all over their cocks and let a select few fuck me...

Most experiences were just fine...a few were sketchy and the dudes lied about age/fat etc...but no real trouble with any of them..

Some of them were the hottest experiences ever and some tuned into longterm fuck buddies...I still let a few married daddys fuck me from several year ago...

Most the rules posted are spot on. Always face pics, always voice verify, always discuss STD/HIV status (even if they lie- at least bring it up) always condoms.

The key is to have a low tolerance for BS- if they cant/wont send a face pic or be willing to talk on the phone then done waste time.

I am usually not down for lots of email but for the right married daddy who has scheduling issues, discretion needs etc...its worth being patient and waiting for him feel comfortable for him to cum over and use me for his needs...
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>>1351666

rules guy here. sounds a lot like me, except that I'm a top.

how old were you when you started? share some experiences?

pic is a guy I blew last week, just for fun
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>>1351451
>Craigslist is terrifying.
I dunno; the honesty is rather refreshing.
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A few years ago back in college I would routinely put up cregs lists ads looking for anyone who wanted to get a blow job in between classes. It worked pretty well. Mostly other students but a few guys from nearby.
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>>1346687
sure smells like jealousy
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>>1352907
>A few years ago back in college I would routinely put up cregs lists
"Only a True Scotsman..."
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>>1352934
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>>1351451
Why would anyone want to get sick? I don't get this.
Around here people post that they are face down ass up in an unlocked hotel room taking Anon Loads one after another.... why? Why?
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>>1352982
>Around here people post that they are face down ass up in an unlocked hotel room taking Anon Loads one after another.... why? Why?
The modern reworking of Death Wish.
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Every so often I post on craigslist looking to suck dick. The practice has perfected my skills, but I've yet to swallow a 16 year old boy. Maybe I need to switch where I do it
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did it for the first time tonight. Met him at his hotel, blew him and left. He had a nice dick (as seen in the photo). It was pretty fun, I don't know if I'll do it again though
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>>1353289
> I've yet to swallow a 16 year old boy

keep it that way, pedo
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>>1347918

sharing another great experience (pic related)

>about 27
>see this amazing 21yo straight cock on CL
>email him. he's literally less than 5min from my place
>he lives up in the hills, so the drive is intense. lots of twists and turns
>navigation leads me to what looks like a dead end
>circle around a bit until I see a little dirt driveway leading to a house in the distance
>call him "I'm here"
>comes down in a white jersey and red shorts. he's fit and gl, if a little rednecky
>walks me to the tiny guest house where he lives
>its fucking tiny--mattress on the floor, dresser, plastic trash can, one tall lamp in the corner
>at least it smells nice
>he moves some clothes out of the way and lays down on the bed, takes his shirt off
>"mind if I watch some porn?"
>"sure, man. go for it."
>pulls out his phone and rests it sideways on his belly. i hear cheesy porn music
>lay down on my elbows between his legs
>rub his stomach and thighs. he seems to like it
>rub his cock through the red shorts
>feel it grow in my hand as I squeeze the head
>feels huge, especially in relation to his small frame, and thin hairy legs
>reach up under his shorts and touch the soft skin of his cock for the first time
>pull his cock head down so I can see it showing out of the bottom of his shorts
>take the head in my mouth
>must have just showered, because it tastes clean with just a hint of musk
>"that's fucking good, man."
>pull down his shorts. omg deliciousshavedcock.jpeg
>rest my head on his thigh and let his half chub flop against my cheek and lips
>work the shaft with closed lips
>move back to the head. fucking thick, soft mushroom head
>take it as deep as I can
>he gasps loudly
>puts his phone down and watches me as I milk his shaft with my hands and mouth
>"I'm coming."
>feel it throb and pulse as he shoots a thick load into my mouth
>swallow and roll onto my back next to him
>"that was good, man. we have to do this again."
>fucking yes.
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I've actually met up with plenty of guys off of CL. Some of the best and worst sex in my life. Best included the cute daddy with the giant, thick 8 inch cock who let me fuck his ass and came immediately, the shorter daddy who was really sensual and is still the only one to make me cum from fucking me. Oh and the muscle bear slut who I fucked and will hopefully fuck again next week.

It's definitely hit or miss, but it's worth rolling the dice.
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>>1352885

I was about 24 when I first started- about 15yrs ago...

I lived alone was just super horny all the time...being a bi guy it I focused a lot of time on getting women (it also works for women just tales a lot more effort- I had women show up at my door ready to go) but with guys its so damn easy- you can reply to an ad and have a cock in your mouth in 30 minutes or so...

Most encounters were fairly similar- they come over, we sit on the couch chit-chat or not and soon enough I am between their legs...

Since it was CL and via email I saved a pic for almost every one...and its 100+ at this point.

Funny- I just got rid of the couch and was a little sad seeing it go after all the sucking, fucking and cum that couch had seen.
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>>1353685

share some of the stash, bro. fuck.
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>>1338227
> meet up with hot daddy
> nice dick, skinny
> he starts fucking me
> it's amazing
> as i'm about to cum he says he's voting for hillary
> mfw
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Ive hooked up with a few CL dudes. Started on AOL m4m chatrooms. Drove 30 minutes to suck dude off. I was 17. Did it again a few months later. Always ask for a pic. I made the mistake, and dude ended up having a wild crooked dick. No idea how the fuck it was like that... It was practically a 90 degree bend AT THE FUCKING HEAD. Was hard to suck and even worse to bottom for. Told him he had to leave. Fast forward 5 years or so, started getting the urge for more cock. Setup a ad on cl... Got a motel for a couple days. Only ONE out of like 30 replies seemed like a sane dude with a nice cock. I turned off the lights, cracked the door and told him to come in. Ive been fucking myself practically all day with a dildo, so, didnt think hed be able to compare. He came in, dropped his pants and i started suckin. After a few minutes we moved to the bed, face down, ass up. Said lube and condoms are on the nightstand. He was pretty gentle at first, which i kinda needed. He was not as big as my dildo, but god damn my asshole goes back to normal size real quick. This was probably my best fuck... Ever. I flipped to my back and with my ass barely hanging off the bed he went to town. Started jerkin me off, i dont even think i was able to get full hard and i came buckets. He did as well after another 5 or so minutes of going ham on me. He did as i told him on chat, pull out, rip off condom. Come in mouth.
Nust got done sucking this gem earlier about 20min ago. Was hard to suck, i wnted him to fuck me so damn bad. But no condom.
Im probably not that good at giving head, so i like guy topping me in hopes theyll cum quicker. Lights are ALWAYS off, so i can atleast try picturing sucking off a trap/tranny. Guys bodies are just not attractive... Just love the cock!
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been posting on craigslist recently, but no luck for a while.

anyone in NYC want to get together and have some fun? 33yo guy, kik is nyc123ta
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>>1353685
Did you get rid of the fuck couch on Craigslist?
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>>1353724
I suppose you're gonna make the mistake of voting for Trump, then?
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Just sucked a dude off a half an hour ago. Met him on CL, was a pretty good quickie. We when to an outhouse and he did this weird drug while I sucked him. I jizzed from jerking myself off, then few minutes later he started to cum. I let a little go in my mouth and then the rest onto my face. I don't think he expected a younger boy like me to be so good at head. After he was done, he left and I cleaned myself off. Made me feel like a dirty little whore cleaning cum off my face all alone in a outhouse. Best of all, it was an actual quick quickie 10/10 experience. This is his dick
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Anyone hase some CL bondage experience?
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>warm friday night
>horny as fuck
>a little buzzed off some crushed percocet
>grindr
>1 new message
>no profile pic
>my profile also lacks pics
>we chit chat
>he wants to flipfuck
>older white guy 40-50 completely clean-shaven, builtfat w/ gut but still a handsome face
>address, he's at a dinky motel in town 3mi away
>wash my crotch and ass and wear a tank w/ very loose, very see through basketball shorts (no uw ofc)
>show up
>at least he didn't lie w/ his pics
>he's sitting on the bed in some swimming trunks only
>he's poking holes in the side of a beercan
>oh shit I'm gonna have to smoke crack tonight
>it's just maryjane - I haven't smoked in 3yrs
>insta-high
>he grabs my crotch, licking my dick through my shorts
>Bonerville - my shorts are soaking wet so I remove them completely and lay down
>he's blowing like a pro - really fucking wet
>he wants to kiss on the mouth - uh oh
>I do it anyway, it's alright but he's just not who I want to be getting mono from etc
>still slobbing my knob bretty gud but now wants to make smalltalk
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>>1353885
>I touch his crotch on time and he's out of his trunks faster than Mario Andretti
>he must be a grower, defintly not a show-er
>"What do you do (for work)? - Customer Service - Like most people."
>etc. etc. I start feeling really depressed about life and shit
>he must've started feeling the same, and semi disappointed in me not touching him more etc.
>I ask him what he does for a living and after an uncomfortably long pause - "I'm a lunatic psychopath."
>timetogo.js
>You Are Now Leaving Bonerville : RESTROOMS - NEXT EXIT
>he breaks out some lube and dumps a fucking bucket of on my already-saliva-coated dick
> I'm jacking slower and slower, finally I'm done it's a lost cause
>shorts on, shoes on, scurry back to car
>backing out at odd angles so that he can't see my license plate fron his window
>oh shit now I'm paranoid as fuck from the ganja
>driving back home scared every pair of headlights is the po-po
>home
>shower for two hours
>jerk off in bed to some Sean Cody Brandon and Marshall
>regret nothing
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Just happened, 10 minutes ago
>be me, 18
>decide to go on grindr, horny
>flakes want pics
>one guy serious
>can come now, 'fit older' ok?
>fuckit.jpeg
>comes over half an hour later
>not fit, older
>soft as fuck, he tries getting me hard
>not happening
>wants to fuck, why not
>condom on
>lasts 2 minutes, I didn't cum
>gets dressed and leaves
>jerk off while wanting to throw up
>dirty af, shower
>still feel gross
-1/10 never again
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>>1353392
>It was pretty fun, I don't know if I'll do it again though
>>pretty fun
>> do it again
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>>1353967
I feel you bro

Just happened to me too

>Be me, 27, 5/10 land whale and I know it
>can usually land a cute 6-7/10 chaser from time to time
>Wake up way too early for a saturday morning and see a Grindr message
>no profile pic, message is a good looking dick
>says he has a gf, can host about 20 minutes away for the next 2 hours
>ask for face
>get an instagram pic and should have noped out at this point
>profile says average body and age 19, insta pic looks like maybe average body, but it is just face and filtered to high hell
>boner yells DO IT
>Shower up and drive over
>closet case answers the door and is not average, he's as big or bigger than I am
>shoulda noped out again
>go to bedroom
>make out like shit for a min
>clothes off
>reach down, just scrotum, dick is inside body
>I am small when flaccid, but I am at least outside of my body and he was hard
>sucks me for a bit, feels ok
>lays down on bed and dick emerges from the fat pocket like the tremors monster shooting out of the ground, maybe 3 inches
>claims he showered while I was on the way over, smells of BO, shit, and vinegar
>blow for maybe 1 minute and he cums
>thank the baby jebus he pushed my face off as he did
>returns the favor, isn't terrible
>get dressed
>finally nope out
>block
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>>1353994

fuck man, that sucks. get on a program for your meals and hit the gym. if you can get your body just to average, you'll get so much more dick
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>>1354098
Working on it now bro. Just took 27 years to realize I should give a shit about my body. I've lost 30ish pounds already.
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>>1353811

HA! that would have been appropriate- alas no- pretty much had to give it away- it had a new slip cover but the original cum stained twill cover was still underneath- literally soaked in cum by 100+ men and women
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> 4 years ago
> Be 22, single, and bi-curious about sucking some cock
> Have first apartment out of college with a bit of newfound freedom from roommates
> Post on craigslist that I want a guy to show up to my door, drop his pants, have a seat, and let me suck him off
> Guy replies and we chat for a bit. He's married and in his 30s. He'll show, but I have to answer the door nude.
> He stops by before work one weekend and I'm incredibly nervous but stick with it.
> We're both fresh from the shower. He smells great. Judging by his clothing (full suit) he's some kind of high-end whitecollar.
> I worship his cock. It's much larger than in the picture and hardly fits in my mouth
> 5 minutes later I'm guzzling his cum
> He decides he wants to reciprocate and I get my first blowjob. Bonus!!
> He says he wants to pound my ass but I'm not up for it.
> He leaves for work
> Bisexual? Bisexual.
> 2 weeks later he emails me for another oral session but I realize I don't want to help him cheat on his wife and don't reply to him.

Pic related. It's him.
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>>1342069
>grabs my head and jams it down my throat
I fucking HATE that shit.
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>>1352885
>how old were you when you started? share some experiences?

One of the best was a married dude- much older- 45-50?....he used to come by after work in his suite - He was a big guy- 6'3 200+ much bigger than me- always wanted me in panties and stockings and sometime more...he come over, I would get him a beer and take off his shoes and suck his cock...like a daddy home from work. str8 porn on the TV he would just kick back and enjoy and I loved. Sometimes he only had a few minutes so he would just whip it out from his fly and stand let me work it...shoot all over me and jet...sometime he came by after dinner outings I guess- and we would play longer.
I used only suck cock for a long time...but he started asking to fuck me and and was the first guy to eat my ass- used to bend me over the arm of the couch and just bury his rough face in there- drove me nuts - finally relented and he fucked me - and was the first guy to really fuck me good and show me how good it can be...

its all his fault.

we played for a few years but he moved away...
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>>1354140

good for you, man. go get that dick.

I have more stories, but I'm at work, so they'll have to wait.
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Been talking to two older guys

1. Made several posts on craigslist through the past month but the age varied being 48, 49, and 50 on each one
2. Had one mm4m ad saying "I'm 23 and my buddy is 37", and another saying "I'm 38 and my buddy is 37". Of course it's the "buddy" I end up getting replied to by, for a 1 on 1 meet. Admits he made made both the posts, but justifies the different ages by saying his "mate" wanted their age first. Convoluted.

Can not be bothered with the dishonesty. Makes you wonder what else they're lying about
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Not craigslit, but I did just make a grindr profile.

Grindr seems shifty as hell. I had 16 messages within the first day of having my account up, nobody wants to list their hiv status or even discuss it, lots and lots and lots of people expecting super easy no precaution hookups.

It made me think that this sort of shit is why HIV is such a big problem.
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>super horny
>my regular fuck bud had to move cross country
>gf broke up with me a month before that
>got blown outside a straight bar by some drunk college kid
>fucked some street kid i ran into after a delivery (i do bike runs part time)
>aside from that, the well was pretty dry
>hadn't done cl in a while because same old clowns and people i've already had, you know
>re-upped my ad after scouring the scene and looking at what's posted
>added a new dick pic and a workout pic
>instant flood of responses
>whittled it down, got a couple blow jobs off of it
>fucked one older guy (40ish) who was on a business trip, but nothing special
>then get a cryptic response from a dude who said he was in his late 20s (like me) and just looking for good sex and maybe fwb fuck bud
>seemed chill, but circumpspect about sending pics
>traded emails for awhile, finally got pics
>real nice looking bro
>told him we should hook up
>wants to meet in a bar downtown
>fucker doesn't show
>i'm pissed, but finally get back to my car with a couple more drinks than i should have
>this dude approaches me as i'm opening my door
>it's him
>apologizes for being coy, but he's interested
>my dick says yes (fucker's hot)
>drive him back to my place
>amazing body, cool skin, chill green eyes and short brown hair
>he has huge balls and an average dick
>we mess around for a long time
>finally i try to fuck him, which he resists, so i end up fucking his face like it's a pussy until i shoot down his throat
>it's nice afterwards, but he needs to get home
>have to get my sleepy ass up, get cleaned up and drive the fucker home
>idiot lives with his parents
>in the basement
>he actually invited me in
>big time gamer, collects sci fi action figures
>wanted to show me all of them
>what i learned from him: how to go from a solid 9 to a 4 in under half an hour
>total boner killer
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>>1341266
As a shaved straight guy who needs the (less and less) occasional dick, my favorite experience was with a fat hairy guy. Really made me feel like a woman.
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So I just opened my first CL add. I've got a couple 7.5 inch guys who both want to be blown. How should I do this? How much fun am I about to have?
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>>1355240
please come back after and let us know what herpes tastes like <3
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>>1355240
Update. It's escalated into me being tied up, blind folded, and roughly DP'd. This is my fantasy so I'm excited, but this means getting fucked hard, so I'm scared.
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>>1355261
Yeah, don't get tied up on your first meet with someone.
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>have fooled around with guys but only oral
>mostly with older guys (my fetish if you will)
>never get fucked because older guys have ED
>put an ad on cl for someone to fuck my ass for the first time
>get three responses. two ruled out because of location and timing
>one guy looks good. can meet up with him on way home from work
>says all the right things... gentle, slow, patient
>gives me his phone number
>google his name and number. looks legit. have his address but it's an apartment building. so apartment number
>he told me to call when I get there
>head over and call when I'm close
>number not taking calls right now
>circle apartment a few times
>call multiple times
>same thing
>go home still a virgin
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>>1355261
Tied up and blindfolded by strangers on your first meet? Are you fucking retarded?
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>>1355438
Well, you got fucked :D
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>>1355689
>>>1355438
>Well, you got fucked :D
Hadn't quite finished murdering his wife yet.
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Just happened today.
>see ad for bottom hosting tops all afternoon
>Wash up and travel out there (far as fuck from where I live)
>Finally reach the address given and... radio silence. No calls of texts answered, not responding to email either
>*shrug*
>Hop on grindr to see if other dudes in area want some dick
>Bottom seen offline then online few minutes later advertising his ass
Bottoms pull this all the time where I live; gay dudes where I live are utter shit.
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>>1355771
>Bottoms pull this all the time where I live; gay dudes where I live are utter shit.


Its not only bottoms- flakes come in all shapes and sizes...they are the scourge of CL.

Thats why I insist on face pics and voice verify- it weeds out the vast majority of them.
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>>1355771
it might just be an old man/catfisher who gives you a fake address.

or maybe they double-book and the other guy got their first.

i always get an address before i waste my time going over there.
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>be me
>be a few hours ago
>put up ad before work
>be chubby so not many guys email me
>super nice and hot guy emails me
>hot to me, chubby black guy
>talk for a while, hes super chill and nice
>arrange for me to go over after work
>tell him i get off work at 7, actually at 6
>give myself enough time to shower and get ready
>first time bottoming but hes not the biggest, wasnt concerned
>i got off at 6, got super nervous
>told him something urgent happened my dad is in the hospital
>he said its okay no worries
>second time i backed out because i got super nervous and anxious
>still really want to bottom but i always get scared and pussy out

any one else have this happen to them? i just cant seem to get over the anxiety and nerves.
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>>1355771
>>1355785

Yup, tops are just as capable. If people nut while I'm travelling, could at least have the decency to tell me so I can arrange with someone else.
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>>1356415
did the same thing twice to the same guy... it makes me feel so bad and ashamed, but i can only tell u to man up and go for it.
btw, him being not that big wont make much of a difference, really, it will still hurt when hes goin in the first time, but after a few thrusts of his dick and it will hurt less and less
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Staying in a hotel tomorrow night in Denver, going to try to finally get my ass fucked while I'm there.
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>>1356415
I've done this before a few times. It happens, part of the game, at least you didn't stand him up, which has happened to me -.-
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>>1356415
>had profile on gay dating site
>stopped looking since I was getting nowhere
>months later guy emails me
>he'll be in town for 3 months and looking for someone to hook up with while he's here
>arrange to meet for coffee
>he's a perfect match. right size, hairy, leans to top (I lean to bottom), his hotel is literally 5 minutes from where I work
>arrange to meet the next morning
>drive past his hotel and keep going
>email him later telling him I decided not to meet

in all fairness after we talked I was concerned about his proclivity to visit adult book stores and theaters for random blow jobs and the STD's he could have
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>>1356753

>on cl
>mostly looking for straightish or curious guys i can fuck
>learn to accidentally respond to straight guys ads
>mostly get ignored or chewed out, but there's some interesting conversations
>takes time, but work it properly and you can get them lined up
>good for a hookup or two, sometimes more
>some of the guys just want to jerk and watch or trade hands
>sometimes i get my dick in there where it counts
>college and blue collar bros are curious as hell or just fucking horny
>one dude wants to rub dicks, his fantasy, agree to meet
>he says he's done it before, but he's nervous as hell
>good looking fucker
>take it easy, act broey, start talking sports and school
>finally he's just staring at my hardon tenting my pants
>open my legs to display it better and get him to touch it
>pretty soon, we're shucking our clothes on his couch and frotting
>dude has nice 7 incher and i'm a little bigger, which excites him
>poke it between his legs a little
>use some hand lotion to make things feel better
>get him on his stomach and poke him, he's really concerned and says he doesn't want to get fucked, but he does
>after awhile, I'm poking the head just inside his hole, getting him to like it
>i'm gripping him tightly and i'm bigger and better built than him
>start putting my tongue in his ears and licking his neck
>telling him how sexy he is
>fucker's pretty much mine now
>start pushing it in deeper
>he moans, but he lets me
>i have a hand under him, massaging his junk
>go back to just the tip for awhile, then poke more inside again
>he starts moaning 'fuck' a lot
>like i needed encouragement or anything
>pretty soon there's no pretext and i'm fucking him balls-deep
>start trash talking him and fucking the dude mercilessly
>not what he signed up for, but his ass is mine now right
>i want to jizz inside him so bad, but at the last minute i pull out and shoot all over his ass, back, shoulders and hair
>a really good, satisfying fuck

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>>1356891

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>afterwards, dude is a little lost
>i'm standing over him with my boner still dripping cum
>he's rubbing his ass and looks like he's about to cry or something like a snot-nose
>tell him we should take a shower
>says he just wants to leave
>tell him we need to dry him off anyway
>manoeuvre him to the bathroom
>push him into the shower stall and get us washed down
>dude is a little lost
>i'm getting hard again and meanwhile his junk has shriveled away to little boy stuff
>this kind of turns me on more
>turn him to face the tile and start rubbing my dick between his legs again
>get some creme rinse and start working it in
>make him lean forward more and start fucking him again
>more noise from him this time
>this one's a quickie, but i'm nice and pull out before I cum
>get us cleaned up again and start toweling off
>dude just stands there shivering, so I dry him off, too
>feels kind of neat drying him off really
>start feeling all big-brotherly or something
>get dressed
>tells me he wasn't expecting to get fucked, asks me about stds and stuff
>tell him i'm clean and i didn't cum inside him
>sort of chokes out that he'd never been fucked before
>i told him he wanted it and i did a good job and fucked him nice
>all his body language tells me he's gone totally submissive or something, no longer really broish now like he should be
>says he's going to call a cab, but i got other plans
>insist on driving him home
>carry on a one-sided conversation in my truck, but he's just sort of making acknowledgement noises and starting out the window
>says i can drop him off on the street but i drive him to his door
>now i know where he lives
>i walk him to his door like a gentlemen, but he's kind of getting panicked and won't let me in
>he could probably see i was hard again
>well, he was a cute fucker i mean right
>saw him again a couple months later in a convenience store
>fucker saw me, turned white and left the store
>too bad
>would have been nice to fuck him again
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>>1356902
Ok, so you raped the guy. No wonder he wanted to avoid you.

Well done.
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>>1356902

pretty fucking hot
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>on grindr
>someone I've talked to on and off finally wants to meet and smoke a bit
>probably gonna do some stuff
>was going to come to my place
>get off work and not hear anything for an hour and a half
>he didn't get off work until it was too late for him to head over

>same night another random guy pops up
>seems to want to hook up
>not too late for me to have someone over
>he's pretty close by too
>share pics, both into each other
>suddenly he stops replying to me, just as we were planning out how we could meet

It's like the one night in literally a year that I've been at all interested in hooking up with someone and all of the options I had fell through. Even earlier this week I had to turn down another friend to jack off together because I had other things to get to. Like the shittiest luck.
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>>1356891
>>1356902
So, I definitely need you to come over to my house and fuck me right now.
Seriously, never been this turned on by a fucking green text story before.
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>>1338227

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>>1343124


Keep numbers to a minimum
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met up with a few local college guys to jerk off and frot. The guys were super fit and way out of my league but closeted as fuck
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I need tips on how to catch decent guys' attention...I don't mind older men but a guy around my age would be nice

Boo why do straight guys have to be so desirable
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>>1338227
Where did that picture come from in OPs post? That guys dick is fucking perfect. I want to see more.
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>>1356891
Hot story man

>start putting my tongue in his ears and licking his neck
This drives me insane. When a guy nibbles and breathes in my ear then starts kissing and licking down my neck I just completely lose myself and all brain functions! A very orgasmic feeling!
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>>1339069
I'm military near dc
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>>1356902
bet you regret not filling him with your cum twice
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>>1344259
It's because disgusting daddy-wannabes have taken over the board. It's why I went from coming here every day to once every 2-3 months. Tried to fight it, but they are too insistent on taking over and ruining the board and the mods couldn't care less.
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>>1359090
>daddy-wannabes have taken over the board

sounds like an infestation, lol--or paradise to daddy lovers maybe
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>>1358911

Yeah, I used to leave it in, but that's kind of rude, so I pull out.

Observation: after fucking a lot of straight dudes, I notice they're not that concerned about me bagging my junk, but some of them are real concerned about me pulling out when it's time to shoot. The experienced gay bros are usually pretty insistent I bag it, but want me to come inside the condom.

I've got a bud who's also into straight dudes, but he's a bottom, and we trade stories all the time. According to him, the straight dudes who like to fuck gay guys also seem to want to do it bareback and cum inside him. He's a jock and a smart guy, so he's on PreP and that stuff to protect himself.
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>>1338227

>fairly new to cl back in the day
>pretty hypersexual and need to fuck
>already have like six guys i'm cycling through
>have some off encounters with straight guys
>decide i want to fuck straight guys
>start trawling cl for straight or curious dudes
>find a dude nearby at uni, broish
>chat like a long time, wants stories
>finally agree to meet, maybe rub off and frot, but maybe just jerk off together
>go to his place, older ranch min-houses near campus
>he's inside the back porch
>sitting in a recliner with his pants pulled down, fapping
>has me sit across from him and wants me to do the same
>has a big ass dog sitting by him
>the dog looks mean and i'm getting nervous
>he watches me fap and is getting off on it
>wants me to tell him what i'd do to him
>i do, but ask i can touch him
>nope
>wants me to go into detail about how i'd force-fuck him
>this is getting frustrating, i mean the dude is hot, somewhat built and has a nice dick and he's obviously turned on
>i stand up and start walking towards him full-mast thinking he'd at least pull me you know
>fucking dog starts growling
>this is just too frustrating
>stuff my junk back in and tell him good luck and leave
>neither one of us comes
>about a year later i see him in a bar with some total skank sorority grille
>he spots me and follows me into the head
>fucker's drunk and has those drunk-chinese eyes white guys get
>end up jerking off in adjacent urinals side by side
>try to grab his prick at the last minute, but he yanks it to the side
>he watches me jizz and clean up my dick
>he's really into watching and encouraging me
>fucker loses his boner and can't cum
>eminently unsatisfying
>back in the bar, he starts pawing the stupid grille right in front of me
>i leave

I went on cl and found the first available dude to fuck who at least met some criterion of hotness, went over to the dude's place and fucked the snot out of him.

I was thinking about my green eyed bro dog-boy the entire time.
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>>1359095
1 or 2 threads are fine. But there was suddenly just a giant spamming of them all at once. And when it was ever acknowledged, the replies were just bitter old men bitching about how we should like it, followed by a flood of more of them to retaliate.

It's like a bunch of old dudes who like young guys found the board and figured of they try to make it seem like older guys are the shit, it'll somehow convince younger guys to want to fuck them. Instead, it just caused many to leave.
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>>1359112
lotsa gay guys have daddy issues, maybe it's just them posting all the shit
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>>1341252
Can confirm about the lying teenagers, my first experience with a man was when I was 16 and telling a guy on craigslist I was 18. I feel bad now, knowing the danger I was putting him in but at the same I time I was too embarrassed to tell anyone for years.
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>>1359115
The fact that at this same time, there we're simultaneously like 4 vintage threads all at once really made it seem like old guys themselves. I like a vintage thread from time to time, but that many at once showed that they don't understand how the board works and that they're desperately pining for 'the good old days...before all muh fuck-buddies died of AIDS in the 80s.'
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>>1359119
Dude, relax. There's about 140 treads going on in /hm and you're excited about 4 being daddies? Seriously?

If you don't like them, don't look at them. Some young guys like them, some old guys like them.
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>>1359116

Same here. Young (15) and stupid and horny. Start answering ads from guys looking for younger guys. I will admit that three guys walked away when they saw me even though I told them I was 18. A few said "why not" and went through with it. One guy hate fucked me to "teach me a lesson".
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>>1356902
wtf, you just raped him.
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>>1338237
Beautiful penis! I love to watch a hard cock cum... especially when I get all that cum all over my face and in my mouth. I've met and sucked a lot of guys from CL. I even lost my anal virginity to a guy from CL. I only like bareback anal so I get tested after I've been getting fucked. No STDs so far. It's the risk I take to experience the intimacy of feeling a hard cock up my ass and taking that load
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>>1359191
You're playing russian roulette with AIDS. Everyone who ever got AIDS said this exact thing so far, and it's a good thing. Darwinism keeps the gene pool clean.
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>>1359194
Thanks captain obvious. The world needs douchebags like you to state what they already know.
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>>1359199
You're welcome, it's nice to feel superior to the unintentional, stupidity-and-lust driven bug chasers every now and then. Just don't come back to this board to complain when you eventually get it.
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>>1359199
Also, you're on 4chan "Jacob" (what is with the recent influx of god-awful namefags?) I wouldn't be so sensitive.
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>>1359191

I'm just going to keep shooting at my foot until I hit it, because I like the way it feels.
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>go to college, 18yo white guy, short black hair, slightly above average cock
>everyone says I'm supposed to be getting lots of pussy
>don't.
>always a little curious about doing stuff with dudes. decide to try CL
>lot of creepers
>go to first guy's house after only seeing a dick pic
>he's older than my dad
>freeze at the guy's door; can't handle it; bail
>respond to ad for a good looking asian guy around my age
>comes to my place late at night
>he's super chill, bi like me
>talk more than I thought we would; start to feel a lot more comortable
>asks if he can suck my cock
>whip it out. he's super excited
>suckles on my dick head for what seems like forever
>he's kinda clueless but it feels good
>jerk off into his mouth. goes to sink to spit it out
>comes back and is saying how he enjoyed it
>start to feel weird gay guilt. kinda want to leave
>he pulls his cock out
>SURPRISE long thick asian dick
>guilt evaporates, crawl down between his legs
>spend a while just jerking him slowly and exploring his cock and balls
>gets fully hard and he has one of the biggest purple cock heads I've ever seen
>suck it like fucking crazy
>he cums hard. do the same and take it in my mouth but spit it out
>not a fan of the taste, but it was still amazing
>meet up several more times
>end up 69ing most of the time, eating his ass while he sucks me
>finally let my guard down and let him eat my ass--feels fucking amazing
>never decide to fuck but do this often, actually become really good friends
>try making out and decide that we're fine with kissing as long as it isn't lips
>we agree dude mouths are too rough
>stay FWB for a year or two until I get a girlfriend
>talk to him a year or two later
>find out he got raped by some creeper that lured him into meeting outside
>he's fully gay now and works to educate people about STDs and hookup safety
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>>1360558

nice. story?
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>>1359190
nah, he wanted it and lots of guys pretend not to want it but really want you to fuck them otherwise they wouldn't let you do it
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>>1359191
yeah, stupid guy, you at least need to be on PreP if you're going this route, otherwise you really are a fucking moron if not an actual bug chaser

why not just advertise a 'dump and go', invite lots of guys 'round and stay blindfolded in your bed, arse up all day long taking all cummers
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