We are billions of guys on this planet and all cocks don't live those we see in porn :-P Post the weirdest, cutest, strangest, different cocks you saw navigating on the web :-)
*don't look like...
don't know how to modificate my initial post :-P
>>1331066
Modificate?
Also you realize that image is fake right.
>>1331064
Please don't post if you're a newfag.
Especially dont make an entire thread.
Does this count as a strange cock?
I think its hot as fuck
>>1331242
>must make pissing with a boner a lot easier.
>>1331252
Not at all. Theres only less of that front tube of flesh at the tip of my dick, the difficulty peeing while erect happens lower down. Its actually because I'm part girl, notice how clits dont have a front panel at all, they often form a U like shape
>>1331064
Imagine splitting it apart like a wishbone
>>1331245
Sorry but I can't tell unless I get up close to it.
>>1331245
Not really. Just a bit of extra foreskin...
>>1331266
Assholes suddenly look disgusting to me, like they're just covered in shit and dirty when I see they're on a female face.
>>1331281
I feel the opposite. Seems like guys would have nasty holes. Esp if its hairy
>>1331064
diphallic dude is kind of cool and he's had a lot of wild experiences because of his 'gift' and he's made peace with everything a long time ago
he had an operation to improve urination, which straightened out the urethras inside him and also lengthened both his pricks to about 9" and 10" from their former 6-7 inches
but if you've ever seen the view naked and head on, or some of the rear views, you'll realise that the guy has a totally blown out asshole, almost looks like some sort of reptilian cloaca--apparently he loves getting fisted or penetrated with very large objects, and has intense prostate orgasms (which is why he does it)
2 litre soda bottles should never be used as dildos: prolapsed assholes are not a good thing
>>1331064
the actor, r. e. rodgers, who played in the gay prison porn drama oz, got to show his naked self a handful of times on the drama, with probably only christopher melon having more full-frontal screen time
r. e. rodgers has a large sausage, with very ample foreskin
i couldn't find the one shot where it hangs down about 4" below his putz, but this one is a good shot, too
dude's got to be around 9" hard, but unfortunately we never got to see stiffies on the show
i honestly think he might be one of the guys who regularly stretches out his foreskin to make it extra long
>>1331242
>>1331242
how's your fucked up dad doing? Heard he cut your dick up when you were young.
there's guys and a handful of porn stars who have peyronie's syndrome, which is where the penis has a kink
this is generally temporary and can arise in a guy's late teens or twenties, often from excessive and violent masturbation
the kink usually works its way out within five years, but some people opt for surgery to correct it
i once had sex with a dude who had a larger 8" dick, with the kink in it making a dog-leg angle half way down
he didn't do anything anal, so i guess it was a non-issue, but he was very sensitive about the condition and didn't like any mention made of it
sometimes, the urethral opening is not at the top of the glans where you would expect
this is called hypospadias
in the worse cases, you can have a perfectly normal dick, but the opening is at the base of the dick or along the shaft and nowhere near the glans where it should be
other cases, the opening is at the top or underside of the glans instead of at the top, directing the piss stream straight up or down or sometimes--gott verboten--at the side
some porn stars have mild hypospadias, such as aymeric (pic)
mild cases can be unusually sexy
weird dick
don't know whether it's shooped or gen-u-ine
weird dick
this poor thing looks like it's trying to talk
>>1331337
For the love of god pls let this be shopped
the worst cases of phimosis i've ever seen
yikes!
this poor dude has a really big dick, but it looks like someone in the family tree fucked a horse
it doesn't look like a people dick
the hunchback of gay porn dicks, lol
the sawed-off shotgun look
>>1331337
>>1331340
i'm beginning to think it's genuine; here's another look
>>1331245
My cock is like this. Is it a problem at all? Was considering circumcision, but the head's so fucking sensitive.
Mr. Mark has injected so much silicon into his penis for so many years that it is an alien organism
you can--literally--fuck his dick, even if you're really, really hung; his urethra can get dick-fucked
a crippling disability and no, you can't hide it
there are a handful of guys who have ballooned their prickies this way, but he's created a monster
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=313_1308079833&comments=1
>>1331349
no, you've just got ample foreskin
never mutilate your penis by cutting off your foreskin--half the nerve endings of your genitals are in your foreskin
Cute dick
>>1331348
Holy shit that must suck. I mean... he basically can never penetrate anything lest the mushroom cap pops off... right???
>>1331372
Oh he can penetrate, its just gonna hurt a little for both. Thats a clit destroyer er butthole stretcher
>>1331348
That's a shoop
somewhere on xtube there is a video of a penis that has been cut lengthwise in 4 or 5 parts like this
>>1331548
Afraid to check
>>1331339
That might be the only honest to god chode I've ever seen.
>>1331250
I sucked a cock like this off and on for a few years. Threw me off for a minute the first time.
I swear to god if you breathed on it the right way, the goddamned thing whistled.
>>1331580
>im zozzled
>>1331580
>I swear to god if you breathed on it the right way, the goddamned thing whistled
oh my god my sides
>>1331314
He's an asshole. He seems like a teenager bragging about his sexual exploits.
>>1331064
>>1331067
https://twitter.com/diphallicdude?lang=en
He's a real dude you spud
>>1331580
>>1331346
Oh jesus i just want to snap it into place
>>1331594
his hips are really wide
>>1331352
Cheers bro.
>>1331695
Thems childbearin hips!!!
>>1331323
That penis has an anus.
>>1331333
*duck
>>1331348
This shoop gets posted far too often.
>>1331344
Also a shoop
Diglett, the Mole Pokémon.
>>1331739
>>1331747
Now all I wanna do is kik and grindr people to show them "my" monstrous cock....just havent picked mine yet
>>1331747
why is it so angry? did mario jump on its head?
>>1331737
thanks for correcting this, anon, i keep seeing it and it always freaks me out
>>1331738
ok...but it STILL looks like someone fucked a horse somewhere back in the family tree
>>1331759
please, god almighty, someone prove that this is a shoop
jesus fucking christ it looks like something bit half his shaft off
>>1331931
this guy's dick has actual lips and expecting to see it open up and show teeth and a tongue
ugliest ginger dick ever seen on 4chan award winner
them blue veins and varicose spiderwebs (internally shudders)
>>1331759
>>1332036
It is, but the unshooped one isn't much better.
>>1331744
this is what happens when you vacuum pump.
the skin stretches and fills with water.
it eventually goes away after a few hours, but looks disgusting.
it's why i stopped pumping.
my dick looks normal now btw.
>>1332026
>klinefelters
Klinefelter's gives you a smaller dick, not a bigger one.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klinefelter_syndrome#Physical
>>1331743
My boyfriends dick looks exactly like this baka
>>1331548
thank you for not posting that, I come to /hm/ to find things I can jerk off too, and that would be a real boner-killer
I got poison ivy on my dick once and wish I would have taken pics it was so swollen and red it looked like a beet.
>>1331749
>this is your dick on meth
>>1331347
That looks like the head of a horse cock!
>>1331580
>>1331749
It looks like a zombie dick.
>>1331753
Holy shit, this guy would bleed to death if that thing burst.
>>1331931
I makes me think of a dog's dick.
>>1331612
>>1331064
>>1331314
>no video
>no hi-res pics
>area where the dicks attatch looks grainy
>writes a whole lot of erotica though!
I don't know why anyone thinks diphallicdude is the real deal.
>>1331337
>>1331348
Shopped. Look an the background around the head.
>>1331740
>>1331741
The cockhead (and the clit plus inside of the vagina in women) have no melanin development, so I believe these.
Polite sage for no real contribution.
>>1331250
Hipospadias ;) also search 'epispadias'
>>1332265
Diphallic IT IS REAL. NO ASKING YOU, IM TELLING YOU, SEARCH ON MEDICAL JOURNALS
>>1331580
My sides have entered a slingshot orbit, Captain!
>>1331594
yeeah i need more vids, info, images, anything
"Chew on it!"
Alrighty then!
I cum in peace
It's small, but it knows Kung Fu
>>1332383
wtf that foreskin is a dragon's head
>>1331745
>>1332383
It's not complete without this.
>>1332548
>>1331931
Looks like my grandmas legs
>>1331931
Like something from alien
>>1331931
that's an hpv infection
>yfw you realize almost 99 percent of these are botched circumcisions. and the world uproars when they do it to females, just look at the barbaric wat they mutilate our infant bodies, its disgusting. giels in the states do it because they think uncut penises are icky. WELL GUESS WHAT HONNEY, YOUR SNATCH ISNT EXACTLY A BOQUET OF ROSES. and it certainly harbours more stinky life forms. so please, stop chopping off the ends of our penises when we are born, and thank you ladies. inb4 if a guy has phimosis its and easy fix in the preteen years.
>>1332733
maybe he's into sounding. ive seen stretched out urethras that arent much different. it gets lil lips in the end
>>1332058
Chordee
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chordee
>>1331064
I kinda like the cock on the left...
Is that weird?
>>1332733
No it's not, HPV usually has warts and I don't see any there
>>1331318
I'm pretty sure it looks like that because beecher bit the tip off.
>>1332383
Looks like a crunchy Cheeto
Thank you for making me straight...
Check out mine wierd dick
>>1333739
And another one. Whaddya think?
this thread is what they show at the pray the gay away camps
>>1331349
Keep that sexy fuck stick natural. I'f give a kidney to have that excellent specimen.
>>1332265
bitch, believe what you want, stay ignorant
it is possible as many other bizzarre shit in the body
>>1333742
do you pretend your bath is the north sea and you're a U Boot chasing british supply lines?
>>1331254
This guy created a thread a couple of months ago and posted pictures of his dick. It is one of the hottest things I've ever saw around here!
>>1331931
dog dick
>>1334205
Yeah, the tip likes one on a dog cock
>>1331346
Broken dick syndrome
>>1331346
Well it'd be pretty good for hitting the g spot anyways, if all the people who saw it didn't scream and run when he dropped his pants
>>1331931
What's wrong with you guys, I'd totally suck on this cock!
>>1334111
I never thought of this xD
But I'm pretty ashamed of my dick and insecure about it
>>1331365
I dont see anything wrong with this dick. Looks hard and ready.
>>1331524
Who ever gets fucked by that is gonna enjoy it so fucking much holy shit
>>1331931
Looks fucking awful but would be great to get fucked by!
>>1332253
How would you know what a dog's dick looks like?
>>1334450
you seriously dont know?
>>1331524
beautiful, not strange.
>>1331739
My dick looks like this.
>>1332385
That's the cutest dick I've ever seen
>>1331257
That's a normal looking dick desu
>>1332385
I think it belongs to a trans guy (that was born a girl) and it was made from a clitoris.
>>1334278
I'd suck it.
>>1331064
Why is that guy slapping his name on pictures which are not his?
>>1331931
Jesus what's wrong with that? Fugly
>>1331323
thats an attempted repaired hypospadias, i think repair jobs generally look bad
>>1331327
Where did you hear that? I'm uncut, its a genetic condition
>>1331336
mostly correct, the urethral opening is still at the front, its just also elsewhere. Sometimes the two are connected, sometimes not. Sometimes the opening is at the base of the penis and they are connected. Hypospadias is connected to a condition called chordee, where the penis bends downward extremely, sometimes even connecting the tip to the base. These conditions are basically the in between of a penis and a vagina. Both sets of genitals are made from the same components, just morphed. Conditions like these are along the scale of that morphology between the genders. They're often associated with other genetically female things, like a large prostatic ultricle (which becomes the womb in females or extreme conditions), and increased production of female hormones/decrease in male hormones. Not always, but sometimes, its a complicated study
>>1331339
this is the chordee equivalent of epispadias, like hypospadias but on the top instead of the bottom
>>1331347
>>1331757
>>1331751
>>1331749
more hypospadias
>>1331744
this is why you dont pump with a poor cut job
>>1334154
thank you :) I sometimes go on chaturbate too
>>1335353
Your dick is so perfect and hot.
>>1331931
He, he girl...
Give me lip service...
>>1331333
I have that and it doesn't "heal" by itself in my case, mine is bent downward, but it never gave me any problems with sex, just a bit self conscious about it...it's about 6.5 inches and 5.5 girth and the curve makes it look smaller, that's what bothers me most.
Is it weird/strange?
>>1331931
Someone needs to shop some red lips on that!
>>1335624
that pic is disgustingly high res, wtf
>>1331704
A peanus perhaps?
>>1335624
No bro, you don't have that. You just have a curved dick. That's normal.
>>1331346
It looks to me like the guy had a medical implant to treat ED installed, but the surgeon fucked up and put in one that was too short.
>>1331590
duuuuude. He's got two working cocks. Two. Working. Cocks.
I think it's the divine right of the double dicked to be smug about where they put those things
>>1335710
just because there is a picture without his stamp doesn't mean it's not his. He was uploading pics way before he had a twitter, he generally has not wanted to make it public, but got so many fans he decided he would.
Why don't you go read about it instead of just making conjectures
>>1335848
Why would he flip it? Because the only conclusion I can come up with is making it impossible to image reverse-search.
>>1335851
because of image composure. He needed a place to put the twitter name, the best place to put this is black space, because it is easily recognizable and doesn't cover up any content. However, the best place to put text on an image is in the upper left hand corner, so your eye goes to it first. So he flipped the image so he could put his white text both in the black space, and in the upper left corner.
But that's kinda irrelevant, stop trying to poke tiny holes and go do even the slightest bit of research, there is overwhelming evidence that this is real. He's got his own subreddit for christ's sake, where he has done AMA's that link to his pages and content
>>1335868
Eh, I'll believe so if I'll see a piece of paper with his twitter handle written on it under his doubledick or some other proof like that. Up until then I'll see him the same way how I see avatarfags.
>>1335872
That is so fucking photoshopped!
>>1331346
NO U.
the ugliest dick I've ever seen
>>1335910
That's some nice jaundice he has.
>>1335624
damn, that's a great looking and nice sized cock! be proud.
>>1336358
the color is odd but nice.
I dated 2 guys with very sharp curves. Like, QCF motion.
Both were hung though so it seemed great to be fucked by I guess, but never didn
>>1336358
interesting split at the peak, i wonder if he has hypo as well
>>1335365
thanks :3, definitely strange though
>>1336402
Its like a fucking snake spraying venom at you.
>>1336402
That's fucking hot.
>>1331746
Is that his sc name?
>>1332270
I have no doubt being diphallic to some extent is a possibility, how ever I'm still 99% sure the Diphallic Dude is a big fat scam artist.
>>1335872
I'm baffled that there's still so many out there that thinks this guy is legit...
>>1331752
looks like a horrifically botched circumcision.
>>1335910
i don't think i've seen a thinner dick
>>1335880
Subincision
Genital Bisection
>>1337892
I knew a guy with a dick like this. It was,without a doubt, one of the strangest blowjobs I've ever given.
>>1331339
It looks like it's yelling
>>1336866
>>1336872
if anyones interested in more my showyourdick is anon131072, fetlife is queb and chaturbate is queble
>>1331931
Cuz im a mean pink pecker.
From under the belt.
>>1331337
I've met a guy in college who had a dick almost exactly like that. His head was rounder and the shape resembled a pear. He was nicknamed Uncle Pear.
>>1332026
Marfan syndrome and acromegaly are entirelly different diseases.
The first one is a genetic malformation of some structures in the body including fingers that look like spider legs.
Acromegaly happens when have larger than normal production of growth hormone, so things like hands, feet, nose and ears continue to grow even though the rest of the body doesn't.
PS: I only mentioned the spider fingers, because those are probably the source of your confusion.
>>1338336
A few corrections to my own post in CAPS:
Marfan syndrome and acromegaly are entirelly different diseases.
The first one is a genetic malformation of some structures in the body including fingers that look like spider legs.
Acromegaly happens when LATER IN LIFE, A PERSON HAS HIGHER than normal production of growth hormone, so things like hands, feet, nose and ears continue to grow even though the rest of the body doesn't.
PS: I only mentioned the spider fingers, because those are probably the source of your confusion.
>>1338336
>>1338337
if you time it right, you can simply delete a post and re-post the edited version
is this strange? I think its hot lol
>>1331064
Doesn't this fall under the 4chan's ban against I forget the term they use but abomination pictures?
>>1338342
you mean the rule against posting grotesque things? no
rawr
>>1331594
That would be amazing to take doggy style. My ex had a downward going dick and it stimulates the prostate perfectly from behind. I had multiple prostate orgasms with him and then couldn't stand up for a few minutes after.
>>1338331
Please post more so hot
>>1332383
Fuckin' snake ass dick bro
>>1331351
theres videos of another guy who actually did what you said and literally got dickfucked. dont remember the name but he's on xtube.
>>1331314
>also lengthened both his pricks to about 9" and 10" from their former 6-7 inches
I hope you do realize that's just bullshit.
He had previously stated different sizes, than just edited his FAQ page before publishing his book, et voilà . This can be easily verified.
Also you can't gain 3-4 inches from surgery, especially when hard.
>>1339201
probably maxbulge or maxxxbulge
also check out MuscleEddie / RippedMeat
>>1340046
How nature says STAY AWAY.
>>1340046
Jesus, What the fuck?
>>1333743
kek
you mean the camps where gay guys end up having way more gay sex than they should, often with the 'christian' camp counselors, and keep quiet about everything.
>>1334466
it actually looks like it got run over by a vagina
>>1335140
nope, they look artficial, this is prolly just a teeny tiny dick, like borderline micropenis
>>1331352
That's factually wrong.
>>1331349
You shouldn't get a circumcision for such a "problem". Your head is sensitive and it should remain that way. Have you tried stretching it? It will take a while, but it's definitely worth the effort. There are also creams you could get from a doctor that will help stretching the skin. Google it!
>>1331580
>>1340108
Is that a Farside reference? Lol
>>1338615
bump
>>1340046
1. circumcision
2. penile super incision
3. multiple piercings
4. prince albert held in place by metal stud piercing through bifurcated glans
5. tied up with cord
6. fat fucker
care to guess what this fucker's done to his face?
this is mutilation, pure and simple
most guys who would do something like this to their manhood--it's not a way of expressing themselves; it's just mutilation and they should have to go to a psychiatrist for a year prior before getting authorisation to proceed with something like this
>>1339251
>>1340756
He needs put down.
Seriously.
>>1340770
lol, chill
>>1331365
I'd suck it, ain't a weird dick.
>>1331737
Still a below average looking pecker
>>1338353
what is going on here?
this thread, finally time to upload my weird cock pics I've been collecting
>>1341572
>>1341574
>>1341576
I almost went a date with this guy,
Nice of him to send dick pics before meeting so that I could politely turn him down.
>>1341568
he's rolled up his lower outer skin layer underneath his upper outer skin layer
>>1340046
The predator of cocks!
>>1341701
whats weird about that
>>1340770
i think it might be fun to get with one of these silicone nightmare guys
just.once.
so i could fuck another guy's dick for real and shoot my cum into his balls and cross it off my too-weird-for-reality fuck-it bucket list
>>1341581
Looks like a star-nosed mole
>>1331339
no u
>>1341701
>>1342087
are you just nubes who thought this was a show your dick thread? or do you actually think those are strange cocks
>shoot my cum into his balls
thats not how it works
>>1335880
