Last thread hit image limit. Let's get some horror stories. I'll start dumping some of the würst
>>1321889
No particular order but dang this guy..
>>1321889
>>1321889
>18
>meet guy on grindr for the first time
>3 years older, asian 7/10 with austrlian accent (from oz)
>picks me up
>don't know where to go to fuck so drive to park at 3am
>both forget condom
>stand there awkwardly masturbating each other while talking about nothing
>worst kisser, our mouths did not meet properly once
>blows me i blow him etc
>he cums, i cum
>light up a cigarette
>see him staring awkwardly
>'i better get home, see ya'
> go home andcry while gargling mouthwash
literally forced myself to cum so i could gtfo
haven't been back since
>Talk with this guy for an hour or so.
>Stated in my profile I just wanted a quick fuck, nothing more.
>He offers himself to me, I could do with him as I pleased
>Told him he needs to leave his door open for me when I get there, and be naked and on all fours
>We agree on a time to hook up
>I get to his place, door's open
>He's in his room, bend over, obedient like the little slut he was
>Take my clothes off
>Lubed up his hole, put on condom, and then he asks me if I want to fuck him bare
>I'm not into fucking bare with random hookups, so tell him no
>He starts bitching, I tell hem to shut the fuck up and pin him down
>Rub my dick against his hole, slowly enter.
>He's still on about wanting to get fucked bare, and begs me to stop fucking
>Think to myself; what's this guy's problem?
>Don't listen, keep pounding away
>Cum, pull out and I take off the condom, and force him to suck my dick clean.
>Leave him used and got the fuck out.
>Got over 10 messages from him before the time I got home
>"Please come back.", "I want your seed.", things like that
>Thought if I ignored it he would stop
>Nope.jpeg
>Started sending messages on random times, some in the middle of the night.
>He found out my real name, FB profile, etc.
Tried blocking him, but he kept finding ways to message me.
>Told him to quit his shit, or I would pay him a visit so that he would stop forever.
>He said sorry, and it just stopped after that
>Find out he commited suicide a year later
>>1321949
damn, dude had issues and you did right distancing yourself quickly
you got to pay attention to all those little red flags that pop up and trust your gut
>go on grindr
>find boyfriend
>delete grindr
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>>1322084
How common is this on Grindr? I've only just recently gotten into the online dating game and have no idea what to expect...
>>1322128
it is fairly common to meet attractive people who share your interests on grindr. i personally have met two boyfriends on grindr.
the downside is that you (or he) can go back on grindr when there are relationship problems, instead of fixing the problems.
>>1322136
an ex went right back to grindr after we fought. Talked to a friend about the fight, he got on it (i had thoughts ex would do this) and the next day friend sent screenshots of my ex messaging him to fuck. dumped him the day after. Moral of the story: watch out finding relationships on grindr cause they might just want to hoe around again
>>1322084
was told that if i ever go on grindr my boyfriend will break up with me.... Use other gay friend's phone.
nearby guys, boyfriend is there...
>>1321949
>Find out he commited suicide a year later
See? Things worked out fine for both of you.
>>1322243
>Moral of the story: watch out finding relationships on grindr cause they might just want to hoe around again
Hilarious: men shocked and angry about men's sexual needs. Just complete your womanly transition already.
>meet a 23 year old guy ive been meeting as a friend
>wants me to fuck him
>bare
>i agree
>last a while
>pull out
>poop all over my dick
>you'd better go i need to get ready
>i need to shower
>not got time man need you to leave asap
>okay
>blocked him after
>>1322261
you're the kind of person to promote the "side bitch" during relationships lmao leave you trash
>>1322291
lel implying he would be in a relationship
>he's poz
>>1321889
Pretty sure I went to school with this poor bastard.
>>1322291
you're the kind of cuckold that ignorantly believes in male monogamy.
>>1321905
You could write an arthouse indie film about this greentext story.
>>1322246
That's life I guess
>>1322246
fuck him and break up with him.
Hnnng.
>>1322450
>arthouse indie film
you mean an 'outhouse' film
FTFY
>has "interested in younger guys" in his profile
>never responds to me
What do they want?
>>1322850
1. someone even younger than you
2. someone a little older than you
3. someone hotter than you
>>1321905
I don't understand why people don't just stop and say, "this isn't working for me. Bye." It's awkward for 5 minutes, but then you don't end up having to spend even longer having sex with someone you don't want to have sex with.
>>1322644
This is pornstar Tegan Zayne
>>1322742
Ah yes the Outhouse Races in famous Conconully
>>1322084
I never thought of Grindr as the best site to meet a boyfriend--aren't ones like Adam4Adam a little less sleazy?
>>1322246
I'm so glad I met my husband in the days before online phone apps. Yup, if they meet you on there, they'll meet somebody else there.
>guy messages you
>he has a 10/10 body
>go to meet him in person
>he's like 4 feet tall
Every time. EVERY. TIME.
>>1322887
In my experience a4a is way more sleazy. Lots more gross older guys looking for a fast fuck and a couple young guys looking for real connections. The older guys also very often advertise that they want to have bareback sex and are looking for pnp.
>>1322887
I met the guy I'm dating on Grindr. Everyone else has just wanted to hook-up.
>>1322927
>bareback sex
just take PREP and you'll never have to worry again!
>>1322084
I met my husband on grindr. Couldn't be happier.
>>1322939
1. PrEP only protects against HIV and recently a gay man taking it as prescribed contracted a resistant strain of HIV
2. I've somehow convinced myself that everyone who advertises that they're on PrEP is lying about it so that guys will agree to have bareback sex with them
3. My bigger problem with a4a still stands in that it's a ton of gross old men.
how do i actually meet up with someone on this thing? i'm way too shy to actually message anybody because i'm insecure and don't think i'm attractive enough
i'm a bottom if it matters
>>1322988
I've seen profiles where someone comes right out and says they're shy and won't message first but promises to respond to anyone who messages them. Try that.
>>1321889
>do cl for a long time
>AKA: the good, the bad and the UGLY
>(with a few real mental guys thrown in)
>start on grindr...because
>ok, basically same people
>whole new learning curve
>shit is like real time
>it's like guys say hi then you get them waving their privates at you through the phone
>some.guys.just.can't.take.get.lost.as.an.answer.dll
>all of a sudden, potential hookups are like fucking walking by on the sidewalk, in traffic, next to you in line at starbucks
>unnerving but exciting at the same time
>about a month, a month and a half into this, get a ping
>ok, i'm in the park eating lunch and surfing the web
>10 feet away
>wtf?
>look up
>a city cop on patrol
>he glances down at his cellphone
>his 'private' one
>fucker looks at his screen
>(god fucking no)
>he turns around
>face each other, our eyes meet
>we're each others' exact type
>freeze-time
>neither one of us knows what to do
>blood-rushing-to-my-dick.jpg
>he takes off his hat unconsciously
>6'3" blonde cop god with light blue eyes
>after a couple seconds, we break eye contact
>can't do anything now, damnit
>my boner don't care; neither does his
>(he actually adjusts himself a little, then puts his hat back on)
>he nods slowly at me, then starts to walk away
>we continue to sneak glances at each other
>(cue every high school fantasy i ever had)
>watch the most amazing cop ass walk away from me
>fuck!
>remember to start chewing my food again
>exchanged a couple quick messages later on over a three day period
>would not send naked selfie with headshot
>(he's got to be careful, you know)
>plus--fucker was married
>i send him mine--everything i got
>we have 'text sex' lol
>he tells me how hot i am and how much he wants to do shit with me
>but he's scared half to death
>a week later, his account was deleted
>mfw: the cop that got away
>totally bummed out by this one
>sometimes, shit doesn't happen
>>1322939
>HIV it's the only STD
that why gonorrea herpes syphilis and HPV are so high on your god damn country
>>1322939
>PREP is not 100%
>>1323053
Herpes, HPV, and syphilis are spread through skin-skin contact, so condoms aren't very effective against them. You can get them from just pressing your bodies together, grinding, cuddling naked, sucking, etc. So unless you're not doing any of those things, you're still at risk.
Plus there's a vaccine for HPV now, and syphilis is still easily curable with penicillin for god's sake. Herpes is more of an issue, but there are effective antivirals to keep it suppressed
>>1323059
Neither are condoms. And PrEP is actually more effective than condoms against HIV
>>1323070
>>1323059
Also, saying "PrEP is not 100% effective" is blatant fearmongering. We all know that condoms aren't 100% effective (more like 89% in reality), but no one is going around challenging the efficacy of condoms. Treatment failure is always a statistical POSSIBILITY. No treatment can guarantee that it is 100% effective. But when taken properly, PrEP is about as close to 100% as it gets in medicine. So people who parrot that PrEP isn't 100% effective are just anti-science fearmongers.
>18 years old
>Thought why not try Grindr
>Download and start messaging some guy
>also 18
>Decide we should hit the town together and get drunk
>in the taxi back to mine I can see his hardon
>Get to my bedroom
>Tell him I need to go to the toilet
>get a little nervous, but then re enter my bedroom
>hes lying with his huge cock out
>I walk over, and almost instantly start deepthroating him (my first time)
>Tastes so perfect
>He tells me he's about to cum
>Grabs my head and blows down my throat
>all is good until now
>He then tell's me to piss on him
>By this point, im majorly freaked out and tell him we should go somewhere public
>the second we get outside, I run back in and lock my door
>although it ended badly, still the most perfect moment
>>1323120
>Also, saying "PrEP is not 100% effective" is blatant fearmongering.
PrEP Fails in Gay Man Adhering to Daily Truvada, He Contracts Drug-Resistant HIV
https://www.poz.com/article/prep-fails-gay-man-adhering-daily-truvada-contracts-drugresistant-hiv
>>1322445
>shut up! I HAVE NEEDS
>you're just ignorant
>you're a woman
nah you're just a slut
>>1323053
>>1323059
>>1323070
>>1323120
all this talkie-talkie bullshite when all dudes have to do is wear a condom or use a dental dam for buttlicking
STDs would be extinct by now if people didn't lie to themselves so much
>muh PrEP
>muh penis-silly'n
>muh low viral load (of bullshit)
>can get alien harbour worms from skin-to-skin only, so never mind--
>muh feels butter 'n bread thread
>muh sciencey stuff trumps yors
just got to bareback with strangers?
maybe you deserve to die so you don't catch or spread stuff and we can improve the human intelligence gene pool
had a dude keep begging me not to use a condom from grindr, so i 'obliged'
i stuffed it back in my trousers, ,hitched up and left: didn't use a condom
he got what he asked for
yeah, you believe in your PrEP magic bullets and magickal antibiotics...until they get resistant or--inevitably--a wonderful new killer sex disease arrives
learning isn't complete until a behaviour changes; now we've just gone back to the same old stupid bareass shite that fucked us all over in the 80s
>>1323122
>By this point, im majorly freaked out and tell him we should go somewhere public
>the second we get outside, I run back in and lock my door
Kek
>>1323122
I think you overreacted, but when you feel unsafe it is best to trust your gut.
>>1323161
Clearly you didn't even bother to read the rest of my post.
I admitted no treatment is 100% effective. That's the first documented HIV infection among 20,000+ PrEP users. And did you miss the part where I pointed out condoms are only 89% effective? Yeah guess what, lots of people have gotten infected with HIV while using condoms too. In fact, more people get HIV while using condoms than while using PrEP, both proportionately and in absolute terms.
So you point to one case in 20,000 as proof of something I already acknowledged? Yeah, I'd call that fearmongering
>>1323165
>yeah, you believe in your PrEP magic bullets and magickal antibiotics
And you believe in your magical glorified saran wrap.
And p.s., they're antivirals, not antibiotics
>until they get resistant
If you actually bothered to read about the mechanism of action or how antiviral resistance develops, you'd understand how infinitesimally small the probability of that is
>>1323186
It's foolish to doubt the power of a human slut. Our race is such sluts that we commonly have an alien fetish.
>>1323185
i read the rest of your post.
i don't disagree with your comments.
i just think it is important that people understand that there is a man (a flight attendant) who was on PrEP who got drug-resistant AIDS. There are consequences for letting random people nut in your butt.
that being said, i have used grindr and even hooked up with a couple of grindr sluts.
call me old-fashioned, but i don't have anal sex with someone until i get to know them.
and i don't expect to find a monogamous boyfriend on grindr. it is a hookup app.
>>1323190
Well as long as you feel equally compelled to spread information about all the people who have gotten infected with HIV while using condoms, then I suppose we don't have a problem
>>1323186
>infinitesimally small
it isn't infinitesimally small.
"the CATCH study has analyzed resistance in 1633 subjects with new diagnoses from 17 European countries over the period 1996–2002 and found 6.9% resistance to NRTIs, 2.6% to NNRTIs, 2.2% to PIs, and 1.7% to ⩾2 drug classes. Overall, the prevalence of any resistance mutation was 9.9%. As expected, time from infection had a significant impact on the detection rate: the prevalence of primary resistance among patients with seroconversion in the previous year was 10.9%, versus 7.5% in patients who had been infected for >1 year. Further, the prevalence of resistance was significantly higher in patients with subtype B (11.3%), which is the most represented HIV subtype in Europe, than in patients with non-B subtypes (3.3%). The latter group has probably been infected outside of Europe in areas where access to antiretroviral therapy is limited and the burden of resistance is therefore smaller."
http://cid.oxfordjournals.org/content/41/Supplement_4/S239.full
pic related
>>1323191
i don't feel equally compelled. i don't like condoms.
why don't you spread it?
>>1323194
I do, when necessary.
But if you're not going to provide balanced treatment to PrEP and condoms, then you should probably keep your mouth shut rather than scaring people away from a more effective option (PrEP) and implicitly reinforcing their incorrect assumption that condoms are safer
>>1323198
do you work for a pharmaceutical company?
why are you shilling for PrEP?
you think it is better to not say anything (keep your mouth shut) than to share some information? that's moronic.
it sounds like you are trying to justify your own decision to be on PrEP and want other people to try it to reduce the stigma.
>>1323200
Are you really too dense to understand the implicit message sent by the information that you're sharing?
Have some theory of mind and realize that when you question PrEP's efficacy you imply that condoms are a better option. Whether that's what you mean or not, that's the message people hear.
So yes, if your words are going to have the effect of dissuading people from using a more effective HIV prevention technique, then I think you should bite your tongue.
And no, I'm none of those things you have accused me of. I'm just a concerned citizen who finally sees an opportunity for us to truly disrupt the intergenerational chain of HIV transmission and save future generations of MSMs from the fear of HIV. And I see messages like yours as an impediment to achieving the level of PrEP uptake needed to make that a reality
>>1323204
enjoy your aids
>>1323205
Ah ok, good to know you were just trolling. Cheers
>>1323204
Compare the cost of a condom to the cost of PrEP.
Not to mention that you have to take PrEP every day whether or not you are having sex.
And it's long term effects have yet to be known.
There is no magic pill that is going to cure everyone.
Letting anyone and everyone drop loads in your ass is a bad idea.
Now can we get back to the purpose of this thread which is to share stories about Grindr?
I love the debates that happen on this board.
>>1323216
Sure, condoms are cheaper. But we know people don't use them. Despite all time highs in awareness and availability, people still bareback. It's not a practical solution.
You don't necessarily have to take PrEP every day. It reaches maximum effectiveness after about 4-5 doses per week, the other 2-3 are just to provide a cushion. And it's been shown to be very effective when taken on demand as well (two pills before sex, two pills again the following day)
And the two drugs in Truvada have been used to treat HIV positive people since 2001 and 2003, so we do have a pretty good idea of their long term effects on the body (10+ years)
>>1323220
>we know people don't use them
>we do have a pretty good idea of their long term effects
who is this 'we' you speak of?
>>1323221
The scientific community
>>1321890
Jesus he looks like my Mexican cousin
>>1323222
Well meme'd my friend! Dank you for the giggle m8.
Is this catfish or legit?
>>1323304
Catfish more than likely
>>1323120
The difference is that condoms, while generally less effective on a practical basis because of people being stupid have ridiculously low failure rates if you're not a retard and use them properly. PrEP can fail even if you follow the instructions to the letter.
>>1323225
>the scientific community
>absolutely 0 citations
well meme'd
>>1323382
There is only one documented failure of correctly-used PrEP among >20,000 users. Even when used correctly, condoms are less effective than PrEP because of manufacturing defects and breakage under normal use conditions
>>1323389
>all that projection
Why don't they let you post nude pics if it is only for sex?
Just because you are a hosebag doesn't mean everyone is.
>>1321889
would all the pharmaceutical company reps in this thread please leave now
came to fap
got caught in the crossfire of the battle of the meds
ELLIOTT!
>>1323399
If they let nudes they would be kicked out of the apple store. Duh.
>>1323389
Have any of you guys been propositioned by profiles claiming that they want to put you in contact with a group that throws orgies? Cause I've gotten a few grindr messages along those lines.
>>1323442
It's absolutely a scam, but I want to see how widespread it is.
instagram.com/guysgrindrjacked
>>1323386
Information on Truvada side effects:
http://www.fda.gov/downloads/Drugs/DrugSafety/UCM312307.pdf
Information on condom usage rates among MSMs:
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16826162/
>In the preceding 12 months, unprotected anal intercourse was reported by 58% with a main male partner, and by 36% with a casual male partner
There are also lots of informal surveys that have been done on the matter, reporting that as many as 50% of MSM did not use a condom the last time they had sex. A quick google search will allow you to read them to your heart's content.
>>1323636
>the wisdom of taking a pill every day for the rest of your life so you can avoid a disease that requires you to take a pill every day for the rest of your life.
>>1323645
I have no intention of taking it for the rest of my life. I'm optimistic for a vaccine or a cure within the next 30 years. It's also possible that if enough people used PrEP, we could reduce the rate of HIV among young MSMs enough to make HIV kind of a nonissue. Or I could end up in a monogamous relationship with an HIV negative partner. Or the most plausible outcome: in a few years, I'll be too old to hook up regularly anyway, and will likely go off PrEP then. In any case, I would never be on it for as long as I would have to be on ART if I was HIV positive
And even if I did decide to take PrEP for the rest of my life, there is a huge psychological difference between actively choosing to take a pill to give yourself additional protection and having no choice but to take a pill to keep from dying. It's like the difference between being an extremely low-wage worker and being a slave
>be me
>go on Grindr
>faceless torso msgs me
>chat for a bit
>he wants to come over
>sends me dick pic
>huge uncut gorgeous
>instant wood
>agree to smoke a joint and 'see what happens'
>he's at my door in 10 minutes
>we smoke, he's chill, handsome
>just got out of prison
>muscles, tatts, completely masculine
>i'm still hard as a rock and leaking
>asks if i want to suck his dick
>'sure'
>he stands up and unbuttons his 501s
>slides them down over his thick hairy thighs
>white briefs packed with meat
>grabs my head and pushes my face into his crotch
>smells like heaven
>'take it out'
>i pull his briefs down releasing his huge hard cock
>it springs out throbbing above my face
>he rubs it across my face
>'lick it'
>i start at the base and lick up along the underside to the head
>he peels back his foreskin and tells me to suck the head
>can barely fit it in my mouth so thick
>he is oozing clear salty liquid into my mouth
>tastes so good
>he tries to force it into my throat but too thick
>i feel a hand slide down my back and into my pants
>a rough thick finger forces its way into my hole while i'm gagging on his cockhead
>'turn around' he says 'and stick your ass up'
>he slides my shorts down over my hips and starts tonguing my asshole
>i'm leaking precum like a faucet and it is hanging down from my cock in a big string that sticks to my knee
>he pulls my cheeks apart and tongue-fucks me
>i can feel his chin stubble on my perineum
>he spits on my hole and starts rubbing his cockhead on it
>forces the huge head in and stops, waiting for me to relax
>hurts like fuck for a minute and then he pushes in deeper and suddenly i'm ejaculating on the sofa
>he laughs a little while my ass clenches on his shaft
>'is that what you needed boy?'
>he grabs my hips and slides in deeper then starts to pole-fuck me like cunt
>biggest fucking cock i've ever taken
>came again when he unloaded in me
next day i'm talking to my friend about it. turns out he fucked him too.
>>1323650
>the difference between being an extremely low-wage worker and being a slave
let me guess: slaves don't pay rent?
>>1323672
my point was that, even if people face similarly bad conditions, it is always better to have some degree of choice and freedom from knowing that your very life depends on something.
That is, choosing to take a pill every day is preferable to having to take a pill every day to stay alive, even though both people are taking a pill everyday.
Similarly, working a low-wage job and living in poverty is objectively better than being a slave and living in poverty. Being beholden to a master (or a pill) to stay alive represents an unparalleled lack of agency
Why cant i ever hookup with someone? I swear i get too anxious and nervous before meeting up and bail out
>>1323670
pics?
jail cock turns me on
>>1323670
you realized you bb'd with one of the highest risk groups there is right?
>>1323122
>I walk over, and almost instantly start deepthroating him (my first time)
totally happened
>>1323780
assuming this badly written porn is true
This is my third attempt at meeting a guy on Grindr. First attempt went ok, second attempt was awkward and today I just had this one:
>be me an hour ago
>start getting messaged by guy
>6/10 not too bad
>we chat
>asks if I wanna come over and hook-up
>chat a bit more before saying yes
>Have a shower, go to the address
>Tell him via Grindr I'm waiting at the front door
>Wait like 10 minutes
>Woman comes out and asks "Can I help you?"
>Ask if this guy is home
>She tells me I'm the third person to come today asking for this gentleman and she's ready to call the cops
>Apologize and say sorry I had no idea and leave quickly without causing a scene
>Go home and message this guy
>"Great troll m8 you had me convinced"
>Delete Grindr
Honestly I've given up on that app. Caused me nothing but trouble,
>>1323780
>highest risk groups
You mean Uncut?
I'm on PrEP so there's no risk.
It's 99.999999739719% effective.
>>1323399
>being this basic
>>1323843
I think he means men who've been incarcerated.
>>1323670
You let someone come to your house without seeing a face pic--and found out he was an ex-con?
> dude, be more careful. Meet in a public place even if it's just a strip mall near where you live.
>>1322445
>someone else shares a different opinion than mine. Obviously their ignorant.
>>1321949
well you did rape him
>>1322258
booooom
>>1324058
Who says "boom" to their own comment? I thought only idiots with a 14 year old mentality and no sense of humor did this and /hm/ doesn't get many of those.
Should i do it?
>>1324448
>>1324451
>>1324455
>>1324462
He says hes clean
>>1324475
And will only do it with a condom
>>1324455
you would seriously fucking consider this? this picture with him wearing retarded sunglasses and that tongue like that isnt making you roll over the floor cringing and laughing? get help
>>1324481
Yes but i liked him anyway
>>1323670
i loved this story
>>1324481
Thats the only weird pic. I think hes hot. Look at that smooth ass
>>1321889
Hopped back online last night for the first time in a month... I will dump some pics
>>1324498
He's really hot...
>>1324498
Looks ayylmao ish. Whats up with his head shape? Lop
>>1324499
Typical beach dude...
>>1323843
>It's 99.999999739719% effective.
Not anymore, Typhoid Mary. Google the news and start acting responsibly, whore.
>>1324502
Plus a really big cock...
>>1324504
What else can i do besides wear a condom if i have no previous preparation?
>>1324505
And this guy has nooo idea I'm a bottom I think haha
>>1324507
I meant the jerks relying on PreP in lieu of condom use.
>>1324500
Lol with a cock like this I'm not really going to complain about his head shape.
>>1324512
I want this in me...
>>1324513
Talk about a hand cannon
>>1324512
Way too big
>>1324455
looks like a white, bear, retarded version of ray charles
>>1324455
looks like he has aids
I have terrible luck. Most recently yesterday.
>guy at uni
>LF ltr or at least FWB
>cute twink, nice face hair, cute smile
>same age height (like em just a bunch t shorter but w/e
>looks healthy, happy
>seems sane
>chat for a day or so, share a few same interests
>cool, want to grab drinks? He says yes
>alriiiight
>meet up local diner
>walk up
>fucking human skeleton and skin walks up "uh, you anon? "
>y-yeah
>squint, realize it's him
>wtf, looks like a meth head, would fall over in a slight breeze, bad teeth
>w/e... It's just drinks...
>spend next hour chatting
>pretty much repeat convos from grindr
>still chill but completely turned off at this point
>finish drinks/food and leave
>messaging me now and don't know how to break it to him. Hate being honest but also hate dragging ppl along
>why can't they just look like the pic or act like w/e it is they seem to be online...
>>1324599
Just a bit shorter* damn AC....
>have a well above average dick, but prefer to bottom
>also live in a small town, so not a lot of people to choose from
>talk to people for awhile and get to know them
>time to swap pics
>hear "wtf is that?" and "lol I can't top someone bigger than me" at least 50% of the time
>decide I want to top people
>every bottom on Earth is a size queen so this should be easy
>talk for awhile, eventually send pics
>the only people who don't reject me are old people or meth heads whose assholes are blown out
I can't wait until I move somewhere else.
>horny af
>decide to try grindr
>half the people flake
>finally get some closeted bi guy to agree to a wanking session
>dick looks average in pics, fat and not in a hot way. But horny so whatever, decide to give it a shot
>get there and get naked on the bed
>he is instantly on by my dick
>can't get his properly erect
>about 2 inches and not thick at all
>can barely jack it bc fat
>balls stuck inside fat, and tiny
>he is still jacking me, I'm hard bc horny but not turned on
>he starts blowing me
>has stubble and hurts my dick head but whatever
>starts stroking me awkwardly and it hurts
>keeps jacking me off and kissing my body
>do this for 20 mins
>not turned on at all
>fml he can't even jack a dick
>manage to cum when he sucks on my nipple while I sneak a finger in my ass
>his turn
>manage to get him hard
>keeps saying that he is about to cum
>it's been like 2 mins of jacking/bj
>he cums
>I wash off in the shower
>walk out, smell like sex
>wtf never happens when I jack off
>try to wash off the smell in a bathroom bc still living with parents
>nothing works. Wtf is this dude eating
TLDR: had shitty wank session with a bi dude, now can't get the gross smell off my body. fml
>>1324599
>messaging me now and don't know how to break it to him
You didn't look like you did in your pic, goodbye.
>bf and i horny and high
>get on grindr 4 fun
>guy close by, nice dick
>talk oral
>invite over
>this is not who we expected
>bf signals lets get this over with
>i suck guest while bf behind me
>guest cums all over me
>chat for a bit
>finally leaves so we can do our thing 1 on 1
I've only been on grindr once. I found my current bf on there and haven't been on since.
>>1322084
Meet my current BF of 9 months on grindr
>>1323670
post pic of his dick
>>1323767
what? you cant ever hookup with somebody because you get nervous and bail out you dumbass.....
>>1323767
just ask yourself what is the worst thing that could happen? and then prepare for and accept that eventuality. if you get murdered you will be dead. if he hates you and yells at you and says you're awful then just walk away. there is no need to be nervous, other than it is unknown to you. once you do it you will realize it is not a big deal. i remember i was scared too my first time, but i just picked up my nutsack and made myself do it and it was fine. hell it was amazing. never looked back.
remember the first time you jumped off the high dive at the pool? it is like that. scary at first but then you realize how fun it is.
>>1325085
>if you get murdered you die
No shit sherlock
How the fuck do you prepare for that?
>>1325085
I guess i just need to man up
I can find hookups very easily
How long you sad faggots plan on wasting your life on grindr? Till the day you die? This is just sad.
>>1325098
you're only young once, faggot. enjoy your one penis for the rest of your life
>>1324513
Trash.
>>1321889
>Be a month ago
>Looking on grindr
>Bunch of old men, barely any guys my age looking for casual fun
>Say fuck it, bite the bullet and meet with someone
>Go anon because I know the second I see his face he's going to looking like someone who should be my uncle and I'll avoid him like the plague
>He drives to my place, comes into the living room, I take out my cock and he blows me
>The sucking is pretty sub-par to be honest
>Masturbating normally would be many times more pleasurable than this
>10 minutes later, I'm starting to get close, he's been wanking for about 2 minutes now and going at it like a mad man
>Cums on my leg and leaves
>Mfw
>>1325092
yeah, if that pic is you then basically you can have any guy you want if you act confident. well, maybe not any guy but most guys like a hairy chest, i know i do.
>>1325098
>How long you sad faggots plan on wasting your life on grindr?
i guess i could get married and raise a chinese adopted baby girl but that sounds boring to me. what else is there to do with life? sex and adventure is pretty much the things i like to do.
what are you doing with your life, oh learned one?
have the chance to meet up with this guy who wants me to blow him. hes twice my age and i've never sucked cock, but he wants to hump my face and talk dirty to me then cum on my face....I'm nervous should i do it?
Never used it, never will. Interesting stories, but glad I've never became one of them.
>>1321949
>and begs me to stop fucking
if there were feminazi's on this board, you would get yelled at for rape
>>1325262
it depends. what's your diary gonna think when you tell it you lost your v card to someone's grandfather?
>>1325290
am feminazi, can confirm
>>1325258
No, that was onw of my possible hook ups. I bailed on him too
Im not gonna post my fscr on 4chan just lol.
>>1322084
I met my bf of 10months on grindr and deleted it.
I reinstalled it yesterday :(
All these hot guys I match with on Tinder never say anything first guess I have make the first move!
Just lovely
>>1325428
yes, most gay guys are passive and want to be chased. if you do make the first move you have a lot of power and can usually determine what direction the relationship will take.
if you want something, go out and get it.
don't wait around for someone else to make the first move, it will never happen.
as my granny used to tell me: if you want something done right you have to do it yourself.
>>1325479
This is nonsense. There are tons of aggressive gay guys, some too much so. Making the first move doesn't give you power over the direction of a relationship. Being a dominant personality does.
>>1325501
>implying dominant personalities don't make the first move
>>1325294
Cuz when I discovered grindr, I ended up hooking up with a couple dozen middle aged men in high school, so now always freaking now that one day I'll go to meet the parents of a girl I'm dating, and IT WILL BE HER FUCKING FATHER !
Life catches up with you.
>>1325662
>vanilla or spice, no chocolate or rice
lol not only is he racist, he sounds like a 50 year old dude who's just learning to use the internet.
>>1325662
>pretending that's what you meant
Nevermind the "just go for it" speech you were giving to someone expecting others to approach them. Make up your mind.
>Short, out of shape, red head
>About to install Grindr
Should I even bother?
>>1325753
>is also a flabby ginger manlet
Yeah brah someone'll fuck you.
Just don't plan on topping, ever.
Also I hope your face is cute, because mine is and it's my saving grace next to my charm. 'cuz I can lay the mack on, yo.
Ps. Be prepared for literally every old queen to make a comment about your hair, and everything that isn't white is going to mention something about your pale skin.
>>1325785
>Don't plan on topping
Well that suits me just fine then. I've topped before and I really wasn't into it.
And yeah I have a pretty cute face...I think.
>>1325753
you sound like my type so probably
>>1325098
i had tons of fun and interesting stories from grindr adventures, rather have sex than
being a twink in a weekly wine tasting with a 40-something newly divorced latina friend
>>1324612
i feel your pain bro!!!
>>1323843
because PrEP will protect you from HPV, gonorrea, herpes and syphilis
>>1323442
Yeah I actually got one. I'm not sure if it's legit or not. I've only gotten the one.
Im a qt 19 yo. Should i try losing my virginity on grindr? Most guys i speak to arent interested in my young looks and would rather have sex with more experienced men. What do i do
>>1326270
My problem too :(
>>1326327
Im not out either so its hard to find guys who are gay but act normal
>>1325950
Not that guy, but this oft-repeated response is stupid, and here's why:
There's a vaccine for HPV.
Gonorrhea is still easily curable with antibiotics. Yes, resistance is on the rise, but new promising treatments are on the way. It's not a major concern.
Herpes sucks, but condoms don't really protect against herpes anyway. It's spread skin to skin, so if you've ever grinded, frotted, or even cuddled naked then you've exposed yourself to herpes. Or if you've received oral sex without wearing a condom, which most of us do, you've also been exposed. But in any case, we have pretty powerful antivirals that can suppress herpes outbreaks anyway.
And syphilis is still easily treatable with fucking penicillin! Plus it's also spread skin to skin like herpes. So again, condoms aren't particularly effective.
>>1323401
lol that show
>>1326348
I have 0 social skills. I just want to fuck
My good looks should be enough.
>>1326353
You don't really need social skills to do that. Here's how your conversations should go:
You: hey
Him: hey
You: what's up?
Him: chilling, you?
You: same. So what brings you on here?
Him: looking for fun, or whatever comes my way
You: nice, I'm looking for fun too. Want to trade some pics?
And then make sexy comments about his pics, feel out who wants to top/bottom, and then make plans! 90% of my grindr conversations go exactly like that. It's not complicated.
>>1326355
Thats how it usuakly goes but i never get any action
>>1326366
I mean, you have to be proactive. Make plans to meet within the next 2-3 days. After that, your odds of ever meeting them go down dramatically
>>1326355
Omg I'll try this thanks it sounds great
>>1326369
This. Guys on grindr are rarely ito drawn out messaging. Make concrete plans to hook up fast or they will think you're a tease and a time waster
>>1323021
Fuck, just imagine the hot roleplaying you two could of have had.
>>1323767
>that pic
Hugh Jackman?
>>1323389
You sound like someone who gets rejected often on grindr. Shit's tough out there I reckon?
>>1326387
No , but similar. I wish i had sex with him. Whyy did i baillllll ugh
He was gonna teach me kamasutra
>>1323795
I don't know why people don't just ask to facetime/skype before ANYTHING happens. What's so hard about seeing someone for a little bit before you chat more or meet up? Literally takes 10 seconds to debunk a catfish/troll. Though I guess that's just my stance on it since I've been catfished pretty badly before and am cautious/paranoid for myself and everyone I know lol.
>>1326387
I have so many dickpics from grindr but i never got to any of them. Pisses me off
This guy was a 10/10. Probably a catfish
> be 24
> only blew off a 50 yr old when 23
> he lasted like 5 min top
> sex date with a 44 yr old daddy tomorrow morning (13 hours from now)
> he is coming to my place
> has my address and shit
Nervous as fcuk and don't know what to do or how to please him?? Just don't know what the fuck to do? Blow him off or jusr blow the deal off??
>>1326405
Go to a drug store or a pharmacy and buy propranolol/ inderal
Take 40-50mgs and wait for an hour
You wont feel anxious or nervous for the next 6-8 hours.
>>1326407
i don't know where you live, but you need a prescription in the US for that
>>1326407
TY /hm/ro, but my country, Norway, like to decide what what's good or bad for me... unfortunately they think this is bad, so i have to buy it illegally, but don't have time for that.
But ty.. last time i was on xanax, didn' care at all!!
>>1326409
Sure where i live i need a prescription too, but its such a common medication that you may be able to talk to the pharmacist and convince him you need it for like a major presentation or something really important. Theyll understand.
>>1326412
I know this is true for spain, us and other eu countries, but norway and sweden is even more nazi than fucking germany :(
>>1326407
I got prescribed Propranalol for my panic attacks, got a bunch left over. Worth anything in the UK?
>>1326417
Just keep it. You never know when you need to be calm for something else you need.
Wew, tgif
>be me, two weeks ago
>guy with no prof pic hits me up
>checks stats
>white, 6'2" 185 athletic, bi closet "experimenting"
>skeptical but I start messaging
>obligatory basic responses
>ask for pics, he doesn't want to give a face because he's in the closet but sends body shot
>8/10 body, dick shot
>reply with mine
>"okay OP, let's do this. I can host"
>exited, can't wait to bottom
>get to his apartment
>knock on door
>slow open to a dark apartment, lingering smell of weed and cigarettes
>walk inside, can't see shit
>find the couch and he come up to me, starts feeling me up and pulls at my pants
>eyes get adjusted to darkness
>look down and see 2/10 anorexic 20 year old slobbering on my dick, possibly weighing 130 at most
>Yikes this is gross
>triy to imagine different guy, not working
>bony arms reach to my nipples with the noise of him slurping on my penis like ramen noodles
>ok, nope
>get up, pulls pants up, grabs shirt
>raspy, high pitched voice: "am I doing something wrong?"
>"nah you're just not who you said you were"
>"oh...can I make it up to you?"
>cringe
>leave house without saying another word
>>1326697
That sounds like a wonderful experience!
>>1326686
Reeks of sti. But why is he so hot...
>tfw downloaded DaddyHunt and immediately found an awesome guy
>deleted all my gay hookup apps, me and him start dating
>everythings going great
>just went on vacation together
Life is good
>>1326773
Post more info
>How did your first meet go?
>How was your holiday?
>Does he pay for most things?
>What's he like?
>What's the sex like?
>>1326761
Thought the same thing, but he's on PrEP so he's tested regularly
>>1326778
>How did your first meet go?
It was actually super awkward and didn't go well at all. I'm not a very experience bottom and his dick looked smaller in pictures, I tried bottoming for him but it didn't work out because his dick is 6" uncut but also really girthy.
>How was your holiday?
It was great, we went to Costa Rica. I don't want to divulge any details because reasons, but it was phenomenal.
>Does he pay for most things?
Nope. I don't let him, he offers to pay for things but I also insist on paying for myself. I feel bad if he pays. For the trip I paid my way, paid for my ticket, and we split the accommodations.
>What's he like?
He's a really fucking great guy. Despite what you'd expect from someone doing the job he does, which for his privacy I won't divulge, he's a total sweetheart.
>What's the sex like?
Honestly, it's hard for the both of us to have sex with each other outside of oral and jerking each other off. We're both trying to become versatile for each other, but since we're both rather well endowed it's painful. But we're working on it and it's been going good.
>>1326697
Next time, get the guy's snapchat beforehand to make sure he is who he says he is. I always do that if I'm not able to find their facebook or instagram or something to confirm their identity
Fucking hell guys, i'm new to grindr, hell i only sucked my first cock on Wednesday,
But fuck me i've been overrun with people wanting to fuck
I honestly don't know how to handle 10+ people at a time asking what i'm doing today and if I can come over to fuck them,
Like I have multiple people i'm chatting with giving me addresses/Snapchat and I'm trying to keep up but I just don't remember half the fucking people I talked to
Everyone has stupid fucking thow-away snapchats and I keep sending my cock to the wrong people
How the fuck do you guys cope with 100's of guys wanting to shove their cocks in your throat every day
>talking to multiple guys on grindr that I would love to plow
>end up arranging a hook-up with a guy I don't remember today
>drive all the way in there
>some fat 22 year old i have never seen before is down for it
>he doesn't look like any pictures that I have seen of anyone from grindr
>feel too awkward to back away from situation
>decide to fuck him anyway
>can't cum
>end up jerking myself off next to him watching porn
>help
I think i'm doing this wrong
This hot fucking loser
I know you post here don't even pretend you don't see this flippur
>>1326697
he just wanted love.......
>>1326697
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1474769092
I saw my regular out with his wife and kids at Costco the other day it was so fucking awkward
>>1323440
Fucking brutal
kek my sides
>>1324498
"Look at me. Im AIDS now"
>>1326761
>>1326686
Checking back in:
We had hot and sweaty car sex after he worked out. Dominant as fuck and knew exactly what he wanted, crazy hot and the decors voice.
>tfw flying back to school and have to wait till summer to be owned by this sexy ass mofo
Can write up a slightly more detailed post later if anyone is interested
>>1327441
does he ever fuck?
Uhhh...any tips /hm/ for a virgin?
>>1327888
>any tips
just chat with people for now.
get to know them.
if there is someone you really like, make plans to meet them in a public place.
when you know someone you like and trust, initiate sex with them.
condoms are your friend.
>>1327892
Condoms are a must for me. What should i do though if they ask for facepics right way? What are some do's and don'ts?
>>1327888
>any tips
give full convo and i'll land you his dick within 5 fucking minutes
So I started Grindr Four days ago
Is it wrong of me that I want to fuck every single one of them?
Had sex with three guys already, eager for more, loving it man,
All three guys i've met were really nice and caring/ willing to show me what to do carefully
Tried anal for the first time yesterday, I'm way too tight though to get it in, fucking felt great though,
Might swing by the sex shop and buy introductory ass toys
What's the best way to find someone I can give head to while being discreet and anonymous? I love sucking and getting my face cummed on/throat cummed in, but I can't go to gay bars or anything so it's just hard to find people.
>>1323440
>>1327979
Youre gonna get aids and herpes . Good luck u slut
>>1328157
>slut-shaming
>on a porn site
pls go
>>1328171
>doing things only sluts do
>don't wanna be called a slut
You also shouldn't call people who make music musicians, or people who act actors.
>>1328177
Not the same guy... But why do queens care so fucking much about other fags being "sluts" or not? First, its an insult given to women, and secondly dudes are SUPPOSED to have as much sex as possible! When was the last time a bunch of guys were hanging out and they started giving each other shit about having too much sex? Get off your high horse, and get laid.
>>1328177
i don't care if you call me a slut.
but you don't know if i'll get herpes or aids.
you're just jealous because you're too ugly to get laid. you try and ruin every thread with your negativity. fuck off. nobody wants you here.
>>1321949
That was rape
>>1328177
Should probably remember what you do with your own dick before judging someone else's, girl.
>>1328182
I like how that guy stood up for my slut comment.
But seriously thats just asking to spread some diseases around
I have been on grindr hookups. But i only do it with complete virgins.
>>1326405
How did it go?
>>1327659
write it up!
>>1321949
so many claiming rape, but if the guy is calling you back...? maybe the bitch had that in his fantasy.
>>1328727
Turns out he didnt test recently. No good.
>>1328733
Kk
>He hits me up in grindr
>starting doing my usual shtick, act more innocent than I am
>older guys in particle eat that shit up
>we go back and forth for a while and eventually move to text
>text for a few hours too
>decide to meet up
Next day before we meet up
>realize can't meet up because of some family shit
>afraid he's going to call me a flake be a use older guys are also kind of crazy like that
>beyond cute about the whole thing, and tells me it's alright and we'll do it another time
Fast Forward to yesterday morning
>agreed to meet up by a gym close to my place
>He works out and I meet him there
>I park in the lot behind the gym he swings his car around to meet me
>we meet eyes when he parks
>diamonds.jpg
>get out of the car and go over to him
>instantly have a crush
>he's even cuter than his pics
>Looks less douchey and just so huggable
>cutest fucking smile ever
>one that knows what it wants and how to get it
>letsgetdowbtobusiness.avi
Cont.
>>1328795
>He lives far away and I can't host so we go to some close by apartments and park towards the back
>puts the car in Park and before I have time to register he's already grabbed my head and we're making out
>crazy agressive kisser, sticking his tongue down my throat, chewing on my lips, literally sucking my face
>grabbing my hair and feeling me up the entire time
>grabs his bulge and pulls his shorts down
>He's free balling
>beautiful cock, perfect length and girth
>start downing it down my throat
>he's pushing my head down and fingerings my hole
>talking dirty to me, telling me how good of a boy I am
>swap between giving head and making out for a minute
>then he literally flips me over in the front seat so he can fuck me
>ohshitiwasnotexpectingthis.png
>console is in the way so it didn't work at all
>grabs me and throws me to the back seat
>on all 4s and he just slips in me
>usually not this good of a bottom but I'm ready to for this dick right now
>pumping into me fast, drops his torso on my back so I'm supporting all of him while he pounds me
>pulls out and flips me over again so I'm my back
>slides in
>I fucking hate getting fucked on my back, shit always hurts
>my underwear wasn't even off so he contort himself around through it instead of just taking them off
>still feels decent but when he pushes till the base of his shaft it hurts alot
>He noticed this and starts backing off
>He keeps pounding me like this for a bit
>all the while we're dirty talking each other
>he's really into dom/sub, bdsm, and general fetish stuff, so I'm telling him he owns my hole and how I'm his boy
>he's telling me how good of a boy I am, how tight my hole is, etc
Cont.
>>1328797
>He starts speeding up
>weallknowwherethisisgoing
>I'm totally into it now, he's pushing all the way in no problem
>He starts breathing heavily
>already sweating everywhere and his veins are bulging
>puts one hand on my neck and the other in my chest
>stares into my eyes for a second
>falls down and squeezes me hard and I ferl him cum
>breathing so heavily
>gets back up and tells me to cum
>his cock is still in me and I do it instantly
>sit there for a minute and just stare at each other
>cleanuptime.gif
>fhe entire car is fogged out by him and I
>he's actually dripping sweat which is beyond hot
>He tries to grab and towel but is still stuck in the underwear trap he made
>fails miserably trying to get out and we both laugh
>gets the towel and we clean up
>get clothes back on and get in the front seat
>He starts driving back to the gym
>we make out all the way
>parks by my car and asks "who owns that hole"
>you sir
>we make out again for another couple mins
>grabs my neck again and pushes me away
>be good back at school kiddo
>get out of the car, get in mine, and immezdialtey get his load out of me
Overall 10/10, he was so fucking hot and the cutest personality. It goes without saying that this summer should be pretty fun, or whenever he can actually own me.
Now let all the moral fags and nasty old Queens start berating me for having raw sex and a kinky sex life
>>1328801
I just hope that you and him are clean tho
>>1328817
Ye bb, hes on PrEP and gets tested regularly. I'm not but test regularly .
>>1327324
Just chat with a few or just one guy at a time instead of trying to chat with everyone. They aren't going anywhere anytime soon. Also, if you go to their place or something and they are not whom they say are or don't look as the person they gave you pics of, then I say forget them.
>>1327593
that feeling when...it's happened to quite a few of us, and in reverse, too
when you're out with your family and then you and a guy you hooked up with see each other
i had to rush over to my dad's house a handful of years ago; he was having a stroke and my mom was barely functional and out of it
when i got there and figured out what was going on, i called the EM service and they sent out an ambulance: one of the firemen/emergency medical techs was a guy i'd met on craigslist a year before and we'd hooked up
i recognised him straight off and then halfway through questioning me and taking care of my dad, he realised who i was
awkward, yes, but we were both focused on helping my dad, so...manageable, but during the rest of the conversation, i kept picturing him face-down on my couch and coffee table and i started throwing wood
not the time to be reminded of these things
that moment when a passing random hookup suddenly intrudes into your real life
Man, I kinda really wanna use Grindr, but I'm closeted and there are too many fags I know out there, who might out me before I feel comfortable doing it. I should just move cities or something -.-
>>1329001
What a stupid idea.
>>1329001
It's almost like you can choose who you talk to ...
>>1329001
i'm in the same situation. i can't post a face pic because people (fags) immediately start messaging me (oh, i thought you were straight? how come you never came out in high school?) and i don't have answers for them and i'm not attracted to them. if i block them then they start talking about me on feisbu and acting all shitty towards me.
if i don't have a face pic then everyone thinks i'm a creepy old man.
i have tried using body pics but sometimes they get deleted by grindr for being to racy or whatever. i have tried using pics with my face obscured by a hoodie or a baseball cap or a handkerchief with varying degrees of success.
so far the best way is to just not use a pic and then send it to people who i want to talk to within the first message so they can tell i'm not hideous or an axe murderer. i have to do a lot more work messaging people since noone messages me without a pic but that is ultimately the best solution.
have hooked up with several other closeted guys this way. usually i meet them in a parking lot and if they are hideous i can drive away and it feels safer that way (i was raped as a kid and still have issues around personal security.)
>>1328460
lol how gullible are you? Finding complete virgins on a hook up site? Please you can't be that dumb.
>>1322445
are you autistic
>>1322907
ASK THEIR HEIGHT THEN
>>1323442
FUCKING CONSTANTLY
>>1323670
wow, you're actually dumb
you do realise you could've literally just been murdered
