So /hm/ what would be the title to your dream porno? Who would you cast in it?
"Not Starring OP"
>>1381979
I was actually scouting locations today, looking for urban or industrial settings for amateur spic thug on white forced I am thinking about making with someone..
Unfortunately, homeless camps ruined my two best locations, although at least one may be salvageable. It has two be a one or two at most fixed camera shoots, and while an ally or tunnel can stand on its own, the industrial setting only works in wide shots, so I will have to work on that.
I have to check them again at night, naturally, since I will have to use ambient light.
Its nothing especially unique. Just very rough dirty sex in grimey settings; the set up is cute in a 'found footage' sort of way. I have a fetish for industrial settings or urban wastelands.
I was also scouting for places along a rail line for some exhibitionism, where I'm sucking him off as a passenger train runs by. Lighting would be a challenge because it has to be natural and, due to schedules, at night So finding a lit spot can be tricky.
With a decent location and some real action, you can bring anything to life with just a little ad lib and an outline. The trick to amateur is not to get obsessed with the technical aspects. If its loud and hard enough, it doesn't have to be perfect.
I'm also floating an idea where some thug gets blown through a chain link fence in a similar setting.
>>1381979
Oh man Rhys Wakefield is so fucking hot!
>>1382022
He's got this very cheeky naughty boy charm to him, like he's always getting away with something or can charm his way out of trouble, he has such scheming eyes. It's so hot. I wish he was in porn. anyone know any porn actors who look like him with similar eyes and smile?
Guys who I would cast (all of legal age, naturally) would be: Thomas Sangster and Isaac Hempstead Wright. With these two, you could get a GOT set up. Wouldn't mind seeing Asa Butterfield thrown into the mix.
"A Saint and Lust".
Starring:
-Me as the Saint.
-Cody Christian as innocent farm boy.
-Freddie Storma as devoted monk #1
-Alex Pettyfer as devoted monk #2
-Kevin Warhol as curious cherub.
>>1381979
>So /hm/ what would be the title to your dream porno? Who would you cast in it?
Spit-roasting Johnny Rapid. Starring John Rapid, a Celebrity Chef and a giant rotisserie barbecue. Me, too--I'd pour on lighter fluid and strike the match. Men.com could shell out 2 million and serve the barbecue to Justin Bieber.
>>1381988
>I'm also floating an idea where some thug gets blown through a chain link fence in a similar setting.
how...original....
>>1382022
I'd cast a porn called
HollyWOOD and cast in it Zac Efron, Brenton Thwaites, Colton Haynes, Matt Bomer, and just for fun this guy anon mentioned Rhys Wakefield. It will be a jollyGOOD time.
Nick Jonas and Tom Felton are a loving, happy couple until Brenton Thwaites moves in next door. He is constantly outside working shirtless and sweaty, and he is very aggressively friendly towards Nick. Although he doesn't directly express any attraction, he is very flirtatious and affectionate with Nick but not with Tom. The two become close and Nick begins fantasizing about Brenton.
Tom notices this and becomes worried that he's losing Nick, so he makes an effort to be more sexual and loving. But Nick keeps thinking about Brenton during these encounters. He even looks out the window while fucking Tom one night and sees Brenton watching them from next door. Rather than being freaked out, Nick is aroused, and he keeps fucking Tom with more enthusiasm while maintaining eye contact with Brenton, who starts to rub himself and undress. Watching Brenton jerk off fully naked, Nick closes his eyes to savor the pleasure, but when he opens them there is no sign of anyone in the window. He is startled and abruptly stops fucking Tom, who was about to cum. Nick is distracted and doesn't pay attention to Tom, who can't understand what's wrong. Eventually he gets angry and leaves the room, while Nick sits there trying to figure out if Brenton was really there or if it was his imagination.
Tom feels as if they are about to break up. As a last resort, he gets a friend of a friend (Bryce Harper) to come over for a surprise threesome. At first Nick is really into the idea, and Bryce quickly has them all naked. They take turns blowing and fucking each other, and eventually Nick steps back and strokes himself watching Bryce fuck Tom's brains out. He eggs them on, telling them repeatedly to go faster and harder, and eventually both of them cum. Nick keeps stroking, but can't bring himself to finish. Tom and Bryce both offer to help but Nick goes off by himself to the bathroom to finish jerking off, thinking about Brenton. When he comes back from the bathroom, both of them are gone.
>>1382721
(cont)
Nick is upset that his relationship appears to be over. The next morning, as he lays in bed distressed, there is a knock on the door. It's Brenton, smiley and chipper. They talk for a minute, with Nick starting to cheer up in spite of things just from being around his crush. They joke around and flirt like always.
Eventually Brenton mentions that Tom asked him to come over to pick up some things so that Tom wouldn't have to go back to the house. Nick is shocked that Brenton knew he broke up with Tom but didn't react or say anything. He becomes angry with Brenton, saying that he is responsible for the break up and knew what he was doing the whole time. Brenton seems unconcerned with Nick's anger and makes advances on him, saying that without Tom around they can do whatever they want.
Nick, still angry, goes along with it. As they begin to hook up he is scowling and rough and aggressive, which Brenton seems to enjoy. It gets progressively more violent, culminating in Nick hatefucking Brenton so hard his eyes bulge and snot comes out of his nose. Nick screams as he cums.
They lay back on the bed, both exhausted and struggling to catch their breath, with Brenton looking like he was just strangled to within an inch of his life. As their breathing returns to normal, they look at each other and begin to kiss, rubbing each other affectionately the way Nick and Tom used to at the start of the movie.
>>1382721
>Brenton Thwaites
what is it with out-of-control eyebrows?
looks like a young colin farell.
Midget Orgy with Peter Dinklage and Jordan Prentice
>>1382756
10/10
You win the thread.
goddammit I like the cut of your jib, baby. Get this man a crew and a budget.
>>1381979
Title: Skrunkgus and the Ball Fondlers
Directed by Neil Breen
Written by George RR Martin
Starring: Gaben, Hot Wheels, Jihadi John, and a group of anonymous latin american meat packing glitterati.
Special guest: Milo Yianopolus
Special special guest: m00t (doesn't act, just cucks)
>>1382756
>2 people is an orgy
>>1382768
Story:
YOUR NAME: JOHN FUCBUMM
YOUR MISSION: BUMFUCKERY
>>1382771
>Midget orgy
>with
>WITH
>Peter Dinklage and Jordan Prentice
>implying other unnamed midgets
Roman Ragazzi topping Zeb Atlas.
That is all.
>>1381979
>"SLAV SLUTS"
>A HIDEO KOJIMA PORNO
>WRITTEN BY: HIDEO KOJIMA
>DIRECTED BY: HIDEO KOJIMA
>STARRING:
>NOAH MATTOUS
>THE 18TH SOVIET BATTALION
(It's a gangbang)
>>1382844
Gotta throw Norman Reedus in there, man.
http://www.redtube.com/265363
I'd just do some faux nature documentary of "wild homosexuals mating" with some qt zoologist who finds himself in the middle of a gay orgy.
>>1383061
>wild homosexuals
Will a gay version of Ash Ketchum come out to catch them?
>>1384171
An adult gay Ash Ketchum that is, cathcing em all while singing gotta fuck em all.
The Exorcism Of The Slutboy
Bump for what is probably the greatest thread on /hm/ ever. At least the most original.
I'd do a remake of that guy who fucked a hot pocket but with a twinkie instead: twink metaporn!
No more wild ideas? I'm slightly disappointed /hm/
