anyone knows where this picture is from? it's him with a dildo. He just needs to do gay porn already!
>>1314537
What does he do? Who is he? Can't find any info on him. Is he famous?
>>1314548
He was a pretty cute guy before he got those AWFUL tattoos (I like tattoos and I think his are just hideous) he made youtube videos about working out or some shit.
Then he did a cam whore video where heate his own cum. That didn't even make him that famous, what made him famous was the video he did where he talked about it and how terrible it is that everyone thinks he's gay now because of it.
He's either a class A troll or in some kind of weird denial while simultaneously sharing it on the Internet.
>>1314582
i can confirm he is just a really weird guy. emotional problems, etc. source: i followed him on facebook for years
>>1314537
Sauce?
>>1314537
Dammit I need sauce on this!
>>1315084
on the video you mouth breather
>>1315121
Then don't ask for the source, dumbfuck, ask for the video
What the literal hell is going on with so many people screaming "sauce" lately?
>>1315135
reddit and 9gag tourists
>>1314582
he also fucked (badly) a REALLY ugly ho to 'prove' how straight he was
guy's just busy wrecking his life one bite at a time
he's in complete denial, not just in the closet like some say
>>1314537
Michael Hoffman just needs to get fucked rough by a really hung dude and have the vid leaked on pornhub.
>>1315135
>lately
Where is the video?!??
>>1315317
just wait. he just tweeted OP's pic out 12 hours ago. give it a week and it will be on sexflexible or one of the other blog sites.
>>1314582
Ohh this is him.. So now he's fucking himself with a dildo?
Does he just not care anymore
>>1315475
>Does he just not care anymore
he's not the brightest bulb in the box
think of jimmy clay, for fuck's sake
these guys are so much in denial; the only people they're fooling is themselves and not bright enough to realize it
he won't be happy until he has an actual boyfriend and can accept what he actually wants
come to think of it: jimmy clay would be the perfect boyfriend for him--both of them have fucked up their skin with ugly tatts, too
Fuck, need the sauce on this
dude is retard but so fucking hoot
>>1315290
And you still don't get what I'm saying. I'm asking where the hell are all these people asking for "sauce" all of a sudden. 4chan's always had them but it's like the influx of them has either increased or it's one person with a lot of time on his hands going to different threads.
>>1315596
Summer is coming
Still no luck huh?
>>1315596
>>1315948
>I'm asking where the hell are all these people asking for "sauce" all of a sudden. 4chan's always had them but it's like the influx of them has either increased or it's one person with a lot of time on his hands going to different threads
it's like fucking muslims
you see them from time to time, then one day, wake up and they're fucking everywhere and all the stupid women wearing hijabs and get all offended if you say hi to them
fuck the sauce-boys
fuck the mudslimes
patiently waiting for that video.
Someone link the video please.
>>1315240
This. Please god. Satan.
>>1316623
back to pol with you.
>>1317886
we're merging pol with /hm and a couple others
this is a hostile takeover
we have a sleeper agent amongst the mods; she's going to take them all out just before the blitz
ein volk, ein chan, ein modfuhrer
from a /dongs/ thread: "I emailed sex flexible and who ever replied said that the person who manages their "leaked" kind of content had some family emergency and had been gone for the last 2 weeks.
They said they could post the latest m hoff vids but the dildo one (which i guess they do have) will have to come later. They didn't say if they had any of the others and I asked but haven't gotten a reply yet."
>>1314537
His tattoos are absolutely disgusting. That's a shame because he was pretty hot before he covered his body with them.
>>1318278
>he was pretty hot before he covered his body with them
same could be said of most guys and grilles with tatts, particularly the overall moto hey-look-at-me tatts
>>1314537
plea to all of /hm-dom:
please, somebody fuck this guy already and make an honest faggot out of him before he wrecks his body and his dignity any more than he already has
otherwise, he's eventually going to go THIS far (pic related)
>>1318390
It's too late, we've already seen him peak and go downhill. I'd still fuck him, but he's definitely just try hard, white trash now.
>>1318389
>same could be said of most guys and grilles with tatts
Well if they choose dumb tattos like he did. Family guy and some other cartoon on his leg, Its like he just paid the artist and let the guy draw whatever he wanted on him.
>>1318390
He's already got tats and fucks skanks, it's too late, he's Justin Biebering his way into mediocre white trash.
>>1314537
Jesus fuck just go to myvidster you vapid cunts
>>1319425
there's a new "jerk and cum 13" out, but you can't find the dildo vid on myvidster. maybe dp a simple fucking search before acting like an insufferable twat-san.
>>1319455
waiting on the inevitable 'fisting' vid that must follow
>>1318390
He's like the character "Rickety Cricket" from Its Always Sunny in Philly. He keeps showing up, and each time he does, he looks more and more fucked up than the last time.
>>1314537
His face kinda reminds me of that "oh shit I'm sorry" guy, except slightly hairy all around.
Bump? Has anybody found the video yet?
>>1319500
ok but pre-fire, pre-meth rickety cricket is cute
>>1319754
Lazy fuck, Google "MyVidster Jerk and Cum 13", it's not that hard. The video isn't that hot though, either. If he's able to make enough money from these thirsty fucks to be worth putting himself out there, more power to him I guess.
>>1319803
you're the lazy fuck who is spreading misinformation. did you even watch that video? he 100% does not fuck himself with a dildo during it.
>>1319816
> spreading misinformation
Anyway, my bad.
Wonder how long until he starts escorting.
>>1319803
holy shit, this video is really uncomfortable.
>>1319788
I always give it to that actor for playing a hideously deformed meth head well. He's pretty cute desu.
>>1317904
/pol/ is absolutely filled with "Str8 but you can suck me off" fellas.
>>1320037
Yep, zero charisma, horribly awkward. I think his only future is in laying there while creepy old men eat his ass or suck his dick for money.
He looks like a gay Randy Orton. I like it.
itt jealous queens in denial about this hunk of man
>>1320074
>tfw you've managed to get things going with one of them
such a cute one too
>>1320389
god no, Orton is actually hot. Hoffman looks like hes been eaten alive by drugs.
>>1319979
>until he starts
he's already well known for scorting old mans , that's his main income
>>1319979
he already is you dumb nigger
>>1320456
link info
>>1320438
if true, even sadder....
>>1320389
Holy shit Randy Orton has gotten even hotter with age.
As for Michael Hoffman, the magic is pretty much gone. First I knew him as a bodybuilder muscle cocktease, and when he first posed nude it was exciting. Now he has so many jerkoff videos it's hard to keep track of them. He's hot, but there are thousands of guys hotter than him making homemade porn nowadays. He doesn't stand out anymore, he just blends in to the background noise of all the other camwhores.
>>1320641
still, it would be a hot one-off to see him and brent everett trade asses bareback, maybe a 3-way with pena
better than the stupid flame-war they ran awhile back
>>1320645
True. Mostly it's the solo stuff that gets boring.
I would really like to see him in a bdsm video or something extreme like that. Fingers crossed that he's short on his rent sometime soon.
>>1320664
>Fingers crossed that he's short on his rent sometime soon
kek
thus begins most bad gay4pay vids
this pics works for me: i just imagine chris meloni strapping down michael hoffman and raping his ass
>>1320672
who's the top in this pic?
>>1314582
>>1314548
He used to have lots of pictures posing on the internet because of his fit body.
Then he started doing some teases but still not showing cock/ass
Then he literally went full blown homo and released many videos and pictures of himself naked, ass spread and taking dildos.
Guy is a total slut and he loves it.
All that's missing how is for him to take lots of roids and blow up those muscles even more to complete the dumb muscleslut look.
Can't wait!
You can easily see how big of a muscleswhore he is here
http://justmichaelahoffman.tumblr.com/
anything?
Remember when he was just starting out, before all the embarrassingly inappropriate vids, the stupid tattoos and 'supplements' took their toll?
The stupid pretty boys (you know the type--Jimmy Clay, Michael Hoffman, Justin Bieber) seem to get pulled in to all the wrong choices and they're all pretty much in denial publicly and to themselves about what they fancy
At least Johnny Rapid doesn't have any tattoos, but white trash is white trash
Maybe some enterprising soul should lock Justin Bieber, Johnny Rapid, Michael Hoffman and Jimmy Clay in a beach house together with a vat of lube and tell them to figure shite out
I'd PAY to watch that nightmare
>>1327153
Ayyy lmao
This make me kek
>>1327153
>Remember when he was just starting out, before all the embarrassingly inappropriate vids, the stupid tattoos and 'supplements' took their toll?
yes :(
>>1327153
>I'd PAY to watch that nightmare
I read that in a queeney voice
>>1327396
>>1327270
kek
i was aiming for THIS dude's voice...
>>1327419
>>1327396
>>1327396
the american flag hanging above this fiasco makes it ten times worse
i used to fuck a guy from texas, total white trash, i-own-a-jeep-and-chew-tobacco redneck rebel
guy was hardcore weight-lifter with his pantry stocked with supplements and body mags in his bathroom, but turned into a total grille in bed, begging me to fuck his 'pussy' and talking in a little girl's voice
he had a texas flag hanging above his headboard, making it even more twilight zone
some things just don't go together
michael hoffman is just desecrating the flag
