Anyone ever tried to self-masturbate with objects like bananas,cucumber or anything else?
>>1290950
Yeah it was awesome
>self masturbate
Don't fuck with food source, it's just gross.
I sometimes do it with a cucumber lmao. Bananas can break so easily so it's not even worth a try.
>>1291158
Squash lyfe
>>1291169
not using melon
>>1290950
hairbrush handle works good
>>1291216
So does a blow torch.
I like sticking razors in my butt
screwdriver anyone?
>>1290950
cucumber have the right size
>>1291253
>cucumber have the right size
Insane. Have fun being laughed at at the ER after it slips out of your distracted hands in the throes of passion.
>>1291256
baka, I'm not putting the whole thing in my butt (yet) : it's too long. I was talking about the girth.
>>1291251
Been there done that
oh fucks sake, buy a dildo.
>>1291413
This. They're not even that expensive, some of the cheapies anyways.
>>1291436
but then my mommy or daddy might find it
>>1291599
Do you think mommy and daddy have not noticed the way you lust for that cucumber in the kitchen ?
Go Kik this gay guy up at bgriss
>>1291969
didn't think so
You kids ever consider buying a dildo?
Also
>self masterbation
Started out on hairbrush handles, screwdrivers, I used a huge flashlight once (4 D-batteries)
Is really gross and I'm ashamed to admit it, but I used a toilet brush handle once
I bought a 9 inch vibrator which I used for a long time, but I threw it out about 4 months ago when I moved into my apartment. I share with friends and sleep in the livingroom
Haven't had anything in my ass since then
>>1291981
cucumbers are better for the environment, these people are heros
>>1291982
>once
That's a lie I used it more than a few times
>>1290950
I used a cucumber. It was too big so I rounded all the sides and then put a condom on it. I would suggest a room temperature one (not cold) or it'll be uncomfortable.
I use my disposable electric toothbrush, the Oral-B Pulsar. It's pretty great. Wrap it in a condom, stick it up your hole, and go to town. It's lovely.
Thanks for the reminder, anon.
>>1291988
Get a regular carrot and break off the pointy end, that worked for me since I can't buy my own dildos.
>>1290950
I use bottles full of hot water.
When I want something really deep I use the handle of a bathtub scrubber to go as far as possible.
Had a plastic candy cane, one of those ones filled with small candies. The lid was phallic shaped. Used that before actually buying real toys.
>>1290950
i like the feel of a musket turns a regular dildo session into russian roulette
>>1292008
masturbated with this last night
i think it was the best orgasm i've had yet
thank sagian anon
>>1292075
Remind me never to take a bath at your house
Used to used the handle end of a toothbrush (the bristle end if I was feeling kinky)
