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The best ones are the ones nor showing his face.
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his vine teases were good. showed cock....lost some fans
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Poor thing looks like he could never get it hard enough to get it in.
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>>1278188
Sauce?
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>>1278485
Yeah he has kind of a donkey face, nice body and godly cock though
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10/10 body
10/10 cock
3/10 face, especially with those fucking ugly and scary expressions

Looks downright stupid, too. I bet he's just the kind of guy you use as a living dildo and little else. The definition of guilty pleasure.
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>>1278188
This board.
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>>1278524
Wrong picture
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>>1278188
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>>1278199
>uncut

What a waste.
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>>1278524
Are you surprised? Nerdy internet folk are always saying how hot people are ugly or how disinterested they would be to make themselves feel better. This is not specific to 4chan.
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>>1278526
>not* uncut
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>>1278188
Yeah he's ugly as hell. You want to see some real hotties, go to the Fat Boys or Rubber Latex Gimps threads.

>i'm fat and uncut and ugly and everyone makes me feel insecure
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fucking hot.
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Every fucking comment here is saying he has a godly cock and body, anons.

Jesus fucking shit, you're acting like we're saying he's absolute trash. We're not. We're saying his face is inversely proportionate to how attractive the rest of his body is. Which is fucking true

Now if you could just stop bitching about other people bitching (inb4 it's what I'm doing, when I'm bitching at your hypocrisy) and just accept some people don't like his donkey face, that'd be rad
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His face is sexy

Everything about him is sexy.

Ugly thirsty bitches ITT
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>>1278738
Thank you for your subjective opinion on the aesthetic qualities of a person's face
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>>1278526
He's cut and even if he weren't, why would it be a waste?
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Can we get more pics and gifs like the op intended, Jake Orion is hot af
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Oh, that face. Damn.

Nice everything else, though.
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>>1278485
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>>1278922

the trifecta: perfect cock, perfect body, perfect face is very rare. only one i can think of at the moment is leo alexander and he is a lousy top.

jake has 2 out of 3 and his face is not that bad compared to most guys with perfect bodies and huge cocks.

if he got a little bit of plastic surgery (is it the nose or what that makes him look less hot?) he could be perfect.

anyone know how tall he is? is there porn of him fucking?

personally, i wish he was uncut and over 6'4" but i guess god doesn't give everything to one person (except maybe ryan gosling) because everyone has flaws.

anyone know of a perfect sex god?
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>>1278935
>is there porn of him fucking?

yes, but he is fucking a girl :(

http://www.xxxamateurporn.xxx/vod/models/477291/
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His cock is not that big people.
My bf has a cock like that.
It curves down when it is hard so it looks like it is soft but it is really hard. He can get a hardon in the showers and it just looks like he has a huge soft cock. His cock is only like 8.5 inches but everyone thinks it is like 10 because most cocks are under 6 inches soft.

You can see Jake's cock from this angle and it is barely only two hands-widths long which can't be much more than 8 inches which is bigger than most but not huge.
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>>1278935
>plastic surgery (is it the nose

It is the buck-teeth and the nose. He has the air of a mouth-breather. It could be fixed.
He's almost handsome when his mouth is shut.
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>>1278935
>anyone know how tall he is?

His insta says he's 6 foot so he's probably 5'10"
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>>1278941

His twitter says he's 'bicurious' which probably means gay for pay.

https://twitter.com/jakeorion93
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he's hotter with a moustache
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There are way too many people on this thread criticizing his face. The majority of you fags look like shit yourselves so what's the deal?
Don't say someone looks like a donkey if you look like living breathing shit yourself.
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>>1279205
>only chefs can tell if food is bad or good
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>>1278935
>if he got a little bit of plastic surgery (is it the nose or what that makes him look less hot?) he could be perfect.

No. Then he would be the new Justin Jedlica.
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I dont know wtf you all are bitching about. His face might not be sexy but its definitely cute. Not bad looking AT ALL you bitchy fucks.
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I'm about that big but tiny flaccid. Is there a way to increase flaccid size?
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>>1279323
surgery. it only increases flaccid size.
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>>1279323
>>1279686

my cock was noticeably bigger flaccid when i was on a cycle of anabolic steroids. normally about 4" soft. it gets to be around 6" soft when i'm on a cycle.

don't do steroids unless you know how to protect your liver and take breaks between cycles to allow your body to recover. also, you won't make any muscle gains unless you work out hard and eat right. if you do it right, though, it increases your sex drive 1000% and makes you a helluva lot more confident and outgoing and gives you a great-looking body. you have to work to maintain it and you can have depression/low sex drive between cycles. also, some dudes get ragey/violent which can interfere with relationships/work.
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>>1278947
I know. But i think we all know it is not soft.

That said. Cured down cocks look much bigger than any other cock because its lenght from above looks much bigger.
My ex had a cock like that too. When measured from above it was 10inches, and from below it was only 8inches, and when pressed down on a flat surface it was just 8.9inches. The difference is higher the thicker the cock.

Now someone please post southpark dick measurement rules and calculations.
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>>1279767
can we have some stats about height/weight before/after?
did you lose hard length over time?
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>>1279205
>only politicians can have any say in politics
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>>1278947
>8.5 inches
>Not that big
Do you even know what the american average is? Stupid queen.
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>>1280160

did you say ''just'' 8.9 inches? are you fucking retarded? so your boyfriend is bigger than danny d and still looks bigger than he actually is?
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>>1280403
On the internet, everything is small
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>>1280403
I wasn't saying it is not big.
8inches is definetly over the 99 percentile.
I was saying that my ex had a dick like that, cured down and kinda fat.

"I had an ex with a big dick"
"wow such a queen size, so dumb, stupid queen, huh huh so fucking retarded!"

... the fuck is wrong with people?
Be glad if you have an average dick. Don't go bashing on others because of their choice/luck
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>>1280446
>is a size queen
>"maybe YOU'RE the real size queen"
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His asshole is gaping wide yet there's no videos of him getting fucked, unless you count the dildo videos. He's hot but he needs to do videos with people!
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