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Pictures of guys with different sized cocks side-by-side, or outright comparing.
If you've ever compared, feel free to tell the story.
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>>1256208
Sauce please!
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>>1256200
Size difference story

>be 27 year old self (white, tall)
>friends with swimmer's build little korean guy, named John
>John invites me and my other friend (Mark, also tall and white) to gym
>we'll be joining other friends at bar later, but decide to go beforehand
>workout takes longer than expected, both Mark and i have to go home and get ready first
>John insists we just shower there so we save time
>Mark and i reluctantly agree
>get a locker next to Mark; John is a few rows over
>can tell that Mark is nervous
>both Mark and i finally take off boxers and we're both tiny soft, kind of relieved to be honest
>John walks up to us as we're about to head into shower and we all go silent
>John, the little korean dude, is fucking massive
>seriously, dude is long and kinda thick soft
>both Mark and I go totally silent, my face must be red as fuck at this point
>John has to try hard to not laugh
>can tell that another dude has noticed our ridiculous size difference and wants to laugh, too
>rest of the night later at the bar, John keeps dropping comments about size, smallness, other bullshit
>avoid going with him to the gym again
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Half of these look photoshopped or are a flaccid guy standing next to a dude with a semi.
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>>1256745
which is you?
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Plz moar
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>>1257085
seems legit
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>>1256745
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>>1257112
indeed it does. males with smaller penises are supposed to submit to those with big ones. thus it can be considered an evolutionary advantage for them to receive greater pleasure from the prostate.
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>>1257062
sauce on that glorious cock?
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>>1256203
Fuck this one is hot
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnzYG0ZkrXg
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>>1257474
>male submitting to male
>'evolutionary advantage'
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>>1257474
>porn blog comments
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>>1257655
i love comical songs
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>>1257474
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>>1256319
Lol that sucks. That girl knows who she's fucking
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>>1257064
Nasty scar on that dick
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>>1257066

>the mother penis is protective of her cub, seldom allowing her young to venture far from the nest
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>>1259577
I honestly laughed out loud at this. All my keks go to you, anon
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>>1256200
FYI - When he's hard, guy on left would be bigger than guy on right, he's obviously a grower not a show-er.
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>>1256745
The dick on the right is the exact same size as mine :c
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>>1261054
>spotted the small dicked manlet
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>>1261026
I'd want to experience the one on the left.
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>be me
>about 13
>two best friends at the time
>one is 14, the other is 16
>one day sleep over
>we're always horny and talk about sex and girls and dicks a lot
>say I'm 17cm long
>one friend 'don't believe you'
>'I am'
>we all pull our Cocks out
>I am longest, and second thickest
>older friend has a beautiful cock with an intoxocating smell
>other friend has pencil dick
>jack each other off
>proceed to jack each other off every time we're alone for the next three years
>one day older dares me to lick others penis
>get on knees, mouth 2 inches from cock
>chicken out
>fast forward a few months
>me and older alone together
>pull Cocks out
>I'm jacking him, I'm horny af
>he grabs my head and forces it onto his cock
>suck like a champ
>he gets up 'I have to go to the toilet'
>comes back
>none of us ever do anything ever again
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>second semester in college dorms
>roommate is cute, reserved nerdy type, probably a head shorter than me
>he's probably awkward about nudity, never even seen him shirtless
>bet he has a small cock, too
>one day, he's out of the room and I go take a shower
>when done, realize I forgot my towel
>walk back out to room naked
>when i open the door, realize he's back
>must not have heard me in the shower, he's out here naked, changing
>immediately look down
>holy SHIT
>he's massive soft, maybe 6 inches, probably three times my size
>can tell he just wants to start laughing
>i freeze and say nothing for a few moments
>i finally move and start looking for my towel
>shit, can't find it
>he comes over to me and starts talking, asking about some class
>as he's talking, he occasionally scratches his junk which just makes it all jiggle
>so fucking embarrassed, probably turning red and experiencing some shrinkage
>finally find towel and dry off, get dressed fast
>he takes his fucking time
>afterwards, he starts walking around in boxer briefs often and making sure to talk to me when he is, especially if i'm sitting and his cock is eye level
>turned on by this kind of shit ever since
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>>1257064
Geez and I thought I have a bad scar...
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>>1257088
>kekold sessions
Literally what /pol/ warned us about.
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>>1261987
Why do fat people always have little dicks? Is it because they have little esteem which makes them dgaf about what they eat?
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>>1262012
what's kekold?
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>>1262019
>Why do fat people always have little dicks?

they don't

>>1262099
>what's kekold?

google kekold
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>>1262205
>google kekold

it looks like 4chan is changing the word because it was overused on /pol/

google c u c k o l d
without the spaces
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>>1262205
>they dont
he means why do 99% of fat people have small dicks. It's true and you know it.
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>>1262238
>why do 99% of fat people have small dicks

maybe they eat instead of go to the gym and have sex because they're depressed that they have small dicks?
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>>1262019

They have little dicks cos half of it is covered in their nasty FUPAs.
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>>1256737
who is this guy? I have a video with him since years ago and never seen him until this pic
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guess who is the top?
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>>1262524
This. I think they call it "buried penis." *shiver*
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>Be 19 college sophomore.
>Roommate is closest friend from freshman year 5' 10' 160, curly hair, kinda skinny fat.
>I've always been a bit of an exhibitionist, lay on futon in boxers with dick showing through bottom, stay naked after shower, etc...
>Knew roommate had seen me a dozen times but had never seen his.
>One morning I'm "sleeping" when he comes back from showering.
>I'm watching from my loft while he's at his closet when he takes off his towel to reveal a god damn monster.
>Half hard (he knew I was watching?? missedopportunities.jpg) 8" kinda skinny.
>He stays naked a solid 5 minutes while he walks around the room collecting his clothes.
>Never show off dick to him again.
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>>1262652
Looks like he showed you, pussy.
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>>1261105
Found the perma-virgin who's never handled any cock besides his own.
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>>1261397
more of this, fuck
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>>1262587
Why even bother at that point? Your cock is jutting out. You may as well just whip it out.
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>>1261083
>tfw
Bruh
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>>1256321

where does this come from?
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I know it's just one but it's mine fuck it
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>>1263864
would do them both, desu
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>>1263921
"The Crescent Club", Helix.
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1. on public pool and sauna with my 11 yo brother and his friends, i was 18 so i might to be in charge of group of kids but 5 out of 7 (10-13 y.o.) was bigger than me, my brother too. one of them was bigger soft than im hard.. im 4.7 in hard and 3.2 soft
2. my GF told me. I was 17 then, she was 15, and my (other) brother was 13 and some day show his dick to her. she told me he was about 14 cm (5.5 inches) limp, and she knew that i was 12 cm hard... abuout year later I found it was actually true when I cought him jerking in bathroom. Then he was 14 years old and about 19 cm (7.5 inches) hard
3. worst day ever. I caught my gf cheating on me when we were on holidays with her family and their friends. friends had son, almost 15. I saw he was f**k!ing her, doggy, with his 20cm(8in) cock, i was 20 and my gf was 17 at the time
4. this year I was on vacation in France, once on nude beach I pick place near to 3 french milfs with their children, I heard they laughed a lot cause I was smaller then most of their sons. in fact they were really big for their age.
5. same nude beach, group of 4 young chicks near to me naked, age 17-24, they didn't know im polish too, so they were talking loudly, laughing about my dick, especially the youngest (17) and the hotest by the way. I was hard 3/4 of that time:P
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>Be 18
>Chilling with a guy I met on Grindr
>When push comes to serve, we both want to top
>He’s pretty insistent
>Lets me know that he has more experience (he’s 25)
>Jokingly mention that I’m probably bigger
>Wanna bet, anon?
>Why not
>Winner fucks the looser, okay?
>Begin to measure up
>I’m about 6’1
>Fucker is about half an inch bigger
>Has this stupid grin on his face
>You ready anon?
>Fuck it, a bet’s a bet

Continue?
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>>1264996
Yes please
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>>1264996

>he grabs my hand and tells me to stand up
>Starts to kiss my neck
>grabs my hoody and pulls it off
>Jeans are already unbuttoned because of the bet
>Pulls them down to my ankles
>grabs the back of my head and nudges me against the wall
>begins to apply lube
>Slowly begins to penetrate me
>Start to jack myself off while he fucks me
>Slaps my hand away
>Says he wants me to cum like his bitch
>usually not into this but I’m really horny at this stage so I go with it
>twenty minutes in and I get this overwhelming prostate orgasm
>He pulls out when he hears me moaning
>rotates me towards him and tells me to get on my knees
>So fucking horny at this point so without any hesitation, I drop to my knees
>Start sucking him off like there is no tomorrow
>Can feel his cock throbbing in my mouth
>Know he’s about to cum so I pull out
>he grabs the top of my head
>Not now, anon. I want you to swallow
>really caught up in the moment so I start suck him off again
>cums straight into my mouth
>You like that anon, right?
>Feeling so submissive and horny so I just nod my head
>tells me to get on all fours
>fingers my prostate for like an hour
>starts to talk dirty to me during this
>a little cringe worthy when it comes to the degrading dirty talk but I really don’t give a fuck
>continue to have these really intense prostate orgasms until he has to leave for work

Probably the best sexual experience I’ve ever had.
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>>1264996
>>1265023
>"tops"
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>>1259458
Ha hopefully she will get hung guy to fuck her on the side
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>>1262019
It's because fat tissue in the stomach breaks down testosterone so if someone is overweight when they're younger it can effect development as well as fertility
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>>1262945
I have a similar experience

>24, new to office job
>other guy the same age is hired at the same time
>guy is fucking annoying; kind of hot, but he's a manlet and a total try hard
>constantly brown-nosing and showing off what he knows in meetings, even tries talking over me
>he's a manlet though, so i always put him in his place

>one day, at a local gym, head into the showers
>holy shit, manlet is here
>look down, this dude has an enormous cock, maybe 5 inches flaccid versus my own one
>he starts laughing and tells me, "guess i'm not the shortest one in the office now"
>turn bright red and try to avoid him
>he gets me into a long-ass conversation
>entire time i'm showering and getting dressed, he's talking to me while scratching, playing with, or brushing something against his cock
>now he's even more obnoxious at work and continues to find me in the showers at the gym
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>drinking with a friend at a gay bar one night
>friend starts talking to some dude
>leaves me alone standing at the bar
>Tall handsome blond guy, broad shoulders, thin hips, about my age comes up to me
>tells me i have a nice ass
>makes small talk for a few minutes
>i'm a little drunk and have to pee really bad
>excuse myself and go to the bathroom
>big trough urinal with a mirror above it
>scared someone will come in - can't pee
>tall guy comes in, stands next to me
>hauls out what must be 6 inches of soft beautiful meat
>starts pissing like a race horse
>i'm standing there with my 2 inches in my hand not pissing
>he looks at my cock and laughs and says 'is the little guy pee shy?' then slaps my ass while still pissing a huge stream
>i zip up and go into a stall and sit down to pee
>next thing i know the tall guy pushes open the stall door and is standing in front of me
>'want some coke?' he asks me and pulls out a baggie and a straw
>i say no and he ignores me and shuts and locks the door behind him then turns around and sticks the straw into the baggie
>his cock is in his jeans and hanging down one leg, bulging out the denim inches from my face
>he holds the straw full of coke under my nose and says 'here, snort this' so i do (peer pressure)
>it burns my nostrils but gives me a little buzz and a thrill down my spine
>'you wanna suck my cock?' he asks unzipping his fly and hauling out his schlong
>it hangs in front of me and the head and base start to swell leaving the middle of his shaft thinner so it looks like a figure 8
>then the middle suddenly swells out and i realize his hole cock is hard and starting to stand out in front of him
>the head of his cock slowly lifts up and brushes my cheek
>'suck it' he says runnin his hand in my hair 'you know you want to'
>i take the head in my mouth and he groans and thrusts forward sliding his cock down into my throat 'that's what i needed man' he sighs and grabs my head with both hands and starts pumping slowly
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>i'm trying to breath between strokes and not gag when he goes deep
>i can smell his balls as they slap on my chin and they smell awesome like irish spring soap and manliness
>he stops and looks down at me and i realize my cock is hard and sticking up
>'your little guy likes it' he says indicating my cock 'i think he likes big cocks'
>he starts unbuttoning his shirt and i can see that he has an amazing body, muscular with a nice amount of hair on his chest and belly
>he rubs his hands down his torso while his cock rests in my mouth
>'is this what you needed? a big cock in your mouth, boy?' he asks me
>i'm embarrassed but, yeah it is exactly what i needed so i nod and resume sucking his cock
>he fucks my throat for a few more minutes then pulls out and jacks it until he squirts a big wet load all over the wall of the stall.
>'jerk your cock, i wanna see you cum' he tells me
>i lean back and jerk my dick looking at his long dick hanging there in front of me dripping a long string of cum, and i shoot a load on my belly
>he leans down and kisses me on the mouth then laughs and says 'you taste like dick'
>he puts his cock away and says 'thanks, i needed that' then asks me for my number
>he called me the next day and we ended up being boyfriends for 5 years
>he was way out of my league (i'm 6/10 he's 9/10) and i got jealous because there were always guys (and girls) chasing him, calling up at all hours of the night and i found out he was having a lot of sex with other people, some of them were my friends at the time and i finally couldn't take it anymore
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>>1267239

What a jerk, he fucked girls behind your back too?
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>>1267244
yeah, he fucked a girl he worked with that came to a new years eve party we had at our house. they were doing E and i caught them in our bed after everyone had left and i was done cleaning up the empty bottles and i thought he had gone to bed and i was going to get into bed with him and he was on top of her fucking the shit out of her and she was moaning like a cat in heat. i think he wanted me to catch them because he used to always joke about making me suck the pussy juice off his big cock after that.

he also fucked a girl in her hotel room when we were on vacation in hawaii and he was gone all night and then she had breakfast with us the next day (he invited her after we had been hanging out with her and her boyfriend on the beach and i thought we were all just friends) and she told me what happened when he was in the bathroom. at first i thought she was just being a bitch but when i asked him about it he admitted it and said he was horny and i was lucky that he stayed with him and that i should be glad he fucked me and of course i was heartbroken but i was too far in love with him to make intelligent choices at that point so i got him to promise not to do it again and he said he loved me and that it was just a 'slip up' and that it wouldn't happen again. i honestly think she seduced him and he just really gets off on being wanted so he fucked her. her bf never found out as far as i know, thank god.
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>>1267327
>cheats multiple times
>says one time it was a 'slip up'
>SHE SEDUCED HIM I SWEAR

If a guy you're with can be seduced away from you multiple times thats already a red flag. But that's not what's happening here: he's actively choosing to fuck bitches and you're on this "but i love him" shit? Lmao enjoy your STD's kek
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>>1267327
any pics?
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>>1265477
>fat tissue in the stomach breaks down testosterone
>/hm/ doing science
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>>1264996
I've always wanted to do something like this.
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>>1267976
i always say 'whoever has the biggest cock is the top'
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>>1265058
hue
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>>1268908

Where is the uncensored?
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>>1269529
K m8.
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>>1269529

i hate this shit, genetics happen for a reason, he has a larger cock while flaccid and hard because of the need to cool the body down, and keep the reproductive organs in a cooler state.

white people have to keep their reproductive organs closer to their bodies and therefore maintain their reproductive status.

don't worry about size, i have had from 9 inches and up, to 4.5 inches etc, in my mouth on my head, in my ass, in my hands.

dick is dick is dick. I'm 6/6,5 inches (15,5/16 cm) and guess what!!!! No one complains, 134 people and counting (I'm 22)
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>>1269697
for it not to be big deal you sure are defensive. no one gives a shit either way
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>>1269699
>no one gives a shit either way
about dick size? gurl you know nothing about gay. i cant tell you how many times i've been texting fags and their first question is "how big"
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http://www.xvideos.com/video737701/boy_with_sex_toys_gets_his_ass_fucked_hard_1_

A hot video with a tiny-cocked twink bottoming
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>>1269697
>134 people and counting (I'm 22)
:/
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>>1269697
>i'm 6-6.5 inches

lol You magically grow and lose half an inch? Also for someone who is telling others not to worry about dick, you sure feel strong as shit about it.

>124 people
>22 years old

Bonafide grade A1 slut.
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>>1256200
Straight coworker comparison story.

>be me
>be 21
>mex/american avergae guy
>college student with office job
>coworker 32, tall skinny white stoner
>he's really chill, neck beard, str8 has a daughter
>have a mutual friend who does porn
>me bring her up casually
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>go to coworkers house to smoke after work
>bring up pornstar friend
>say I would never do porn
>friend says he would
>ask who his favorite pornstar is
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>mine Mia Khalifa
>claims he doesn't know her
>start showing videos on smartphone
>friend jokes about putting it on TV
>awkwardly encourage him to put it on
>he does
>we watch Mia get railed by huge cock for a while, he excuses himself to go wank
>I tell him I should leave since it's his place
>he was going to fap in his room so he could still watch the movie
>he then awkwardly says 'unless you're cool with me pulling it out right here'
>nervously agreed
>he pulls out his massive uncut veiny white cock 9" cock with the biggest mushroom head
>huge bush, big balls
>I pull out my 7" cut and we wank
>I kept peaking and he caught me
>I said 'damn man, wtf?'
>he laughed and slapped his thick cock down in his hand
>kept fapping
>I watched him cum on his stomach
>then he watched me cum on mine
>we cleaned up, smoked again
>saw him the next day at work
>neither of us ever spoke about it again
This was back in 2011.
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>>1269894
The whole experience was really awkward. We are both openly "straight" but I think we were both just curious.
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>>1269767
It's actually not unheard of for people with low blood flow, I've witnessed it first hand. Depending on a lot of things blood flow can change, mostly how many times they're jerked off in the last 8 hours.
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>>1257474
this is so fucking stupid i can't, go roleplay somewhere else.
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>>1263931
>>1263945
>comparison thread
>posts one dick, even worse it's there own
>acknowledges that it doesn't match the thread subject
>posts anyway
>not even good looking dick
>not even good pics
the fuck is wrong with you
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>>1270193
faggot
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>>1256331
Shh...don't ruin it
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>>1269699
lol it's the #1 thing fags give a shit about
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>>1256200
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>>1256319

NO PUSSY ALLOWED ON /hm/

Mods please BAN
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>>1256737

How can you have a size DIFFERENCE when there is just one dick?
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>>1257060

Well that one winrars
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>>1269894
can we elaborate a bit more please because ive fapped to this twice already... like full on novel version plz
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>>1272496
Fuck you
Get over it
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>>1273225
I assumed he meant the one on the right with the goggles. That is a wierd looking ftm-like dick.
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>>1272888
Certainly.

He's 32, like 6'3" pasty white boy. Works quietly all day with his headphones. Very shy, doesn't think he's good looking. He's got huge hands and thick fingers so I knew he had a big one. Plus, he would noticeably bulge every now and then.

So we're watching porn, I was side-peeping for a boner but didn't see one. And he says "alright" and gets up, and I asked where you going? He said "gonna go take care of business" and made a loose jerking motion with his hand. So I immediately stand up and say 'no man I'll take off, it's your house, I'll go," rambling on about how he should get to watch porn in his living room in his house. Then he was just like "I mean, unless it's cool if I just whip it out here" and I paused for a second and was like "shit I don't mind" (to be continued)
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>>1273273
(Continued)

So he unzips his cargo pants and pulls out his dick like its nothing. He was thick and long. I'm not that experienced, but it's the biggest I've ever seen in person. First thing I see is this huge brown bush. He lifted up his shirt and he has really nice abs, and a happy/treasure trail. His dick was longer and a little thicker than mine. I was watching him out of the corner of my eye while we fapped and he kept looking over at my face to see if I was looking. Eventually, we both turned at the same time and I got a good look at his cock. He was proud of his cock, and he ate up my reaction. I was fascinated for a second, assumed he had a big cock, but it was huge, uncut, thick with veins. His foreskin came all the way down around his head, no freaky mutations. I was like 'wtf man? Are you serious? That thing is huge' or something like that. He was smirking and slapped it down in his hand. I was too nervous to try anything, so I just kept watching the porn. After a few minutes he started breathing heavy and closed his eyes (I think he did it so I could watch) and he came on his abs, he had a lot of really thick, white cum. He let out such a deep moan when he came. Then I started cumming, so I closed my eyes and let out a very soft moan, and I could feel him watching me. Then he got up and went to the kitchen to wash off his stomach. I went to the bathroom, we came back out into the living room, smoked weed in the garage, and I went home.
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>>1271757
It's kind of the truth. Any guy that's ever been on the fence about me topping them gave up their reservations when they see I have a much bigger cock than them. A lotta gays wanna say they've taken a huge cock I guess...
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>>1257088
The hell is wrong with that white guys dick?
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>>1274491

i'm a bottom and for me a big cock feels better.
guys with little cocks sometimes fuck really fast like rabbits and it is like jabbing you and can hurt. a guy with a big cock is usually more experienced and knows he has to take his time and go slow to get it in and not hurt his partner too much. also, like big tits it is a symbol of sex. a guy with a big cock just seems more masculine and 'alpha' i don't know why.
long skinny cocks can hurt but they are fun to try and deepthroat though usually they make me puke even when i'm trying not to. long thick cocks can't even get in my throat and so i usually just let them fuck me which is way better for me because my butt doesn't have a gag reflex (although there is a point where really long cocks can hit inside me that feels like it might rip something if they go any deeper)
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>>1274598
the curse of the irish
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>>1274599
Bottomed for the first time last week. He was smaller than me, and I think that I'm average (~15.5/16cm//6.2 inches).
I did not feel much while he was going slow, but it did feel good while he was going faster. Unfortunately that "faster" did not last long enough to get me even close to cumming...

Now I'm searching for something bigger.

BTW, which sizes ranges would you put for S/M/L/XL/XXL?

I'd say I'm M, but according to some scales I've seen, I'd be a low L...
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>>1273281
slow clap for making me cum yet again.
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>>1274897
S: <5.5
M: 5.5-6.5
L: 6.5-7.5
XL: 7.5-8.5
XXL: 8.5+

Add .5 if girth is above 5.5, subtract .5 if girth is below 4.5
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>>1275604
I wouldn't say a 5 inch dick is small and I wouldn't say a 6.6 is large. This scale is wrong.
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>>1275622
tiny dick detected
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>>1269529
kuks and their idiotic racist projections.
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>>1275664
how the fuck have you deduce that??
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>>1269697
>134 people and counting (I'm 22
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>>1269763
I'm turning 30 this week and my partner count is 33.

My boss is 56 and his count is 4.

Do what you want. Everyone else.
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>>1275604

your scale is a bit wrong by the last global survey conducted lol.
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>>1274897
This is why I bottom :(

5" dick
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>>1275799
Wow I'm 18 and have the same count as your 56 yr old boss.
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>>1256200
grew up middle of five brothers
i used to compare my size against my second oldest brother and my immediately younger brother
started about when i was 13
we were just wrestling around ( in boxers since thats what the boys in my family rock when were home and not going anywhere)
> mine popped out of the that hole in the front
> brother saw and called me short
> told him it gets bigger
> kept making fun of me
> grabbed his shorts and pulled them down
> he was bigger of course
> told you you were small anon
> told him it gets bigger i swear
> still smaller then mine anon
> proceed to show him
> he shows me his as well
> still bigger then me
> younger brother walks in and like mot yougner sibling wants to be involved
> proceeds to pull pants down and show us his
> fuck i was smaller then him too
> turns out i got the genetic crapshoot in the family, smaller then all of my brothers once we all went through puberty
also compared with some friends in the pool locker room one day

and my cousin when i stayed a week at their house when i was 16
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>>1275947
Harrasing? How?
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>>1274594
Oh shit I watched this video. The top is gorgeous, and the bottom is such a massive slut.
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>>1256200
All the pics are tiny because it's more difficult to edit a hi-res pic.
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>>1275151
if not shop, sauce?
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>>1269894
>>1273273
>>1273281
UPDATE.

So my coworker works from home now, has for the past 4 months now, so I haven't seen him. He came into the office on Tuesday to do some training (growing his hair out and it looks good), we went for a smoke break.

As we were catching up, he invited me over to his house to smoke again. I agreed, as I've been really hot for him since I posted our comparison story. So I went to his house Wednesday, after work and we smoked and played PS3 for a while, and I was starting to lose hope that anything was going to happen.

Game over, so we go into the garage again and I ask if he's dating right now. Say it's because I need someone to live vicariously through right now. He said he wasn't, claims he hasn't gotten much play.

Him: "Nah bro, I haven't even been out with a chick in over a year"
Me: "Dude, just walk around with your dick out, that'll bring them in, you're fucking hung."
Him: Laughs and says "I wish it was that easy, for real"

He started explaining how he feels like all women are pieces of shit (baby mama is crazy), and how he would rather be single, as he's packing a bowl.

I'm listening while I'm pulling up some porn on my phone. Searched for Latinas and showed him my phone and kinda smirked.
Me: "Dude, if my dick was as big as yours I would just find someone off craigslist and destroy her pussy"
Him: "Hahaha! All the girls I've ever fucked could take most of it though. Getting head sucks though since it's so thick."
Me: "Haha, chicks suck at giving head anyway."

He paused and looked at me a little confused, but he was smirking.
(To be continued)
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>>1277328
(Continued)
He looked at me a kinda smiled and asked "Have you ever sucked a dick before?"

I kinda got busted at that point, so I was like "Bro never say anything..."
Him: "No I won't say anything."
Me: "I have, once in college when I was drunk as fuck."

He raised both eyebrows and was still smiling, kinda a "wtf I can't believe this shit" but he was still smirking. Then he flat out asked "Do you want to try to suck mine?"
I started laughing and he kinda looked nervous (it seemed like he thought he went too far), then I agreed. "Yeah man, I'll suck your cock."

We went back inside because it was cold as fuck in the garage. I had my hands in my pockets to 1. Adjust my boner, 2. Warm my hands because they were ice cold due to nerves. He went straight to the couch and dropped his pants. His dick was soft, still had a huge bush, and he pulled his shirt back over his head. I moved his coffee table back and got on my knees and started sucking his soft cock. He got hard pretty fast, and was moaning a little. He put his hand on the back of my head and was really gentle how he guided me around his cock. I was so hard but I didn't want him to know, and after maybe 5-7 minutes of sucking him he started to get really verbal. He had a really deep voice and he kept repeating shit like: "Mmm, take that cock" and "Yeah, you like that don't you?" — then he asked if I wanted him to cum in my mouth.

I pull back for a second and start to jerk him. "Do you want to cum in my mouth?" — "I actually kinda want to fuck you."

I don't know why, but I panicked and started kissing him. He went to take off my pants and I had to tell him I couldn't let him fuck me this time. I need to prepare for that cock. Then he asked if he could suck mine, I agreed. Stood up and pulled it out, while he sat on the couch. Then I ran my fingers through his hair while he sucked me for like 20 seconds before I got back down on my knees to finish him off.
(To be continued)
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>>1277329
(Continued)

When he came, he started breathing really heavy and said "Mmm, fuck here it comes..." I kept my motion and took his nut in my mouth. It was really bitter, but so fucking hot. I pulled a move from porn and started rubbing his pulsating cock all over my mouth and face.

He kept saying fuck. Then he got up and went to the kitchen to clean up, again I went to the bathroom. We came back and I asked how he liked it and he said "Shit man it was one of the best I've had... I want to fuck your bubble butt one of these days though"

I said maybe next time. Then he asked if I wanted him to put on porn so I could jerk. I agreed and we started watching porn, I was jerking (clothed), then he pulled his dick out again and started stroking it. I looked at it and he asked "Round two?"
Me: "For sure man"

I sucked him off for a while, he came and his dick was immediately sensitive, swallowed the second time, much cleaner. Then I was like: "Damn man, it's late I gtg." He thanked me for "helping him out" and said we can't tell anyone, I agreed and we smoked a cigarette out front before I went home.
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>>1274475
Sauce?
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>>1261083
me too, feels bad
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>>1256745

can you post a pic of your bf's cock?
pleeease?
for science.
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>>1279831
sources?
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>>1277331
Moar
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>>1257474
oh my kek
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>>1279895
What the actual fuck
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Comparing sizes.
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>>1274607
im actually irish and my dick's big.
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>>1282223
>>1282230
>>1282232
>>1282233
>>1282234
>>1282235
>>1282236
>>1282237
Go to bed, grandpa. You're grossing everybody out.
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>>1282488
your grandma was raped by vikings
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>>1269529
White is hotter anyway. And he wouldn't rob you after.
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>>1276035
bit late but... sauce?
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>>1269529

guy on the left is 6' 4" and has a big dick
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>>1282653
Proof?
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>>1282653
Proof?
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>>1282712
>>1282719
Goddamnit, ignore these.
>>1282697
Proof?
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>>1282738
Why is that dude white but his dick is black?
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>>1282740
Race mixing gives you black dick.
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>>1259577
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>>1283155
>Anonymous

Oh gosh. Left dick looks like it could belong to me little brother. Great body, average face but smaller than average cock. =/
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>>1283265
>Left dick looks like it could belong to me little brother.
Typical 4chan. we can't even quarantine the incest-iness to one thread
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Back when I was a teen one of my buddies and decided to compare dick sizes. We worked ourselves up and then did a side by size head on comparison. I was a bit smaller than him and we ended up jerking each other off and slapping our cocks together.
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>>1257085
Too bad my prostate is numb as can be. Was i born with a defective prostate? Anyone else not feel anything from butt stuff apart from your whole being penetrated??
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>>1257086
Whatever happened to rick? He was one of my all time favorites
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>>1276805
lol 8"x7" with no proof... sure....
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Forgive them Lord for they know not.
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>>1257058

any more?
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>>1267231
>>1267239
>>1267327

>>1273273
>>1273281

>>1269894
>>1277328
>>1277329
>>1277331


cool stories bros
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>>1256327

korean guys used to all be small, but a lot of american GIs had a lot of illegitimate babies over there during the korean war

now you see some larger-endowed korean guys, particularly in the states

sad to say, but most of the 'hung' korean guys i knew were kinda' tools

your story rings true

over there in korea, they still call american guys 'long noses'
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>>1269968
>>1257474

because: DIAGRAM ! dude

means it's absomolutelyist must be true...

...or maybe you're just talking out yer' prostrate, mate
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>>1259577
actually, it looked more like it was going to overpower and have sex with the smaller one...
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>>1267537

some guys latch onto tools

tools go on being tools

guy doesn't like being used by tools

goes on being used by tools, because he has low self-esteem and the tools know he does

'tools' are supposed to be used, not the other way around

reminding guys with low self-esteem of this does nothing
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>>1269529

the 'mouth breather' on the right may have a bigger tool, but his I.Q. is only slightly higher than a baked potato
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Okay. Story time.

My best friend and I. Both 20 and in college. Total bros. He's super straight and I was still figuring my shit out. I was "straight" (lol).

We were best buds. Did everything together. Ate all of our meals together at commons. Worked out together. Went to parties together. Studied together. You name it... we were essentially attached at the hip. Though, I never saw him completely naked. I see him in speedos, but that's about it.

He was a swimmer all throughout high school, so he had that swimmer's body. Broad shoulders. Super toned. Big arms. The V. Tanned. Admittedly, I always imaged what he looked like naked when I jacked off. It was fun imagining. Was it cut? Uncut? What color was it? Was it big? Bigger than mine? What did it taste like? I wanted to know. I had the fattest crush on him, but it was never going to happen. He loved girls and was obsessed with them.

Anyway, one night we got super drunk at this random frat rush party. Free beer. How could we resist? He was just horny and wanted to bring home a girl. I just went for a good time. The party was at this mansion with 4 floors. Fast forward to the end of the party. Everyone either left, passed out, or hooking up. The place was pretty much empty since it was 3:30am. The girl he was talking to left early, so he was a little bummed out. We were both plastered and talking about how we just wanted to leave and smoke some bud back at the dorms. Randomly, the conversation shifts to how great jacking off feels when you're high, and he mentions he's going to do it right when we get home. Just the thought of it gives me the fattest of boners.
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I awkwardly joke about how that's gross and I don't want him jacking off anywhere near my room. I also throw in a penis jab, noting how he's probably tiny. He acts really offended and says how he's probably bigger than me. Standard penis insults ensue. In our drunken stupor, it got to the point where he said we should just whip it out and settle the argument of who's bigger. I was so fucking hard at this point. It felt like my fantasies were coming true. I've imagined how his penis would look like so many times. I finally get to see it!

It was late and we were just sitting in the basement, waiting for our friends to pick us up. No one was around so we decided to whip it out and compare on the count of 3. In retrospect, that was super fucking risky since we were at a party. Yeah... a couple of drunk geniuses. I was rock hard at this point. I was really worried that he would comment on me being hard straight off the bat, but I was too horny to care. I wanted to do this so fucking bad.

We count down... 1... We unzip. 2... Awkward eye contact (IS THIS REALLY FUCKING HAPPENNING?!). 3... We smirk, putting our thumbs on the elastic bands of our underwear (YES, THIS IS HAPPENING!!).
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We slowly slide both of our dicks out. Cut, like mine. I stared as his mushroom head slowly appeared as he pulled the elastic band down. Oh shit. He was hard too. That came as a huge relief to me. I didn't have to come up with a explanation as to why I was hard. I could have sworn I was going to come at that moment. All the anticipation and build up. Omg. He was so smooth. As to the size... we were the same size -- average. I was a little sad, because I hoped I would be a little bigger. We laughed as we flopped it around, before getting closer to compare.

He was a little thicker. Darker in shade. I stared at it for a while. My eyes traveled up and down his shaft. Aside from the girth, I was kind of surprised how much it looked like mine, with how different everyone's dick was. Same structure. Similar mushroom head. Almost identical circumcision scars. No one said a word. I'm pretty sure he was staring at mine too. I didn't know what to do next. What were you supposed to do next? Put it away? He commented that his was bigger. I called him a liar, getting closer and putting mine right next to his.
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I have a super sensitive dick, so I could feel the warmth of his dick next to mine. It was radiating heat. It turned me on like no other. I went on and on talking about how we were the same size. We compared finer details. How his was straight as an arrow while mine very slightly bent to the left. How we both had a mole at the base (weird coincidence). We even compared our balls. His were way bigger than mine. I kept on talking because I wanted to prolong this position as long as I could. You could see my dick twitch occassionally because I was so hard. Suddenly, we hear a noise and freak out. This was the gayest possible scene to walk into. My heart skipped a beat. In our freak out, he turned around and his dick brushed up against mine. Oh. My. God. It felt so good. His dick was really really hot, probably a result of the alcohol. It turned out it was just some random noise outside, probably from a raccoon. We laughed it off and pulled up our pants. Our ride arrived shortly after, so that was the end of the first time we saw eachother's dicks.

I'm going to remember that moment forever. The first time our dicks touched. It was a sensation like nothing else I've experienced.
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>>1275799
I'm 29 and my count is somewhere around 190-200, been with the same guy since 2012 though.
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>>1287515

and?????
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>>1287519
you should talk about the second time seeing his dick
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>>1290714
They look cute together, they could be an actual couple
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>>1290718
sauce please
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>>1262238
They're so fat that it looks small.
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>>1290718
i remember seeing this old compilation videos with the same big dick guy and now i cant find it :/
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>>1256745
Well we know who the top is there...
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>>1291537

Caleb Moreton
BigDaddy
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