Why don't we have an Evan Peters thread?
>>1245829
For literally what purpose.
There's a difference between having an opinion on how someone looks then there's just being delusional.
>>1245829
Because this board is for handsome men.
>>1245830
Aesthetics is subjective.
There needs to be a rule banning celebrity threads
>>1245831
then when is there so many ugly roided freaks and jigaboos
>>1245829
He's simply too beautiful for /hm/
he is husbando material, fuck all the haters in this thread. i have to suffer through all your faggoty threads about 'youtube celebs' and 'vine stars'. i support you, OP. my salty ass will throw down for evan.
>tfw you will never slip your tongue between his perfect cheeks
>>1245829
Those soul-less shark eyes scare me
>>1245876
>>1245872
Im with you bro. Evan is everything. He's so hot in the new season. I can not get enough of him.
>>1245870
JUST
>>1245895
stop
>>1245846
This.
>>1245831
You know, there's something to be said about actors that are just unbelievably ugly but have so much talent that they're still successful. Then again, this is an Evan Peters thread, so I'm not sure why I even mentioned the word talent here.
>>1245829
because he has fucked lindsay lohan
INSTANT TURNOFF
He's basic as fuck.
But I'll respect others opinions.
He looks like a frog lmao
>>1246622
sick burn brah
>>1245829
>tfw no qt ghost bf to rape then murder you while wearing a latex suit
why even bother breathing?
>>1245829
Fuck yes, he is so beautiful. His face, his smile...
My obsession for him will never die.
>>1245860
>>1245872
>>1245875
Let's be friends.
My problem with Evan Peters is that AHS really tries to sell him as a sex god.
He's cute. He's very cute. And he's got a great ass. But he's not this 'adonis' that AHS makes him out to be. He's not 'unattractive', but sex god? Nah.
>>1247446
>Liking Tate
You don't love yourself, do you?
I will admit, though. Tate apologists may be bad, but they are NOTHING compared to Dandy apologists.
>>1247775
AHS needs to hurry up and put Evan in a gay role.
Also, Coven-Evan ("Kyle"?) was way too adorable.
>>1248171
I was hoping Hotel would fill that role, but it seems like a no.
And Kyle was cute before the whole Frankenstein's Monster thing they did with him. Then he was just naked mannequin that every chick wanted to sit on his dick, which got boring real fast.
I don't know. I wouldn't NOT sleep with him, but the 'lewd' parts get old fast on AHS. Maybe him rubbing up against another dude would intrigue me more.
>>1248177
Was sad when him pretending to be gay in Season 1 didn't go anywhere.
And Franken-Kyle had 2 of the most adorable parts! The part where he childishly states "Dog" (granted he kills it straight after), and the way he stares in wonder when he has headphones put on him.
>>1247775
i've never really gotten a 'sex god' marketing vibe. i think the marketing folks behind AHS know Evan is a bit of a weirdo (also his weight fluctuates)... but what better series for a cabal of weirdos than AHS?
TBH i'm a little bored with ryan murphy's writing. besides evan, all his brunettes look exactly the same. also there's always a bunch of creepy faggots that really reinforce the 'sissy villain' old hollywood stereotype. i mean, did anyone watch any of Scream Queens? i'm all for divisive shows w/ dislikable characters, but that shit was an offensive trainwreck.
>>1248759
>weight fluctuates
I've noticed that. Like, he's never been fat, but Asylum, he had abs at the start. But by Freak Show? He was kind of 'skinnyfat'. Which kind of explained why he didn't have his shirt off half the time, like in Coven.
Still see his ass though. At least that cushion never deflates.
I don't know what's going on in this thread, but I would love to dominate his butthole.
Because we watch american horror story and we see the awful things he's done with that twinky body.
Sexy bump
No love for Evan? Not even young Evan?
>>1253944
MOOOOOOODSS!
>>1254084
Try me, bitch.
>>1253944
Christ, the sexualized since he was a kid. No wonder he's so fucked up and getting the shit beat out of him by Emma Roberts.
>>1254331
>getting the shit beat out of him by Emma Roberts.
wat
>>1254349
She was arrested for it. He didn't press any charges. They kept dating after the events.
http://www.tmz.com/2013/07/16/emma-roberts-domestic-violence-arrest-evan-peters-montreal/
>>1245829
cause he's ugly
>>1254376
They got married
>>1254376
She looks like a fucking biter.
but lmao, I still want to dominate his asshole.
>>1254569
Oh wow! Last I had heard, they broke up.
Evan... Honey... Hasn't anyone told you 'not to fuck crazy'? She's Julia Robert's niece, for fuck's sake. Bad enough she's related to Julia Roberts, but she's the daughter of Julia's even crazier brother!
>>1254673
Well, she's the one doing that now, I guess.
>>1254682
That's pretty hot. You think she pegs him?
>>1254673
>She looks like a fucking biter.
With that mouth and those teeth she looks like a devourer of worlds. Hers and her aunts mouth look like lovecraftian monstrosities.
>>1254858
My fucking sides.
>>1254858
I think she's kinda cute. But that is funny.
