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Dan Nicki your bobbies
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why are the veins on his hand so fucking thick.. god damn.
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digging the titty thread
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Definitely the 2nd best part of men anatomy
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SOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT DAMN IT
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I love this thread
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HOLY FUCK I LOVE THIS FUCKING THREAD
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>>1247394
Currently the best thread on /hm/. This is a shining beacon of how all threads should be
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>>1247176
yea but who is this!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>1247246
sauce? please ;_;
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>>1247271
more like this, please
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>>1247618
I can't find the link but that dude's pecs are wonderful.
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>>1245396
Is that Billy Santoro?
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>>1247948
I like how they focus on his pecs.
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>>1247938
>>1247947
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>>1247950
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>>1247958
Speaking of which, just one question: does ANYONE know the name of this guy? All I know is he has a massaging/pec fucking video with Masaki Koh.
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>>1247246
Please sauce! I used to know where to find this but cant remember anymore ;(
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>>1247281
Thank you.
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>>1247253
This is a screencap from a video of that guy jacking off on Skype. Does anyone have the video or a link? I think there's 2 or 3 of him.
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biggest fucking turn on for me
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Found a source for the asian pec dude:

http://www.gayforit.eu/video/221581/BIG-PECS-Japanese-Muscle-Sex
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>>1248058
To think that Male Breasts Reduction is the most popular male plastic surgery operation in the world...

How many more proofs do you need to see that mankind is mentally ill?

>>1247958
I like to think it's a woman with dick. Or a man with breasts.
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>>1248189
>To think that Male Breast Reduction is the most popular male plastic surgery operation in the world... How many more proofs do you need to see that mankind is mentally ill?
Comparing gynaecomastia to a firm muscular pec is like apples and orange.
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>>1248216
>mammary tissue
>pectoral muscle
False dichotomy.
Choose both.

Pic related:
top row = perfection;
bottom row = Male Pectoral Mutilation.
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>>1248220
Left: perfection.
Right: Male Pectoral Mutilation.
Still looking great though, even after surgery.
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>>1248229
Sure, gynæcomastia is not always pretty. But this applies equally to both genders. And that's not a valid reason for mastectomy... that's a reason for boob enhancement. Somehow, mastectomy is rarely considered as a solution to imperfect breasts in women. That double standard.

If I were the guy in this picture, I would worry more about his bubble belly and double chin than about his big boobs. In fact, I would want to keep the boobs and get rid of everything else. Idiots do the opposite.

And you? If you were forced required to choose:
a) no boobs but all physical defects of this boy,
b) a perfectly formed body with delicious boobs
...what would you prefer?
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>>1248125
Isn't this guy a Randy Blue model or used to be one?
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>>1248245
Speaking about the guy on the left.

This is an example how a disgusting flat chest is disgusting, unredeemed even by muscles if they aren't bulging.

And what's good about nipples that look like two zits?

I'm sure this look is safe in prisons but that's not where I want to live.
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>>1248216
Also this thread includes "moobs", not just "pecs".
Also >>1248058 or >>1248127 aren't pure muscle.
Guess how I'm so sure.
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>>1248245
>I would keep boobs and get rid of everything else.
>Idiots do the opposite.
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>>1248220
>>1248229
>Male Pectoral Mutilation.
And here: Female Pectoral Mutilation.
He would be so hot without transition.
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His problem aren't marvellous breasts. These breasts are merely "the finger that points" to everything else in his body that's wrong. You don't improve the world by cutting the finger that points out evil, do you?
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>>1248220
>>1248229
>>1248245
>>1248272
>>1248280
>>1248290
thank you for ruining a perfect thread.
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>>1248292
1. Well, you can't accuse me of being off-topic.
2. I understand that you like pure-muscle chests. But what about me? Why am I forced to suit other people's categories? Do you think I would be welcome by straight people? Obviously this thread was not perfect for me without some breast softness. It was merely quite nice before I joined.
3. Somebody else could like my pictures. I understand that you don't. But where else can I discover men (and women) attracted to big male boobs? I think this thread is the nearest to that.
4. Even though all pictures that I posted were on-topic, not all were sexy even for me. But they still have a function. Such pictures can be useful for topic charting and comparisons. How can we have any debate and discover alternatives without examples of wrong?
5. I appreciate that you haven't cited >>1248285 as an example of wrong. It adds credibility to your criticism.
6. The good news for you is that I don't have any more examples of big male breasts that transcend your narrow paradigm.
7. But that's what I want. A request: if someone else has them... share them!
8. Meanwhile I will continue posting what else I have on topic. This means the type of pictures that you like.
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>>1248297
>Why am I forced to suit other people's categories?
You aren't. Open your thread for gyno and stop posting that shit in this thread.
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>>1248298
You see? You are doing exactly what you deny doing. You are forcing me to choose between muscles and gyno. The line dividing the two doesn't exist in my mind, only in yours. Where can someone post bodies that have both? Well, OP sounds like this thread is the place for it.

You are like someone who says that I can't post black men in a thread called "men with beautiful eyes" because it's not called "black men". Nevermind that the two aren't mutually exclusive, huh?

See >>1248220
>False dichotomy.
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>>1248312
No the point is that if you want a specific thread for you shitty taste then make one? This is why I fucking hate /hm/, every time there's an on topic thread some faggot ruins it.
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>>1248315
this
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>>1248292
>>1248315
agreed
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>>1248292
Also you shouldn't cite >>1248229 and >>1248220 as examples of wrong because they contain pictures of both gyno and no gyno (which is what you like).

>>1248315
>>1248327
>>1248331
Consider this example. Attached picture is neither muscle nor gyno... it's a third thing: implants. Do we need a third thread for it? If we follow this train, we'll end up with a separate thread for every pair of male tits because there's always something unique to pick on in everything. You must be aware of the "special snowflake" fallacy.

And no, what I want is the opposite of a specific thread. I want a general big male chest thread. There is no reason to presume that this thread isn't it. You seem to want a specific muscle chest thread.

Also calm down, it's my first time in /hm/. Your world has not ended yet :-). I wasn't aware that there were more faggots like me.

People have parcelled the world into discrete mental shoeboxes that correspond only to the biggest minorities (not unlike 4chan boards or the four letters in LGBT) and they chase away anyone who doesn't perfectly fit into those shoeboxes. It's ironic, considered how most of them didn't have their own shoebox until recently because everyone had to fit into the "white heterosexual English male" shoebox or shut up.

Okay, there are already three of you here against me.
1. But might doesn't make right. Down with democracy! Liberty for President!
2. Even if there is only one other user that likes what I like, expansion of your narrow paradigm will have been justified.
3. Catch 22: the reason why there aren't more people who back me could be because you have chased them away. Someone must be the first to break this vicious cycle of self-selection and exclusion. We need to make this place more inclusive to minorities. LOL.
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>>1248298
Gyno is basically moobs/puffy nips so it's pretty on topic.
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Back on topic.
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>>1248352 was an answer to >>1248315 (and a continuation of >>1248335).

Also it wouldn't hurt you if you signalled more often when I happen to post something that you do like, rather than only what you don't like.

So... do you like this picture?

Press 'Y' for "yes" or 'n' for "no".
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>>1247238

Love me some David Laid.
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>>1245367
I would like to point out that I did not post this picture.

It's not pure muscle... and it's beautiful!

I might even marry (no homo).

It's a proof that this thread is relevant to my interests and (by logical extension) that my interests are relevant to this thread.

I think that those breasts are capable of producing milk. I wonder what is the extent of their softness (i.e. in what part they are squishy).
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>>1247241
>Definitely the 2nd best part of men anatomy
And women's too.

I would post some female muscle pecs but I don't want to break this board already strained enough by my paradigm shifting.

I appreciate that mods aren't mindless "delete everything" tyrants.
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>>1246181
Me too got bless
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>>1248374

Plus nobody wants to see that here
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op here
this thread was perfect until >>1248189
didnt mean actual boobs thought the word moobs was enough to keep the tranny and gyno freaks away
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>>1248504
>op here
>this thread was perfect until (You)
1. Please, explain how a few "imperfect" pictures make it impossible for others to post "perfect" pictures.
2. So what's wrong with >>1248359, >>1248312, >>1248297 or >>1248299 ? No one seems to like them and I can't see why.

>thought the word moobs was enough to keep the tranny and gyno freaks away
3. I didn't know 4chan threads were about OP mind reading.
4. Are you absolutely sure there's nothing else besides trannies and gynos that you would like to keep away from this thread? PIC RELATED.
5. At this point, I won't be too surprised if you respond "Yes, no Africans and no Jews please". Do you have no decency or even shame?

>>1248402
>Plus nobody wants to see that here
Argument invalid on several counts.
6. A self-fulfilling prophecy. If we post enough stuff that you don't like, this board will eventually get populated by people who like it.
7. Am I "nobody"?
8. So you don't want gender equality???
9. This thread is about pecs, not men. The fact that it exists on /hm/ is coincidental and probably related to the fact that muscle pecs exist mostly on men. "Mostly"... not "exclusively". Humans don't need to help "mostly" become "exclusively". There is no need to "help" nature in the way of reducing a minority to zero. Minorities exist for a reason: they fulfill the role of a diversity reserve AKA "long tail",* so they can become a majority one day. They are not meant to be exterminated, as fascists would fancy.
10. Female muscle pecs don't differ from male muscle pecs more than Jewish pecs differ from indigenous German pecs. Example: >>1248285. (Not even best.) So why is it acceptable for a pec lover to dislike and expressly disapprove of female pecs? How is it less evil than racism? Are gays even SJW?
11. Judging by how no one else is posting ITT, nobody wants to see anything else either.

You can't beat the power nor the number of my arguments. I'm gayer than thou.

*) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_tail
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Jesus Christ. Stop bumping this thread with your fucking aspie arguments that nobody gives two shits about.

This is why we can't have nice things. Honestly, it's too much to expect that when a pec thread appears at the top of the catalogue, it might actually contain hot new images of pecs. Oh no, let's just have a load of vomit-inducing gyno shit, and some retard spewing utter bollocks.
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>>1248603
>2. So what's wrong with >>1248359, >>1248312, >>1248297 or >>1248299 ? No one seems to like them and I can't see why.

I like them.
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>>1248613
A good [s]goy[/s] gay... Thank you, man!
I owe you one more then.

It's literally eye-popping: everything in the subject is about to pop, including his pecs and his eyes.

>>1248606
Your sagacity is NOT showing, you must sage harder.
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>>1248631
Don't worry fag, this is /hm/, you were destined to come and ruin this thread. Whenever there is an on topic, no discussion thread on /hm/ there will always be some dumb faggot that will come and take that all away.
He will post nontopic pictures and make walls and walls of texts when anybody calls him out for it. It's your will, it is your destiny to be that faggot.
Go on now and ruin other threads my child. There's much work for you
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Holy fuck a perfectly good thread ruined by some turbo fag.
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>>1248688
>Such on-topic.
No, you won't bait me into shitposting... not this time.

>Can't talk.
>#contestprep
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>>1248705
You already ruined the thread. This shitty damage control is just that, shitty damage control. You're proof why we can't have nice things.
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>>1247415
I guess not...
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Seriously, go kill yourself. We'd all be grateful for it.
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>>1248603
Seriously, why are you still posting this shit?
>>>/out/
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post porn

http://www.xvideos.vom/video10993010/huge_pecs_and_dick_sucking_ii
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>>1248709
>already ruined
>damage control
Okay... I will continue ruining it then.

>>1248725
>Seriously, why are you still posting this shit?
1. Because they told me this isn't >>>/r/. Which means, if I want something, I must post it myself first.
2. This "shit" is what I and everyone wants... except you. You're an overexposed minority. I am the voice of majority (even if only by the size of my dick).

>>1248730
That's gyno, how dare you.
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>>1248731
>if I want something, I must post it myself first.
Seeing as you're the ONLY one who wants it, instead of posting it here and shitting up the thread, how about just looking at the images on your own PC and jerking off in peace without wrecking things for everyone else. Wouldn't that be a nice idea?
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>>1248734
>Seeing as you're the ONLY one who wants it
Look: >>1248735. Someone just prove you wrong.
Tasty muscle gyno, just as I wanted!
All my posting is now rewarded.
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>>1248734
I moobs too so that's not shitting up the thread. The autistic walls of text are
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>>1248740
Thank you.

>>1248740
I would dress him like a woman and then ask to do this again.

Then I would collect his semen.

It's clear that collection is overdue.
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>>1248746
Nice legs... that's what I call "a real woman".
If only all women had bodies like this...
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>>1248751
My wife.
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>>1248753
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He ruined their thread.

What now?
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>>1248754
SOURCE??
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>>1248769
Look at that old man in the back behind him!
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>>1248603
op here and.........
i have no idea what any of that jumble of letters is supposed to even begin to mean but like.......... shut the fuck up??? nobody asked???? you seem to get off on some gross ass shit and bitching so go make a thread for those somewhere else where people more than likely dont wanna take the time to waste reading whatever you smack onto the keyboard and call an argument there either guess youll just never win and your mother will never be proud
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anyway
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>>1248730
>>>1247948
Someone always has to post this retard in every single pec thread... his same videos and pictures over and over. Fucking hell.
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>>1248906
Didn't mean to quote the asian pec worship guy. Drunk as hell my bad
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>>1248744
Why are you thanking him you autistic fuck? Men with pecs and slight gyno is fine. men with legit women titties is disgusting. Fuck. Off.
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>>1248908
Glad you clarified. I was wondering what I did.
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>>1248872
>make your own thread
Problem: my fetish is not different from your fetish, it's merely broader in scope. So everything that you post in your thread would belong to my thread. So my thread would become your thread. And our argument would start over again. So why not just make your thread my thread?
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>>1248872
A bonus consideration: the thread that I want is for everybody; the thread that you want is only for YOU and for people who think like YOU. Therefore my thread has more right to exist than your thread.
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>>1248872
You are being homonormative: you are trying to make your personal gynophobia (dislike of gynæcomastia) a public law. You are no better than a homophobic person who says "I don't hate gays but why must they live in the same cities as us?"
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>>1249004
Someone said these were implants. Is it wrong that I don't care?
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>>1249018
Good uncle us good.
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>>1248039
ex en ex ex
video2304078/football_hunk_jack-off
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>>1248872
An idea: if you don't want to attract to your threads people like me, try not posting stuff that I like... and see how it works for you. Or shut up.

>>1248911
Who says so? Allah?

>>1249027 >>1249026 >>1249022 >>1249030
>pics of animals.
Not sure if legal age.

>>1249032
>special snowflake
I have discussed this issue exhaustively in >>1248335:
>You must be aware of the "special snowflake" fallacy.

Sorry for late answer but I was busy encoding this video for you.
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>>1249068
Do you actually think you're right though? You completely derailed this functioning thread (which btw is quite rare on this board) and you proceed to act like you're the victim in all of this.

The entire point of this board is to post pictures for others to enjoy, not post what you only like and get bitchy and preachy when others don't approve. Admit it, you are in the wrong, so kindly fuck off.
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>>1249110
Okay, I think I give up.

I did my part to pave the road for others like me. If there is nobody to walk that road, that's fine too.

>you proceed to act like you're the victim in all of this.
Victim or not, clearly a minority in a minority. As it turns out, some snowflakes actually are special.

Conspiracy mode on: Or 4chan is just part of CIA PSYOP to convince everyone that nobody else thinks like them unless they think like everybody else. (Re Twitter shadowbanning revelation.)
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>>1249114
>I did my part to pave the road for others like me. If there is nobody to walk that road, that's fine too.
You posted pictures of saggy man titties, you didn't start a civil rights movement. After reading the rest of your post I'm now convinced you really are mentally ill/challenged. Thank you for ruining this thread but its time you fuck off.
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>>1249009
lol another photoshop
tim's pecs are nice but nowhere near that huge
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>>1249114
>As it turns out, some snowflakes actually are special.
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>>1249068
Oh dear I'm 21
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>>1248725
grazie enzo <3
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>1249125
https://archive.is/wD7bF
https://reason.com/archives/2015/10/27/shadow-censorship-on-social-media
Yes, CIA wants hands-on control your pecs.

>accused of trying to convince anon that anon is an isolated nutcase
>dismisses accusation by doing exactly that
>continues underestimating the government
>in the post-Snowden era
You could have prevented this.

>>1249344
LOL.

>>1249423
>grazie enzo <3
Okay then, don't fap to my GIF.
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>>1249512 answers >>1249125

>>1249153
>photoshop
Sorry about that. Obviously I'm not dedicated enough to this genre of tits to research it thoroughly in advance of posting.
>Unexamined tits are not worth living.

>>1249361
This one is photoshop. The original "cloud man" >>1249007 is real:
https://youtu.be/dNVL5ZT4tzU

>>1245363
Yeah, so photoshop is now Moobs Category №7:
1. No moobs. (Flat or concave chest, nipples indistinguishable from acne.)
2. Muscle pecs.
3. Gynæcomastia (bitch tits).
4. Synthol pecs.
5. Implants.
6. Female muscle pecs.
7. Photoshops (morphs).
So you, guys, need no less than SEVEN tit threads instead of ONE just to avoid offending your homonormative sensitivities... Do I get it I right? Seriously? Do you actually care whether your request makes sense? Or you just want to stop others fapping to things that you don't fap to?
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>>1249110
>You completely derailed this functioning thread (which btw is quite rare on this board)
Possible culprit: excess œstrogen.
That's what you get with moobs.
Ergo, moob threads are self-defeating.
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>>1249515
Oh, and that's just sexy moobs types. Now let me add some that no person of sane mind can fap to:
8. Obesity moobs.
9. Back boobs.
10. Old-age moobs, sagging skin flaps.

Have a nice morph.
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>>1248741
>gif
HOT DAIM!
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>>1249544
Wait, why did ">gif" get into my post? Ohwell
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>>1249546
You have quoted an image!
You are doing it right!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=It's+not+a+bug,+it's+a+feature
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/its-not-a-defect-its-a-feature
ttps://encyclopediadramatica.se/It's_not_a_bug,_it's_a_feature
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>>1249577
I remember that dude. I saw several videos of him on YouTube. Don't know why someone would do that to their pecs yet I found it strangely hot when he massaged them. He appeared on some TV show in his country and I don't think he's the brightest bulb. He seemed to not have a clue that the other contestants, audience and hosts were making fun of him.
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>>1249797
>Don't know why someone would do that to their pecs
Surprisingly, some people don't like flat chests.

>I don't think he's the brightest bulb. He seemed to not have a clue
What benefit of the whole world's wisdom for a man with flat chest?

>other contestants, audience and hosts were making fun of him.
Did they have a clue what they laughed at?
Dunces laughing at genius, old trope is old.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thoughts_on_Various_Subjects,_Moral_and_Diverting
>When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him.
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Nipple Play Addiction:
http://waveblue52.tumblr.com/archive
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>>1249869
Synthol?
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>>1249869
I don't like my flat chest but, shit, I'm not going to do something to make it bigger that makes me look crazy.
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>>1247618
>>1247989
Clip file name for y'all:
gayasianporn.biz.Hunk-ch_OS-01802
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>>1250089
>for y'all
Why not "for ye"?

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/ye'll
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can this thread go back to normal again if we're lucky the dude might have offed himself
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>>1250414
>can this thread go back to uninteresting
If you want a thread where nothing happens, why have a thread at all? Also you talk as if you don't care what's being posted as long as I'm not here. I don't think you understand what you want.

Look! No picture! Am I doing it right?
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>>1249964
>Synthol?
That's what everyone thinks. And I'm none wiser.

>>1249995
>yes, flat chest is wrong
>but, shit, big chest is wrong
Is this what you mean?
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>>1250444
gayforit eu /video/204582/Erik-Flower
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>>1249995
His tits r suckable
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>>1245371
>>1245368
>>1245367
>>1245392
>>1245397
>>1245398
>>1246461 FUUUAAAARRRRK
>>1247242
>>1247245
>>1247247
>>1247255
>>1248042

>>1247262 FUCK ME with this perfection!

I don't usually like moobs, but some of these are S-E-N-S-A-T-I-O-N-A-L!
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>>1250550
You lead a sad fucking life bro
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>>1250550
guess we werent that lucky
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>>1249423
prego, non ho idea di chi sia l'altro stronzo che fa finta di postare gif.
comunque bello sto thread completamente rovinato da un coglione.
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>>1249023
You're a godsend, anon. Do you happen to have the link to the other jack-off video? There's one where he sits the laptop on the couch and does a full body strip and jacks off after.
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>>1251335
>>>1251243 fucking hot. got more?

>>1250776
>>>1247262 FUCK ME with this perfection! S-E-N-S-A-T-I-O-N-A-L!

These two posts can't be both right.
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>>1251164
oh my god. i want to suck on these nipples so bad...
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>>1251565
Have you tried your mum's?
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>>1251566
Not my mum's, but your mum's. Tasted salty and sad. Explains you.
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>>1251634
That's what I feared... Now I'm going to take a revenge by sucking your boyfriend's nipples.
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>>1251638
Okay?
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>>1251164
wtf how does that even happen
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>>1251704

Why is he doing that self harm?

Doesn't he realize that he doesn't need to trim his chest hair to have a great sexual experience?
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>>1251703
1. Thank you.
2. Source?
3. Looks suspiciously shopped though.
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>>1251738
http://fattitspussyboy.tumblr.com/
He's legit
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>>1251739
Thanks again.

>>1249125
>just saggy man titties
So here's one reason why I think that everybody should follow my suit in prizing >>1251703 even more than >>1251738 : the reason is that even the biggest muscle pecs are not only more common but also [trigger warning][spoiler] easier to obtain* [/spoiler][/trigger warning] than good-quality (not to mention: big) male bitch tits.
*) blasphemy

Any (free and healthy) man can grow muscles; all it takes is dedication "only". But good-quality bitch tits are gifts from God. If science and dedication could create them, every transwoman would have them. Try to deny it.

In this way, bitch tits are more similar to big dick.
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>>1251741
You're literally insane. Please, kill yourself.
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>>1248245
>no boobs but all physical defects of this boy
The only defects on him are his moobs.
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>>1252551
Please don't get him started again. He's obviously retarded yet for some reason believes his opinion is valid and will argue it to death. Most normal thinking adults call this trait "insanity".
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>>1248245
his belly and double chin can be fixed by losing weight, legit tits can't.
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>>1252569

That's too much sagging to go away with weight loss.
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>>1252385
Steve Raider?

His body is literally perfect
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>>1251649
Weird things happen when you're retarded
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>>1252688
And he's back with more weird shit...
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>>1252974
>weird
I AM SO TRIGGERED RIGHT NOW

DIE GYNIST SCUM

HE HAS BIG BEAUTIFUL BREASTS, YOU HAVE A PROBLEM SHITLORD?
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>>1252688
Beautiful. Thank you.
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>>1252977
You have a shitty fetish and nobody cares what you think. Fuck off.
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>>1247969
Found it!

pornhub /view_video.php?viewkey=777706218
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>>1253239
>>1252554
>normal
>nobody
1. Validity by majority.
2. Special definition of "nobody". ("Nobody except people I don't acknowledge.")
Straight woman detected. >>>/pol/

>for some reason believes his opinion is valid
Could it be because his arguments are valid?

>>1252569
Yes.
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>>1252688

who the fuck is that i need everything on him
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>>1253262
And the retarded pyscho is back. Great.
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>>1253267
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>>1252688 reminds me of >>1253269
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>>1252688
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>>1252688
Feels like this is on every thread.
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>>1252554
>Most normal thinking adults call this trait "insanity".
Most normal thinking adults are also homophobic. Has it taught you a lesson? No.

If all gays were like you, homosexuality would still be a crime and a psychiatric disorder. You've mistaken your psychopathy for sanity.

>>1253500
Transsexuals deny that such things are transsexual.
Homosexuals deny that such things are homosexual.
So where does it belong?

Hint: there are no normal people, there are only psychopaths who appropriate everything they touch exclusively for themselves. Most recently, they've got their claws on homosexualism, transsexualism and feminism. And now, moobs. They want everything!

>>1253621
>Feels like this is on every thread.
1. B...but they told me that consensus reigned supreme over these threads until my arrival! Why did they lie?
2. It only confirms what I said: quality gyno is orders of magnitude more rare than muscle pecs. Muscle pecs for plebs! (Pic related: nauseatingly conventional male bodybuilder.)
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>>1253708
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>>1253708
Wow. You literally keep surprising me with the amount of unhinged sanity that resides within your skull.
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>>1253717
Thank you, LOL.

>>1253711
I love you, Madonna!

>>1253719
LOL.

Have another conventional male bodybuilder.
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>>1247948
>>1247950
>>1247955
>>1247969

Not usually into Japanese porn but daaang.
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>>1254088
>>1254087
>>1254086
>>1254085
What if they are not gay? How can gay men like homophobic men?

The only way you can know that a man is not homophobic from his looks is when he's not conventionally masculine. This is one more reason why I find this thread un-tit-illating without bitch tits. Am I not gay if I can't fap to homophobic men? Doesn't fapping to homophobic men make you internalise their hate? Isn't liking them "homophobia by proxy"? Or at least sadomasochistic?
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Here's a picture I've just stumbled upon which I don't expect anyone to fap to. But it's funny and on-topic, so I wanted to share it with my intelligent gay friends. (Sarcasm.)

Let me teach you something obvious to anyone with half a brain: someone with a real interest in a topic doesn't collect positive examples only. What value to a collection of 1000 is added by a 1001st specimen of the same? How is such a collection better than spam? I demand an interesting thread, so I make it interesting. There are people in this thread who want to restrict /hm/ to nothing less than an "on-topic spam" feast (intentional oxymoron) instead of a vibrant place. That's self-defeating, therefore I don't respect it.

Moobs Category №8 / №10 (per >>1249533).
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Does this board even have janitors?
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>>1253790
I wasn't much either until I found him.
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>>1254123
What the fucking Christ are you even going on about?! I know the intelligence level on this board is low but I actually think you might have autism bro.
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>>1254141
WHY DO YOU KEEP POSTING!?!?! You write walls upon walls of text for what? I can't even imagine how much of a fucking antisocial creep you must be in real life.
I would wager that the reason you love men with actual bitch tits so much is due to you believing that they must have such low self esteem that they would find a mentally incapable fuck such as yourself attractive on any level.
For the majority of this thread I honestly thought you were a troll, yet no troll would actually go this far. Go take your autism medicine and kindly, for the love of God, fuck off.
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>>1254370
THANK YOU, YOU ARE OUR SAVIOR.
IMAGE LIMIT REACHED.
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>>1247989
onsuira mucle heat
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>>1248754
>>1248796
Seconding
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>>1254370
BTFO and posted the last picture. This thread is proof that /hm/ truly is the worst place on this site.
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>>1252688
Girl with dick! LOL
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>>1254141
lol what a faggot
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