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Post the thickest cocks you've ever seen
love it
>>1230567
I need some fucking sauce on this please
idc if it's fake
>>1230555
God I hate my dick, I'd do anything to make it thick like these.
Chad Douglas
Jimmy Fanz ftw
Girth Brooks is the King of girthiness
>>1230616
>IF it's fake
It's clearly fucking fake m88
>>1230749
Yes but the cock is ugly as fuck and he's an obviously bored straight man doing gay porn.
>>1230886
>>1230886
How is it ugly?
Can't even see it all?
at what girth is a dick considered really girthy? above 15 cm/6 inches?
>>1230959
Because I've seen his video's in the past
>>1230887
source/moar?
>>1231972
nevermind, red_dawg7, plenty pics on google
Mine... R8? More if interested...
>>1231988
More please
>>1232450
use googla images, and put it in double quotes -> "
anyway, I checked his pics, he is confirmed for photoshopping them
this is a pic he upped
1/2
>>1232450
>>1232591
this is the same pic analyzed with ELA (error level analysis)
you can clearly notice that the image is altered, since the error level near his penis is a lot different than the surrounding area.
You can see a "circle", a kind of black aura around his penis.
He probably just used a "fish eye" tool on it.
Sorry guys.
>>1232603
>fat
where
>>1232603
>Lol you didn't have to bother yourself with all of that research, it's a known fact that fat people have small dicks, i mean look at his gut.
bish wherrr?
>>1232412
>>1230747
sauce!!!
>>1232864
Uhhhh Phil?
Mine
Also mine
>>1230555
>>1234718
>>1230602
Very nice, would love to wrap my lips around that cock and see if I can swallow it all. Yum!
Mmm
Here's my cock what do you think
>>1235232
Intact?
>>1236746
yes
>>1230693
Any more on him?
the thickest
>>1236974
chad douglas
>>1236741
Wouldn't deny it if you offered it to me but it isn't out of the ordinary
>>1237199
Howwt mmmmm
this pornstar has the thickest cock i've ever seen
>>1237410
Nice
>>1237383
His head is huge
>>1237180
Source?
Oc. Girthy enough?
>>1237196
damn, sauce?
Big Enough
>>1237383
i remember watching this once, spending years looking for it again, i was so happy when i found it i was even willing to watch the girl too
>>1238599
Photoshopped dicks don't count
sheeit
>>1237526
Tony from BigDaddy
not sure who the other dude is
>>1238223
thanks anon!
>>1241600
moar please?
This is so fucking disgusting. Fucking degenerates.
I wish my dick were thicker. It's long, but not girthy enough for my liking.
Have any of you guys ever tried jelqing? I always figured it was bullshit.
i like your abss!
Opinions ?
>>1242045
Noice skin tone, ugly feet/ 7
>>1242101This was due to the poor quality of the photo
>>1242105
It has more to do with piggies than pixels. I'm sure your toes change in shape and size when seen in person though. Nice tallywhacker however.
>>1243984
fuck that fingernail tho
>>1243984
i can't tell if that dick is beautiful or unsightly.
>>1243984
so many things are way off
>>1230582
Damn. Any name?
>>1230609
Xtube channel culazodechaval
>>1244237
http://www.xtube.vom/watch.php?v=X4AgQ-G294-
>>1244210
holy sheet...actors name?
>>1230582
>>1243984
Love that cock! Cut your fingernails tho dude!
>>1244159
Such as?
>>1244268
Luan Mastro
What a sweet threat, i want all those dicks, in my ass and in my mouth, and let them cum all over me
White/pink cut fat dicks are love.
I wish my bf was just a tiny bit thicker so he could figuratively literally split my ass open :3
Fit English boy 18 sent me this . It's soft must be the nicest cock ever.
Me sucking the fattest cock I've ever seen IRL
>>1230669
why, you got pencil dick or something?
>>1247831
Moreee
>>1247829
its ugly.
>>1247829
>english boy
>brown dick
RULE BRITANNIA
BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES
>>1230749
Girth is wasted without foreskin.
The joy of big girth = the joy of dangerously stretched skin.
>>1232592
1. I'm glad that CIA has taken on the responsibility of checking the integrity of our penises... I really am!
2. What next? 4chan captcha based on rectal exams?
3. If CIA only focussed its efforts on it, instead of funding Al-Qaida... Penis research is strategically important for the nation's security and welfare.
>>1232603
>a known fact that fat people have small dicks
>>1248151
>>1248193
>>1248541
i love foreskin, would suck on that knob for hours.
>>1248543
I'm sorry I destroyed one of your fapping fantasies.
http://www.pornhub.Vom/view_video.php?viewkey=1364540094
change the V to a c
>>1247831
how big was he?
>>1249324
looks like about 350 lbs
>>1234230
>Also mine
Thank you for submitting the digital likeness of your penis to the National Penis Registry. We will match it against penile mugshots of known sex offenders, as well as store it indefinitely for future reference in case your circumstances ever change. Included are your browser information, IP and UIU hash code.
>>1242045
>Opinions ?
Implying.
>>1235281
>>1241845
Really? I think it looks amazing just as it is.
Mine
Wanna skype with me?
>>1249640
Nah, that wasn't mine lol.
I don't have a pic of my dick currently, but it's not small or anything, just kinda skinny for how long it is.
Which I've heard jelqing can help with.
But it sketches me out a bit. Don't want to fuck my dick up.
>>1249804
Hell yeah!
>>1249825
Is this the same camera you use for taking pictures of UFO?
>>1249804
I'm afraid to.
You look cold-blooded and unscrupulous.
Plus, Halloween is almost here.
>>1238599
>>1238785
>Photoshopped dicks don't count
Better big legs than big dick anyway.
What's a girl good for without thick, round, smooth thighs?
>>1230616
I really enjoy that clown painting
>>1241600
ZANGIEF! WHY?!
>>1249873
Sorry, my selfie cam sucks
>>1250046
>>1248282
>RULE BRITANNIA
ODE TO BROWN DICK
This is the wages of thy rule.
This is the spoils of thy conquest.
Thy trophy, thy gain and thy score.
This is the profit that thou pursuedst.
Thou art victor! Now cheer and dance.
>>1248541
I blame my parents for shedding my wiener.
Do your kids a favor and don't.
>>1251335
https://www.reddit.com/user/Rein54/submitted/
>>1250776
>>>1247262 FUCK ME with this perfection! S-E-N-S-A-T-I-O-N-A-L!
>>1251335
>>>1251243 fucking hot. got more?
These two posts can't be both right.
http://www.myvidster.com/video/51984806/ANACONDA_DUDE_4_-_xHamstercom
My cock, 19
Gotta be close to 8" now but I've been getting incredibly thicker from doing kegels
>>1252254
While it isn't super thick it is nice as fuck. Long cocks with decent girth feel better when being fucked by them and can be blown and deepthroated easier.
>8.25/10
Here's me
>>1243984
That Woolies Select stuff is good shit.
the flaccid dick of a fuckbuddy of mine. it’s actually ridiculous. and he’s a grower.
>>1249877
>>1249873
>>1250285
Haters xd. Didn't mean to do anything wrong, guys
>>1253300
LOL. All of this was one anon... me.
And I'm here, not sleeping, not eating, not drinking, just watching dicks like a penis AI.
I'm glad that you have a sense of humour
>>1253280
Post some hard pics
Mine.
>>1253270
are you saying you're the xerx?
>>1253332
>that HPV
>>1253402
Guilty. My reputation precedes me apparently.
>>1253426
well, I think you have a recognizably awesome dick. hard to mis.
>>1249804
you're a good looking guy, so I am gonna assume this is a catfish or you are mentally disturbed
>>1253426
Bro I used to jerk off to your xtube vids all the time. You dick game is on point. Thanks for sharing.
>>1237199
Who is the blond guy?
>>1253455
Man those videos are so old! And not very good in my opinion, I'm flattered though.
>>1253475
maybe you need to record some new ones then : P
>>1253475
I think the last time I looked at any of your vids was like 2 years ago. Though I remember being in the thread you were cam whoring in and getting your xtube link from there. You do have a 10/10 cock so I remember these things.
>>1253510
Aye, well I guess I've been doing it for like 7 years now.
heres my
>>1253404
>abortion.gif
What annoys me about sign language is that its speakers move their lips. Whom are they trying to fool, the deaf or the hearing? Are they trying to trick the hearing into believing that deafness is relative and that there are things that the deaf can hear that the hearing cannot?
I remember a story of a South African sign language interpreter who got a job on live TV during the Football World Cup... only turn out to be a fraud. After the fact, not before. These sign language speakers take everyone for fools.
Another thing that annoys me about this GIF is this woman's emotion. What is it? Clearly not happiness.
Summing up: good GIF, very annoying. I highly recommend it but be prepared to take responsibility for your message afterwards, or to make a disclaimer that it represents a fictional character, not your actual opinion.
Now, as to your actual opinion...
>HPV
When I point out worse things, such as abject lack of body curves, traps from /b/ call it "nitpicking". So...
>nitpicking
Abortion? For that??? At this level of selfishness, I would have to murder you because woman in your GIF moves lips. Some 80% people have HPV.
>>1253475
>367589-1446440815-7972c6771ad6c2ead1f8dba8853d51e8.jpg
You can't go anywhere because you are in a bath tub. So why are you standing as if you are going somewhere??? Whom are you trying to deceive?
I won't take excuses that it was accidental. You must take responsibility for your messages. You have control over them. Nobody kept you in a bath tub by force. If it was in China, you would go to prison for that.
>>1253592
Please help, I'm trapped in the tub.
>>1253512
Do you have any new videos on your xtube account? I haven't even checked in....well years.
>>1253334
>Snapchat
>Mine.
>>1253602
LOL.
>>1253604
No I don't, but I cam occasionally.
>>1253612
Shame. Well like I said before thanks for those handful of jerk sessions. Literally a blast from the past.
>>1250046
big daddy
>>1253616
Any time!
>>1253445
So I must be mentally disturbed. Great, thanks..
>>1253772
wow
>>1253772
>>1253772
>>1253772
well, maybe you could explain what exactly you expect to get in the way of a cyber buddy off a 4chan porn board. and give a real timestamp.
>>1253456
Jake Andrews.
And the video is from Lucas Entertainment starring Jake Andrews, Leo Alexander, and Armand Rizzo.
>>1253445
lol good looking. his face looks like a dementors cloak.
>>1253665
are there links to your videos? because im falling in love with your side views.
>>1253915
he gets bonus points for being in shape and having a giant dick
>>1253280
Moar
>>1249804
Post vids
>>1253605
Yes, snapchat. But still mine if I take a photo why not review use it
>>1234827
Is this real? Source if it is?
>>1254111
it's xavan from cb. but his dicks not really that huge, hes a tiny person and using the best possible angle
>>1253772
>No catfish
I believe you but the irony is that now catfishes can use this picture as a proof that they aren't catfishes.
Picture: Muscle Eddie / Big Eddie webcam.
>>1253792
So proud of his daughter.
>>1253915
>dementors cloak
I had to look it up.
https://archive.is/2015/https://www.google.com/search?q=Dementor's+cloak&tbm=isch
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/dementor
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magical_creatures_in_Harry_Potter#Dementors
So it has nothing to do with "being demented". Interesting.
>>1253772
so what is your skype?!
>>1254195
Skype:dementor
>>1254185
just how big is that thing
>>1254213
Sorry, it's not me. I don't know source.
Thought you guys would like some quick OC
>>1232811
good looking penis, would suck on
>>1253569
You couldn't be anymore retarded/autistic if you tried
>>1243984
And a ginger too. My idea of heaven
http://latinosuncut.tumblr.com/post/115125509912/1haynboi-hot
>>1256717
9/11
Does it possess a source?
>>1236974
Dead from AID
