Nude Men at Burning Man
burning man is sort of gross isn't it. any burners on /hm/?
>>1214809
I went last year. Not sure what you mean by gross. It is definitely degenerate. You get pretty dirty on the playa. It is fun though.
>>1214812
the gayest part of this is the contact juggling
>>1214802
> fully dressed with dick poking out
You have a misunderstanding of the definition of "nude"
>>1214807
>blowjob at burning man
Guaranteed case of the clap.
>>1214811
Gross that guys nose is running.
>>1215180
looks like a piercing to me
>>1215181
Oh it is, isn't it
>>1214810
damn, the guy in the far right. i need name.
why everyone likes shaving?
Facebook fap thread?
>>1215679
sorry.. meant to make a thread.. I should better be sleeping...
>>1214813
da fuck fuck guy on background has no dick
>>1215269
looks good/feels good. aside from the actual shaving part.
>>1214802
Im assuming, based on these photos, attractive people arent allowed in this festival
Anyone have more of these guys?
>>1214930
and i'm 90% certain that's not a real dick
>>1216464
Im assuming, based on the arrogance masking your weak ego, that you have a tiny penis and/or you are no where near as attractive as you pretend you think you are
urgh what is it with all the skinnyfat men, disgusting.
What's burning man's rules on public sex / etc?
Could I set up a human urinal "art installation" and just swallow men's piss all day?
>>1216765
You can't just do anything willy-nilly on the public parts of the playa. That's why Rangers go around busting people for smoking pot more openly. That said, there are plenty of camps with orgy themes that are considered much more private and therefore permissible.
>>1217052
Also important to note, you generally have to be socially adept enough to make friends with the owners of these camps first, and be specifically invited. It's definitely not as common that you can just rock up to an orgy camp and let yourself in.
EWW ALL THOSE JEW MUTILATED DICKS.
GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSE
>>1217094
This
I know people don't like having to hear it, but it's a damn shame I have to witness it looking at pictures that I'd otherwise enjoy.
>>1217335
No one gives a rat's ass what you think
>>1217094
trolol
>>1217499
Calm down Cher ;)
>>1214817
hnnnng
>>1216663
i see someone had their appendix removed.
>>1214964
That is a nice cock
the perfect man
i want more of this butt
i want to see this guy naked why isnt he naked?!?
>>1218766
as a closetfag, i can never go to burning man or else i'd out myself.
>>1218766
another nice butt on the right
>>1218772
i never knew burning man involved so much nudity. it seems like a filthy experience what with the dust, the bathroom rules, nudity, sun, sweat, and sand.
>>1218772
>>1214802
this dude is hot
>>1218767
>>1218767
m
>>1218767
c
the health inspector needs to come in and shut this thread down
>>1218786
don't think i'd want to get nekked in the dessert sun and dust storms and windblown salt; there's also kids in attendance, too, you know
>>1218804
I think the types of people bringing their kids here probably don't mind.
Plus, someone else said that the naked orgy groups are private and not in the main public area.
>>1214811
What % of people are naked there, usually?
>>1214813
Guy on the right looks like he is drinking a bottle of piss
>>1218771
All the more reason to go on and out yourself. It's a weight off your shoulders
>>1218804
Why should the fact that some people bring kids squelch other people's creativity? Anyone who would bring kids clearly doesn't mind them seeing nudity. Kids go to nude beaches all the time and in Europe many beaches are clothes-optional all the time and families go there.
The US is one of the most uptight countries about nudity outside the Muslim world.
http://burningman.org/event/preparation/playa-living/kids/
>>1214966
dude on the left's dick is beautiful
>>1216432
He does have a dick. He's just chubby and the dick is flaccid which makes it look small as fuck.
Never judge a dick when it's flaccid; a dude's dick could look like a micropenis when flaccid, but be seven inches when erect. I've seen several cases like this with my own eyes IRL.
>>1218740
>perfect
Sandnigger genes and semi-cut cock with milkduds for nipples and a nose that covers a third of his face. Plus, narrow shoulders and short arms.
You've got pretty low standards as to what constitutes as perfect, don't you?
>>1219445
>best penis.
That's the very definition of delusion, right there.
>>1219618
I like sandniggers and big noses to me are sexy.
"Stop liking what I don't like."
Anyway, I'm not the only one who thinks he's hot.
Instead of complaining why don't you post pics?
This board isn't for bitchy queen's comments.
It is for pics of handsome men.
>>1223399
>>1214967
Uncut dicks are so fuckin disgusting. Blech!
bump !!! any videos ?
>>1225680
Let me guess. You're American, right?
>>1225680
how horrible it must be for you to live in a world where 70% of men are uncut
>>1227205
Not really. The 70% are all disgusting third worlders and barbarian tribes.
>>1217094
>tfw I had to be cut for medical reasons
>tfw people will never stop hating your dick
>tfw you hate your own dick
Let me play the world smallest violin
>>1214963
>egg bag
>>1220034
So how much of Burning Man is indulgence in sex, drugs, and general degeneracy and how much is it middle aged hippies reliving their glory days? Seems mostly like the latter.
Everyone who goes to this thing is a fucking dumpster fire?
I want more !
>>1227209
Actually it's generic third-worlders and tribes that perform circumcision. That's literally where the concept originated from.
>>1227209
Why must Americans be such retards?
Circumcision is a third world practice only done by niggers in Africa and Muslim sandniggers.
>>1232190
Oh and Jews.
So basically fatty, you're proud to be on the same level as Africans and Muslims.
>>1216531
Yeah...the penis feels shopped to me. She was probably helping him with the zipper or something.
>>1215679
>unattractive kid can't even photoshop out whiteheads
>>1215119
omg the background lady has GIANT boobs.
>>1219390
>muh Europe
I can tell you're American just from this comment.
Not only are those beaches few and far between, if you actually went naked to one of them you'd have a horde of angry Greek grannies to answer to anyway.
It's only ever clothes optional when it comes to women's tits.
>>1232780 more of that guy on the left!
>>1232416
hot! moar!
>>1215179
Oh please...get that stick out of your ass. Blowjobs are much safer than the virgins on 4chan claim
>>1218771
The whole point of Burning Man is "what happens here, stays here" or more accurately "everybody else is doing some wild-ass shit, nobody will even notice yours.
Closetfags universally, 100%, always wish they had come out earlier, once they've come out.
come to the light.
>>1218804
>imagine sunburn on your dick and balls. can that even happen?
You can but that skin is thicker than most skin.
It's legal in Nevada to do this stuff--not exactly as if the "morals police" hang out at Burning Man waiting to arrest people or else nobody would be left.
>>1223477
Would love to see that cutie on the left without that stupid wig.
>>1216748
This. Was about to ask the same.
>>1214802
ugh, mad max was such a bad movie
Are these people gay? How do they not have an erection?
I will get an erection just by being naked by myself
>>1233141
Its called self control.
>>1233455
Like they're constantly thinking of boner killing imagery to suppress their erection? Don't be ridiculous.
>>1214815
Wtf
>>1218788
I think they're high
>>1233141
How does that turn y you on?
>>1233141
>Are these people gay? How do they not have an erection?
i'm gay and i go to nude beaches a lot and at first i was very excited all the time and would pop boners sometimes. i would just get in the water and it would go away. or lay on my stomach on the towel until it went down. most people are used to seeing the occasional boner and it isn't a problem unless you are obviously wanking off, then some people, mostly women will glare at you. if you are on an all male part of the beach (usually the far end of a nude beach is exclusively gay) there are sometimes people having sex so getting a boner is more of a way to invite attention than anything. i've met a couple of guys because they walked by me with hardons and then kept looking back at me until i got up and followed them into a canyon or the trees off the beach and we played around and sometimes gave each other blow jobs or just jacked off together. can be some really hot men in these places. also, though, there are usually some people that you wish you had never seen naked so that kind of suppresses the boners. anyway, the more you go the more comfortable you get and so it is not such a big deal. i don't get hardons anymore unless i want to now. it is pretty exciting that first moment when you take off all your kit and you feel the breeze on your balls. very freeing.
>>1219389
>bum bum be dum bum bum be dum dum
>>1214810
another of the guy on the left
>>1233141
>>1219614
He's got a micropenis, there's no way it's going to get much bigger than that you retard
>>1244793
Fuck a fat guy and learn a thing or two. Or...just fucking google the effects of obesity.
>>1244930
fat creates estrogen which is the opposite of testosterone but there are fat guys with big cocks. go to any bear bar and you will find that out pretty quick.
This thread confirms my suspicions that the same liberal degenerates that go to SF LGBT events are the ones that go to Burning Man.
Also the fuckton of bay area cars driving back on 80 is a dead giveaway.
>>1244793
fat people's dicks get ate up by dat fat
>>1216463
debateable
>>1247899
I hope that you one day find out that testosterone is not the main cause of balding, it only accelerates things.
Hell, I even hope that one day you go to further understand that it isn't even the mechanism behind male pattern baldness.
>>1249559
This guy is correct. Male pattern baldness isn't caused by someone having too much testosterone, it's caused by a genetic trait in which an individual's hair follicles are far more susceptible to the damage done by testosterone.
It's why the myth about bald men being more virile because they supposedly have more testosterone is simply that, a myth.
>>1214804
> thread says post nude men
> posts titties
>>1214815
Two dicks??
>>1254989
3 dicks
>>1214966
I'd fuck the life out of the guy on the left
>>1227209
