>This
>>1172586
yaaasssssss
about damn time.
also, bearded Chris Evans.
I will never be able to squeeze them, and this saddens me deeply.
>>1172586
I don't understand how, with as much Steve Rogers porn gets drawn, I haven't seen drawn porn of this scene.
But then again, I'm generally disappointed at how bara tiddie-less at lot of Steve's porn is.
>>1172650
do you got any porn with pecs play?
his pecs r delicious
That ass ;)
I think the closest we can get to Chris Evans gay porn is through Jarec Wentworth. I'll try to find that gif where the resemblance is uncanny.
>>1173221
I just looked him up and holy crap he totally does in certain angles
>mfw this thread
You guys have great taste.
Hottest Chris is Scott Pilgrim Chris.
He's just over the top masculine, and those eyebrows...
>>1173270
Always fucking forget pic
>>1172621
I never knew I wanted to call someone daddy until that beard existed
let's not forget this photoshoot
good choice
>>1173499
He moaned like a bottom. Any man who moans like that are obviously sub. What a waste. I guess he enjoys (or will have no problem to enjoy) femdom and pegging in his sex life.
>>1173496
And just like that, I'm suddenly into incest.
>>1172762
>>1172650
Those pecs need more attention
>>1173506
congratulations
>>1173500
you're a fuckin idiot
>>1173496
>everything about this picture
>even da broons hat
I want him to wreck me in the back of a flower truck
http://es.xhamster.com/movies/4527091/fucking_a_power_bottom.html
>>1173496
them fucking nipples.
>>1173654
Huh. Why a flower truck?
>>1173500
kill yourself
>>1172645
Not with that attitude.
>>1173275
reminds me of the good looking, real life version of this.
>>1175023
LMFAO
I love FLCL!!!
>>1173784
Because like our eyes meet on the street, passions explode internally, we gotta fuck but our homes are miles away. But where far art thou, a fucking flower truck. Romantic because flowers. And fast because, c'mon, that dick.
>>1173496
>>1172623
Can't tell if I want the rugged mountain man or the wholesome look more. Or why not both. One for fucking, one for getting fucked.
>>1172645
Lets not forget his brother, who has nudes out there. Theres got to be a big similarity in what their packages look like right? In shape at least. Scott is thick, but I think Chris would be long.
>>1175135
his brother has a way cuter face but a disappointing body.
"I hate you, Chris! I hate you!" Chris tries to hug "No! Don't touch me! I hate you! *sobs *sobs" Chris listens not "I hate you!" Chris starts hugging me tighly and let me beat his chest till I no longer angry "I hate you... *sobs" Chris kiss my forehead and rest my head to his chest. :3
>>1175022
Flawless post. I love you, anon.
>>1175172
Oh, we fanfic now?
>
Chris sits on his knees on the bed, jerking his arms side to side in attempt to release himself from the handcuffs. He glances at you with a smirk. "This is seriously what you had in mind?"
You crawl around him. Your arms slither underneath his as you reach up and grasp his pecs. You lean your crotch in and rub your enthralled bulge against his rear. "Is this alright?" He ask as you embrace him with your chin by his neck.
He smiles and closes his eyes with excitement. He tries to speak between his boyish grunts, as you grope his chest. "Fine by me."
I'm really into guys with big chests, so Age of Ultron was a uhh...hard movie to watch.
>>1175288
The movie was very hard, and so was I.
I only find him attractive in Not Another Teen Movie, or while playing Captain America.
Otherwise, he just looks kind of average to me. He's probably the only guy I prefer without any facial hair.
>>1175135
did not know about this. is he uncut? because that's probably a family thing...
>>1175288
his ridiculous everything was one of the few things i liked about ultron
dat curve
Bounce with me, bounce with me!
Can ya, can ya, can ya bounce with me!
>>1175303
Yeah, I like beards, but I think Chris Evans looks best clean-shaven.
>>1175812
you are cordially invited to indeed accompany evans' body as it springs and moves in a lovely and exuberant manner
>>1175906
i have to say the newer costumes look better overall, but i love how form-fitting this one was.
>>1175297
this is the worst aaron johnson has ever looked. also, the worst written character he's ever played. why was ultron so... mediocre, even for a superhero movie? how tf did that happen?
>>1176198
sloppy writing and attention to continuity? idk. it was a huge disappointment. it didn't feel like it belonged with the rest of the MCU.
also here's evans looking like a confused and sexy pilot
>>1172586
hope that fucker die of cancer along with his kids ..the wife can live
>>1176569
He doesn't have a wife or any kids.
>>1176198
>his is the worst aaron johnson has ever looked.
true dat. the bleach blond hair doesn't suit him at all. i liked when he went for the nerdier look, like in lennon
>>1172851
Where?
twink evans slays me
>>1175379
Only really America and Jewish countries practice it. I bet he's probably uncut
>>1176569
You must mean Aaron Johnson because Chris doesn't have any kids.
>>1175143
>his brother has a way cuter face
Really? Because I think Chris is the cuter one.
>>1176793
it's amazing how many different looks aaron has had over the years, and they all work well. EXCEPT for his quicksilver look. that just didn't work at all. wtf costume/character designers.
![chris_evans_chris_pratt_a_l[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AbDxJn8.jpg "chris_evans_chris_pratt_a_l[1].jpg")
They just need to kiss already
>>1178516
I need to be the meat in their sandwich.
>>1178521
I need to be the sandwich around their meat.
>>1178521
>>1178537
speaking of sandwiches
>>1178561
minus fallon
>>1178566
it's not so bad
>>1178572
dude is leapfrog champion
>>1179618
>>1179619
fuck
>>1178119
Scott is cut.
>>1179621
Ok, you win, I got a boner.
>>1178119
muslims are circumcised. some fucked up african countries even do it to the women.
The things I would do to his big meaty man-tits.
>>1179763
That... looks disappointing.
>>1179932
Reality always is....
>>1179932
This is called an average dick, size queen.
>>1179936
I've seen average dicks and that shit still looks disappointing while you're name-calling. So mature of you.
>>1179969
>tells someone to be mature
>uses the words "name-calling"
Aspergers, ladies and gentlemen.
>>1179972
he's calling it name-calling because he's speaking to an immature person. do you get it now, ya dickface?
>>1179973
>pretending to be someone else
Aspergers again, ladies and gentlemen.
>>1173275
>>1173277
oh jesus, he llooks so good, ive never seen him in this movie, i gotta watch it now
>>1175258
I love you too, Anon.
too old looking
>>1179825
just one bite
>>1173046
Sweet baby god that all-American hair and those broad, broad shoulders. I want to lick his sweat
>>1181712
heres a high res version just for you
>>1181712
unfortunately it's not real sweat
>>1181712
and you're not the only one who wants to get their hands on him
>>1181764
this one always freaks me out because you can see the body makeup
>>1172586
He really needs a nose job.
>>1181777
>nose job
When you're groping and fucking in the dark, the nose is the last thing you're going to be thinking about.
>>1181777
He literally needs nothing. The man is perfect.
>>1181765
i need to know how i can get this job
dick reaching nuclear eruption, plz send help
>>1182747
wait, isn't that the bitch that's married to chris pratt?
>>1181769
you can barely see it. more importantly, why does body makeup freak you out?
>>1181777
wtf i thought you died lolhitler. i haven't seen a post from you in ages.
>>1183020
Yea, that's Anna Faris. She was in a movie with Evans in What's Your Number? I heard it's terrible.
Also, to quote Veep, it's not cool to call people bitches anymore. Unless it's like, 'BiiiiIIIIIiiiIIIIItch."
>>1183027
but shes the bitch that married my husbando
>>1183029
I prefer "cockmangler"
>>1183030
oh ok, carry on then
>>1175135
Chris looks like he'd have a small penis. Which isn't any less hot :)
Chris was in full costume in Hayley Atwell's recent dubsmash
he was hella cute
>>1184656
i'm curious, what makes you say that?
Cap with a beard makes me tingle
this is what you guys want right
>>1186636
yes. thank you
I think Chris Evans's openly gay brother Scott Evans is even hotter.
>>1186740
Then make a thread about him. Shoo.
>>1186740
The gay gene came too late. His brother is really handsome though.
Chris! St..stop! Please! It hurts! S..top! Emm! Ergh! St..op! Stop! Ple..ase!
>>1188085
God, you're fucking gross.
You're too old for this website, please leave.
>>1186714
wanna fuck dem tittieas
>>1188085
>Chris Evans
>A top
i cant decide if he looks even better in clothes
>>1189371
I prefer him in clothes. His tits look bigger.
>>1189416
fucking a
He doesn't let those babies breathe.
>>1186557
plz anon my dick can only take so much.
>>1173499
Sauce on this?
>>1189533
Movie called London.
>>1186557
wth is this from?
>>1189541
He and Chris Pratt made a softcore bro bet during the SuperBowl - the losing team had to visit a children's hospital in costume in the winning team's city. Of course, they went to both children's hospitals. Evans wore the Cap suit and hadn't shaved.
>>1189911
well, fuck. he better be scruffy in cap 3. that's the hottest i've ever seen him or his character look. he looks better with dark hair.
My dick just exploded.
I fucking love his tits.
The man can't even where a simple shirt and tie without wearing it so tight that his tits are gonna explode out of them at any minute.
Fuck!
>>1190993
Of course he can wear a shirt that fits, he just chooses not to because he knows his body/looks account for half his fans. Not that I have a prob with it
are we going to fucking ignore this.
>>1191329
Holy shit man
>>1189923
He really can't. Cap is clean shaven and blonde.
>>1191366
yeah, the blonde is just about impossible to escape, but i'm hoping Cap being on the run during civil war will allow for some scruffy scenes? i mean, where's he gonna get a fucking razor?
>>1191329
>>1191329
i dont get it whys everyone going crazy over this pic?
>>1191366
there's been a couple of comic arcs where he's full-bearded, long-haired, and scruffy. Examples: Dimension Z and Planet Hulk.
>>1191453
He's posing with a famous gay-for-pay porn star who is wildly popular among the crowd who are into the beefy/stocky/"muscle bear" archetype.
>>1192863
I didn't know Colby was gay-for-pay.
>>1193369
He has a wife
>>1193376
She had a dick
>>1193377
that i did not know
>>1193377
>she
>>1191453
because he's in a photo with someone who has sex with men which clearly means the he's secretly gay.
>>1190993
But that's good, Anon.
>>1190993
Do straight guys do this? He seems to have an obsession with his pecs and touching other's too.
Bump for Chris.
ayy
>>1199850
his body was absolutely perfect in this movie. facially however, he looks better now.
>>1202208
Would you have licked the cream off his body?
>>1177499
Woah this is so bad it gives me hope for my own face.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_hIxNfmzMQ
This is basically porn.
>>1203400
what do you mean? you think he looks ugly in that pic? i got news for you: there's no helping your fugly face.
>>1191329
The two people i want to fuck the most in this world holy shit
>>1189923
>>1191366
>>1191428
>>1191487
Pitch for Infinity Wars part one. Thanos, intent to dismantle the Avengers kidnaps Steve Rogers, he's stripped to his skivvies and chained up princess leia style .it's up to the Avengers to band together and save their captain. They have to hurry though, because Thanos sends them a series of videos of Cap tied up and tortured, each more lewd than the last. Obviously he wont be shaving while he's waiting to be rescued, which will give him some time to grow out some nice scruff while he's waiting. DO IT MARVEL.
>>1208052
dont forget teh buttsex
>>1205747
God bless you anon. His laugh cures cancer.
>>1203400
>>1205761
Not him, but he's definitely grown into his looks. He started off cute/hot but as he gets older he somehow just gets more and more attractive.
>misogynistic brotard
No, thanks.
>>1208062
Then why come to this thread? Besides to bait?
>>1208062
how is he misogynistic?
>>1208186
You should be thankful I was polite enough to wait for 75 pictures to be posted.
>>1208189
He said a Marvel character was a slut because throughout the entire span of the Marvel universe she slept with more than one girl.
Of course he didn't comment on the fact that male characters sleep with a different girl every page. I used to find him really attractive but lost all my interest in him after that. Now I can't help but look at him and see someone who would bash women and minorities.
>>1208211
you should probably head on back to tumblr
>>1208211
Fuck off tumblr
>>1208211
I've heard about this. Didn't he and Hemsworth both say this?
>>1173221
>arec Wentworth
hoooooly shit. you're so right. Just look at the opening scene.
http://www.....pornhub......com/view_video.php?viewkey=179591557
>>1208211
>>1208244
Chris Evans and Jeremy Renner had an interview. Jeremy Renner made a comment calling Black Widow a 'slut', and Chris laughed and agreed. Chris then came out with an apology saying that his fans were rightfully angry at him.
Chris, sadly, has a habit of giggling and conforming with the nearest friend, and Jeremy Renner, as Robert Downey Jr, is Pluto, Lord of the Underworld.
I'm not saying Chris Evans is a perfect human being, but if I vilified everyone for a single thing that they said, everyone would be a villain.
>>1208354
*as Robert Downey Jr said
>>1208211
Goddammit, the Tumblrinas are metastasizing. Drown yourself in the frothy pus weeping from your mother's shit-stained cunt, you disgusting waste of oxygen.
I love Chris Evans, but I've heard he's kind of an alcoholic.
>>1209676
he is?! as long as he's not a violent drunk, that's totally my fetish.
>>1208354
this may sound strange but, do you visit ontd by chance?
>>1208211
>I used to find him really attractive but lost all my interest in him after that
you must lead a really shitty life
>>1209686
I don't. Why?
>>1209676
No that's the other Chris Evans the presenter. The Bostoner Chris Evans is completely normal
>>1189437
CANT FUCKING BREATHE
>>1175380
holyfuck what is this from?
>>1183030
Bitch fuck you Pratt is mine
>>1178572
Evans and Pratt are my ultimate sexual fantasy threesome.
Oh it fucking hurts it will stay that way
>>1173496
fuck I need this man's tits on my face right after I swallow his cum oh god I am so gay right now jesus
>>1211027
lol wtf
>>1211027
>chris evans will never make you kneel down, swallow his load, gently bring you up and guide you to the bed
>he will never lay you down on your back as he lies on top of you both feeling the bliss of each others breathing
>he will never coo in your ear, roll onto your side and cuddle with you to sleep
>>1211025
In some alternate reality, you have regular threesomes with them. Take solace in that fact.
>>1211027
...ok
i want to eat his dick
>>1211612
That sounds painful
1/3
2/3
>>1215168
that was 3/3 but no point posting again without a bonus pic
>>1208211
b8'd
>>1211025
I'm a Evans + Hemsworth (Hevan) girl. I think I'd be okay with dying if I got to get spitroasted by them.
>>1215185
>>1222541
i want to be their hands
>>1222541
I wouldve had an orgasm from merely touching him like that with my bare hands godmand
>>1222550
>>1223537
Same here.
I need more
>>1172650
>>1172762
The fuck you talking about, there's a shit ton of Steve pec porn drawn by Japanese fujoshis. They love his tits over there.
>>1215196
>I know you are but what am I
>>1227434
>>1227436
>>1173500
>What a waste
>not wanting to squeeze his tight ass and watch his titties bounce as he rides your cock
>>1208211
>laughs at a joke Renner made
>genuinely apologizes afterwards
>hurr forever a misogynist brotard
Get fucked, tumblr.
>>1226810
Wheres his dick?
>>1228337
Who cares, it's a cartoon.
>>1228398
kill yourself.
>>1172586
He was better as Human Torch.
>>1208211
It was a shitty ironic joke. Go find the interview and look for yourself and you'll see that in context it really wasn't meant as womenbashing.
>>1232551
I know right, still dunno why Marvel made him another character lol
>>1232795
Well, Fox's Fantastic Four was dead anyways. So, why not?
>>1232551
No.
>>1232551
human torch x capitan America. rule 34 when?
>>1233040
Yes.
When he played Jonny Storm you recognised the character from the comic in his acting.
I don't get that same feeling when he's playing Cap except for that scene when he's punching the bag; that was the one and only scene I thought "That's Cap" and not "some guy pretending to be Cap".
Felt the same way when Tobey Maguire played Spider-Man vs Andrew Garfield. Garfield felt like the real deal whereas Tobey was just a cosplayer; Spidey is not a chubby emo bitch.
>>1233118
Yeah no, I don't understand that all, I mean it depends on the Cap that you're talking about but Chris embodies Cap pretty fucking well, Cap was far from the fave character at the beginning of the MCU era and now I can honestly he has as many fans as Stark. I think the Winter Soldier was him at his prime, though I suppose I can understand feeling that way about the other movies (Cap the first Avenger and Avenger) as it felt like he was still getting used to the role.
>>1233118
My problem with Chris Evans as Johnny was that Chris doesn't look like Johnny.
Johnny Storm is supposed to be a pretty boy.
Chris Evans isn't a pretty boy. Chris Evans is a pretty man.
He is far too masculine. I'd say Johnny would be better for someone like Lucas Til or Zac Efron. More cute than handsome.
And don't get me wrong: I consider Chris way more attractive than those two (and they are attractive), but they suit Johnny's role better.
Chris did a damn good job acting-wise though.
>>1175288
Thank you fellow Anon. My roommate just bought the Blu-Ray yesterday, so I know what I'm watching tomorrow night! :-D
>>1233118
When was Tobey Maguire chubby at any point in the trilogy? And if you think Spier-man's not "emo", you haven't read many of his comics. He quips and snarks so much when facing his rogues because he's scared and depressed.
>>1233118
Evans' Johnny is nowhere near as hot as his Cap. Cap's personality is way more likable and cute and has that good boy purity factor. Johnny a shit.
