Hot country boys/hot rednecks anyone
Guns show
Am I doing it right?
>>1023293
I was in love with Hunter Hayes til he picked up that fake accent for country music. Now I'm just in lust.
>>1024743
is that the arrow guy? looks like the arrow guy
>Casually Masculine
>Usually very friendly/charming when you first meet them
>Sometimes have a sexy accent
>All too often raised to be socially conservative/homophobic
Why is the world so cruel?
>tfw no country boy husband ;_;
Anyone know the source for the last pic?
>>1023808
JAJAJAJAJA
>>1025440
http://www.waybig.com/blog/2013/08/22/drill-my-hole-going-west-johnny-rapid-robbie-rivers-part-2/
A friend of mine. And Jesus I've seen him drunk and naked... GLORIOUS. And he still thinks im straight lmfao
I want him so badly too.. One of my gfs Hooked up with him and said his dick is average when soft (what I've seen when he's drunk and goofs around) but when hard he's super thick. Like coke can status
>>1026074
nice is he a boxers or briefs guy. any shots in his underwear.
>>1029490
Am I the only one for pics like this...?
I'd love to see a current pic of him in same pose from 2014. Sort of the /fit/ before and after...
>>1027165
What a fine daddy-to-be!
>>1024737
wow
a cowboy marine pretty boy with even prettier eyes
i would rek him so bad
>>1027157
I think I just died
>>1031350
MORE OF THIS PLS.
I don't really understand why anyone would not want to date a country boy, they are masculine, really fucking sweet, generally fit, and have a sexy accent.
>>1033434
and occasionally crude, uncivilized, smelly, filthy, abrasive. But, even then, I'd choose a country boy over a city slicker who can't fix a burn't fuse even if his life would depend on it.
>>1033785
Same
>>1033434
>>I don't really understand why anyone would not want to date my fantasy dream man.
Country boys are just as varied as any other group of men, they all aren't like the ones you see on lifetime movies.
>>1033785
>>But, even then, I'd choose someone capable over someone incapable.
Being a country boy doesn't mean you're born with an ability to fix cars and build houses.
I grew up in bum fuck nowhere and most "country boys" are dumb as rocks with no special skills, pushy religious, and very homophobic. Once I headed off to college in Boston I actually met smart, salt of the earth, genuine guys country guys.
>>1034438
Okay, but living in the country you have two main options, 1) learn to fix things or 2) pay someone to fix the things. Option 2) requires you to have lots of money on your bank account.
And I know guys that'll make Ernest look like einstein, but also know guys that can fix anything, do amazing things.
>>1034453
That's the same anywhere though. You don't automatically have more money from living in the city. I know a guy from New York that works on cars in his spare time because he learned to fix them growing to help his mom from paying for a mechanic she couldn't afford. It's a poor vs rich thing, not a country vs city thing.
Amazing guys are all over the place, just assuming a guy with a country accent can fix anything he touches and a guy in a nice suit couldn't change a bulb without paid help makes it pretty easy for you to pass up some amazing guys.
my uncle
this guy is super hot. i tried to catfish him on snapchat but i got nowhere with him
>>1034452
Fucking hate when I'm on my iPhone, see a webm with a convincing thumbnail, but you can't view it because shitty iPhones don't support webm ;_;
>>1034494
Jesus fucking christ post more
>>1034477
I'd bob your uncle.
>>1034477
nice bulge there. if i had an uncle that hot...
>>1034692
Well it's a good thing that it's almost 2015 then.
>>1034692
>rebel scum
Still better than being a stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerfherder.
>tfw I have a hot country bf to fuck in the back of his pick-up truck
>>1035137
>hot
gurl please
>>1035137
He looks identical to this FtM tranny I used to know.
>>1035141
>gurl
ok
bumpy bump :)
I approve this tread and my dick agrees .
OP its like i can see again i needed something new to jerk off to so bad
>>1031392
http://es.xhamster.com/movies/2070274/cute_guy_gets_hot_erotic_massage.html
Bumping because I need more of this to fill the void in my soul as the result of not having a country guy bf
>>1035137
Lucky anon, enjoy that ass
last page bump
>>1034452
Fuck yeah. I would be on the end of that guys dick 25/8
jesus navas
This one gives me an insta-boner every time
>>1027157
I never thought of Mike Trout as a country boy, but I'm not complaining about finding this pic.
>>1025424
Sauce?
contribootin'
>>1045889
not really my type, but for some reason this is instaboner
i can picture myself high-tailing it up into the hayloft or the backroom in the milking parlour, bending him over and butt-fucking him like a prison punk
My favorite thread on hm right now, bumping.
>redneck friends
>the best for skinny dipping with
>mostly of the time will "experiment"
seriously, one super hick friend of mine let me suck him off and pound my ass. We are still good friends.
Been waiting for the redneck thread to come back. Would love to get put in a headlock by this dude.
>>1046113
>>1046116
>>1046117
>>1046119
Finish off with my favorite one.
In my dreams.
>>1023285
Dustin McNeer
>>1035141
Oh don't be a jerk, he's plenty cute.
>>1024743
damn, he is uberhot
>>1046889
fucking hotttttttt
>>1046889
Yes!
>>1046820
god this reminds me so much of being on libs in the corps
>>1023964
Faaaaaake, they would never drive a toyota
>>1048734
This one always kills me
>>1048734
bullrider. hes beautiful? do you know him or have any more pics of him?
>>1027166
Go Dawgs
>country boy thread
>tons of people postin cowboys
>>1052521
>>1030068
Yes. Why yes I would like a ride. Thanks for stopping and asking.
This redneck guy I used to fuck around with just found out his dad was gay
Pic related: him on the right, his dad on the left
>>1052537
I refuse to believe that other man is any other relation besides his brother
>>1052537
I fail to believe that is his dad. They're hot though, I'll give you that.
>>1052540
>>1052547
Here's a picture the dad put
>>1052537
I can't tell which one is younger or hotter.
>>1052553
And here's a picture of some of the comments people left
Christopher is the son, Stephen is the dad
>>1052553
I see it now, it's hard to tell in the other picture.
>>1052553
More?
>>1052558
Pic related
>>1052557
Yeah that wasn't a good picture to show the age difference
>>1052559
Another pic of the son
>>1052535
if i were in the same room with this guy at the time of this picture, id be putting my legs behind my head and screwing a bottle of poppers into a nostril.
>>1052564
pls post more of the dad
>>1052579
Him on the left
>>1052585
Fuck forgot the pic
>>1052589
Sorry these are all screenshots btw
>>1048579
>Toyotas are basically the same thing to them as fords or chevys
Same here, minus the poppers. (they give me migraines.)
>>1052583
>spit roasted
Wish I knew what that meant
>>1052943
It means to get fuck by two guys at once, one fucking your mouth and the other fucking your behind.
If you get stumped on something, just search it in urbandictionary.
>>1052537
wow are you going to jump on that? you gotta try, so who do you think is hotter the son or dad? any inclines the dad was gay?
This picture is my personal favorite.
>>1057055
This cute motherfucker.
>>1048579
Washington state dude. That's not a real redneck, that's just some punk rebelling against his tree-hugging liberal, commie-sympathizer parents.
>>1052501
DO WANT.
>amish country guy in my old town who didn't have a horse & buggy
>>1025424
How insensitive of you to post railroad tracks after the untimely death of George Plitt.
>>1023293
>2015
>STILL NOT A SINGLE FUCKING SHIRTLESS PICTURE OF THIS MOTHER FUCKER FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>fuck.jpeg
>>1065933
Have any more pics of the guy in the pic? He looks a lot like a friend of mine.
>>1024737
yum
>>1052535
He's perfect :D
>>1055303
(Carl from Walking Dead all grown up- amirite)
>>1077395
You don't understand how much I love how you can see his swimming trunks like that..Just, wow.. You could create so many fantasy-stories from this pic.
>>1065855
To have that package pressed into your face. So hot.
>>1055309
To belong to these lads for the weekend.
bump, will dump some once I get my data off my old pc
delivaring
captcha: rydme
>>1084177
mmm love the guy in the red boxer briefs.
>>1084186
You have good taste.
>>1084192
moar of this please
>>1034477
more pics of him even if not in underwear.
>>1034477
Dang, more?
>>1027175
The roll of tape makes this.
>>1084194
Does anyone know who is this?
>>1084185
haha do you know these guys?
>>1045880
I've got all these plus some cause I talked to this guy:) like the real him
>>1087597
so you're gonna make us ask you to post them? just post them.
>>1086819
why would he know them and why do you find the picture funny?
>>1087621
he's an old man learning how to speak internet, give him time
