Was Matt Hughes the right choice for /tv/'s Brazzers porn parody?
Also, skinny guys with giant dicks pls.
He needs to come back to gay porn, and preferably bareback.
Matt Hughes is his gay name, he goes by Danny D/ Danny Dong now.
He's fucked enough women to cover up the gay so Brazzers doesn't give a shit.
He's straight. He's in his natural element and he's drowning in pussy WHILE getting paid. He ain't coming back, lose all hope.
Post them
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>>1301781
Ever shit on a guy's dick. Accidentally on purpose? What happened afterwards?
>Inb4 Hurr Durr clear ur self out.
Sometimes it happens no matter how how much you "clean yourself".
>>1319561
>"Clean yourself"
Want to know how I figured out you are a nasty fuck?
>>1319561
>Ever shit on a dick?
yes. that's why you keep a towel nearby during sex. and then you both take a shower. it's not the end of the world, but it does look and smell disgusting.
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It's an honest mistake that can be made. Not even uncommon if you're new to anal. I had a good friend back in highschool, for example. He was in the closet and came home with me on the Friday bus for a weekend on occasion. My parents had a storage building complete with bathroom that they let me use as an outside room, It was almost like an apartment. We'd hand out in there playing video games and easing him into sex acts. He was very delicate and full of shame, It was my pet project to help him become comfortable and feel beautiful.
He had fucked me several times and desperately wanted to be fucked himself, So I showed him how to preform an enema and warmed him up as carefully and reassuringly as I could. Lots of grabbing and kissing, I put as much detail as humanly possible into bodily communicating to him how much I loved grabbing and rubbing him. It was going wonderfully, I had him sprawled out on my bed, Feeling confident and relaxing perfectly, Stretching him with my fingers, every additional finger punctuated with a gentle rim job and a slow handy the whole time. I was hell bent on making sure his prostate would welcome me as painlessly as possible.
The act went great at first, After I got three fingers in with no discomfort I slid my legs beneath his and started to press in. I went slow, stroking him and holding his hand. After I bottomed out and starting moving he got into it right away and started to hump back at me. The first time he came he even begged me to keep going, It was the best thing I'd ever seen, This guy was normally so quiet and introverted kids at our school thought he had some kind of learning disability. He had internalized his shame and developed so much anxiety the slightest bit of bullying could make him nauseous. But now he was moaning like a whore, having the time of his life, and feeling like the object of someone's affection probably for the first time excluding his parents. I was harder than I'd ever been...
Turkish oil wrestling is Allah's gift to fags
dump your hot vids and pics of men being milked
Stuff like this. Post the most Cumworthy pics you've found.
>>1324643
Literally perfect body
I would let this man do anything he wanted to me
>>1324659
what if he wanted to just shit and fart in your mouth?
finally, hm's 2 favorite things, brought together in a single thread
for reference
fat threads:
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ginger...
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ever since greentext related, i've had a massive fetish for guys accidentally cumming or getting aroused in situations that they shouldn't be. something about guys not being able to control their bodies and giving into their urges is just so fucking hot.
>be me, 16
>start of new school year
>all students have to pick a sport/life skill
>pick martial arts because fuck it
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http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=633300550 - guy getting hard when showering with his friends
>>1316512
>yfw you find a gif of a guy with the exact same body and cock than you
My cock seems to look even smaller from an outside point of view, it's painful
Never thought I'd see a thread about this fetish. Here's one of my favourites.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=2022337547
Chad le Clos
>>1326129
Well fuck I thought he wore briefs not boxers.
Does anyone else get turned on by this? Looking for Youtube videos where guys are nude in non-sexual environments and/or accidentally expose themselves. There's a lot of good onsen instructional videos on YT: youtube.com/watch?v=iS2YUMFAQ3g
He's hot.
That was a great video. Do you have some more?
Post those cages.
I'll post a few old timey chastity units as well.
See if you'd want to give them a go.
Part of a full body chastity gown for sleeping.
>With the garment applied to a person in the manner heretofore described it will be seen that it will be impossible for the wearer to place the hands inside of the garment when asleep or partly asleep and also prevent the wearer from handling the organs from the exterior of the garment.
http://www.google.com/patents/US1865280#v=onepage&q&f=false
Hairy ass
>>1322954
I use to have like ten gigs of hairy ass porn.
:(
Man I'd bury my face in that wild arse jungle.