What does /his/ think about Tito?
>>998676
According to my great-uncle, he was a really shitty locksmith. Got some keys from the guy in the 30s and they snapped after a few months of use.
>>998682
>>998682
>Makes keys that snaps a few months once he leaves them
>Creates a country that snaps after a few years once he leaves it
>>998682
He was too busy unlocking Yugoslavia's salvation.
>>998682
Bretty smart, actually. That way people will have to come back to him. Assuming he's the only one around.
>>998676
>Dear Stalin,
>stop sending assassins to kill me, if not I'll send one to Moscow.
>I'll only need to send one
Anybody read the conspiracy theories about him really being a wealthy Jew named Joshua ambroz Mayer?
>>998676
največi sin naroda i narodnosti
i am a serb and I think most of the people around here dislike him
i also kinda dislike him
>>998780
e bas nije...
>>998771
theres that one too?
theres a dosen of them, about him bein a mason or being replaced by a double or being 3 separate people, or separate persons himself in diferent places and times etc etc... its all crap tho
>>998791
Considering Serbs hate everyone, and everyone hate the Serbs, what's the big deal?
>>998798
>asking this question
Well okay, I will give you my perspective (and of quite a few people around here too).
You see, we Serbs think that we deserved entire Yugoslavia. Simply we won the war, Croats (who most consider consider slaves to the Austro-Hungarians, boot lickers, stable boys, lowest of the low, cheap whores and such) lost it. Just like we were the first nation to kill sultan, we were also the ones to kill the archduke.
Capital of Yugoslavia was Belgrade (Serbian city), 90% of Yugoslav army were Serbs, most officers were Serb, Serbs liberated the region, Serbs made the entire thing, Serbs did everything, Serbs won all wars, and Serbs should have the entire thing........ and instead of just shooing Croats and whatever other useless bullshit we found in now our conquered land, this Tito guy decided to take the approach of "brotherhood and unity" with these useless backstabbers and traitors (Croats) and give them a second chance.
It turned out to be a mistake since Croats later on cooperated with occupators (Nazi regime) against us, us who gave them their entire country.
And Serbs dont hate everyone, we are best bros with Greeks and Russians. There hasnt been a war where we to them or they to us didnt send volunteers to die together with our finest. Today there are Serbian volunteers in Ukraine, and I would enlist myself in case Greeks start liberating Cyprus etc when I am out of school.
>>998860
What's the Serbian equivalent of vatnik?
>>998798
Oh and about Kosovo and Bosnians? This is the real deal, no one cares about Croats anymore, with Kosovo and Bosnians its a whole other story. Hell we even invaded Bosnia together with the Croats, man I dont even know where and how to begin a post about Bosnia and Kosovo.
>>998791
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP2u4wJcnS0
>>998676
Crash of Yugoslavia was a mistake. An idea keep mines in Country hands was great, oligarchs do not deserve such big piece of cake.
>>998676
My parents are from Montenegro and they say good things about him.
>>998860
Is this what you actually believe or is this just what most serbs believe?
Cause this is WEWUZ tier thinking, given how much poorer Serbia is compared to croatia
>>998860
>Capital of Ottoman empire was Istanbul(Muslim city) 90% of Ottoman Army were Muslims, most officers were Muslim, Muslims liberated the Region, Muslims made the entire thing, Muslims did everything, Muslims won all the wars, and Muslims should have the entire thing...... and instead of just shooting Serbs and whatever other useless bulshit we found in our now conquered land, this Bayezid guy decided to take the approach of "Vassalage and alliance" with the useless backstabbers and traitors (Serbs) and give them a second chance.
>>998916
Kek, this song was done by Serbian professor of law. Its ironic. Its about how they used to portray us really bad during cold war and during NATO aggression.
>>998934
>we wuz
This all happened yesterday. And yeah, most people feel like this. Sure, they are much richer than us but their economy relies on tourism and being a NATO bitch, our economy relies on heavy industry and mining, stuff that cant fail because of bad politics.
Their economy is thanks to them whoring their asses to NATO and allowing USA troops to station where ever they damn please over there like they own the place.
There's more to life than money.. by money I mean global economy. We are poor in dollars, sure, but we have our own local economy, produce our own food and stuff, we dont have to rely to foreign markets all that much to afford virtually the same shit everyone else has.
>>998960
Jesus Serbia, at least they just got two masters and don't have to lick the balls of both the EU and Russia as you guys do.
>>998960
Whatever
Every report I've heard about Serbia is that it's generally a shitty country but its people are just too nationalistic to admit it
>>998980
Brussel and EU writes all Croatian laws, all Croatian news, all Croatian politicians and their everything else. They literally are their bottom bitch.. meanwhile Moscow hasnt order us to do a single thing.
Our relation with Russians is based on ~1500 years of mutual support and general friendship that never got broken. We generally like Greeks and Russians and we always did, current politics having nothing to do with it.
>>998990
Yeah well I also read reports in Cyrrilic saying bad stuff about your country. Hah! This means your country is bad!
We have ton of enemies, no shit you are going to hear 'bad reports' about this or that. If you had a single working brain cell you'd look into it from more than one perspective and form an opinion of your own.
>>999019
I've read multiple perspectives and they all say that country is shit, just for different reasons
>>999033
Yeah well I live here and I like it. And I have also stayed in France, Ireland and Belgium for a few months for my studies, so I have some body of reference (I really liked Ireland tho).
>>999048
Cool, I'll leave you to your chetniking then. Try not to rape too many Bosnians
>>998676
Actually achieved some form of socialism, unlike China or the USSR.
>>998676
Mass-murdering opportunist whose ideology led to stagnation and even more death and failure after his death.
>>999062
...only thanks to western gibsmedats
>>998860
>we Serbs think
Stopped reading here.
>>998698
delet this
People here in Romania really like him.
>>998860
Just ignore the fact that living under the Serbian monarchy was great for non Serbs huh? I'm sure that they were very grateful to have been liberated, the amount of gratitude they had for their Serbian heroes. You could tell how much they loved living in a Serbian dominated state, especially when they assassinated Alexander.
ouf ok nemanja go die for your cretan brethren, serbia doesnt need ignorant people like you
>>999708
cypriot sorry to any greeks browsing i get those two mixed up
Can you guys stop arguing about delusional serbs and answer my question
