Was Jesus a virgin?
>>994466
Better question is; did jesus smoke weed?
Do you think Jesus watched God's Not Dead 2?
>>994466
Probably? I'm not totally clued up on Christianity but if sex before marriage is a sin and Jesus didn't marry and is totally sinless then he was likely a virgin.
>excellent public speaker
>alpha enough to create his own following
>hung out with prostitutes
I doubt it
Like most charismatic cult leaders he probably preached piousness and chastity and but took the young girls (and occasionally boys) for himself.
>>994466
Historical Jesus was probably married Mary Magdeline and presumably fucked her.
Who knows what Christards think.
>>994493
Of course, not getting married and having kids is also a sin. And the Gospels record Jesus fouling up his paschal offering, so "sinless" only really works by using the Pauline definition of "Being God", at which point Jesus is sinless no matter what he does.
>>994466
Unlikely
>>994466
I bet the Nazarine and Magdaline were AT LEAST virgins! (how else does the story continue without A Great One passing down his bloodline to a lineage in new destinies!?) pic related to topic as usual
doubtful
why would he turn down sex?
>>994824
The hedonist can't even comprehend chastity, it seems.
>>994867
if i was offered sex, i would never not not turn it down
>>994811
>>994466
Real question: did Jesus die a virgin?
>>994884
good, there is a person for every job listed
>>994989
>good, there is a person for every job listed
Uh, no there isn't
>>994882
Namukh
>>994466
Since jesus was a rabbi he must have been married, so almost certainly not
>>994882
wanna have sex?
>>994466
>No one has checked these triple dubs
Also, was he gay?
>>994480
The fact that there is a part 2 proves that there is no God.
>>994882
Are you feeling the burn?
>>995432
Holy shit, trippy dubs...
Probs. You'd need to be gay to say something as gay as, "Pray for your enemies."
>>994516
>Of course, not getting married and having kids is also a sin
That's not a thing that is true.
>>994466
there is no evidence suggesting with any certainty that Jesus ever 'fucked' anyone. Jesus being Jesus and all - its highly unlikely.
>>994516
Historical Jesus was PROBABLY blablablablabla - why talk about it if you dont know anything about it?
>>995432
YOU are gay.
>>995890
elaborate, oh great scientist.
>>996153
>elaborate oh great scientist
Learn to take a joke dumbass
>>994466
>Was Jesus a virgin?
I am a KV, nearly 30. Perhaps I am the new jesus
Jesus was a straight up boss. People lined his path with fucking palm leaves when he walked. He was basically a celebrity. Everyone including himself thought he had divine powers so you can bet he fucked every single slut in Bethlehem. They wanted some of that sweet sweet holy jizz in their uterii.
>>996153
How old are you?
>dies a virgin
the god of 4chan
>>994466
Isn't that implied in some of the gospels not in the Bible?
>>994466
Lol I highly fucking doubt it. He was a charismatic guy that had extremely devoted followers, people that were willing to be persecuted for his obscure unconventional beliefs. Women probably threw themselves at him, he definitely fucked a few, he was only human
Being a typical jew he would have had to marry by his 20th year or been considered abandoned by god
>>996571
"Eloi, eloi, lama sabakhtani?"
>>994466
Seeing as there is no solid evidence that jesus is based on a historical figure and he's propably made up entirely (just like moses), you're free to make up whatever you want about him.
>>994466
There is not mention of him being married, so it's a safe assumption.
>>996483
>>996384
I cant tell if you guys are talking about the biblical jesus or the historical one. Because I dont know of any instances in the bible which suggested that jesus had sexual relations with anyone. As for the historical, it is possible, but the historical jesus could have also been many things, and that is a different topic.
>>995896
>Probs. You'd need to be gay to say something as gay as, "Pray for your enemies."
edgy
>>994884
I'm sorry but I fucking hate this pic so Goddamn much.
1. Half of those claims are so fucking out there that it makes me wonder who the fuck is actually saying half of these things and if the person behind the image isn't just looking for the most extreme examples
2. The author of this pic has no understanding that in ancient times, the same God could have multiple stories. Horus, for examples, is sometimes killed by Set every night and resurrects every morning, sometimes he kills Set for good and takes on responsibility of both the day and night, in some he descends to the underworlds and then resurrects and then kills Set. This nigga has 14 sources, 1-3 for each pic. That's shite researching and he should be ashamed to present this as a counter argument
Go to the library and read a book, nigga.
>>994516
>Historical
>Jesus
Pick one
>>994466
He was without sin and was never married so therefore yes obviously.
>>1003521
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josephus_on_Jesus#Testimonium_Flavianum
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tacitus_on_Christ
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/godlessindixie/2014/09/04/an-atheists-defense-of-the-historicity-of-jesus/
>"He certainly existed, as virtually every competent scholar of antiquity, Christian or non-Christian, agrees"
- Bart Ehrman
>"There are those who argue that Jesus is a figment of the Church’s imagination, that there never was a Jesus at all. I have to say that I do not know any respectable critical scholar who says that any more.
- Michael Grant
>"In recent years, 'no serious scholar has ventured to postulate the non historicity of Jesus' or at any rate very few, and they have not succeeded in disposing of the much stronger, indeed very abundant, evidence to the contrary.
- Richard Burridge
>>994475
He was anointed.
>>994466
Yes.
>>994966
Yes.
>>1000088
No clue why you think there's two Jesuses.
No. Because he is inside all of us.
Jesus died for the mother country because there was nothing else left. He was born of a virgin because he was born in the cradle of the conscious. But due to the necessity of whatever self-deserving merit of an integrity that was still held by a single thread for the rabbi, the quintessential element of coup d'etat happened. People torn by their own morality of their cultured truth let themselves be swayed away by the idea that in order to survive or be accepted--perhaps-- they had to oppose the vivid projection of who they are. Destroying their own homes and crucifying their own kinsmen. Whether it was an obnoxious act or an arbitrary act of self defiance for their own social peace--is yet to be concluded.
>>1003978
that's what she said.
>>994466
He hung out with a prostitute. It's almost guaranteed he tapped that at least once.
Jesus
>charasmatic
>probably good looking
>has cult following
He was probably getting pussy from his female followers 24/7
>>1005768
why would he want to give free orgasms to the few women who fancy him?
Who cares? But more importantly, was he a cuck?
>>994495
Truu
Jesus fucked puss on the regs
>>995002
Uh you don't get to bring friends
>>1003533
So yes he was real but retards don't want to admit it even if they just say "he was real but not divine?"
>>1005768
He could've, but he didn't because he resisted all temptation.
>>1006017
>>1006017
>this naive
>>1005909
Basically.
>>1006024
>this cynical
>>1000088
Thanks. Been practicing on my edge for the past week.
>>1006017
Oooooh, my sweet summer child...
>>1006093
>>1006024
He was also literally true God and truly man.
he fucked a 14 year old girl
>>1006112
Amen!
>>1006112
At times like these I feel like I'm the Christian who can objectively judge, criticize, doubt, as well as attack my own beliefs while being self-conscious about it. Heck, I might be the only person alive who can do this.
Seriously, the only claim we have for Jesus being divine is grouped up with the same book that claimed a guy believed that his wife was trolled by a talking snake into eating the fruit that will literally give them the power of morality. Oh, dear Moses, why did you believe in Israeli folklore?
>>1006122
Both of you, look at yourself. Are you willingly letting the logic that was given by--- or stolen from, whatever wording you choose---God to just rot because you're scared of living in constant agonizing uncertainty? With the faith as small as a seed, you can move a mountain. Surely, with the faith the size of a life, you can will yourself to be rooted to the rock you've built your house upon.
