congratulations! you drew the short straw and now you're being conscripted into World War II to fight for your country.
your family are very proud. all you have to do is fill out a simple form to select which area of the armed forces you prefer. they currently need recruits for several different and fulfilling positions. it's casually mentioned in the fine print that if you refuse to complete the paperwork you'll be shot in the town square the following morning.
do you choose:
>army (paratrooper)
>army (tank corps)
>marines (flamethrower infantry)
>navy (submarine crew)
>air force (bomber crew)
>Kingdom of Yugoslavia
Yeah, I can choose:
>Chetniks
>partisans
>forced conscription into the German army
>village militias (later Home guard)
Oh wait, I don't have a word in it, it's chosen for me.
>Sweden
>Sit away in the forest while your country sells war materials to both sides as the world tears itself to pieces
>America
>marines
>mfw I die on first deployment as I burn myself to death
>>972974
it's cool, you can be that one dude that gets plinked in the gas tank and goes up in a fireball that takes out half his squad
>Denmark
Ill surrender along with my grandfather
>>972780
All these options are shit. I just wanna be a fucking pilot.
>>972780
USA
Bomber crew
>>972780
> America
>Air Force (bomber crew)
I would pray that the Nazi's aren't that good at shooting planes down.
>>972780
As if. I'd just get a cosy job in intelligence and sit behind a desk all day.
Dying is for plebs.
>Russia
>Navy
I like warships and it's not like the Soviet Navy did anything in the war, so I'll be comfy and safe
>>973078
Have fun when they make you regular infantry(with cool shirt)
>>972780
I'd rather be a Seabee like my grandpa.
Australia.
Well If I've been conscripted, that means it's 1942 and I'd be shipped off to fight the Japs in New Guinea as part of the Citizens Military Force.
I probably wouldn't die but the conditions were pretty shit and I'd probably get sick within a couple days. We'd hold them off though and I'd be a hero back home.
>>972780
USA.
Tank Corps or Submarine.
Japs can't into anti-submarine warfare, so it should be a breeze.
>>972820
lol, literally this. We were the true winners of WW2.
US
Paratrooper
I already was in the Army irl, and my grandpa was a paratrooper in ww2. Fulfilling my heritage, I suppose.
>UK
Sun Dodger for a relatively safe and uneventful war
Paratrooper for fun, excitement, bitches and a purple hat
>>973032
That didn't really happen you know.
>>973046
You do realize bombers had the highest casualty rate of any group in the war right? Even subs only had a 25% mortality rate.
>>972780
>Canada
>Air Force
REMOVE LUFTWAFFE
>>973496
Kamikaze pilots and German submariners were higher, Bomber Command sits at #3.
Canada
Infantry
Literal liberators. Would feel pretty good.
>>973514
Talking about the US military specifically though.
>>973499
>Don't have to be invaded unlike all your neighbors
>End up exporting to the Allies instead
>War ends
>Your industry is completely undamaged.
>MARSHALL PLAN!
>Export to everyone
>>973499
He's sweedish. Getting cucked is their life ambition
Netherlands
I'll drive our one outdated tank versus the 750 German ones. Henri Winkelman, you did your best.
USA
MARINES
THE ONLY GOOD NAZI IS A DEAD, ROASTED NAZI
>>972780
>>marines (flamethrower infantry)
THAT SOUNDS RAD AS HELL
But I'd choose Tank Corps.
>>972820
We truly are the best country.
>Norway
Oh boy!
>join the chairforce, laze around all day and never do anything because no one actually gets to actually fly an airplane.
>Then get captured and work on railroads as a german POW slave worker
>British
>Paratrooper
>tfw when I won't get to precede the D-Day landings with all my bros from the local village
>>973043
>Voluntarily choosing the job with the highest fatality rate among the Western Allies by a huge margin.
>Choosing a job where your job is destroying 10% military targets, 90% killing civilians.
>Most people that bail out and parachute in German territory is most likely executed on site or sent to concentration camps alongside the Jews and gays because Germans hate bombers so much.
>>973678
>British paratrooper
Most likely you will die or be captured in Market Garden, or be the unlucky few that stay in Britain for a few more months, and then get shipped to France on boat and walk your way to the front, when the war is almost over.
Bonus: American paratroopers will get all the glory of D-day and Bulge
>>973563
>Be sent to the Pacific instead
>Get PTSD
>>973563
>marines
>fighting nazis
>>972780
Philippines
Probably either be in the Philippine Constabulary were I'm forced to march to death with a bunch of white people.
Or a commie guerilla, considering where I was born this is more likely than being a regular guerilla.
Either way I'm fucked I'll either die from exhaustion from marching, or be BTFO at the end of the war as a commie.
>>972780
Paratroopers for sure, USA here.
>be lucky enough to survive until VE day, spend next few months lounging around drinking and fucking German/French/Austrian bitches
>>973791
You better be partying, because you're the first to die in the invasion of mainland Japa-
Oh wait, 2 atom bombs. They surrendered. Hooray!
United Kingdom
>Bomber crew
depending on when in the war, either dunkirk or dresden. One will be WAYYYY better than the other
>>972780
>America
>Air force
Hope that I get sent to the pacific where the japs can't do shit to me.
>UK
>be RAF bomber pilot preferably serving in a Lancaster aircrew
>get to fool around with the WAAFI girls at HQ.
>grow a dank moustache
>cry 'tally ho!' as you BTFO some Jerry city
>>974152
Why does that remind me of Brad Pitt from Fury
>>974152
>wanting to fly in a bomber
Nigga, they had worse attrition rates than WWI Western Front infantrymen.
>>974169
I literally don't care honestly at least I'd die knowing I'd never say the homeland I fought for fester and decay. Plus I'll probably get my name on a monument somewhere.
>>973727
You have the highest K:D ratio and you're worshipped by self-hating Germans seventy years later, though. What more would you want?
>>974169
>Implying an Anglo will let the risk of dying stop him from getting his Aryan blood
>>972780
>America
Either:
>Tank core (less of a chance to die, provided I don't find a tiger)
Or:
>Flamethrower infantry (because it appeals to my inner arsonist)
>>973093
just like how you held them off in singapore right?
>>974795
1. Dolph Lundgren is cromagnonid, not aryanid, therefore not Aryan.
2. You mean "Jew", not "Anglo".
>>972780
Australia
Fuck it, I'd go bomber crew. I'd just pray to be sent to the pacific instead of Europe, since as far as I can tell the Japanese never really had effective anti-air weaponry.
>>972780
I choose no role in the Great War and I flee from my country to Canada on grounds of being a conscientious objector because of my religion (individualism), even though religion is a spook.
Canada takes me in and I don't have to be shot by my former country's home guard.
>>972780
Army, paratrooper. Guaranteed to be sent to the West Front of the ETO which had the lowest casualty percentage for my country.
>>973046
>literally picking the worst option
>>976179
Even compared to tankers?
>>976193
Tankers took a lot of casualties during the Bulge and in the Bocage. As a paratrooper, after Overlord you chill in England until Market Garden with many leaves in Paris until the Bulge. After the Bulge you pretty much just walk into Austria unopposed while tanks are fighting to mop up German resistance in Germany.
>Canada
I choose air force
>army (tank corps)
Bring it on.
I'm a lawyer. So I'll go into JAG if they still want me, I guess. Either that, or I convince them that my job of defending inner city youths is vital to the war effort.
>>972780
>Colombia
What the fuck im supposed to do then?
>>972780
>British
>Hoping to be hoping to be a the commander of a cromwell crew
>>972780
too fat for combat. ill keep the potatoes smooth and the meat juicy for you boys
