>tfw no qt Grenadier de la Garde impériale gf
>>971873
>Grenadier
>gf
Prepare for some butch 6' 2" bulldyke who probably knows more about polishing her musket than sucking dick.
>>971892
She can polish my musket anytime.
>tfw no lewd Chasseurs à Cheval gf
>>971892
She had a nude scene right? I think I'll be jerking off to her tonight.
>>971901
I get you bro.
>>971933
Im curious in an academic sense. What do you find attractive in her?
>>971892
>Prepare for some butch 6' 2" bulldyke who probably knows more about polishing her musket than sucking dick.
Well, I wasn't on board with this idea, but now I'm going to go lube up.
>>971951
I want her to shove that up my ass.
>>971873
She's standing out of formation the boots are wrong
Zero out of fucking ten kill yourself
>>972000
There's also no flint.
>>971987
I'd have a hard time itemizing it, but I don't consider her ugly at all, just not "attractive" and aggressive sex with a dominant female partner is a fun idea. Being the penetrator is tiring and being snoo-snoo'd sounds nice for a change.
Then there's the idea that under her tough exterior, a woman still exists that hasn't been treated as such for a long time. Reminding her of femininity through my cock sounds fun too.
>>972000
She's posing for a field painting and others are out of position too. They're obviously running peace time drills.
>>972014
then why is the tree on fire and smoke and ash in the wind?
>>972085
Live fire drills. duh.
>>972009
Women don't need to ride dick to be reminded of their femininity, bruh
>Tfw no big strong french bf to /his/ roleplay with and treat you like his little rosbif
>>973445
I'll remind you of your femininity bro
>>973510
Fuck my ass bro I dare you
>>972085
Poorly constructed bonfire.
>>971873
>ywn have a gf that enjoys history as much as you do
>ywn have deep conversations about philosophy with someone who understands you
>>973771
>tfw your gf only likes shallow nihilism
>>973771
I have that too, as my right hand turns the pages whenever I read a book
>>973721
>Sarközy
>French
>>973711
*unzips dick*
>>971873
You may not believe me but I've masterbated to this idea before
Theres a hot pic for exactly what your looking for somewhere, try rule 34 marie antoinette.
>>973946
What's the name? I've only got that gif.
>>973946
As someone who's worked in retail, I can assure you: most people are equally retarded.
what the fuck is this thread
>>974149
Cute historical girls.
>>971999
>up your ass
I'm afraid you don't understand what that is lad
>>974141
As someone who manages retail employees, fuck you.
>>973721
I'd rather be a manlet with that wife than tall and alone.
>>973721
>>974154
I SAID
UP
MY
ASS
>>974153
Might as well post these 4
>>975061
Shit this is qt, what's it from?
>>975098
iqdb is your friend. Same artist as OP