>be muscovite
>get slaughtered by mongols and cucked by forced tribute
>>967530
>muscovite
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>Be Russian prince during seven years war
>Tsarine dies
>Become Tsar
>Refrain from destroying Preussia
Fucking why? Russia could have hindered so many problems just there.
>>967534
>be ukrainian
>get cucked by crimean tartars
>be muscovite
>am soft and flaky
>>967540
Because the Tsar was a Reichaboo just like /pol/.
>>967546
Would Russia have had a better modern development if Germany had never came into existence or would things be pretty much like they are now?
>>967571
Europe didn't need a Germany to build up to an apocalyptic war through the latter half of the Victorian era, and that inevitable war would always fuck Russia, so not really, no.
>>967530
Is life. Da.
>>967530
Muscovite here.
Do you know the reason Moscow is the capital of Russia? It was in no ways better than Novgorod. The reason was because Ivan Kalita was clever enough to make a pact with the Mongols to be doing the cucking of all their conquered Slav states for them for a tiny cut.
>tfw nobody even knows what Novgorod is anymore
>long live our wonderful capital
>>967685
>tfw Russia could have been oligarchic democracy instead of despotic monarchy and totalitarian shithole it is
>>967685
This.
The Golden Horde led to Russia.
>>967530
>cucked
This is /his/. Please use a world that has explanatory power.
The original muscovites were finnic mongols already
