You wake up tomorrow and its 1603, what country are you in and what do you do?
>>957085
>be suddenly in 1603 pacific northwest
>contract syphillis
>die
>>957085
I'm in a territory inhabited by the mound builder culture. I go to work building temporary shelter and scouting the swamp, cataloguing the native factions. I build some weapons with my advanced knowledge and personally defeat the weakest faction with bows, swords, and makeshift bombs. I force the survivors into a small army of slaves, and then go to work on the next most powerful tribe. When I have enough slaves, I'll be able to build even better weapons for myself and my human shields. I soon take over all of Louisiana as the dreaded White god-emporer and found New Orleans as a toiling city of slaves moved by my godlike will as the natives outlive their usefulness as anything other but chattel.
I greet La Salle and offer myself as the first proprietor of New France
Quickly go to the nearest French fur trading outpost if I survive long enough to find it, then find a way to get a ship to bring me all the way up the St. Lawrence River, beeline southeast across the Atlantocc, round the Cape of Good Hope, and arrive at a port city on the Indus delta
Then I conquer the region
>>957139
Atlantic*
>Virginia
>Jamestown colony is actually quite close
>if I'm lucky, local Indians find me, assume I'm one of the British settlers, and take me back
>then I die of smallpox
>be american
>get scalped by indian
And thats how it goes for all americans itt
Beg Aboriginies not to kill me
>>957085
>You wake up tomorrow and its 1603, what country are you in and what do you do?
I'm from Washington state so maybe... go out in my canoe and catch salmon. Salmon is pretty cash.
Well, my city probably existed as a small fishing village, so I'd try to walk to the nearest Portuguese village, and if I were lucky I wouldn't be caught and eaten by amerindians.
>>957182
yes, because that would clearly be the automatic reaction of any Indian to seeing an unknown pale man wandering around lose. Just auto-scalping, that's it. Jesus, troll better senpai.
>>957357
>lost, not lose.
Ask me the same question when its about 1076 and I will give you a better answer
>>957357
either they would kill you or worship you as a god, indians were dumb as fuck
>>957120
Northshore fag here, mind if I join you in your quest? It seems like you'd have a hard time single handedly defeating villages even with your advanced knowledge.
>>957085
I will be in BERNIE WORLD. Partying it up with my WELFARE CHECKS and my FREE SHIT. Also everything is out of bussiness. No corpations or anything. It's great
>>957120
Central Illinois here.
I refuse to hand over this land to anyone but the eternal Anglo.
>>957401
Evidence?
Britain, tell them about how to smith weapons and shit. Once they believe me, tell them about geopolitics.
>>957418
Shut the fuck up kike
>>957480
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_gods
White gods is the belief that ancient cultures around the world were visited by Caucasian races in ancient times, and that they were known as "White gods".
It is claimed by some authors that white missionaries or "gods" visited America before Christopher Columbus. Authors usually quote from mythology and legends which discuss ancient gods such as Quetzalcoatl to conclude that the legends were actually based on Caucasians visiting those areas, and that the caucasians were really the gods
Spanish chroniclers from the 16th century claimed that when the conquistadors led by Francisco Pizarro first encountered the Incas they were greeted as gods, "Viracochas", because their lighter skin resembled their God Viracocha.[3] This story was first reported by Pedro Cieza de León (1553) and later by Pedro Sarmiento de Gamboa. Similar accounts by Spanish chroniclers (e.g. Juan de Betanzos) describe Viracocha as a "White God", often with a beard
The writer Robert F. Marx has written extensively about the concept of "White gods", Marx came to the conclusion that white gods "figure in almost every indigenous culture in the Americas."
>>957484
Are you a blacksmith or could you use the tools of the time to make the tools to make more advanced weapons? If not, it's great that you have theoretical knowledge (if even that, and not just the knowledge that such things exist) of advanced weapons, but how would you explain how to forge them? I think the story "The Man Who Came Early" is pretty illustrative here.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Man_Who_Came_Early
>>957156
>Jamestown won't be founded for at least four years
>and will be temporarily abandoned a few years after that
Fortunately for you, you've got a few centuries of resistance to older strains of Smallpox in you, so you PROBABLY won't die. Just work your ass of in Jamestown so you don't starve.
go to london, enjoy the shakespearean pop culture scene then die of smallpox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VkHF6ni5gw
>>957115
basically this
>>957085
>england
>have sex (rape) with a very old elizabeth I
>cum inside
>hope to reproduce an heir with her barren virginity
>she becomes pregnant but dies months later
>her cousin james gets the throne
>hitch a boat to failing canadian colony because life is going nowhere
>arrive but see no one there in the colony
>go out and explore
>find a cave
>start my new life
>get eaten by a grizzly bear wanting to claim territory in the cave
>my journey ends
>>957515
I had some problems with that story. The modern man in it was basically retarded.
>>957085
>Ottoman Serbia 1603
Fug man, i don't know. Probably join the Hajduk's, fuck paying jizya.
>tomorrow
>1603
>>957085
>You wake up tomorrow and its 1603, what country are you in and what do you do?
>Canada
>Freeze to death or die of starvation
>>957085
well i live on the third floor so probably plunge to my death
>>957085
> You wake up tomorrow and its 1603, what country are you in
America, Michigan
> and what do you do?
Either starve to death or get killed by Indians. If I'm lucky, a French fur trapper saves me.
>>957499
>white gods "figure in almost every indigenous culture in the Americas."
>>957085
become the slave of some Salish chieftain or die of starvation
>>957085
SLAVE IN OTTOMAN EMPIRE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>1603
>Swedish Finland
Well i could actually understand written texts and the language at the time would have also been understandable to me.
The worst problem would be that the town i live in wasn't established until the 18th century or so so i would have to trek through the woods and hope there would be settlers near by.
After that just try trekking to the coast and employing what ever useful talents i might have in one of the few trading towns.
Could actually survive if not killed by disease.
>mfw I'm Ethiopian-American
>mfw I'd be a slave in 1603
>mfw I'm a disgrace to my people who weren't enslaved by the Italians
feelsbadman
>>957115
Same area except die from starvation
>>957183
This
Might survive due to /out/ skills.
I'm Albanian, so Ottoman Empire....
>be French living in Paris
>become a wagecuck to survive for a bit
>meet great scientists at l'Académie des Sciences
>give them the idea for the steam engine
>get famous for it
>Meet King
>tell him about enclosures
>get rich for it.
>Now that I have the king's ear, I bombard him with good reforms
>France enters an amazing golden Age
>Bang virgins ever day
>die happy knowing that France is going to rule the world.
Ottoman master race reporting in.
I live with American Indians in New France and hope they don't off me before i ship myself to Europe and save history
>>957085
>Ottoman Empire, Istanbul
>get cucked by rioting Janniserries
>they cut your balls
>become a harem guard
>get cucked by Russians
>die
>1603
>In Skåne
Well, nine years to get the fuck away from here before the Swedes comes.
>1603
>Just north of Stockholm
My area has been inhabited since the vikings, probably existed as a small village during this time
>1603
>australia
probably die
>>957212
>dips.jpg
Hello /fit/izen
im in rural Southern England
I guess i sit around and wait for the KJV
>Northern China
try to get to Macao but probably die on the way
>>957085
I'm in ottoman ruled Macedonia, I guess I'll try to join the jannissaries since I'm a big, strong lad and not too old.
I'd be not far from the wall of Paris.
I'd have a probably very shitty life with no internet or basic hygiene comodities from then on.
>>959197
>I'll try to join the jannissaries
tfw no gf, the soldier.
>>957085
Germany
Become preper for the 30 years war
>>959240
>What is rape?
>>959268
>What is rape?
What is rape... What is life?
>>959278
Sir no rape me, no rape me
No more
>>957085
Well I'd start walking north because I need to make it to the Gulf of Carpentaria by 1606 to hopefully meet the first Dutch sailors who stopped there. If I got lucky they'd take me on board and one of them would speak either English or French and I'd go with them back to whatever had been set up of the Dutch East Indies or to India itself. Then I'd try and make my way to England I guess.
More likely I don't see the boat and kill myself after scratching my story into the walls of a cave.
>>957085
I pack up my shit and leave on the first ship to found Acadia.
>>957085
Well, I'm in fucking Indiana, so I'd probably just kill myself.
>>957085
>Philippines
>be the son of a native nobleman forced to live outside the walls of the Spanish fort
>watch 30,000 chinks be BTFO'd by the spanish
>migrate to Pampanga
>plot my own rebellion
>be 1603
>be me
>in india
>get hunted by superstitious mooslems
>die
>>957085
America
Give indians all of the plagues
>dutch
>find a way to make a bit of money
>invest in newly founded dutch East India Company
>get mad stacks
>experience the Golden Age as a rich man
>Australia
>Wake up in a swamp
>Walk to the coast
>Rule over the Aboriginal locals with knowledge of medicine
>Teach them the foundations of philosophy and science
>Kickstart metallurgy and agriculture
>Write down every single thing I know
>Die at 50 from an easily curable disease I've never learned about
>Become the eternal prophet of my quickly spreading empire
>Enlightened empire realises the might of the British cannot be held back
>Use trade and diplomacy to secede key areas for the creation of the Australian colonies
>Eventually fight a war against Anglo aggressive expansion
>Lose
>Ensure everyone retains a deep sense of pride in the Australian empire
>Speed up the progression of colonial advancement
>Build a new Australia, with the Aboriginals on more equal footing with Anglos
>Prevent the need for identity politics
>Prevent mass rape, pedophilia, domestic abuse and addiction in native communities
>Build a slightly better future
>Maryland
I head south, play nice with natives and when I hear about some other honkies showing up I go play interpeter.
Also, I warn the natives not to trust blankets.
>>957085
>Poland
>assassinate our worst king we ever had
>wake up 400 years later in superpower country
>>959361
>Aborigines
>giving a single fuck about anything
Read The Fatal Shore. They might actually just stick you with a spear and walk away when they realize you don't speak their dialect.
>>959387
Yeah you'd be better off hiding from them.
>>959361
>Teach them the foundations of philosophy and science
I'm not even a /pol/tard, but that's hilarious
>>959377
> believing in the small pox blanket myth
>doesn't know some of the natives already know English like samoset and squanto
go back to redddit faggot
>>959317
Ma nigga
Why pampanga?
>>959302
>walking north
>to the gulf of carpenteria
good luck lad, you'll need it
>>959466
It's 3000km according to google maps, but thats with modern roads. I'd have to walk along to coast otherwise I'd get lost, so it'd probably end up more like 6000km.
I don't think I'm gunna make it senpai
>>959498
Your biggest concern is water. You can beach bum pretty well with a fishing spear like pic and a source of fire.
You're in Australia, so I guess just don't eat fish that are too brightly colored and hope for the best.
Stay away from the natives.
>>959361
How would you go about communicating with them?
>>959525
I know a few words and phrases in a few dialects. I'll have to teach them English.
>Ohio
>Middle of the woods
>Hundreds of miles from nearest tribe
>Get mauled by bear
>Die
There seems to be a lot of Ausfags in this thread. Anyone else live in Brisvegas? We could work together, building an all anglo tribe, and confuse the fuck out of the Brits when they come exploring.
>>959568
You've got like over a century to kill m8
>>959573
All the better, more time to conquer the surrounding Aboriginal tribes
>>959568
mate we'd have to breed with the Aboriginal women to keep our tribe populated, so we'd be mixed race by the time the Brits arrived
>>957085
>Japan
>Tokugawa Shogunate was just established
>I have a few years to leave the country before Christianity is outlawed and all foreigners are banished/killed
fair enough
>Netherlands
I'd either drown in a large lake, drown in a bog/marsh. If not I'd probably either starve to death or barely scrape a living by digging peat or some shit.
If I somehow have any way of convincing people I'm from the future, however, I guess I'd be set.
I'm still in the same suburb of Paris except this time it's inhabited by rich aristocrats not niggers
much better
>>957085
>Kansas
>Oh shit I'm all alone
>Try and join tribe, try to tell them to get as many goddamn horses as they can
>Japan
>Fight in Sekigahara for Ishida Mitsunari
>Get decapitated
In New Jersey.
Dutch haven't even shown up yet. Just me and some savage Lenape Indians.
Probably get an axe in the head.
Or starve. I don't know how to hunt fish trap or farm.
>Wake up in the Spanish Netherlands
>Whole area devastated by war
>Repopulate it like a champ
Could be worse.
>Bohemia in pre-evening of 30 years war
theoretically i would have 17 years to try to sneak my way into nobility, somehow get into contact with rebel faction, convince them that Friedrich is a bad choice for a king and then warn them not to lower their guard, which could probably lead to my nation granting religious autonomy within Habsbourgian empire, maybe encouraging total independence in the future.
practically i would spend five years getting used to their language and customs and then i would die of flu
>>958620
>crossing the atlantic in a single winter
Wake up in a booming city of the Dutch republic. Invest in shares, run a grain merchant type of thing and get completely shitfaced on this new drink called Gin.
>>957085
Well I'm in northern England and it's before the industrial revolution, so I guess I become a farmer.
>1603
>metro detroit
starve to death if not freeze
>>957085
Spain
Join army and die for my emperor
>>959361
>Rule over the Aboriginal locals with knowledge of medicine
What would you tell them?
>>957139
>quickly go to nearest French fur trading post
>tfw Port Royal was first successful settlement in 1605
>1603 Southern California
>see passing spaniard and englishmen that just sail past charting the coast
>die in an inconsequential native village before any missions get set up
>1603
>Saint Petersburg, Russia
I wake up in a Finnish tribal dirt fishing village and this guy >>958895 ends up civilizing me and making me build a fortress
>>957085
im currently in a flat.
i dont think thats going to end well
Will try to use my knowledge of 4 languages to somehow earn the coin to get to England, where I'll invent the first automatic assult rifle and live in eternal glory in the unbeatable Anglo superpower, then I will invest in colonizing Alaska where gold and oil await
>1603
>Finland
I'll wake up right next to a medieval trade route and a fuck ton of trees. I'll probably starve to death before I can find/navigate to "civilisation"
>Willamette Valley
Actually not too bad, plenty of resources: wood, edible plants (I actually grow quite a few in my garden, so I can identify them), large river, etc.
It's not too cold and the Kalapuya Indians are pretty chill. At worst I'd be a slave for a while until I could but my freedom.
>>957085
Germany, in a small village just on the left side of the Rhine.
I get the fuck out of here ASAP, over half the population here died during the thiry years war, and I don`t want to be anywhere in Germany when SHTF.
I am going to use my advanced knowledge to make some easy inventions, most likely a crude thermometer or something
I also remember seeing a infopic about roughly the same topic long ago, does anyone have something like that? It included a few easy to build things you could make a reasonable amount of money with
>>957085
>Koper, 1603
>Serene republic of Venice
Not bad, I know the language and I can live as a merchant
>1603 Southern Ontario
Well, lots of things to eat here. Cold ass winters, but whatever.
>New Zealand South Island 1603
>Get hypothermia
>Die
God North Carolina in the fucking 1600's? How about I just kill myself by drowning my head in a lake.
>>960325
> crossing Siberia, the Bering Strait, Alaska and Canada in a single winter.
>>957085
>Britain
Great. Well, I guess bum some theatre crossdressers or become a school teacher. Daddy needs his traps
>Mexico
>1603
>Be white
Find myself an indigenous hottie and own land.
>>957085
I'm born in Salzburg. I'll going to become a court musician and become the first ever documented violinist to use double/triple stops and vibrato on the violin. Then I will develop the entirety of calculus, analysis and PDE from extremely rigorous foundations a la Weierstrass and Dedekind to describe the vibration of the strings and use this as part of my psychoacoustic analysis of Baroque music.
Every prominent musicologists and composers will follow my guide on counterpoint, every mathematician and natural scientists will follow my lectures on analysis and every royal court in Europe will be following my line of philosophy of music and mathematics, which will lead to the very early establishment of state-funded research universities focusing on mathematics and the 500-year long tradition of Baroque music, with the development of Classicism and Romanticism skipped.
>Newport, Rhode Island
>1603
pretty sure we had English settlers here by then. Too lazy to confirm
I wake up in a field of wheat a few kms from what was then a provincial city.
I guess Id try to find employment in the iron foundry while struggling to understand my ancestors' hick accent.
Also Id start writing books in Slovene and forever figure in history textbooks as the first Slovene writer.
Id try to write down and explain my Chemistry and Geology knowledge and try to innovate and reform the local industry by teaching them the Bessemer process.
Also find the Lavrač family and marry their daughter.
>>957085
Cleveland Ohio, 1603
I'd still be confused of why it's 20 degrees and snowing in the middle of April
Except this time I'd probably be killed by Iroquois looking for fur trading grounds
>>960329
>Northern England
That was Sheepland central m8, better get yourself used to the smell of sheep wool and sheep shit.
>>961737
You better speak italian, Tantadruj.
>>957085
>1603 Ireland
>Set right what once went wrong
>>962590
500 years of Baroque
Oh god, my dick.
>>957085
>>960375
>>957139
>Be in Island of Ile-Perrot next to Montreal
>38 years before the foundation of Ville-Marie (Montreal)
1603, luckily; is the year Samuel de Champlain made his last trip down the St-Lawrence river near Montreal. So i try and get help from the local natives to go and meet him to join him on an epic adventure of exploration, bringing modern knowledge to France. I write many books on technology, science and military art; i become a famous inventor and scientist; I even lay down the foundation for newtonian physics. I then use the influence i acquired to warn the king about the perfidious anglo and to pour great resources into the colonization of the new world; also leave prophetic warnings about the French revolution.
Then, as the colonization of New-France gets on in earnest; i go back to the new world to become one of the founding fathers of French Canada. And to quote >>958776,
>France enters an amazing golden Age
>Bang (a) virgin* ever day
>die happy knowing that France is going to rule the world.
The sun will never set on the french empire
>Trondheim, Norway
Nothing. Literally nothing of note happened at that time until the 30 years war.
Califag here that knows Mayan.
I'm pretty much fucked at this point. Guatemala is already Spanish clay at this point so I can't do anything useful with my second native tongue, guess I'll have to do with Spanish. Might as well just try to find a way to Mexico City and astonish the Spaniards with my knowledge that shouldn't be possible for a savage.
>>957085
I don't know, wade around in the swamp, sigh that nothing good will be here for two hundred and fifty years, being generous.
>>958753
Time to teach you how to read and write fucboi
1603
Texas
Marry bara-daddy Apache husbando
>>965498
Never mind figured how I can use it.
>Step 1: Travel to Mexico City, I have a good knowledge of the tribes of California and Mexico
>Step 2: Gain the attention of the local elite with my modern knowledge
>Step 3: Travel to the Yucatan and Guatemala/Belize and befriend the local Maya, also learn French
>Step 4: Learn French Write books so popular that they will be read all over Europe
>Step 5: Go on some tour of Europe
>Step 6: 1627 Find a way to gain audience with Cardinal Richelieu, again using my modern knowledge, probably tell him about Brits trying to help at La Rochelle
>Step 7: Convince him of an alliance, I get the Mayan people to betray the Spanish and create a more advance society based on European tech that overthrows chinlords
>Step 8: Go do the same shit to Charles, tell him about the plot to murder Buckingham, also befriend members of Parliament, ferment rumors of Spanish Catholicism attempting to ruin the Church of England, war is the only solution
>Step 9: Go to Portugal and convince the Cortes enough is enough and they must free themselves of Spanish cucks, 10 years ahead of time.
>Step 10: get my Mayan allies ready
>Step 11: All declare war on Spain while Spanish fucks are busying with Thirty Years War
>Step 12: Spain BTFO, prosperous Mayan Indian ethnic state emerges with strong militaristic nationalism implemented.
>Step 13: Have my son be crowned Emperor and die a happy man
1603 spain
help purge heretics, try to make coutry great, eventually fail
Highlands of Scotland
Join a clan
Watch the union of the Scottish and English crowns.
>>957156
>Virginia
>let my hair down
>confuse the natives with my knowledge of the land and high cheekbones combined with a hairy chest
>tell them my mother was a bear
>start tribe
>go fuck jamestown up
I wake up in Indian territory, hope neither them nor the French murder me for being English, and try to get to Newfoundland
>in western Kentucky
>get killed by bear
>Grand Rapids, MI
I'm half Injun, but I don't speak a lick of it. Etienne Brul'e and Grenoble won't even arrive in Port Huron for 15 years.
I'd probably just get murdered for being from a different tribe.
>>957085
>wake up in 1603 ireland
>eat a spud
>be 1603
>get raped by indians
>kill myself
>1603
>Provide England with knowledge of future naval and infantry advancements
>Create a concise map of the world
THE SUN NEVER SETS
>>957085
Texan here
Try to get to the nearest white colony before indians scalp me
>>957085
Hope some stupid Maoris don't eat me long enough for me to trade shovels and blankets for all their land.
>>957085
Tasmania, cunt's fucked.
What am I supposed to do? Try and start a programme to domesticate some fucking possums or something?
>1603
>get killed by abos
>>957085
party like it's 1603
>>962504
well they would definitely have been better hunters those days
invent 4chan
>>958595
kek
Realistic approach:
> 1603
> Santiago de Nueva Extremadura in newly founded Chile capitany
> Mfw i look mixed
> Mfw i would be rejected both by mapuches and spaniards
> Mfw i would probably become a bandolier or stock thief as most chilean mestizos did
Ideal, larping approach:
> 1603
> Appear in Spanish court randomly
> Explain my mixed looks by saying that im a Poor Morisco from Andalucia since Chilean accent is quite similar to andaluz (tipical spic look but they wont be able to tell the difference)
> Just learn the differences of spanish of the era and be kay
>Studied biochemistry so i have a decent understanding of math, physics, chemistry, biology and pharmacy
> Look for a merchant guild, and impress them as i literally invent calculus, modern algebra, scurvy treatment and goods conservation
> Get rich as i literally invent compound interest and reintroduce bank notes and innovations for merchants
> Hire and train my own mercenary team and teach them modern "swedish swarm" tactics before its made the standard. Use basic and "humane treatment" psycology to make them loyal as dogs
> Trip to Florence to retrieve all those Da Vinci manuscripts with weapons and stuff, and introduce the most useful such as the repeating cannon in my army
>With an above average knowledge of the world's geography, i seek for support of the crown and conquer my own empire in Africa
> Be cool with the malaria and sickness since i know that quinone is the cure and can be imported from america, and that 99% of sickness can be avoided by filtering/boiling water or using the very first antibiotics created
> Literally invent the concept of darwinism and mix it with the current religious phillosophycal thought to create zeal for "conquering and civilizing the "inferior races"" (oh the irony)
> Build (or steal) land in America
> Only allow Jesuits, create a more pro-science church for my use
Absolute realistic approach:
> Be 1603
> Appear anywhere
> Sneeze
> Kill 85% of Human Race
>>965608
>>965464
>>962590
>>957120
>>957499
its incredible how rich and powerful we could become just by travelling to the past and using our basic knowledge
> Mfw that life wants you to be miserable
>>957156
>tidewater virginia
>go eat a bunch of jimson weed and kill myself
>>966764
You most likely won't because nobody has any reason to give a shit about you and you probably can't speak the local language, nor do you have any money.
The only 2 ways it could work is if you're a polyglot in historical languages and loval dialects or a really competent engineer/craftsman who can actually build modern devices using local tools/resources. Preferably both.
Plus a capable survivalist if you're in some unpopulated primative shithole.
>>959324
same tbqh
>>957085
Well I'm in east cost Australia, and I'd say I try and make my North, hope some Indonesians stop by and then try and make my to the middle east via Indian ocean trade routes, then to Alexandria, then Europe via Venice. Should make it to where people speak something vaguely resembling English within a decade if all goes to plan!
Realistically though, unless I've secretly been Les Stroud this whole time very quickly I'm dead of starvation within a week.
>1603 in Connecticut Colony
>Fuck...
Well, I guess I'd have to start pretending to be a Puritan, try to be racist against Native Americans, and change my accent to match the English of the time (not the same as London accents today, btw). I'm a fairly decent public speaker, so I'd probably do a preaching circuit from Hartford to Springfield and Northampton, work my way down to New Haven, Groton, New London, and then quietly escape into the Rhode Island Colony in a couple of years, where maybe I could just chill on the beach and hopefully not get murdered or captured by Natives.
>Poor village with scattered mining communities in Norway
There was absolutely nothing interesting going on in that time period. There was although mining going on here. Perhaps I could convince a German mining engineer from nearby to go over to the other place where they found silver somewhere around that time and dig it before anybody else find out.
>>967958
Jamestown wasn't colonised until 1607. You're in Indian country son and there's not another white person in the whole of North America.
>>968042
What is florida
>>957085
>957085
>1603 Hong Kong
>Get one of the boat nigs (Hakka) to get me to Macao
>Rescued by British merchants and Alberto Barbosas
I could make it out honestly
>>968055
My bad, I'm not that familiar with Spanish history. I'm still fairly certain his preaching tour around Hartford, Springfield and Northampton isn't going to be a roaring success.
>>959384
Without finding a worthy succesor first...
Great job, now Poland is no more
>go to sleep in Singapore
>wake up and immediately start drowning in the Malayan straits because most of singapore as of today is reclaimed land.
What a life
>>968042
Oh shi-
You right.
I guess I'd better learn to /out/, and if I don't get murdered by the Natives, I'll just drop some prophecy about King Phillip's war on them, maybe change the course of Western Civ.
>>957120
>personally defeat the weakest faction
Your gonna need some backup for that if you want any hope of success.
>>957085
>what country are you in and what do you do?
1. Ireland
2. The old order of Ireland had pretty much just ended. I await the next 50 years of abject misery that awaits my wretched nation. It's war, plantation, starvation disease and slavery from here on out.
>>968171
Either blanda or go south to the Spaniards.
>>957085
In southern Ontario... what I am guessing is Iraquois territory. I suppose I will be busy trading with the British and French, maybe even the Dutch at this point
>>968246
I just looked at the history of Ireland from that period. You really did land in the perfect place to watch everything go to shit. Maybe you could try and flee to Spain or something and teach them the secret of aerodynamic ammunition and maybe even rifling if you get a chance to experiment.
>>957085
I'm near San Agustin in Spanish Florida, I guess I would venture to the fort there, and help the Spanish conquer North America, perhaps give them schematics of Machine guns
>Ottoman Empire
>Subsistence farming
>Texas
>Get enslaved by injuns
or:
>Somehow manage to get to Spanish Mexico
> Tell of cities of gold, write a book after learning Spanish
> Die modestly okay
>Krain
>GTFO before the thirty years war
>Northwest México
>live and die as a nomad close to a river since there was Nothing here at the time
>>968383
To be honest I'd just go to Spain, try to make my way to the Caribbean and become the lord of some shitty Island like some of the Gaelic lords did. Blandaing with natives sounds like fun.
I'm pretty sure the current O' Neill is some Spanish noble from the Caribbean
>>969050
Info on this. Having a history raging boner
I get scalped by a Chickasaw Indian
If I don't get scalped I'll try to make a bumrush for Florida so I could find the Spanish and hopefully become a pirate
>>965608
>implying your modern diseases you aren't carrying wont kill 90% of these almost AIDS tier immunity resistance people
I expect nothing less from an Indian
>Finland
>trade my clothes for a job as a household helper
>learn to work now that my social security is gone
>chill and become family with everyone, sauno
>never tell anyone I'm from the future
>avoid travelling
>marry the maid
>live as long as I can never once standing out
>if necessary use my memory of all the crime movies to remove and frame anyone as a witch
>Finland becomes elder god-tier anyway after 400 years
>>959361
>wake up in a tribe of abos
>drill for petrol for them to sniff
>build roads for them to sleep
>be hailed as abo god
>die
>be immediatly forgotten because they can't write
im in New Zealand getting eaten by maori invaders
I am a couple miles north of a Dutch trading post. I guess I'd meet up with the Dutch, learn the language and help establish New Amsterdam
>>961674
Coos Bay, here. All the salmon.
England
I go and brainwash Oliver Cromwell into hating the Irish so much that he totally genocides them in the Glorious Revolution instead of just kind of genocides them
>Bohemian-Polish border
>Go to Prag and give them my knowledge of technology.
>Become national hero
>Get elected king
>Destroy Austria with my superior weapons
>Get elected Emperor
>Go to Rome
>Kill pope
> conquer Europe
> Create husite republic of Europe
> Die of small pox
No more Catholic church. No more kings. No more wars. Only world domination.
pay taxes to both ottoman and hun overlords
starve
probably killed during some raid
>>957085
>You wake up tomorrow and its 1603, what country are you in and what do you do?
CRASHING OUR HISTORY... WITH NO SURVIVORS!
>>970110
lel
>>960306
>Lenape Indians
Where you at in South Jersey? I'm near Atlantic City so I'd probably just kill myself after the pain of all those mosquitos.
>wake up in south texas 1602
>join the mexican empire
> tell them about the horrible future with the cartels and the loss of our spanish pride
>tell them to hang on to texas as heavily as they can
>teach them the secrets of machinery and universal parts so as to build machine guns
>tell them not to waste time at the alamo
>tell them not to waste their time in agrarian pursuits
>mfw texas is mexican and our mexican national pride is restored
>wake up what will in the future be a 20 minute train ride away from the center of stockholm
>travel there, try to get into contact with some official or professor or nobleman, maybe even the king
>use the knowledge from my unfinished biotech engineering degree and general education to convince them that I'm from the future or at least know a bunch of weird shit they've never heard of before
>try to get a pension or something while I try to remember as much shit as I can
>try not to tread on the toes of any christians
if I'm not thrown out on the street or stabbed by a bum I should at least be able to vastly improve hygiene in any circles that are willing to hear me out
I doubt there will be any conquering of the world or crowning of myself as a king done
>>957085
>1603
>Central Oklahoma
>it'safuckingdesert.jpeg
>die of dehydration
>but not before i kill off a bunch of my native ancestors with disease
space-time continuum problems/10
>Australia
Fuck
I am under water.
I drown.
>1603
>Oxford
>Have some knowledge of history, but absolutely none of anything remotely practical.
>Royal Society is kicking off. Promote germ theory, necessity of sterilisation and hand washing before medical procedures.
>James I has just come to the throne. Encourage him to make peace, warn him about Guy Fawkes.
>Also stop spending everything, you profligate fuck. You need to save.
>James won't listen.
>Seduce James.
>Enjoy position of moderate influence as royal catamite.
>Kill Charles.
>Die of an easily preventable disease at 50.
>tfw New Zealand
>don't even think the Maori were here yet
>get killed by giant eagle
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haast%27s_eagle
Or alternatively, if the Maori are here
>be white
>get eaten
>>957085
>south of Britain
>musselman
Welp should be short.
>>957085
>1603
>Albany area
Shit, try to find some French people or dutch people before the injuns find me. 7 years before Albany is founded, but hopefully someone I can barely communicate with is around.
>>978372
Oh, can I bring Les Stroud with me and an Pre-colonial American linguistics Professor? They might come in handy.
>>957085
>Be The Dutch East India Company
>Sail to Japan
>become 17th century Weeb
>Read Chinese Cartoons until I die
>>969441
http://www.worldfamilies.net/forum/index.php?topic=7710.0;wap2
https://books.google.com/books?id=fpQlBgAAQBAJ&pg=PA142&lpg=PA142&dq=Don+Carlos+O%27+Neill&source=bl&ots=cvhrNaURd8&sig=Fr0y5uguxBjW8loAaDunRHX_bB8&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjyn-bw7YvMAhWETSYKHY01AJkQ6AEIVzAL#v=onepage&q=Don%20Carlos%20O'%20Neill&f=false
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/O%27Neill_dynasty#The_Caribbean_O.27Neills
This is just what I found from googling.
>1600s Copenhagen
Please no, I don't want to drown in shit
>>958588
Muh man, as a fellow from Ottoman occupied Hungary, I had the same plan.
>>978429
>drown in shit
egsblain?
>>978510
Copenhagen had designated shit canals up until the late 1700s.
>>957085
I'm deep in the interior of Africa, the nearest European trading post is hundreds of KMs to the east.
I guess i would try to pretend to be a wizard for some Tswana tribesmen
>>957085
>German from Magdeburg
Flee as soon as I can.
>>978429
I was going to write the same thing.
>Wake up in woods and farming fields
>Begin to starve
>Comunicate with locals
>A mob gathers
>tfw killed for wearing futuristic clothes
>>978297
Convert, publish book about your miracle. Get cashmonies.
>>967144
Hell of a way to go
Probably horrifying too
>wake up in northwestern Canada
>New France isn't even around yet, and would be 4,000 km/2,000 miles away
>San Juan de los Caballeros in modern New Mexico is the capital of Spanish Santa Fe de Nuevo México, which is "only" 3,000 km/1,600 miles to my south
So I guess I head south, use my rusty Spanish, and hope conquistadors and missionaries are willing to listen to my ideas. I'd try to have an enlightened Spanish colonization of western North America, and could help explorers map out the coast and the inland.
>>957085
>Manchester, England
>1603 The plague strikes Manchester. Up to 1/4 of the population die.
>>981233
It was you. You brought a future disease people had no immunity from, and wiped out a quarter of Manchester in the process.
>>957085
Gondolaland
>>957085
im in spanish occupied north america (i speak spanish) present day california and i pan for gold before anyone else does and get fucking rich as fuck and then open an old timey bar/ brothel and fuck hella whores
I wake up sitting in Ngati kahungunu ki wairoa, Which I'm pretty sure was wetlands before Europeans visited. I try my best to peacefully introduce myself to the native population using all the vague knowledge of porwhiris I can muster. Then I guess I just try to become a standard Maori tribe dude and attempt to pass on my advanced knowledge unto them, that is assuming I retain it. Could be worse, probably.
>wake up in spanish netherlands
>as a muslim
They will probably hang me for being an ottoman spy or something.
>Finland
>Plant turnips in burnt ground.
>Hope you won't be killed by your neighbour Pekka, who lives only 30 kilometers from you when he gets drunk on sahti and goes on a killing spree, starting with his wife
>Die at 32 from malnutrition
>>957085
Flanders, in one of the wealthiest cities at the time (Gent) but most likely as a dirt poor sod...
>Gdańsk
>mfw I'm safe from Swedes
feels pretty gutt, desoo
Realistic
>Get killed by Abo's/snake bite/small wound
Wishful
>Kill off so many Abo's from disease that it's evident in 2016 that something happened to their population
Silly
>Get to Europe just in time to inform Wallenstein of the coming war and to watch out for the Imperial Court who are going to dick him once he becomes too powerful.
wake up in Laibach 1600, counter-reformation in full swing so i join a protestant book burning.
I will probably die in the next turkish horsearcher raid...
>>982265
nah they love turks there back then
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liever_Turks_dan_Paaps
>Germany
>Frankfurt am Main
>live in the old part of the city so im gonna be fine and have to serve nobody
>my city was neutral in the thirty years war and not once attacked
>my city is a center of trade
Im gonna be fine.
Living in a small free imperial city in Germany. Will probably try to assassinate either later protestant or catholic leaders to give one side an advantage and shorten the upcoming confession wars.
>>982469
Noice
bohemia
die because i don't know the social norms etc.
>>957085
>Canberra, Australia
>steal some ochre from the nearest aborigine encampment and use it to draw dicks and alien spacecraft in a cave before dying of dehydration
>>978428
Hnnng hnnnng fap fap fap fap
>wake up in 1602 "Texas"
>die
>>959318
Just call yourself Salim Khan and get 10000 hindu concubines
>>965858
>d Grenoble won't even arrive in Port Huron for 15 years.
shit,
guess i'm fugged
>>982265
Hi senaat
>herd reindeers
>die
>>957223
>salmon is pretty cash
lol
>>964373
awesome pic desu
>>958645
Finlandssvenskar = Bättrefolk
>Wake up in a small fishing village in swedish Finland
>Try to find people that I can help fish
>If I get work, I might get fish
>If I don't I'm fucked
>>957085
Probably be a Border Reiver and steal sheep.
God I hope the Spanish or whatever Central Floridian tribes were nice to an Aryan that can only say he can't speak Spanish, only English and yes/no.
>>957085
be a not very comfy farmer in northern portugal, or turn a trader and go die in some shipwreck or end up as a slave, get killed by a dutch or eternal anglo pirate or whatever
>>957085
I'm still in Switzerland, and I go to work.
>discover electricity and oil early
>find applications for all my discoveries
>live comfy
>>957156
Jamestown is still 4 years away.
Good luck
>a fortress bordering the Ottoman Empire
>during the most destructive Turkish-Habsburg war
Well, shit.
>Australia
Well I'm dead unless I get some abbos to worship me.
>just out side of the free Hanseatic city of Bremen
>get job at a local merchant
>get rich by investing into arms trading for the 30 year war
>use money to push technological innovations
