>it's a Crispus didn't succeed Constantine episode
>It's a Germanicus is killed by some pouty little fatfuck episode
>It's a Marcus Aurelius never smothered his son episode
>It's a Belisarius gets cuckolded by his Wife episode
>It's a Julius Caesar gets a World-Star Hip Hop'd episode
>it's a Sebastian didn't sire a son episode
>>956678
>It's a Caligula episode
>>956732
>Germanicus never became emperor
>>956748
>It's a Nero episode
>It's a Hannibal mountain climbing episode.
>it's a republicanism is what made Rome great but all anyone talks about is the emperors that ruined them episode
>It's a Germanic horde episode
>>956884
>Roman Republic
>509 - 27 BC
>Roman Empire
>27 BC - 1453 AD
Your move Senate scum
>>956907
>It's an Islamic horde episode.
>>956912
>its a people pretend the Byzantines had anything to do with Rome when barbarian scum overtook the seven hills a millennia beforehand thread
>it's a people pretend that the Byzantine empire was good thread
>>956914
>It's a Carthage has crossed the Alps episode
>>956951
>it's a westaboos deny Eastern Rome's legacy episode
>>956884
>it's a people think the Republic was good for anything other than getting cucked by Caesar and the forgetting that the empire was superior in every single way to it episode
>It's a beginning of the end for the Byzantine empire episode
>>957008
>it's a people forget that the empire started to crumble after only five emperors episode
>>957024
>It's a people ignore the fact that the republic wasn't sustainable when it stopped being a single city episode
>it's a Majorian episode
>It's an Attila is in Pannonia episode
>>957012
Based nigga right here
Khalid bin Walid was a genius with cavalry
>>957032
>it's a people forget that the British invented Westminster democracy and they had the largest empire in history episode
>>957090
>it's a Turks take Constantinople episode
>it's a Praetorian Guards auction off the throne episode
>it's a rise of islam episode
>it's a the bolsheviks win the Russian revolution episode
>it's a Germany loses the war episode
Rerun
>>956678
>It's an Elagabalus gets fucked in the ass episode
> It'a a Paraguay holds off combined might of Brazil, Argentina and Uruguay for 6 years all on its own episode
>it's a previously invincible general bites off more than he can chew episode
>it's another episode about corn transport
>>956969
>its a byzantiboos claim that the Roman empire existed without Rome episode
>that episode about ancient greek banter
>greek potters used to compete for style and inscribe their work with savage roasts of their competitors
>common prayers to the gods consisted of writing a grievance on a writing slab and requesting that a god punish them in the manner requested
>we may have lost irreplaceable literature and knowledge, but at least we know that Cenacus asked the gods for a pack of dogs that would bite off Natalinus's genitals for refusing to pay his loans
>>956678
>It's a cro-magnons come and fuck the shit up episode
>it's yet another 'usurper rises up against the emperor and deposes him' episode
>it's a Marcus Salvius Otho sacrificing himself to prevent a bloody civil war
>>958643
>it's an Elagabalus walks around in skimpy outfits and getting pounded in the boipuss episode
>it's a corrupt official fools Aurelian's officers into killing him episode
>it's a crooked fuckers undo based Sulla's based reforms episode
>>956969
>>956912
>it's a Greeks cosplaying Romans episode
