ITT: Historical figures who were more than likely the spawn of Satan
>Rasputin
>Apparently able to cure hemophilia
>Used talent to get close to Russian royal family
>Started to advise and coerce the Czarina on matters of state
>Gained even more influence
>Eventually, the entire royal family becomes so concerned that they try giving him a private feast of poisoned food
>They wait
>Upon return, he's still fucking munching away
>They try strangling him and walk out for a minute to figure out what to do with the body
>They walk back in and he's just getting up
>They stab him
>He fights back
>They shoot him
>He still fights
>They drag him into a courtyard and beat him
>He's still kicking
>They shoot and stab him again
>Still alive lol
>They tie him up in a bag and throw him in the Volga River
>For a while they don't hear anything about him
>Then suddenly they here reports of his body washing up on shore
>His body
>He got out of the fucking restraints
>And the bag
>And made it to shore
>Where he bled out
t. Lucifer
>>953008
>entire royal family
All this does is make me want to watch Hellboy again
There lived a certain man
>>953008
>Satan
you mean hard to kill?
How is this not bullshit?
Imperial propaganda
>>953008
More like
>get him drunk
>shoot him
>he passes out
>wakes up
>gets shot again
>tries to crawl away
>hit a few times in his right eye
>executed by shot to the forehead
>body dumped in river but gets stuck in it and is recovered
BIG
>>953093
in Russia long ago
>>953426
ROMAN
>>953008
Isn't it well known that this story is fake?
>>953008
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christman_Genipperteinga
>>953008
Rasputin's death was exaggerated by his murderers. He died instantly with a shot to the head.
Is this bait or do you generally believe the shit you wroye actually happened?
>Volga river
>in St. Petersburg
1/10 for effort
>>953436
He was big and strong
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Domery
>>953731
for you
>>953140
He was only 5'9 and he died from the bullet wound to his head. Still put up a good fight.
>>953008
>spawn of Satan
>able to cure hemophilia
>>953008
>Rasputin in live once have fight with a German man and he said prediction about brutality of Germans in WW2.
>Close with a grave of Rasputin was label "Here lie a dog" made at German language.
>Corpse of Rasputin was dig out and burnt by Bolsheviks
>>953640
>literal Champion of Khorne
What the shit
