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>Hi, my name is Spartacus
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>Hi, my name is Spartacus
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Must cold in there..
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No!

I am Spartacus!
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W-we Greeks have bigger dicks than that I s-swear.
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>>94852
B-big dicks are b-b-barbaric.
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>>94987
The real Spartacus would never have a dick that small.
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LITTLE
THRACIAN
FALXES

BIG
ROMAN
PILA
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>>95022
His penisom is small tho. Won't count as sex.
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>>94966
No, I am Spartacus!

So, Servile uprisings or Thracians general?
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>>94987
Big dicks are seen as barbaric and a boner means you can't control your animalistic urges
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>>95065
It's either that or Tiny Greek Dicks general.
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That's a pretty average flaccid dick though.

You guys should stop thinking porn dick is the norm.
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>>95158
Micropenis detected
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>>95118
ok
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Consul Pompey, I'm Spartacus.
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>>95158
Picopenis detected
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>>95204
wait, you can't detect that, it's too small
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>>95158
>Average flaccid dick
>Half the size of your ballsack
Either you have a tiny dick, or you live in the arctic circle.
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small penises were considered more "beautiful" in the ancient world rather than big dongs.

So its perfectly normal to find smaller dicks in greek or roman statues.
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>>95158
>not dragging your 3 foot long penis around town
>not passing out from blood loss every erection
>not using your manhood as a kickstand

Jesus, you small dick faggots are despicable
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>>95158
Yoctopenis detected
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>>95292
Whoah, faggot, ask a guy out first.
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>>95292
It was a conscious artistic decision to keep the dick size to an acceptable minimum. You were supposed to admire the beauty of the human body, not stare at the humongous dick.
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>>95292
my penis is too historical even for a history board senpai
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One of your distant relatives die and this statue is delivered to you household, left to you.
Would you... touch it /his/?
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>>95373
My dick is so long that by the time you walk from the tip to the balls, the tip will already be lost to the annals of history
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>>95357
Right.

>Small dick, big words
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>>95440
I'm trying to post pics of my dick, but 4chan says the file size is too big
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>>95482
kek m8, touche.
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>>94873
I had an art Professor who claimed statues had small dicks because if they were huge that would be all anyone would talk about.
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Men should know not to judge a dick when it's not erect, only women do that stupid shit.
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>>95700

Im a grower myself and i disagree with that.

There's dicks that retract neatly and then there's pencil dicks.
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