I didn't quite catch that, can you repeat what you said?
>>941320
>holy
>>941323
>ROMAN
>>941326
MEMES
"""""Voltaire""""""""
So you wrote your thesis on... on the "Holy Roman Empire?" Please tell me more about that.
i swear when i am a janitor im gonna get all of you memespouting fucks
>>941357
Charlemagne pls go
>>941357
Otto pls
>>941357
Adolf dude relax
>>941344
it was Holy, it was Roman, and it was an Empire
I will never get tired of Voltaire shitposts.
>>941357
You can't stop the meme
>>941357
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>>941320
>American
>Sex
>Empire
>>941344
>That fucking face
It's like the artists all knew knew about the meme when these portraits were painted
>>941357
> ____ _____ ______
>>944062
It's actually a
>Jewish
>Degeneracy
>Industry
>HOLY
>MOLEY
>STILTSKIN
Voltaire posting is best thing happened in my life
>>946043
Voltaire is smug
Voltaire is life
>>941320
You're a fag, Voltaire. Fight me.
>STALE
>>946071
>"""DANK""""
>>946075
>SHITPOSTING
>>946067
>>946043
Obligatory
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Voltaire
>I owned all of his books and paintings
>I prayed to Voltaire every night, thanking him for the memes we've been given
>">Holy >Roman >Empire" I say; ">H >R >E"
>My dad hears me and calls Voltaire a pretentious faggot
>I know he is just jealous of my devotion for Voltaire
>I call him a pleb and a German
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, I feel a warmth moving towards me
>It's François-Marie Arouet, pen name Voltaire
>I am so enlightened
>He whispers into my ear "This agglomeration which was called and which still calls itself the Holy Roman Empire was neither holy, nor Roman, nor an empire."
>He grabs me with his bony French hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my asscheeks for Voltaire
>He penetrates my but-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the banter
>I can feel my butt tearing but my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Voltaire
>He roars a mighty roar as he fills my but with his Liberty
>My dad walks in
>Voltaire looks at him straight in the eyes and says; "It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity to could be a virtue"
>He exits through the window
>Voltair is love, Voltaire is life
>>946424
wew
>>946721
wew
>>941357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbl5hmeDnkc&feature=youtu.be
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>>941357
triggered cuck
>>946424
>"It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity to could be a virtue"
i'm fucking dying
>>946424
is it bad that gave me a boner?
Kill yourself.
>>947146
Fat.
>>941320
What did he think of the "Eastern" "Roman" "Empire"?
>>941789
>implying
>>946424
>It hurts so much but I do it for the banter
>>946424
This is why I love you /his/torians
>THREE
>MEME
>ARROWS
>>941320
Im from the future you must write long books about how much you hate jews, write directly to thomas jefferson and tell him make laws about killing jews plz
God damn it, he's so fucking smug.
>>953773
Nice tourist attractions, Hans, but that doesn't maje an empire.
>>953781
Who cares, that's really just autist hairsplitting at this point. The German term for the HRE is 'Reich', like in 'Drittes Reich'. At the same time, we historically refer to France as 'Frankreich' or 'French Empire'. At the time this term was coined, it was in fact the major European force, whose sole purpose was to protect Christendom. Mocking the HRE is like harassing a veteran.
Have we ever given thanks to Mr. Green for introducing us to this great meme?
I like this better than the Mongols or that the Middle East was responsible for the European Renaissance.
>>949716
He wrote about the 18th century HRE of the Habsburgs - not about the medieval Holy Roman Empire. It's just that /his/ doesn't know about actual history and can't put quotes in context. By that time the Eastern Roman Empire was the Ottoman Empire.
@953889
Not even worth a (you)
>>953871
>protect Christom
But that's the work of frankish knights my friend
>>946424
Too fucking good
>>953871
>Mocking the HRE is like harassing a veteran.
>>954448
Damn fine job they did
>>953871
This is the
>Holy
>Roman
>Empire
They were detrimental to Christendom.
>>946424
toplel
We should all pray for the HRE's revival. Whoever feels like there's something missing in his ever so shallow life - this is it. An empire not founded on greed and power, but idealism and faith.
>>956523
I am so glad I am a baptized roman catholic and not some disgusting protestant
>>954448
The Frankish Empire didn't exist any more and the Franks and their culture ceased to exist.
The former enemies of the Franks, the Saxons under Otto I, had to rise up, assembling a combined German army to save Europe from the Magyar hordes, and as thanks Otto I was bestowed the title of Emperor, succeeding the tradition of Charlemagne and the Christian Roman Emperors.
>>946424
>for the banter
>>957018
>The Frankish Empire didn't exist any more
Yeah it became France and allied with based Soliman to sandwich your so called "Empire"
>>955131
No my fault those greeks can't defend themselves. And where was the unholy barbarian duchy when Constantinople fell ?
>>958145
>it became France
A part of it became France and also lost its Frankish heritage in the process.
Otto the Saxon stepped in where France had failed, raising a unified German army to save Christendom from the Magyar hordes, for which he was granted the right to call himself Emperor.
